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Naughty Neighbor Sex Toy Party

naughty neighbor phone sex public masturbationMy neighbor asked me to attend her party. She is starting her own home business. I love to help women become self sufficient. I make extra money escorting and talking dirty! She was a little embarrassed at first, but admitted she was having a sex toy party. I told her my parents have a vintage collection of sex toys from before the Internet days. I decided to bring them to her party so we could see how much better and efficient sex toys are these days.

She had a nice gathering of women. Not trying to be rude, but none looked like they had any clue on how to use a vibrator, let alone a butt plug. The party was boring as fuck. These ladies were just there out of obligation. I needed to put the sex in this sex toy party. I broke out my parents vintage toys and started playing with myself right there on the couch. I spread my legs wide, and showed these repressed housewives the art of self love.

mutual masturbation stories sex toy partyThere was gasping and mumbled words like they couldn’t believe what I was doing. “How are you suppose to know what to buy, if you don’t try it first,” I inquired? Our hostess broke out a modern vibe from her collection and followed my lead. Before long, her and I were climaxing and squirting together. Covered her coffee table in girl juice. When the other ladies realized how hard we were cumming, they started grabbing a toy to play with. We had a sex toy orgy going on. Women who likely had not cum since the 80s, were cumming all over the place.

Our hostess’s hubby came home unexpectedly. At first he was speechless, appeared angry. “Why not join us; use some of these toys on us,” I said coyly. He had wood in his pants. I got up, walked over to him, introduced myself as his neighbor, then led him by the cock to the center of our fun. Surprisingly, his wife suggested he fuck me, and use some toys on my ass to demonstrate anal pleasure. He wasted no time, pushing me to the ground and shoving his cock in my cunt. Ladies at the party were handing him different toys to use on my tight asshole. I had a vibrating egg, a butt plug, ben wa balls, dildos and a butt vibe up my ass as my neighbor’s cock pounded my pussy. My favorite, however, was this vintage steel butt plug from my parent’s collection. Cold, hard steel up my ass made me feel like Superman was fucking me.

cheapest phone sex specialsHe had to be in heaven. One guy to 13 horny women. Sure he was competing with the finest sex toys past and present around, but most of these women were starved for cock, so he got to service more than just me. It was refreshing to see a man not intimidated by a sex toy. Too many guys look at a vibrator in the bedroom as competition instead of a pleasure enhancement, for both of us! My neighbor sold a few thousand dollars worth of sex toys that night. Pretty profitable for a first party. She thanked me for coming, gave me my sex toy for free since I aided her sales. I was just happy I could help some bored housewives spice up their sex life. I’m a long time fan of sex toys for the both of us!

Leaving my Mark

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I love looking good at all times! Before I walk out the door My hair has to be on point, Eyebrow on fleek and the perfect shade of lipstick. There is something sexy about a woman with nice full lips. I love leaving a part of me around where ever I go. Lip prints on cups, straws, napkins. It is my signature thing. I love leaving my mark on men and women as well. Kissing down their necks, leaving my mark on their body. I love seeing the red lipstick around the base of a man cock, or on a woman’s cunt. I even like to put lip stick on her pussy lips to make them sexier! Lipstick should be every woman’s staple in life! Mine is ruby red that last for hours and last while I eat some wet pussy! Looking a beautiful pink pussy with my red lips is so intoxicating. Watching my red lips go to her pussy lips is worth having a mouth full of cunt!

 

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Happy Administrative Professionals Day from a Naughty Teacher

naughty teacher MILFToday was Administrative Professionals Day. As a teacher, I have a classroom assistant. Paul is young, fresh out of college, cute in that nerdy kind of way. Pretty sure he is hot for teacher. He is a great assistant, but he seems mesmerized by my boobs. He is always tongue tied around me; never makes eye contact; and pretty sure I have caught him with a boner in his pants. Since today was all about recognizing the assistants that help those in charge operate smoothly, I decided to give him a very special recognition.

