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My Doctor Has a Ass Fetish Too

ass fetishI have an ass fetish. But I am not the only one. I had to go to a new doctor recently. I was nervous. I hate meeting new doctors. Mine of 20 years retired. When this young stud walked into the exam room, I got excited. My old doctor was a gray-haired old man. My pussy never got wet for him. My new doctor clearly was attracted to me. When he listened to my heart, he was super close to me, and my hand touched his hard cock. It felt big. It felt hard too. He apologized but he did not remove my hand. I do a lot of doctor patient erotic roleplaying, but this time I was really playing doctor patient. He pulled my gown up as I pulled his cock from his pants. He was at least 20 years younger than me. He had his hands under my legs, and he pulled me off the table to meet his throbbing cock. No exam for me. I got something better. I got the doctor’s hard cock inside my wet pussy. I got it in my ass too. That happened by accident. We were fucking with me sitting on the exam table and him standing in front of him. We were fucking hard and fast, and his cock slipped out of cunt and went into my ass. He knew I was an anal whore because it went in too easily. I told him about my ass fetish, and he left his cock in my ass. He lasted longer than I expected. I mean a doctor was fucking me in his office when patients and staff were just outside the door. It made for a hot fuck. I have no clue if I am in good shape or not, but I do not care. I made an ass sex porn with the young hot doctor.

A Phone Sex Therapist for Panty Boys

phone sex therapistI am a phone sex therapist. I love talking to guys about a host of kinks and fetishes. The bulk of my callers are cuckolds, but I have a slew of other kinky guys. I talked to a panty boy last night. I have a few of those too. He wanted me to cure his love for women’s underwear. He recently got in trouble. He was at a friend’s house with his wife. They had dinner and a game night. He went to the bathroom and took a detour. He ended up in his friend’s wife’s dirty hamper. He stole a bunch of dirty panties and got caught by his wife who went looking for him. He took to long because he got lost in the scent of dirty panties. Has that ever happened to you? There is no shame in liking panties. There are many reasons why you like them too. My phone sex therapy does not cure men. I usually push them deeper down the rabbit hole. I convinced him to buy a pair of my panties. His wife is on to him now, so he must be more secretive. She found his panty stash and tossed them in the fire. What a cunt. I would never do that. I encourage panty lovers to wear those panties proudly. When he spoke to me, he was alone. He had one pair of panties his wife did not find. I had him prancing around proudly in those panties. They belong to his coed daughter. How naughty is that? I found it hot. I have a 27-year-old daughter. She wears the sexiest panties too. My caller was prancing all over the house in those tiny little panties yelling, “I’m a panty lover.” He may be a sissy or a fairy fag too, but for right now we are making his love and need for panties stronger. What fetish can I help you with?

My Student Has an Ass Fetish

My student has an ass fetish. Many young college boys do. Even grown men are obsessed with a woman’s ass. It makes sense when you consider the pornography out there these days. Every porn has anal sex, some of it is hardcore anal sex too. For the younger generation, porn is easily accessible on their phones and tablets, and dorm room computers. I discovered one of my nerdy boys watching porn on his phone during my lecture. I confiscated his phone until after class. I made him come to my office hours to retrieve it. I know he thought he was in trouble. My guess is he would be in trouble for watching ass sex porn in class with most of my colleagues. Not me, however. I love porn. I watch it all the time. Not when I am teaching of course, but I have rubbed one out during my office hours thinking of one of my more hung students. When he showed up to get his phone, he looked embarrassed, but I gave him the watching porn is normal speech. I gave him a little bit more than just a speech too. I could see the bulge in his pants. His erection was discernible. I locked my door, took off my clothes, got on my desk and spread my ass for him. I keep lube in my desk for such random encounters. Oh my, the boy had watched a ton of ass sex videos, because he rimmed my ass first. He knew how to ease the cock in the ass first, and lube it up well. He held on to my hips as he buried his big boner into my naughty teacher asshole. I was trying not to scream because there were people outside in the hallways, but it was hard to contain myself. His cock felt amazing in my tight puckered mature ass. I made his day and he definitely made mine.

A Sexy Ass Pic for a Former Student

sexy ass picHe wanted a sexy ass pic, so I sent him this. I do not if he really wanted an ass picture or if he was just saying he wanted a sexy picture of me. I love posing for nude selfies. I have learned how to put my iPad on a timer to take photos from a distance. My iPad is full of nude selfies. I know people think it is mostly younger girls who take nude selfies, but I picked it up during Covid. I had no contact with students past or present as I was not in the classroom anymore. When we went to virtual learning, I got to see my hot students, but there were no naughty teacher office hours. My daughter is in her 20s and is a social media guru. She has a real job, but she is an influencer too and makes more money at that than her college education required job. She taught me all about Snap Chat for sending nudes to students. She knows I am a whore for those young boys. She thinks it is hot she has a cougar mommy. Anyway, Chuck wanted a hot ass pic, and I sent it to him. He is a former student of mine. He now plays professional basketball, so he is no longer local. I helped him keep his GPA up so he could keep playing. He was a scholarship student. My first black cock too. Not my last, but a sexy milf never forgets her first. We would fuck on my desk, and he would come to my house too. He had a bad family life, so he even spent some school breaks at my place. He is in his 30s now, but still hot for teacher. He told me he would visit soon. Until then, we can share naked pictures, phone fuck and masturbate together. But this sexy babe cannot wait to get his big black cock again.

