This weekend, I got a bit tipsy at a department party. A professor of mine offered me a special assignment as his research assistant for some extra money. I told him about my new job as sexy GFE phone girl. I guess he thought that meant I was easy and a sure thing. He pulled his pants down almost immediately and threw $30 on the his desk. I didn’t know what was more funny. The fact that he thought he could fuck me for $30 or his tiny little clitty I had to squint to even see? I told him I wouldn’t shake his hand for $30. I have done plenty of escorting. Just to have me on your arm in clothes will cost you a minimum of $1,000. For $30, you can go fetch me a chai from Starbucks, which you pay for of course.
I think my professor was mistaken by my California girl next door appearance and thought I was a sweet pushover. We had a come to Jesus talk. I proceeded to call him a pathetic sissy fairy fag loser for thinking for a moment with a dick smaller than my pinky finger, I would fuck him, even for money. No amount of money makes me waste my time on pin dicks. I’m book smart, and sex smart. I know what a woman like me deserves and it’s not a shrinky dick. I explained this little thing called sexual harassment. You see universities frown on it. Gives the school a bad reputation. Just like asshole professors with tiny dicks who don’t know their place, give sissies a bad name.
Tenure can be taken away nowadays. I suggested he pay me for that research job, but do all the work. And in return he gets to be my sissy maid. He will fetch me my morning Starbucks, pay for my bi weekly manis and pedis, clean my house, do my laundry, clean up my doggie’s poo, maybe even eat my hot ass and cunt if he proves to have any oral capabilities besides slewing bullshit. Oh yeah, and he can keep his tenure, and his wife. I hope she has a boy toy, because no way her hubby is satisfying her.
It is amazing how quickly men can clean their act up when presented with the loss of their jobs and family. Prancing around in panties and a French maid’s outfit singing about your little dicky while being a hot student’s bitch doesn’t seem so bad after all. I’m gonna have so much fun with this one!