sexy breasts hot for teacherI asked him to come to school about an hour earlier than usual. I wanted him there before any of the students arrived. I wore something extra sexy today just for him. His eyes just about popped out of his head when he walked in and saw me topless. I saw movement in his khakis and I liked what I saw. “Happy Administrative Professionals Day,” I said. “Now sit on the desk for your reward for being the best assistant ever.” I rubbed his cock through his pants until he had a total tent going on. I unleashed his hard cock and gave him a blow job worthy of a pro!

erotic roleplaying dirty milfI had just planned to blow him, but once I realized how big his cock was, I had to fuck him. I pushed him down on my chair, straddled him, and fucked the shit out of my assistant. He does have a thing for my breasts! He fondled and sucked them the entire time we fucked. He’s a tit man. I know it is naughty, but I wanted to fuck him on my desk. It was getting close to first bell, but I had the door locked. I had no idea he had such staying power. Most men can’t last long with a cougar like me. Once I started squeezing his cock with my tight pussy muscles, he lost control. Started dumping his load in my pussy.

I taught all day long with my assistant’s cum up my pussy, and he helped me all day with my cunt juice on his dick. Of course after school, we fucked some more. I think now I have a pussy assistant, which is just what every naughty teacher in her sexual prime needs.

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Your Secret Girlfriend

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You love peaking through my window, but I knew that already. That’s why I never close my curtains even during the day. Sometimes I even leave them open even when I’m playing with myself. I’ll just flip onto my stomach and grind my cute hairless pussy against my fingers. Hopefully if you like what you see enough you’ll decide to come to my room and play. I’d love to satisfy you for real. I want to you all the things that you want, things that only girls won’t give to you.

My three tight holes belong to you whenever you’re with me. You don’t have to beg for it either, just take it. Jam your cock deep inside my tiny ass even if it’s without lube. I won’t just take it either, I’ll actually enjoy it. There’s nothing worse than a girl faking it because guys like you can tell. Don’t worry, I’ll never be that way with you. Hopefully if I please you, you’ll keep coming back for more.

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Even if I’m just your secret girlfriend, I don’t care. As long as I know I’m satisfying you I don’t mind sharing. Other girls can’t share because they’re insecure, but I’ve never felt like that. I know what it takes to keep a man like you interested and they don’t.  Most of the other girls you’ve been with are selfish. It might seem like your pleasure comes first, but it really doesn’t. If you want to fuck their throats with your sexy dick, it will cost you. Those girls expect diamonds or other shiny gifts when the only gift I need is watching you cum for me. Why should they be rewarded for something that should already be expected of them anyway? I mean, what’s the point of even having a man if you aren’t willing to serve him?

One thing I really hate is how girls will milk a guys wallet without even putting into effort or thought into milking his cock first. I can’t stand that! Don’t they realize how hard men like you work? You deserve so much more than that, you deserve everything and I’m just the girl to give you that.

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I Am Feeling Generous

Domination pornIt is not often that I am in this type of mood.  One in which I find Myself in the giving spirit.  Unless of course W/we are speaking of you giving to Me total devotion and subjugation.  I am speaking of something completely different.  I do understand that there are times in which you may wish to be under the care of a Femdom, like Myself, but funds might be running low.  It happens from time to time.

Femdom phone sexYou may not be aware, but here at Sophisticated Hotties we offer specials.  This way you can speak to the Woman of your cock craving dreams, at a special rate.  Usually I do not honor these specials because I am a Femdom and Femdoms on the whole do not give discounts.  However, since I am in this fine and fabulous mood, I have decided that I too will allow these specials to be used for the next couple of days for those who call Me.  You know who you are. I implore you to take advantage of this while you can because I do not know how long My mood will last, and you wouldn’t want to miss out on a chance of a lifetime would you?

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Princess Phone Sex: Cocksucking 101 with the Fairy Cock Mother

princess phone sex cocksucking whoreI know I am bit old for princess phone sex, but as a sex education teacher, I often find myself in the role of the fairy godmother. I consider myself a fairy cock mother. I school the young girls in the art of cocksucking. Oral sex is an important life skill to possess. I tell all my princesses that the best way to find their prince charming is by deep throating a cock like a whore. It is bullshit that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The way to get a big ring on your finger and your happily ever after is by taking a cock down your throat and a load of cum in your face. Don’t you agree guys?

