The Best Phone Chat Lines Tell You the Truth About Your Dick

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I explained to him that the best he could hope for was to be my clean up bitch or my fluffer boy. I had a sizable weekend guest who was happy to lend his cock to this call. When Sam heard me slurping on almost a foot of cock, he realized he wanted some too. Not only did I feed Sam a real beef hot dog, but I gave him a creamy milkshake to wash it down with. My mouth was full of cum which I spit right into my little dick pal. Pinched his nose so he would be forced to swallow every last drop. Tasting real man seed builds character.

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