I met a loser at the bar.. He had a pathetically small dick! He was quite the show off too. He was flaunting around in a thick chain, making lots of noise. I should have known his dick was going to be pathetically small. I mean why else was he making all that noise. Welp! I was fooled. I wound up inviting him back to my hotel room only to find out it was the biggest mistake of my life. He insisted on fucking with the lights out. I didn’t even feel anything and within seconds I felt his creamy load seeping down my inner thighs. I was pissed!
I flicked the light on and noticed his microscopic wiener. Holy fuck it was limp and looked like a little doorbell. I couldn’t help it. I started laughing hysterically.. Nearly in tears as I walked towards it and poked at it.. LOL What the fuck… I didn’t even think a man could have a penis that small. I mean my little cousin’s pecker was even larger than that thing. I took my camera out and started taking pictures of his teenie weenie! I plastered his loserific cock all over Facebook and even tagged it to his profile.
His pathetic cock went viral!! Turns out that loser paid me a lot of money to take it down and tell everyone I made it all up!
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