Cocksucking phone sex princess sexSo to ensure that every girl under my tutelage gets her fairytale ending, I conduct cocksucking 101 classes after school at my house. My neighbor Tony is always willing to offer up his short pecker as a test cock. Girls just learning the art of dick sucking, need a more average size pecker to practice with before graduating to the kings of cocks. Tony is just a mouthful, plus he cums really easy. He is the perfect test subject for beginners. My young princesses are novices. They don’t yet know what big cock is. That comes in my Advanced Cocksucking classes.

great blowjobs cum on faceI teach by example. Show them how I master Tony’s cock in my mouth. Once they observe my technique, I let them practice sucking his dick. Today, Jasmine made this fairy cock mother so proud. Not only did she suck Tony’s dick and get it bigger than I had ever seen it, but she took a load in the face. Every prince charming loves a princess who will let him blast his crown jewels in her face. She may be ready for my advanced class already. A sex ed teacher’s work is never done. I have lots of little princesses needing schooled in everything from cocksucking to ass fucking. I am happy to help my girls find their happily ever after with their well hung prince charming.

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Erotic Roleplaying with Maggie

erotic roleplaying sexy gfeI love erotic roleplaying. It is not just for phone sex either! I think couples should do sexy roleplays to spice up their love lives. Too many couples stuck in a rut, doing the same thing over and over. BORING. Even though I change men like I change panties, I still like variety in the bedroom. This older man I see from time to time loves naughty little role plays too. Just the other day he asked if I could be a naughty little school. “You bet I can, that sounds so hot. But you gotta promise to spank me,” I said eagerly. When I suggested he whack my bottom, he got really hard.

I went in my bedroom, pulled out my naughty Catholic school girl outfit, put my hair in pony tails, and returned to tease him good. He pretended to be the dean who had to discipline me for not wearing the standard uniform to school. “I’ve been a bad bad girl Dean Nolen, I think I need a spanking,” I teased. He threw me over his knees, yanked my panties down and smacked my bare bottom with his hand. I got so wet as he paddled me. I squirmed around on his lap to tease his hard -on some more.

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Pussy and Ass Golf

Exhibitionist sex hot teacherThis weekend I was asked to partake in a charity golf event. I’m an okay golfer, so I decided to participate. The event coordinator thought it would increase attendance if strippers, both male and female, served as cart drivers to escort the players around the course. Pretty smart idea. The ladies were driven by beefcake male dancers, and the men, exotic dancers, both from Big Al’s Gentleman’s Club. I had been drinking pretty liberally so I was pretty horny. Having a muscle bound, oiled up stud driving me to my next hole, only increased my desire to fill MY holes.

mature phone sex sexy MILFWhen we happened upon the next green, there was a group of guys swarming the area. As we approached, I saw what the men were gawking at. Two of the female strippers escorting the men around the course were so drunk, they forgot they were at a charity golf event, and not the club. They had offered up their asses for golfing practice. The men were practicing their puts with their rosebuds. It was a freak show, but a hot one at that. Those girls were on their backs while some male golfers practiced getting a hole in one in their butts. Golf balls were putted into their gaping  holes, then they somehow pushed them back out. Pretty sure I spontaneously came in my pants watching that. My male escort for the day had a similar issue.

ass sex porn hardcore analI suggested we go to the 19th hole and have some drinks. He suggested we go to the 18th hole and fuck. I liked his suggestion better. I grabbed some golf balls with no thought to wear they had been, and we found a secluded area off in the pines. I got grass stains on my knees giving him head. By this time I was a tad inebriated. I had some wild notion I could compete with a bunch of young dirty strippers. I put the golf ball in my pussy and practiced my own form of a hole in one. My stud would catch it in his mouth and spit it back in my cunt. Couldn’t believe I was being so nasty in public with a stranger at a charity event. I consider myself a classy gal, but between the tequila drinks, the sun, the studs and the dirty strippers, I was wanting to get my freak on too.

