Category Archive: Voyeur beach sex

Cuckold phone sex is the most popular fetish out there nowadays. Hard to believe this but on the phone more guys lie about their dicks being small than large. The reverse is true in real life. I wish for once a man would say to me, “Hey, I want to fuck you, but I have a small dick.” Almost every guy that calls me, starts off with, “I have a small dick.” Even if they don’t have a small dick, they lead with that. I have become good at sizing men up. Or maybe I should say sizing them down lol. I was at the beach yesterday. My usual beach spot which I love because it is never very crowded. This loser comes up to me in a Speedo suit talking shit about how good he could make a hot sexy woman feel. He was talking like he had an elephant trunk in his Speedo. You can’t hide jack shit in a Speedo. You can tell if a man is circumcised of not in one of those. I told him unless he had his dick hiding in his asshole, I doubted he had anything I wanted. He didn’t go away easily. I told him to pull out this snake he claimed to have hiding in his skimpy bathing suit. I laughed loudly for a solid ten minutes when he whipped out a cock so small it just looked like he had big droopy balls. Erect he would be 2-inches at best. I called some other ladies sunbathing over for a second opinion. They laughed too. They couldn’t believe he had the audacity to brag that he could bring me pleasure all night long. One of the women started snapping pictures and uploaded them to her Snapchat. The comments came in so quickly too. Small dick humiliation on Snapchat was what made this loser leave me alone. I went home and signed up for an account. Apparently, some men don’t like being blasted on social media. Well, if you don’t have the goods to back up your claims, keep your mouth shut.