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I wanna watch things grow

cuckold phone sexI am all about getting dirty and watching things grow! My community was planting trees today, so I volunteered to help. I figured at the very least, I’d get some sun, meet some handsome guys and help the environment. We planted 50 trees in this area once ravaged by forest fires in hopes of re growing the area and giving wildlife a place to live. All I could think about while digging dirt was cock. This one volunteer was handsome. At almost 7 feet tall, I knew he had to have a comparable cock.

During the lunch break, I whispered in his ear, “I wanna make you grow.” I led him away from the group, over an embankment, so we could Fuck. I wanted his cock. Guys that tall always have big ones. I started to take off my clothes, he followed suit. When he took off his boxers, I got the biggest disappointment of my life as well as the biggest laugh. What a waste. A tiny little pecker on such a big guy. My pussy wept; she so needed fucked good and hard. Apparently, he didn’t get my laughter. I had to give him a very imperative lesson on the importance of cock size to hot bitches like myself.

I pulled out my soda bottle to demonstrate the appropriate length and girth for a sexy size queen like myself.  He seemed perplexed that I would prefer an 8-inch plastic bottle to a 2-inch dick. Hello. It is no contest. The soda bottle was hard, thick and big. His little dick was soft, small and thin. I made him watch as I fucked my pussy with that bottle. As I bounced up and down my makeshift dildo, I laughed at him; called him names. I told him he belonged in panties instead. I hate guys who think a clit stick will satisfy a woman. I am horny true, but never desperate as I showed Mr. Pin Dick.

I snickered at him as I fucked the shit out of my pussy. I was squirting all over the bottle too. I got the cum I needed, not from the source I wanted, but still a good cum. If I had fucked short bus dick, I wouldn’t have felt a thing and been cranky all day. I tossed him the bottle as a teasing gesture. “Taste what a soda bottle can do for me that you can’t,” I giggled as I walked back to play with real wood.  I could hear him whimpering like a wounded animal. Some guys just need a wakeup call to understand their place. If you got a clit stick, I will give you a rude awakening too. This bitch doesn’t ride the short bus anywhere for any reason.

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I am a mature sexy babe. I have aged well like a fine wine. A friend of mine, who is much younger than me, suggested I try escorting. I never thought about being a cougar escort. I thought men who wanted escorts wanted princess types. You know, something young and hot on their arms. My younger friend is on these sugar baby sites. It is how she pays for college. I know her because she is my daughter’s best friend. She informed me that many trust fund boys want to fuck cougars and that many sugar daddies want an older woman to make their boy a man. When she told me how much money she makes in a month, I spit my wine out. I was in. If I even made half of that, I would be happy and able to support my designer shoe addiction. This past weekend, I had my fist gfe date. A man my age wanted me to fuck his 19-year-old virgin stepson. Getting paid to fuck a young man I would fuck anyway? This was the easiest money I would ever make. I figured the boy would be fat or maybe just a geek. I mean he is in college and still a virgin. Much to my surprise, he was handsome with a decent sized cock. The boy was raised religious by his mother and his stepfather wanted to fuck the religion out of him. I took that boy in the back room and fucked his brains out a few times. I even taught him how to eat pussy. He was licking the alphabet on my clit by the end of the night. Step daddy was happy. The boy was definitely happy, and I was $5,000 richer. I went shoe shopping the next day. Why did I not try the GFE thing sooner?

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I Love Being a MILF Phone Sex Slut

 

milf phone sexBeing a hot milf phone sex slut  is so much fun. I am enjoying life as a milf more than I did as a teen girl. The only difference now is that I am fucking far more college boys than I ever did when I was in college. I was on my local college campus today visiting a friend who teaches history. She is teaching summer school and we had lunch plans. We went to this college dive bar for a beer and some greasy fried food. Now, it is summer, so the college population is not as large as it would be in the fall. I only needed the attention of one college boy. I got more than one, but I am never greedy. My friend is a sexy babe too, but she doesn’t fuck her students. That just gave me more options. I set my eyes on Chester. He was all over me too. He bought me a pitcher of beer after my friend had to go back to teaching. It was a dive college bar. The folks that were in the place weren’t paying any attention, so I gave him great head under the table. He almost blew the back of my head off with his jet blast. I came back up to table and he had a dumbfounded look on his face. That’s right boys, coeds don’t suck cock like cougars.

Cougar Next Door

mature phone sexI love being a cougar! Now that it is summer, all the college boys are home from school. My neighbor is a single woman like me. I didn’t know she had a son until yesterday. I saw a strapping young lad outside mowing the lawn. I masturbated for an hour thinking of the lawn boy’s chiseled abs. I thought he was just that until he was there again this morning. I went to the fence to introduce myself. As it turns out Peter is not a hired stud. He is my neighbor’s college son home for the summer. He was flirty. I asked him if he was looking for some summer work. I have a big yard, plus some odds and ends kind of stuff; I could use a strapping lad to help me. I do have some shelves to build and a yard to mow, but I wanted him for stud services. Every woman over 40 knows a college boy is the best cock for her pussy. Now Peter knows this milf pussy is best for his cock! I wore him out. He told me he would have come home sooner if he knew he had such a sexy neighbor. He is home until mid August. This sexy milf will be getting quite the work out until then.

