Cocksucking phone sex is more than a skill. It takes a bold woman to take all the neighborhood cock like I do and be this proud of it. I love cock. Small cock, big cock, fat cock, skinny cock, old or young. It really doesn’t matter as long as I can show off my skills and make those boners rise.
I’m proud of my cocksucking skills. Let’s just say that I’m a neighborhood favorite. I’ve broken in both fathers and sons. Some may call me slutty but so what? They are mostly jealous bitches who can’t satisfy their men. If these wives, would suck those cocks and lick some assholes, the men would keep it at home.
When you show up here needing some tongue service, I jump on that dick. And guess what? My husband doesn’t mind. He’s a cuck who lives to hear my stories and suck your sperm from my heated cunt. He and I love it this way. His cock only gets up when I tell him how big yours is, how you moaned when I touched it, and how it gagged me just a little. Come see me and I’ll share your story here too so others like him can jerk off for us.
Erotic roleplaying always make me think of how naughty of a neighbor I can be. I am known in this hood as the married lady who loves to fuck. It’s what I love best. And my old husband loves to do clean-up duty. I swear he knows the taste of every man in this cul-de-sac. Seriously, he can suck my pussy and say “Mmmmm, I love the taste of Tyler’s cum.” Yep, he is a cum connoisseur. Once in awhile I will fuck someone new to throw him off. He will roll that cum around on his tongue like fine wine.
I got that chance today. A young man knocked on my door offering to mow my yard. I usually mow it myself, half naked to make the husbands drool and piss off the fat wives. But he was smoking hot. He named a fair price and got busy. I quickly changed into something easy to access. A short sundress with no bra. When he finished I invited him in for a drink. I bent over to get my purse, exposing my waxed little pussy. I heard his sharp intake of breath. “Oh sweetie. I almost forgot your tip.” I kissed him right on the lips and fondled his growing member. He didn’t protest so I pulled down his zipper.
Let’s just say that I tip very well for good service. That lawn boy was packing some serious fuck meat. A good neighbor should always follow the golden rule. We were both smiling when he left. I told him to stop back in another week and trim my bushes.
There’s always that Naughty neighbor phone sex freak. No matter where you move, just ask around and you will find her. That innocent looking soccer mom, that kindly grandma, the lady goes to church every Sunday wearing funny hats. And me, the one who married an old fart for his money but has to deal with his shriveled old cock. We all have pussies and if you just picked up on the clues, you could have any of us.
I’ve been thinking about inviting these deprived ladies over for a drink some night. But I want a special treat for them. Some hard young cock to blow the cobwebs out of their pussies. I get turned on at the thought of you making them suck cock. Will they be ashamed or will they gobble it like they are starving.
Don’t worry. I’ll help you. I’m such a voyeur and I love watching other people fuck. Let’s show them the ropes, boys. I’ll spread my legs wide open and be your girlfriend. Once they see that meatstick going in and out of my shaved box, they will be jumping on for a ride too. I’ll even lick them clean when you are done with them. This aint no Mr. Roger’s neighborhood.
I hope this leads to some hot mutual masturbation stories. My neighbor likes to sit out on his porch and watch me mow the lawn or wash my car. He’s always out there staring at me. The way his wife glares at me, I know it pisses her off. That makes me want to do it more. I wear the tiniest little bikini, leaning way over to scrub the rims. I make the lather fly, looking up to shoot him a wink now and then. Why don’t you come over here and give me a hand? I bet you have something that needs a good lathering too. I know that whiny bitch of yours can’t give you a hand wash like this. I hear her yelling at you for looking at me. It gives me a sudden urge to pull out your cock and give you a spit shine right here in this driveway.
You’re smiling now as if you’re reading my mind. I bend down, pick up the hose and let the water soak the front of my shirt. You can see my nipples for sure. Why don’t you come over here and do something about it?
Your wife was telling me over coffee that you’ve been having a little erectile dysfunction problem. She said that your poor little dickie just can’t cut the mustard anymore. I suggested some phone sex therapy.
What she doesn’t know is that you’ve been giving me all of your sperm. Oh yes. As soon as she leaves to go sit for your daughters brats, you head over to my place. I welcome you with open arms and open legs. You may be old and gray but that fat cock gives me a thrill. You look like a kindly grandpa but wasn’t I thrilled to find out that you had skills in bed. You fuck me so much better than my husband does.
I feel kinda bad for your wife though. I even gave her a new vibrator for her birthday and suggested that she find some young dick. Meanwhile, I am teaching you all kinds fo things that she never did for you. Like licking the tender underside of your balls. Or your puckered hole. Or the way I tickle that prostate when I need you to cum just one more time for me. This is some good therapy. If you are older and need some special attention, I’m here for you, too.
Some women just get sensual phone sex. There’s an art to being classy-trashy. It’s not about cursing and being crude. It’s a slow sexy build up that leaves you wanting more. That’s the way I love phone sex.
I’ve been your neighbor for years. You’re a lot older than me and I’m guessing that by all of the grandbrats hanging out, that you aren’t getting your needs met. I guess with your wife getting older, those balls aren’t getting emptied regularly. You better use it before you lose it, daddy.
