Last week I matched with the hottest guy I have ever seen online. Nice hair, full beard, big pecs. Last night we agreed to hang out at his place. He made a nice dinner, but the night didn’t pick up until halfway through the first episode of whatever tv show he put on. I was relaxed on his couch with my feet up in his lap. I was tired of waiting. I began to stroke his crotch with my feet, alternating which one I would use, and I was waiting for him to look at me so I could give him my famous, undefeated “fuck me” eyes. I began to think he must be really into the show, as it was clear he was never going to look my way. “Thank you for dinner” I said to him as I sat up and grabbed the buckle to his designer belt. “What are you doing?” he exclaimed as I quickly unfastened his pants and pulled out his… “Oh. My. God… That must be the smallest dick I have ever seen! What in the fuck do you expect me to do with this? I would put it in my mouth right now but, I don’t think it would reach passed my lips!” he stood up frantically to put that little thing back where it came from. “I totally understand the big gym body and designer clothes! Do you drive a big diesel engine truck too? At some point you must stop overcompensating. I mean come on; you have a dick only a cuckold loving wife could love!” I grabbed my purse and headed for the door, still laughing, “I hope you’re able to find that thing in the shower tonight to wash away the embarrassment it just caused you!”
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