Small dick humiliation was what he deserved. I am in my forties. My days of praising little dicks like they are the greatest gift to my pussy are long gone. Seriously, the audacity of this guy to think he could fuck me with three inches pissed me off. What happened was that I was out with girlfriends Friday night. This loser was buying us drinks. I guess he thought that entitled him to something more than a thank you. When I went to the bathroom I guess he misread the signal. There was no signal. I had to pee from one too many Pixie stick Martinis. He followed me into to the bathroom and pulled his cock out. Erase that. What he had was no cock. He whipped out his clitty. He expected a blowjob in the john. I am not a drunk college girl. I am a mature hot sexy woman. I don’t blow clit sticks in the bathroom of clubs. Now, if his cock was thirteen inches, that is a definite possibility. But, an inch worm, no way. I laughed at his small nub. I pulled off my panties and tossed them in his face. I explained since he had a clit, he belonged in panties more than me. He had this indignant look on his face like no woman had ever laughed at his micro penis before. I couldn’t stop laughing. I took some pictures with my camera phone, so my girlfriends could have a good laugh too. Oh, my god, he started to cry like a fucking pansy. He claimed I was so mean. He was the one who had the archaic view that buying me drinks deserves head in the bathroom as thanks. Seriously loser, what the fuck? Let his experience be a warning to you. Don’t think any woman will be so grateful for martinis that she will blow your short stack in a club bathroom. I can buy my own martinis.
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