A Sexy Babe Knows What Matters Most: Size

sexy babeSome men need cock control. Well, maybe more like clit control! I am a sexy babe. Men who think size does not matter do not have cocks that matter. I had this plumber in my house Friday to fix the kitchen sink. He was my age, maybe older, but I had to give him a little wake up call. First, I do not date blue-collar workers. I may slum with them in the bedroom if they have big cocks, but I never date them. He was trying to get me to go out with him. He started bragging about his big dick, so I asked to see it. I told him you need to be bigger than a beer bottle to fuck me.  He assured me I would not be disappointed. So many men live in the land of denial. I went to the kitchen, got a beer bottle and did the comparison. The beer bottle obscured his tiny worthless dick. He tried to argue with me that size is overrated. So, I showed him a pic of the guy next door I fuck. He has a 10-inch cock. His cock is bigger than a beer bottle. Men need to stop thinking it’s the motion of the ocean, or how you use what you got that matters. It is all hogwash that only tiny dick losers believe. It was clear the plumber had never had small dick humiliation before. I am laughing at his subpar willy and he still thinks he can fuck me. I am smoking hot, but men need to wake up. This is not the 1950s. Cocks are not created equal, and some are downright superior to others. My lovers are between beer can thick and beer bottle long, but they are never shot glass size, LOL. He eventually realized I was not backing down. I do not care if you are a great guy.  If you have a clit stick, I control your cock. If you have a beer bottle for a dick, you get to fuck me. There is no negotiation.

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