Guys ask me all the time what makes the best phone sex. I know they are expecting some simple answer like “me.” But the truth is that lots of factors go into a great phone fuck. Yes, you want a hot sexy MILF like me with a sultry voice, hot body and a no limits creative mind. But I also want a few things. A horny man who knows how to please a woman. A vocal man who knows how to tell a woman what he wants. An open mind to explore our fantasies and kinks together. And honesty about your dirty little secrets.
The best phone experiences are collaborative. I fancy myself a phone sex therapist. I’ve been teaching sex education for so many years now, that even my family and friends come to me with all their sexual questions and dilemmas. I help them; I can help you. I love to help folks of any age and gender come to terms with their kinks and fetishes. If we deny ourselves what we really want it causes sexual frustration, which leads to unhappy folks, which is the root of stress, divorce and chaos in this world.
Sometimes, I am lucky and that my real life therapy helps one of my callers. Tony is a long time colleague of mine. He has a pretty strong foot fetish. Foot fetishes are actually very common. In fact, I keep my feet pampered with regular pedicures so I can indulge a guy who loves an old fashioned foot job. I like the feel of cum between my toes just as much as you like cumming between my toes. Tony likes to suck on toes. There are lots of reasons why guys like feet, but for Tony, it is their resemblance to little cocks. I am not saying all foot fetish guys are closest homosexuals, but some are and they need to know it is okay to suck cock.
Tony just needed a little sex therapy to realize he is bisexual. Honestly, I believe we are all bisexual. I fed Tony my little cocks and told him to be a good little cocksucker. He got so excited, he came in his pants. He happened to be over when I was taking calls. Lucky for him, I got a call from Mike, who he was getting some side cock that his wife didn’t know about. It has been consuming him, making sex rather lackluster with his wife. Sorry men, if you aren’t getting hard for your girl, if you can’t cum inside one of her tight holes, then she will take it personally. I gave him some tips on how to keep it hard with his wife while thinking of cock.
Suck her toes I told him. Imagine each toe is a little cock growing in your mouth. Fuck her ass. Lots of women love anal sex, and a nice tight ass might make a bi guy think of a man’s fuck hole. Encourage her to make you her cuckold husband. Cuckold sex is a great way for a bi or even gay husband to get cock without looking like a total fag. Wives every day tell their tiny dick husbands to suck on some real cock and just think they are being size queen bitches in charge, when actually they are unknowingly catering to their husband’s need for cock.
Tony was hard again listening to me tell my caller how to save his marriage, get hard and have cock. He started slurping on my toes and beating his dick again. My caller came so hard as we did a cuckold scenario where he fluffed some huge cock for his wife, and Tony shot a creamy load of jizz on my toes as I told Mike to down that thick shaft.
Whatever your fetish or secret desire is, I can help.