Sissy Humiliation: Richard Needs To Come Out of the Closet

sissy humiliationI love to give Richard sissy humiliation. He is a pathetic sissy boy with a tiny white boy penis. See the cock I am sucking in this picture? Richard wishes he was half as big, LOL. I love chatting with Richard because he is such a girly sissy. Plus, he knows size matters. Richard is a black cock faggot. I think he has always been one. He admitted to me that he let a black neighbor man fuck him silly when he was just a young teen boy. How hot is that? I think many white men try to be straight. Family approval and fitting in with their peers matters so much to men at a certain age. But Richard has had a series of failed relationships. That has to do with his itty bitty clitty though. Although, he does love to cross dress. He has such a fem body, that when I saw the pictures, I thought it was one of his ex-girlfriends at first. I mean I think Richard was born in the wrong body. I think he just needs to barge out of the closest and let everyone know he is a sissy faggot who is addicted to those monster black cocks. They the only things that make him cum. Likely, the only things that made his ex-girlfriends cum too. He needs to be out of the closet.  When women find out he likes to dress up in their clothes and a be a bottom bitch for a big black dildo or the real thing, they have zero respect for him anyway. It is only a matter of time before he sabotages another relationship by dressing up in her lingerie and admitting his need to be dominated by black bulls. It is only fair to the women that Richard come out of the closet and admit he is a beta bitch for black bull cock. Those women do not need to waste their time with a poser. I love being Richard’s phone sex therapist. Is he a cool guy? Yes. But he is such a pathetic little BBC loving pansy too. If he just came out of the closet, he could be a black cock faggot 24/7.

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Sexy Babe Takes up Gardening

sexy babeJust because I am a sexy babe does not mean I am not into gardening. It is a hobby of mine. I have some landscaping help, of course. I like getting dirty. I like working up a sweat. And I love keeping up with the Joneses by having a pretty yard. I have been slacking the past couple years with my lawn care, however. Covid made it difficult to get folks to help me, so I tried doing it all on my own. I am an academic and a phone sex slut. Lawn care and gardening are more of a hobby than a skill. But I met a handsome young Latino man recently at the gym. He was hung like a porn star too. I could see his bulge in his gym shorts. I invited him back to my place to fuck. He was a fan of my personal landscaping lol, but he was critical of my actual yard. Turns out he is a professional landscaper and gardener.  He told me he would help me with my yard and garden if I would keep fucking him. Well, that was an easy decision for me to make. His cock is amazing. He eats pussy better than men twice his age. This sexy babe would keep fucking him even if he did not help me with my yard.

sexy babeI want to keep up with the Jonses and I want to fuck the sexy lawn guy. He does not need to weed eat with me because I have a bald pussy. Now, my actual lawn is full of weeds. Yesterday, he showed me the secret to having nice flower beds and the secret to growing big cucumbers. He told me if I keep him around, I will not need any cucumbers. Damn, that is right. He is 12.5 inches. A big brown dick is what any mature sexy woman needs. I have needed a big dick for awhile now. I get plenty of 8–9-inch dicks, but over a foot long is something that has alluded me for almost a year. And now I get to have a big dick and a pretty yard and garden. It feels like I won the lottery. My neighborhood is liberal except when it comes to yard upkeep. I got fined last year for flowers that grew too tall. I know, right? That is some bullshit. They do not care who I fuck or vote for though as long as my yard meets their standards.

Mario is going to help this sexy babe have the best yard and garden on the block. And he is going to help me have the best stuffed pussy too. I think this is what is called a win-win situation.

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Sex Therapy Porn is Sometimes Needed

sex therapy pornI do couples therapy and often time one or both parties needs sex therapy porn. Most often it is the man. I have been working with this one couple for several weeks now and getting nowhere. The man is so caveman like in his thinking. Honestly, he thinks all marriages are about wives servicing the men like they are 1950s housewives. He is one of those #metoomovement deniers because he believes women are men’s slaves. Normally, I do not push for divorce in couples I see. But this guy is so archaic in his thinking, I am not sure I can change him. I made one last ditch effort to give him an epiphany. I had his wife come over separately. We talked about their sex lives. I needed to know how he was preforming sexually for her. It was just as I had suspected too. Small dick and a hedonistic lover. He gives her something she cannot feel and is a minute man too. He gets a F in the bedroom.

