We all love horny and drunk sexy chicks don’t we? I have had the best and the worse times during those intoxicated hours. When I am not selling my cunt to the highest bidder you will normally find me at your local pub singing karaoke and giving away great blowjobs in the Men’s room! As healthy women, we all need to listen when our bodies tell us something. Of course you would not normally actually hear a voice! Oh but I sure do! This usually happens when I have had more then a few drinks too many! Fuck it though, I had to learn to fight back! My pussy sure is demanding! When I heard Rodney Carrington’s “Dear Penis” song one night, I made up my own little version to shut that pink mouth up! Of course my second set of lips only talk when I am drinking! It is a shame that I am the only one who can hear her!
Dear Pussy,
I don’t think I like you anymore
You used to slip and slide
Now all you are is parched and sore
Oh dear Pussy
I don’t like you anymore
It used to be you and me
& that toy that took batteries
That was all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed
I think your the one to blame.
Dear pussy,
I don’t like you anymore
Dear Ramona,
I don’t like you anymore,
‘Cause when you get to drinking
You fill me with things I’ve never felt before.
Dear Ramona,
I don’t like you anymore.
Why don’t we just get a clue,
I want it to be just me and you.
Come to terms on what we really need.
& If we think about this really hard,
You could throw away your shin guard!
Dear Pussy,
I think I like you after all!
Ramona
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