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Best Phone Sex: Size Matters Losers

best phone sexWhen you look like me, you can demand a certain type of man. No small dicks are allowed in my pussy. No broke ass losers can date me either. There is nothing more disappointing than a Splenda Daddy. That is a fake sugar daddy who thinks he can entertain a hot girl like me, but he has neither the cock nor the funds to treat me right. Sadly, some Splenda daddies sneak through my vetting process, like Tyler. Now, he looked good on paper. He has a wonderful white-collar job and his income verified. I saw dick pictures and he was handsome. A young professional just starting off his career as an investment broker was an acceptable date. We went to the nicest restaurant in town. I took a cab the place, because I don’t let guys know where I live immediately. I am so glad I have that policy because his fucking credit card declined. I had to pay for dinner. No way was I fucking a man who couldn’t even buy me dinner. I didn’t understand what happened. He assured me he had a cash stash at home and would repay me. He gave me the banking error line that I hear when losers ‘cards decline. So, I let him take me back to his place in his Ford Fiesta. Seriously dude, what the fuck? My hot ass belongs in a luxury car. At that point, I just wanted my cash and to cut my losses. He had to have stolen someone’s identity because he drove a crappy car and he lived in a crappy apartment. I waited by the door for my money. When he came back naked with no cash, I was not surprised. Dickhead move. The surprise was on him, I tasered him in his puny nut sack and while he was curled up on the floor pissing himself, I gave him some small dick humiliation he won’t soon forget. I had that piece of shit poser crying. I will have you crying too if you think you can fuck me with no money and no dick.


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