I brought in Raul. He is a 22-year-old grad student I use in my therapy sessions. He is an unimposing guy, but he has a monster cock. You look at Raul and do not see a stud muffin in the sheets. For this husband, he needed to see a man who initially posed no threat to his marriage. Raul is a geek. He is average looking. He is nice, even shy. But in the bedroom, he blossoms. He has a 10-inch, thick cock. He is very attentive to the woman’s needs. He does not shy away from eating a shaved wet pussy. He was the perfect test cock to take this unsatisfied wife for a ride. I filmed it. It was one of the best lovemaking sessions I have filmed to date. When I played it back in our last session, the epiphany that I wanted the husband to have happened. I had to speak to his ego in this case. If some nerdy little grad student could make his wife cum that hard, then he could too. I still have to work with them because the wife deserves so much more, but for now, I got him eating pussy and fucking her slowly, so he does not nut in 30 seconds or less. Baby steps with the cavemen. Hopefully, you are more enlightened.

Cuckold Phone Sex Queen

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Cuckold phone sex is my specialty. I have been a size queen for several decades now. So, I do not have time or energy for small dicks. Seriously, zero time. I blog about being a size queen. It is in my bio, yet every day some shrimp dick loser thinks he can dominate me and force his worm inside me. Like that En Vouge song, “No, you’re never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never never gonna get it…” It does not work on or off the phone. Size matters and I am not a submissive bitch. Earlier in the week, I met Carlos. He seemed good on appearances. He was buff and handsome. I hired him for some landscaping. He was smooth like butter with his lines. He was late 20s and had a thing for this sexy milf. The only problem was he thought of himself as a Lothario. I could see most women falling for his charms, but I am not most women. Charm can only go so far. Sure, you might be able to charm the pants off me, but if I discover you have a small dick, you will not get laid. In fact, you may get some small dick humiliation that you do not find so charming. Carlos would have been a good lay, but he fell short in the dick department. The problem was that he was not used to hearing no. I do not think any girl had ever rebuffed him. But again, I am not a girl. I am a woman. A woman with needs and standards. I told him he was here just for the landscaping. I flirted with him, but when he pulled out his short stack, I laughed and told him no. He tried to push himself on me, but I can defend myself well. A swift kick in the balls, and a punch in the gut sent him back outside. He has managed to control himself the rest of the week. I am a sexy dominatrix. No small dicks allowed in my hot pussy.

MILF Phone Sex Fun

milf phone sexI love milf phone sex. I get older and my playmates get younger. That is the way it should be. I have a Ph.D. in psychology. I understand sex drives. Women in their 40s and 50s are sexually matched with men half their age and younger. I am a cougar, and I am not ashamed about it. Normally, I am not dating 20 something men; I am just fucking them. It is not because I am embarrassed to be seen with boys younger than my daughter. It is that I have no desire to be married again. I tried that twice and it did not work for me. Monogamy is not natural. Recently, however, I met a cub on Cougar Life. He is not a student. He is not in a relationship. He does not have a small dick either. He is smart, funny, handsome, built and gainfully employed. In fact, he is a millionaire and before he is even 30 too. He developed an app and sold it to Apple for a pretty penny. He kept his wealth quiet in case I wanted him for his money. I did not hold that against him. I wanted him for his stiff big dick. First couple times together were just wild hookups. Just nothing but sex. He has the energy and stamina to keep up with me. Few men do. In between fucking, we talk. Like really talk some deep shit. We laugh. We have fun. He asked me out on a real date, and I accepted. He picked me up in a limo. This hot sexy woman fucked in a limo for the first time since Prom in 1988. We went to the finest restaurant in town. It is the kind of place only the rich and famous can go too. When the waitress thought I was his mother, he kissed me. Like full on the mouth with tongue kind of kiss. Eyes were on us, but I did not care. I even gave him some quick head under the table. We went back to my place and fucked some more. I am not going to marry the boy, but I am going to enjoy him in and out of the bedroom.

Ass Sex Porn with My Neighbor

ass sex pornI was a dirty neighbor yesterday. I made an ass sex porn with a married neighbor. This stupid virus is making it harder on me to get laid. Tinder is a bust. I am back to virtual teaching. At least it is just for a month this time. My university wants to see if a month of online classes with curb the spread of Omicron that students picked up on winter break. I have a nice selection of sex toys, but that is not something I want to do long term. My neighbor is younger than me and married but his wife is out of town with her sister for a week. I have fucked him before. He is a great lay. Plus, he loves my ass. His wife does not give him her ass. I will give him all my holes because he has a big cock. I am a sucker for a big dick. I am not submissive for one, however, and he knows that. He minds his manners as he ravages my asshole. He was happy to come over and fuck the milf next door anytime the wife is away. His cock walked through the door before he did. A week with out his hot wife meant backed up balls. She is super fucking hot, just conservative between the sheets. Me, however, I am never conservative between the sheets. I stripped naked for him because he was ready to go. He fucked my ass hard in my living room as I bent over my couch. He pounded my asshole so hard, that my tits bounced against my face. He wanted to film us. Turn our anal romp into an ass porn. I was happy to be filmed. I like knowing men want to fuck my sexy body. He came so hard in my ass too. He plans to fuck my milf ass every day his wife is gone. He is going to help me through this slump. It is going to make for some best phone sex stories to share.

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