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Fantasy phone sexYour Darling Darline knows what you need. I am extremely horny this morning. Nothing is helping me get off. That bag of produce from Trader Joes is just calling my name. I have some large Zucchinis and even a few English cucumbers that are phallic in nature. My hunger for food is nothing compared to my lust of a nice dick. I really need to be fucked. I have never done any kind of food play, if you don’t count strawberries whipped cream and chocolate sauce. That was a hell of a mess, but so dirty and orgasmic! I am going to be alone all day, My boyfriend has a meeting all day and I can’t even sext him. I need someone to come over and cum in me. I couldn’t help myself as I looked through the bag and found a nice fat vegetable and began to fuck my hot sweet little pussy. I must have made too much noise and been lost in masturbating myself with my cucumber. Because my boyfriend’s son came in around the corner and dropped his keys and said wow! Fun fact, I used to fuck his son on the regular, I guess old habits are hard to break, but not my sex drive. I am going to get dick after all!

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