I saw you hanging out in the yard while I was washing my car. I smiled at you and walked into my garage. You followed me, pushing me against my work bench, kissing me. I put my finger to my lips. “Ssssshhhh.” as I dropped to my knees and unzipped your pants. I took just the head of your cock into my mouth, slowly teasing you. I cupped your balls, feeling their fullness and need. I took your poor old penis to the hilt, then looked up at you with big blue eyes. “You taste so good, daddy.” I purred. I feel your hands stroking my hair as I pull a load of creamy cum from your dick. Your whole body shudders with pleasure. “Thank you, sweetie.” I hear you whisper as you walk away, your silver hair making feel like I did something good. I know you will be back. Even classic cars run like new ones with the right lubrication. I have a feeling you just got an STP Gas treatment. You just need a little tune-up now. Hurry back, sexy. My engine is purring….
I had this sexy dream that I was Erotic roleplaying in the Wizard of Oz. It seemed so real that I woke up with wet panties. Ever since I was a girl, I fantasized about how I would play Dorothy in the movie.
My Dorothy would be sweet but slutty. She would wear thong panties and her skirt would blow up in the wind, flashing everyone. The tin man with his shiny cock would get this pussy first. I’d rust that tin can for sure and then give him some KY to lubricate himself with. Next ,I’d unstuff that scarecrow fast and hard and leave his straw soaking wet. I’d be cumming like a tornado.
Who’s afraid of the wicked witch? I’d lick that pussy until she melted into a puddle and she’d be the smiley witch.
OMG, I’m such a dirty girl to make a brat’s movie into a sexual fantasy. And that damn wizard and his smoke and mirrors tricks? I’d fuck him all the way back to Kansas. Give me any innocent tale and let me make it into something sexy and naughty for you.
Small dick humiliation is what you get when you mess with this naughty neighbor. Don’t let me see you in plain sight jerking an itty bitty excuse for a dick. I will laugh and take pics to share.
I see you every night in your bedroom window. You married men are the worst, trying to get a peek at these tits. Oh, it’s true. I like giving you a show. I slowly side out of my shirt and unfasten my bra. My nipples harden in the breeze as I let my bra slide off these big mams. I let it drop to the floor and turn to face you.
I see your mouth form a Big O as you take a look. It’s obvious that you have your cock in hand, beating your meat. I know your wife isn’t home. I reach for my phone and call you. “Show me your cock.” I whisper. I’m getting excited now, waiting for the thick cock that I’m craving.
My jaw drops as I see the pic on my phone. It’s the tinest fucking penis I have ever seen!!! It can’t be more than 3 inches long. I fall on my bed laughing. “You fuck your wife with that?” Your masculine voice drops several octaves as you answer. “Put your panties on and come over here. The old man is asleep.”
I hear your soft knock at the door. Oh, we are about to have some humiliation here. I’ll be sharing those tiny dick pics in my next blog. Right after I make you beg for some relief. Those full balls have obviously made you lose your mind. What WILL you do for the right to cum?
In my racist neighborhood, Ebony phone sex is completely taboo. These perfect white housewives would never dream of sharing their precious, coddled little pussies with a chocolate stud like you. So when you stopped by to see the house for sale next door and the realtor was running late, I did what any good neighbor would do. I invited you into my yard for a glass of iced tea. I think you could tell that I was checking your body out. Your lean cocoa frame, muscular legs. and a large package in your jeans. My pussy twitched a bit just thinking about what was underneath.
You stood up from the wicker chair you were sitting in and walked over to me. “The realtor isn’t coming, is she?” I laughed. “No sir. You wouldn’t want to live in this racist neighborhood anyway. I say we give them a show. You know they’re watching. ” I giggled as I unfastened my blouse. I stood up and kissed you full on the lips, reaching for your zipper. “Fuck my tits.” “NO. Let me fuck that pretty white pussy.” you growled in your sexy low voice. I spun around, bending over the chair as you pulled my panties down. I screamed out loud as you shoved 10 inches into my pink slit.
Knowing every person on the block was watching made me so hot. I yelled. “Fuck me, you big sexy stud.” as I creamed on that big black cock. Mmmmm, my pussy is still sore. My husband is getting a real treat tonight. A very special chocolate mousse. Shall I save some for you, too?
There’s something about a pair of sexy breasts. Lucky for us women, men love all kinds of tits. Small perky ones, big floppy ones, ones with tiny nipples. Headlights glaring in the cold. A nip poking through a wet t-shirt or some giant stripper tits. There’s a man for every kind.
Look back to your own fantasies. Sucking a milky nipple while Mommy touches you. That first time a MILF let you slide your teen boner between her globes. Peeking at the neighbor girl while she undressed. Her tits were so beautiful. Your auntie in a bikini with her DDs poking out, right in your face when she hugged her. Your daughters new buds just starting to sprout. Titties make the world go round. From that first time you peeked at Playboy and your young cock hardened, you knew those fleshy lumps were something to be worshipped.
My 42EEs are dying to be sucked, fondled, and squeezed around a thick cock. Come do a breast exam while my poor cucky husband has to watch. Just explain that you are doing it for my health. Regular breast exams save lives. Squeeze away!!!
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