Well guys I think it’s time to retire

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I think I’ve had enough of parolees and punks and shit heads that don’t know how to fuck. So I think it’s time to move on, but I really think that I would be better off just being in the sex industry full time. I love you guys and how horny you are, so I think I should put all of my attention on you. So, this will be my last blog as a PO officer and onto my dick sucking career. But I think first, I want to know what you guys would do to me in this cell. If it was locked and us in it and they told you, you could do anything you want to me or with me, what would you do? *Whispering… I really love having my tits slapped. I think we should talk, tell me what you would do to my body.

Stop getting into trouble!

I swear some people are just a glutton for punishment, aren’t they. This is the 6th time this year I have had to have you thrown in the clink for getting caught doing shit out on the streets. I think we need to have an interrogation session and find out what is really going on. “Guard, open the cell I’m going to chat with my parolee.” The cell door opens and there you are, naked and a huge hardon, and of course, you are smiling. I walk over to this pathetic bed. “Come here, get on your knees and eat my pussy.” You are really quite quick about it and it throws me off guard. And I think you have been improving your pussy licking skills with each jail visit because you have my pussy soaking in seconds. I push your head away, strip off my clothes as quickly as possible.Erotic roleplaying “Fuck the shit out of me, right now.” Your cock is so hard and I want it bad. You fuck me hard, deep; you’ve got me squealing every time you bottom out because you are almost too deep. “Cum inside me, right now while I cum all over your cock.” You pound my pussy fast and deep and grunt out your sperm into my pussy. I wrap my legs around you while you are still deep inside. “Why are you getting into trouble?” You tell me you don’t know any other way to get me to fuck you. Ahhh, well that explains it. “Meet me at my office tomorrow; we’ll be talking about this.”
“Guard! Open on 10, releasing parolee.”

Goofy Guy Gives Great Golfing Gusher

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I was in such bad need of a vacation so I took a weekend trip to a really nice a resort. They had all kinds of fun things to do I mostly laid on the beach, I did, however, get a set of golf lessons.
I get to the links and there is a goofy looking guy standing near the clubhouse biting his nails and leaning up against the railing. I walked up closer to the clubhouse, checked in and found that the goofy guy was my instructor for the day.
An hour into our lesson and a cool breeze started blowing through the course. My nipples were hard as rocks and the goofy guy couldn’t keep his eyes off of them. So I smiled and pulled my shirt down to show him the tits he’s been drooling over. His eyes just about popped out of his head! He stammered a little bit and asked if he could touch them. I said of course and he put out a shaky hand. So considering his nerves, I grabbed his hand and pulled him around behind me and put his hands on each of my tits. I instantly felt his boner in my butt and I knew I was about to get laid. The course was wide open but not a lot of people there, even so, I wouldn’t really care if someone did see us. I pushed my instructor down onto the bench next to the ball washer (yes I know, ball washer) and stripped down just my golfing skirt. I stood in front of him, legs slightly apart and Mature phone sexstarted playing with my pussy. I told him I was ready to fuck and he had his clothes off in about 1.2 seconds. I was impressed; the goofy guy had a nice big cock. He was thrusting that cock inside me and my pussy was so hot and wet, I just needed to cum so badly. He fucked me really hard and I gushed all over his cock. After that, he lost control and came nice and hard inside me. When it was all over I had his hot load starting to drip down my thighs. What a great reminder for the rest of the course.

 

Loud and Hard All Over My Face

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So the prison gangbang wasn’t as horrible as I thought it would be, except for a few most of them wanted me to enjoy it too. Which I did, I’m mean come on who wouldn’t love a huge gangbang. Afterward wasn’t the most fun, I had to go to the Captain’s office. Ugh, getting chewed out sucks, but I now also have to suck his cock weekly to keep my job.
I guess I don’t mind really, I mean he has a great cock to suck and not to brag but I’ve got skills. After he got done babbling about ethics and some other junk I got to give him a nice long unrushed blowjob. As he started to unbuckle his pants I said that I wanted to do it. I walked to him, unbuttoned my blouse and pulled my tits out of my bra. I could see his cock getting hard in his pants so I got them down and him sitting back down. I got on my knees and looked up at him smiling. I sucked the head of his cock and he was clearly enjoying it but kept thrusting his hips upward wanting me to deep throat him. Well, we aren’t in the prison anymore so I am going to tease and edge him like he’s never had before. His balls looked like they needed some attention too, which I gladly gave my tongue to slather all over. Not just his balls though, his taint and a little wiggle over his asshole. I know he enjoyed that, his cock got super rigid in my mouth. After a nice long session of getting him to the edge over and over, he was writhing in his seat begging to cum. Yeah, I got my Captain, the very one who was going to fire me… begging me to let him cum. I loved it! Finally, I sat up from downing his cock and said I’m going to go sit on that couch, legs spread, and mouth open. You can decide how you want to cum, down my throat or up my tight wet fuckhole. Which will it be? He throat fucked me and fucked me hard in my pussy and ass. He finally shot his load, loud and hard all over my face and tits. Not a bad day at all.

