Fuck Your Way To The Top

Coed phone sexI recently became a mentor to a little bright eyed preppy little freshman starting in the Spring for your first semester of college can be weird. I get it, last year probably put the brakes on some plans. So now I got this girl texting me asking advice about certain professors, and apparently she’s having an issue with a history professor. I remember him, not the class but I remember him. Got an A in the class but I didn’t do much but bend over a desk 2 times a week for a few weeks. So I text her back “Fuck him”. This goody two-shoes sends back “But I need a good grade”. Of course cue my eye-roll. Are high school girls not fucking their teachers anymore? She’s pretty, nice tits and I imagine a well-groomed kitty. So I sent her specific directions “No I mean actually fuck him. After class Monday get on your knees under his desk and let your mouth earn you an A. He loves blowjobs, but occasionally he’ll want to bend you over the desk facing the pic on the wife on his desk”. Honestly some classes aren’t that important, taking a short cut by fucking your way to the top should be something all mother’s teach their daughters about the world. Not wait until they get to college and make me do it for them.

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