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You Should be Shy

Look at that little thing! I would be embarrassed too. I went away on vacation to somewhere nice and warm with a big group of friends and their friends. You were one of my potential fucks because you had this cockiness like you thought that you were the boss, and I love showing men like you just who the boss is in the bedroom. We were on a yacht with a nice ass pool, and I am not sure who’s idea it was, but we decided to go skinny dipping. Everyone was completely naked, except you. I went up to you and asked why you still had your boxers on, and you told me you were shy. Now this was not the same cocky man I was thinking about fucking earlier, so I had to see what was underneath those boxer briefs. When you weren’t paying attention, I yanked them off of you. It was too hard to try to contain my laughter, and once everyone realized what I was laughing at they started laughing too. I made the other guys get out of the pool so you could see what a real cock looked like. I even got measuring tape to show you the size difference. Watching me handle all of those real cocks really made you hard, and it wasn’t long until you were begging me to let you cum. You are lucky I felt bad for you, and let you cum.

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Tumblr Cock Fail

You are such a fucking sissy boy, and I can not believe you really thought that someone as hot as me would even touch that little thing you call a cock. You had the nerve to send me someone else’s dick pictures, probably because you were embarrassed, and honestly you should be. We met on tumblr, and when you sent pictures of that beautiful thick cock I knew I had to have it in my mouth. I was so ready for that huge cock. I was waiting for you in just my favorite thongs, only to be disappointed. You showed up, and you face wasn’t even as cute as the pictures. Honestly I never really cared about your face, but when I pulled your pants down I was devastated. It really isn’t even the size of my thumb! I asked you if you ever even seen a cock that big in real life. I insisted I show you and called over a friend. I made you suck his thick black cock while I watched and laughed at you. When he came down your throat, you begged me on your hands and knees to let you cum. Your requests were denied as I threw you out of my house butt naked and lips still sticky with cum.

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My Sex Slave

I could feel you watching me from across the room, and I could tell you were getting hard just by looking at my long sexy legs. I could tell you were imagining how tight my pretty pussy under my skirt. Well, tonight was your lucky night because I needed a toy to play with, and you were kind of cute I guess. I walk right up to you and told you that you were going to be my slave for the night. When you asked what was in it for you I nearly cried laughing, and I asked if you were stupid. Slaves get nothing. Point blank.. I made you drive me home, and pulled you inside with me. I planned on just riding you until I came, but your cock was just far too small. An itty bitty tic tac isn’t going to make a girl like me cum. So, I tied you down to the bed and forced you to lick my pussy until I came, but sadly you were no good at that either. Such a shame such a cute toy completely useless. I left you tied up, and made you watch as I bent over the couch. I watched you squirm trying to get some kind of relief as you watched me make myself cum. By the time I came you were begging me to touch that tiny thing you call a cock. You even offered to pay for a round trip vacation wherever I wanted to go. That is what got me to agree. As soon as I touched your cock you almost came right in my hand from all of the built up tension, but I made you beg and cry to cum. You weren’t completely useless after all your begging certainly made for good entertainment, and I can not wait for that cruise to the Bahamas. Thanks slave. XOXO

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Pussy Rules Everything

Men will do whatever I say because I am sexy and they want to fuck me, it is that simple. I am dominant because I understand that pussy rules the world, and I have the best pussy in the world. I have the perfect legs, ass, tits, and pussy, and that is why I get whatever I want. No man will ever tell me no because they all want to fuck me. Because I know that every man wants me, I will never settle for a small cock. With a body like this, you better have at least a 9 inch cock to even call me. I am so tired of getting excited to fuck someone, and them really being a sissy bitch. If you have less than 9 inches in your pants, then I consider you a sissy bitch. At that point it isn’t even a cock, it’s just a large clitoris, but hey at least it is large. Also, do not even think about cumming without my permission! I want to hear you beg me to cum. I need to see you on your knees begging, “Please master Nancy, please let me cum!” I want to spit in your despicable face as you cover yourself in cum, and make you leave my house exactly like that. You deserve to be covered in your own dried cum, sissy bitch.

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Teasing You with CJ

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You fucking wish someone as sexy as me and CJ would touch that little microscopic cock of yours! You met us at a college party, which you were clearly too old to be at. You weren’t really attractive, but we could tell you were rich. You were very suave with your Rolex and Armani suit. I must admit I do love shiny things, and I know CJ does too. We came up to you, and started flirting a little. It didn’t take long until we were pulling up to your huge fancy house in your brand new Lamborghini. Once inside, me and CJ put on a little strip tease for you, but when we started stripping you is when the teasing really began. We simply couldn’t contain our laughter when we saw your cock, or lack there of. Your cock was so small it could probably pass as a clitoris. You got off on us laughing at you and teasing you. You were literally on your knees begging us to let you cum, but with a cock that small there is no way I was letting you cum for free. Me and CJ left with $50,000 each, and you drove us home covered in your own cum. Just because I let you cum doesn’t mean I will let you clean yourself up. You deserve to be covered in your own dried cum for wasting our time!

