I have a client name Gary. LOL! I’m trying my hardest not to laugh as I write this… Gary has a really small dick, a real micro-cock. It’s 2 inches when it’s hard. I like telling him he should have been born a female because his cock is like a big clit. The poor man has never pleased a woman’s pussy. He can’t even keep a girl once she sees his small package. He likes to get dressed up in women’s clothing…dresses, makeup, heels, and a wig. He has me call over a couple of male friends with huge cocks. He always says he just wants to compare his little cock to their huge cocks. But he always ends up on his knees with a mouth full of dick. My ribs hurt from laughing at Little Dick Gary.