You can all fuck this whore as many times as you want

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I don’t know who the mother fucker is that narced me out to my boss, but if I find out it was one of you I am going to tie you down and tease your cock until you beg me to stop, then I’ll keep doing it longer and longer. That doesn’t seem like much of a threat until you are in the middle of it, trust me. So because of whoever you are, I got “fired” for fucking you all. My boss was going to make me go to the prison and look after the high-security wing. There are the most gang bang there and I don’t want to go. So because of you… I had to go to the jail where my boss told me to meet him. I got into the jail and I felt like I was being booked for a crime. They searched me, they took my mugshot and sat me in a cell and told me to wait for the Captain. I sat there, kind of pissed, like what the fuck?
The Captain is finally making his way over to the cell I am in. He looks at me and says “I thought I fired you, slut.” I just pursed my lips ready to say fuck you pal but I didn’t. I actually do want my job back it’s a pretty lush gig. The Captain and another officer came into the cell, both of them with a smirk and I don’t know if I was seeing things at the time, but it looked like they both had a hard on. I soon figured out why. They cuffed my wrists behind my back and marched me out into the central booking area where all the other people being charged were sitting waiting for release or a judge. They latched the cuffs to the front counter where I was facing everyone, front and center. The cells above and behind were opened and the inmates stepped out to see my jail jump suit being cut off. The howling and chanting began as the Captain asked who was horny. Every guy in there stood up clapping and grabbing their cocks. Oddly I wasn’t scared, I was thinking wow I didn’t even have to plan this gangbang. The Captain told them all he was first and they could watch how a real man fucks. They booed him but it didn’t stop him at all, he uncuffed me from the front desk and jerked me over to the stairs. He positioned my leg and all in one motion he shoved his big thick cock inside my pussy. I yelled out in pain and pleasure just as one of the other male guards took my picture. Captain fucked me hard and came inside me and made his announcement. “You can all fuck this whore as many times are you want she is here for the night for your use in cell 12, she will be cuffed so you don’t have to struggle with keeping her down.” My eyes are just huge, thinking what the fuck did he just say? As he was turning to leave he looked me straight in the eye and whispered “Well you like to fuck everything, so now everything is going to fuck you. You want your job, I’ll get nothing but good reports from all the guys … and girls that fuck you whore. Or your job goes bye bye.” He walks away and the other guards tell the inmates to come up get a number. I am dragged to the cell and cuffed to the bed with a cheap gross mat on it.
It was very … different. I have to go check on a parolee; I’ll have to write more to you guys later. Talk to you again soon.

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Yes I know I’m part of law enforcement too, but I don’t really act like it. I make my parolees fuck me, men and women. Sometimes I even blackmail them into doing what I want. When I went to visit one of my parolees in jail to give him his revocation papers, there was a particular guard being … well a fucking asshole. He acted like I was just a woman in his jail. Ugh, what a dickhead. I finished with the inmate and let dickhead know I was ready to go. He saunters over to the cell slowly and takes out his keys like he’s waiting for the second coming. “Do you think you can speed it up? I have shit to do.” I said to him which his response was simply to glare at me. Finally, he opened the door and walked me down the block past the inmates. Oddly enough usually when I need to come here I get cat called and all kinds of offers of getting me off, but not one peep from these guys. I think it’s dickhead guard. We walk thru the last block on the long corridor and I am seeing all the cells are empty. I feel his hand on my arm and him just pushing me into one of the cells. I yelled what the fuck at him, he came up grabbed my neck and said “This is my house, and people do what I tell them to do in my house. Now, get down on your knees and show me you understand that concept. Bitch.” I was not happy; who the fuck is this guy to pull this shit. As he takes his cock out I am not wanting to open my mouth, but he told me if I don’t he was going to show me to the showers. I really had no idea what he meant but the fuck if I was going to take the chance and find out. I open my mouth really wide and put my tongue all the way out and he slaps his cock on it. Sucking on the head and running my tongue down his shaft and I had him groaning. My tongue slathered his cock in my spit. He started to throat fuck me. I could feel him getting closer with each stroke into my throat and mouth. His hands on the back of my head I can hear him getting close to cumming … and then his warm hot load of spunk came shooting out at me. He came all over my face and when I stood up he was just smiling a cocky smirk. I thought fast and shut the cell door with him still in the cell. I took his shirt and pants (where the keys were) and one, wiped his jizz off my face. And two threw them in the garbage. “Have fun explaining why you are naked in a cell Bitch!”