Category Archive: Lesbian phone sex

Phone Sex Therapy for Small Clits

phone sex therapyLet’s have phone sex therapy. If you are on my site, reading my blogs, my guess is you are searching for some one who will tell you the truth. The truth about your small cock. There are many self aware boys out there who know their dicks don’t measure up. I love reinforcing what you already know.  I would much rather talk to then men who know they have small dicks than the guys with small dicks who think they are a gift from heaven to women. Small dicks aren’t gifts, unless you count the gift of laughter. I had a call this morning from a guy with such a tiny dick it was just a nub. He sent me pictures. It was a swollen clit at best. Not sure how it could penetrate any pussy. Likely, he was a virgin and lied to me when he said he has fucked before. He did admit that girls never fuck him a second time and many have made up some excuse why they couldn’t sleep with him once they saw his wiener. They were nice girls. I am a mean girl. I am an honest phone sex therapist. I tell men what other women won’t. I don’t have pity sex. I think too much of myself to fuck a nub. The only way to fuck a nub is to trib like two lesbians lol. A clit stick doesn’t fit inside a pussy. He wanted help on pleasing women. Although I applauded his ability to know he can’t give sexual pleasure to others, I was blunt. Being a cuckold or a sissy is only way he could please women. Being a cuckold is harder as a single man, but I told him how to find couples and mistresses to work with him. I think he is just lonely. Loneliness is a small dick problem. That is why there are sexy hot women in this business. If you can’t get women to pay attention to you, you can always pay one to laugh at you.

Cuckold Phone Sex Humiliation

cuckold phone sexDo you need cuckold phone sex therapy? If you have a small dick but think you are God’s gift to women, you clearly need help. I met a man in total denial of his pin dick last night. Usually, the men bragging about how much money they make and what kind of sports car they drive are overcompensating. That might work on a young girl, but mature sexy women see right through that shit. I called him out. He tried to get sassy with me, even called me a carpet muncher. I made it clear to him that I would eat a million pussies before I would suck one little dick. He kept telling me and my girlfriends that I couldn’t handle his package. I called his bluff. I told him to show us this beast of a dick he was claiming to have dangling between his legs. It was worse than I expected. All we saw was hair and balls. Perhaps with a weed whacker, I could have seen some semblance of a dick, but when you are all hair and nuts, you are a loser with a capital L. My girlfriends and I snapped pictures for Snap Chat. None of us could believe the bravado this loser had. When he tried to pull up his pants, one of my friends grabbed his hand and pinned it behind his back. She is a self-defense instructor, so she has moves like Chuck Norris. She paraded him around the club for all the ladies to see what this big talker really had between his legs. He couldn’t handle the small dick humiliation. He just kept calling us all tuna bumpers and other lesbian insults. I kissed my girlfriends and fingered their pussies in front of him, so he knew I would take pussy over his loser dick any day. I think he left the club crying. I was too busy munching on pussy to notice.

Naughty Teacher has a New Teacher’s Pet

naughty teacherI try to not be a naughty teacher, but my students are hot for teacher, even the females! Lilly came to my office hours yesterday. She is an average student, so when she asked for extra credit, I honestly didn’t think she had ulterior motives. When I asked her what she was good at to get a feel for what type of project to give her, she bolted out, “pussy licking.” She looked embarrassed about her outburst, but I was intrigued. Girls eat pussy better than boys. I think it has to do with the fact that we know what we like; we know what feels good. I told her I knew exactly how she could get extra credit in my class. I walked to my office door and locked it. I walked back to my desk and sat on the top with my legs spread. I gave her a nod and she went down like the Titanic between my legs. She pulled my panties to the side and slid her tongue in my shaved wet pussy. A few licks and I was moaning so loud I was certain the students walking the halls could hear me. I turned on my music to drown out my moans. She was not lying. If I taught a course in cunt licking, she would get an A plus. She was so good I made her a deal. One I rarely make. I promised her an A in my class for the semester if she ate my pussy a couple times a week. I explained she had to come to class and do all assignments for appearances, but if she kept licking my pussy this well the rest of the semester, she would earn a solid A. She took the deal. I squirted on her face a few times before she had to leave for her next class. She is already teacher’s pet.

Naughty Yoga

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I love to keep my body in shape for my men, so I teach yoga. I just love getting all hot and sweaty and making my body tone and beautiful. I also tend to love the women who come in for my classes. I had been noticing a hot redhead that came into the workout. She had the greatest ass and I “accidentally” bumped into her in the sauna after class today. She had the greatest tits and a nice hairy pussy, I just couldn’t help myself. I laid back in the steam and started playing with my pussy right in front of her. Her eyes locked mine and then she watched as my fingers pumped in and out of my pussy whilst soft moans escaped my lips.  I happened to have my water-proof vibrator in my towel and pulled it out and started fucking myself.  Her legs spread and her fingers found her pussy and I could see it was soaked. Her head went back and I got up and kneeled between her legs and started licking her clit and tongue fucking her hole. She came hard in my mouth and as I got up to go shower she whispered: “ I will bring my strap next time.” I can’t wait.

