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Great blow jobs are easy when you’re a whore like me!

great blowjobsHave you ever heard of the lipstick challenge? Me either. It was brought to my attention by one of my boyfriend’s friends and he told me that was one of his fantasies. This past weekend we tried it out with a couple of my friends and I can tell you that I most certainly won. It’s simple really – all you need is a couple girls, a different shade of lipstick for each girl, and one raging boner. The way to win is to be the one that gets the furthest down on the dick – making sure to leave your lipstick color on the shaft to prove your victory. Some of these poor girls clearly didn’t know how to deepthroat such a huge cock, they truly never stood a chance. I played coy with them, and took my time getting to the very bottom of his rock hard cock. My boyfriend was losing his mind with anticipation, because he knew how far I could go if I really wanted to, and I suppose he loves having these other girls trying sooo hard to force his giant dick down their throats, literally. I waited till I knew he was close to cumming, I wanted his cum as my prize and I went down deep, slowly, choking slightly, but not pulling back as I left a perfect print of my lipstick on his exploding cock. His cum shot down my throat, I could feel his cock throbbing and the cum squirting and sliding warmly down my throat. I swallowed it all, licking my lips to taste it every last drop. I hope he gives me a more challenging competition next time, because giving great blowjobs is easy for me and I sure do love to earn and win my prize.

Look here for the best phone sex!

best phone sex I have this neighbor that is always staring at me. Like when I go outside he does too or he will just stand in his living room window watching my house, you get the idea. I know why he does it, I am a really beautiful woman and his wife is a loud, screechy fat old bitch who probably never fucks him, but that is no excuse for invading my privacy like that so I decided to punish him for it. I waited till the fat old bag left, then I opened up all of my blinds and put on a lil sexy nightie and went about my day. It didn’t take long for him to see me, poor guy almost fell over when he went to get his paper and saw me there practically naked, seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He ran inside his house and two seconds later was at the window staring again. I gave him quite a show, I was pulling off my clothes and I was rubbing on my perfect tits and pretty pussy and I know he was over there jerking his dick because I could see the curtains shaking, that’s when I paused for a moment. I knew he was all worked up and super horny so I called his fat old wife and told her exactly what he was doing. She was home in five minutes flat and judging from all the screaming, she wasn’t too happy with what she found. I bet that taught that old pervert a lesson he will never forget!