Shaved wet pussy weird insAfter demonstrating my skill with a golf ball, I fucked the shit out of that male stripper. He stretched my pussy out more than that golf ball did; he was so big. We went back to the course oblivious to the grass stains on my back and the grass matted in my blonde locks. I’m sure I had that freshly fucked look too. The strippers sure added a certain element to the event. Hey, whatever works right? I mean it was for charity. Lots of money was raised; lots of fun was had; and I got to be a dirty whore for a few hours. Plus I scored free passes to the gentleman’s revue at Big Al’s on Wednesday nights. Looks like I have a new hump day activity!

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A perfect NIGHT

 

Hot Sexy WomanI met the PERFECT guy last night. He wanted me to hang all over him. He showed me off to all his friends. And I doted and fawned all over him. Three of his friends gave me their number on the down low and I made a BIG deal of saying I would NEVER leave Kevin. That he was the best lover I had ever had! Of course it was a lie. But it really made Kevin’s day! Then I let him buy me dinner and take me home. Kevin thought he MIGHT get to fuck me. But I let him know I earn the treats. Not him. If he wanted my goodies. He had to EARN IT. I made Kevin shave my pussy…CLEAN and smooth. I had him wash every single part of me, even my hair. Then I let him dry my whole body off. He was hard for HOURS before I let him kiss me! By the time I opened my legs he was already ready to cum. So I made him lick my pussy till I came first! THEN and only then did I let him fuck me! He didn’t last all the long! BUT he did make up for it in amount! He showered me in cum! A happy ending for EVERYONE!

Resurrecting Dead Dick with Great Blowjobs for Easter

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First on my list was the head of my department. His wife looks like she has never touched a dick, let alone swallowed one. I went to see him under the guise of helping me with my fellowship papers, and I ended up blowing him at his desk. I don’t think his balls had been drained in a decade. He didn’t last long with my sweet lips wrapped around his swollen mushroom head. I worked my hands and mouth up his shaft until he practically blew a hole in the back of my head form the force of his orgasm. Maybe now that he is a bit more relaxed, he will go easy with the red pen on my last paper.

best phone sex sexy milfsSecond up was my neighbor Tom. He is always so crabby. But no guy I have ever met is in a bad mood after face fucking a girl. I think what makes guys cranky is full balls. Guys are not equipped to go long without cumming. He is always bitching at me about something. Today it was that grass was too high. I wanted to tell him come mow my grass if he is that annoyed with it; but instead I decided to swallow his load of creamy man batter. I’ve met his wife. I imagine her idea of cocksucking is “honey, not tonight, I have a headache”. Well her husband has had a headache since the 80s. I knocked on his door in my yellow bikini to grab his attention. Pushed my way in, and assaulted his cock with my mouth. He didn’t seem to mind the resurrection. If fact he was certainly saying God’s son’s name a lot. “Oh Jesus Christ that feels awesome……” He exploded so much cum in my mouth I looked like a chipmunk. Cum filled up the pockets of my mouth. Amazing how a man goes from cranky to euphoric in no time after having his balls drained.

ass fetish phone sexFinal blowjob for the day was more of a mercy BJ. There is a boy in my class who is a virgin still. I was going to put the Good in Friday for him. Poor socially awkward nerd is wound up so tight he might combust. I’m certain all that backed up seminal fluid has a lot to do with it. I had to be more subtle in my approach with him or he might just combust in his pants. I paid him a visit in his cubicle. When I pulled the curtain for a little privacy, he got so nervous. “Relax Percy, let me bring your poor cock to life,” I purred. I saw the tent in his pants. Oh my he had a huge cock. What a shame he has denied women access to that monster in the past. I swallowed every inch of his thick shaft, but by the time my lips reached his base, he erupted a fountain of cum down my throat. I decided he would get a second chance. That cock I had to have in my pussy. Who knew that little uppity boy was packing heat like that

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