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The Maid’s Tongue is Bigger

I would rather have your maid tongue bathe my pussy than touch that tiny thing you call your cock. You picked me up at a college party, you were good looking, so I let you take me home. Your house was huge and beautiful, and had to be worth millions. When we walked in we were greeted by a very sexy maid, and I invited her to join us in the bedroom. She took my hand and led me to your fancy bedroom. We all started making out, and it didn’t take long before the cloths started coming off. I anticipated this, but when I looked down at what looked like it should have been your cock, I was really face to face with disappointment. Me and the maid looked at each other, and busted out laughing. We spent the night making fun of you, and finger fucking and tongue fucking each other. We wouldn’t let you touch your little ding-a-ling no matter how much you begged, but you came anyway, without even touching that little thing. You’ll have to be punished for cumming without permission.

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Overcompensating

I knew he had to be compensating for something in that big ass jeep, but I did not think it would be that small. I always hear it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean, but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat. I was going through the drive to get coffee when he rear-ended me, and when I got out to bitch at him, all I could think about is him rear-ending me in a different way. He was dreamy, and had a huge jeep just a sexy as he was. I told him to follow me to my place, so that we could “discuss the details.” Really I just wanted to discuss him naked on top of me. I pulled into my garage, and he followed in after me. I bent over in front of his jeep to “assess to damage.” He grabbed me by my hips, and pulled me towards his crotch. I spun around; I removed his pants as quickly as my hands would allow. I stopped, and tried to hold in my laughter while I threw his pants at him. I made him leave naked he deserves the humiliation for thinking he could fuck me with that little thing. I guess I will just have to make myself orgasm, as usual.

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Couldn’t Pay Me Enough To Touch You

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Making fun of your little excuse of a cock get you off doesn’t it you fucking pervert. A girl as fucking sexy as me would never allow that thing inside of me. I can not even believe that you would bring me home, and expect me to fuck you. Like what the fuck do you think I am? I will not sleep with you just because you bought me a few drinks, and I sure as hell won’t fuck you if your cock is smaller than my pinkie finger! I would rather finger fuck myself. In fact, my fingers are bigger than that thing in your pants. I should make you watch as I finger fuck myself. I bet you would beg me to let you touch your self, but I would just laugh at you. You don’t deserve to touch yourself while watching me. I would make you beg me to let you cum, and I would spit in your face. You are nothing but a worthless piece of shit that doesn’t deserve to cum. I would leave you about to burst with your hands tied up so that you can not please yourself.

Cuffed to my James Dean

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I always wanted a boyfriend that was dominant in the streets, submissive in the sheets. It also helps that he knows how to use that huge Italian cock of his, and that mouth of his, oh my god. The best part is his profession, he is a street car driver. He is my very own James Dean, and I am his Marilyn Monroe. I have always had a thing for bad boys, but was usually disappointed because most of them actually have small cocks. I got so lucky with my James Dean! My car broke down on the side of the road, and I flagged down this super nice car. In the car was my James Dean and his friend Andrade, and Andrade was all over me. He wasn’t bad looking and he had to have money to be driving a car like that, so I started flirting back. My James Dean laughed so hard, and it got under my skin. I asked what the fuck his problem was, and he told me princesses like me would never fuck Andrade because he has a microscopic cock. I didn’t really believe him, and he must have known that because he pulled Andrade’s pants off. Sure enough it was ridiculously small. Me and my James Dean lost it, and picked on him together. My James Dean fixed my car, and gave me his number. I called as soon as I got in the car, and he seemed to think it was cute. He invited me to watch him race that night. What he didn’t tell me was he was going to make me sit in the passenger seat. It was such an adrenaline rush, and I couldn’t wait to tear his clothes off. He told me to wait until we got to his garage, and weirdly enough I listened. We fucked all over his garage and car, and he loved it when I told him what to do. I took complete control, and he fucking loved it. I think I found who I will let cuff me for the season.

GFE for Cuffing Season

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These big dick sucking lips are not being put to use enough! I am welcoming fall with open arms because fall means cuffing season, and I make the worlds best girlfriend. I am in search of someone to be cuffed by until next summer. I am a sweet girl, but I can be a bit controlling. Who am I kidding? I am a lot of controlling, but I promise if your cock is big enough, you will enjoy me controlling you. I love sucking big veiny hard cock, and I need someone who won’t mind when I demand they put it in my mouth. If I am going to stay faithful you must have a huge thick cock, tons of money, and all the time in the world for me. I just want to suck your hard purple cock all day, and I need you to do whatever I tell you to do. I am a bit intimidating, but momma did teach me how to be a bit of a house wife too. I can cook, basic meals, and clean, I will not wash dishes though, but in return you will do anything at all that I tell you too. If you follow all of my rules, and beg me when you want to cum for me, we could really have a great time. It is the best season of the year, cuffing season, so come cuff me, a sexy dominant blonde that can control you for as long as I want, baby!

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