He learned real quick

This wimpy little man with a tiny penis learned real quick that I did not want to fuck him at all. He kept on trying but seriously? Why would a woman like me ever need to fuck a man like that? He was short and skinny and his dick looked like the eraser on the end of a pencil. It was literally the smallest dick I had ever seen in my life! Like for real, I actually laughed my ass off when he pulled his pants down, I laughed so hard I almost peed! He was all offended but I just told him to shut up and take me shopping. He was a little reluctant but I told him that he could either go away and never be around me again or he could buy me whatever I wanted and maybe be allowed to lick my perfect pussy after a real man had fucked it. Obviously he chose to take me shopping… I am still deciding whether or not I will let him lick my pussy, I’m gonna make him really earn it first.