Today’s Horoscope Came True

hot sexy woman blonde fuckingEvery morning, I start my day off masturbating, followed by breakfast and the newspaper so I can see my horoscope. I love anticipating how my day will go. Today’s love forecast had me looking forward to a random encounter that would leave me breathless. Was I going to meet a tall dark handsome stranger? Maybe a young stud? Was I going to get fucked like an animal? Every guy I met, I kept wondering if this would be the moment. Today was rather disappointing, I never met a stranger that left me breathless. And I so needed a good fucking.

On my way home from school, I stopped by a neighbor’s house to check on her cat while she was at a conference. She had a very large package at her door. I was curious what was inside that big box seeing how it was from Adam and Eve, and everyone knows that is a sex shop. When I opened it, I was speechless. The biggest dildo I had ever seen in my life. I measured it at 26 inches long and 6 inches wide. There was a warning note attached that said for novelty use only. Her sister was getting married soon, so I assumed this was a gag gift for the bachelorette party. I know curiosity killed the cat, but I am a Leo after all, a lioness, so I had to try it out.

mature phone sex nice titsI used a hole jar of Vaseline as that was all I could find. I lubed up King Kong and did my best to fuck it. I worked it in inch by inch. My pussy was stretched out further than when I gave birth to my daughter. I felt like a virgin again as it actually hurt to fuck this monster dildo,. But I had to prove I could do it. I grunted, screamed, strained, gripped, until I had about half of it up my pussy. My horoscope was true! I was breathless over a random encounter with the largest dildo I had ever seen.

I don’t give up easy, but that dildo would have ruined my fuck hole and possibly given me a heart attack if I had tried to get it all inside me. I admitted defeat, cleaned up my friend’s “novelty” toy and went home with a gapping sore pussy. But, I went on line to Adam and Eve and ordered me one just like it. With a little practice, I’ll cram every inch of that monster dildo up my pussy. Maybe you can help me?

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