Lesbian phone sex

lesbian phone sexI am counseling a new couple that is absolutely in a sexless marriage. His wife wants bigger and fatter cocks, and he feels betrayed. So I suggested that they keep a very open mind and a very open door for them both to be happy. I asked them to try something new. I asked the husband to sit and watch.

I walked over to his wife and started to make out with her. I undid her blouse and slid my hands on to her tits. I played with them as my mouth sucked on her nipples. I felt her pussy and she was soaking wet through her panties. I played wither her until it was time to incorporate something bigger for the both of us.

I grabbed a big fat dildo and shoved it into her pussy, while her husband started jerking off watching me fuck his wife. Both of them are going to cum at the same time. See, anything can work? Maybe he can sit there and watch her get fucked by a real fat cock next time for the next session!

Sexy babe and her hot sidekicks

Sexy babe and her hot sidekicks all down for some hot fun. I was getting so sick of the monotonous daily task and just needed a vacay with my girls. We hit up sin city on my husband’s tab of course and let loose and had a blast. I have hot friends and Mandie and Colette are by far the hottest of the bunch and the most fun so of course, they were going to be down for so much fun. We ended up partying dancing and having a blast, but the real blast happened in our hotel room. After a couple jello shots and dares, we end up making out and obviously getting naughty. We brought out our favorite toys from our suitcase and shared cause sharing is caring. We had multiple orgasms and spent the night being horny sluts together, after a while, we invited a guy with a nice BBC to satisfy our cock cravings. Then we kicked him out after we used him because girl power you know 😛  Sexy babe

Pussy Tastes So Damn Good

Lesbian phone sexI love dick! Long dicks, thick dicks, short and stubby dicks, crooked dicks, I love them all. But sometimes I want pussy. Right now I want to put my face between a beautiful woman’s thighs. I have a co-worker named Tasha. She’s thick and curvy just the way I like my black women. When she walks by my desk, her perfume drives me wild. I’ve wanted her for months but I didn’t have the courage to make the first move. But today I’m going to get that pussy. She got up from her desk and walked towards the restroom, and I followed. She was in the mirror putting on lipstick. I gripped her arm and pulled her into the handicap stall. I pushed her against the wall and dropped to my knees. I was in such a hurry that I didn’t pull her panties off, I just pushed them to the side to lick her sweet pussy. She never fought me off and the way she ground her wet pussy against my face let me know she wanted it just as bad as me. I licked and sucked on her clit until she squirted into my mouth. We walked back into the office like nothing even happened.

Latina pussy for you

Sexy phone sexCum get your massage I promise a very happy ending! Lay on my table and I will start rubbing your back not only with my soft hands but rubbing you with my big titties, you could just feel my hard nipples rubbing against your manly back. I’m going to put a lot of oil on my hands and you will slowly feel me penetrating your tight puckered asshole with my middle finger. You slowly feel my finger going in and out your asshole. You love that prostate massage huh? Now I will make you roll over, I want to see what I will be working with! Wow that at least is a big fat 11 inch cock! Yum and look at that big fat mushroom head just asking for me to suck it! I grab that cock at the base of the shaft and start french kissing that big fat throbbing cock!

Cocksucking phone sex

Cocksucking phone sex gets me so wet. I love talking about cocks in my mouth. Well,, I love cocks everywhere. Ever since I can remember I have been such a good cock sucker. I learned pretty young with one of my aunt’s husband. It was pretty naughty and kind of tacky, I consider myself a sexy latina and even though I cheat on my husband I do it because my pussy yearns for a real cock. I guess I have been a bad girl since I met my aunts’ husband, he was closer to my age than my aunts, Even though my aunt was still hot for her age she did not like the men in her age group. So she got with a hot younger Swedish guy. He would undress me with his eyes every time I came to visit. I was feeling horny and I wanted to practice with his big cock, I knew he had a big one because he was always hard to me. I got what I wanted once my aunt was asleep it didn’t take much convincing, I had my aunts hot young European husband in my mouth. It was so hot. I immediately spread my legs to take him inside and he guided his cock into my cunt and we kept it our little secret. cocksucking phone sex

Suck On My Clit

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I’m such a lucky little sweetheart that I get to be all yours now. I know you love getting
to spend more and more time learning my tight sexy body and you feel so good touching, kissing
and licking all over me. Tasting the sweet folds of my young flesh down in my pleasure pocket
area. Sucking on my clit and watching how my legs shake from your energy. You love seeing
me feel the pure pleasure only a man like you could guide a young lady like myself into the
groove of feeling like a woman for the first time. You’ve been waiting for the moment to make
me yours and it’s finally here. You help me climb on top of your big cock and ride it till
you fill your pretty pussy all the way up. So now we go to brunch and out shopping, right?

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