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Great Blowjobs on Viagra

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are the best, aren’t they? Some guys will say even a bad blowjob is good. Roy was amazed at my cock sucking skills. We met at a mixer. He was my age, but when we were dancing, I felt how big his cock was in his pants. He had me at big dick. I am weak for one thing only, big cock. It was refreshing to feel a bulging cock on a man my age. Usually, they have limp dick syndrome, so I fuck younger guys.  Roy’s cock was not only big, but it was thick. I struggled to take it in my mouth. I was on my knees between his legs as he sat on my couch enjoying the best head of his life. I rimmed his ass, sucked his balls and jacked his cock until he exploded in my face. I was a bit disappointed that he came so quickly. I wanted that jizz in my pussy. I asked him if he had a second cum in him. He looked at me and said, “with you, I have unlimited cums.”  I sucked his cock until he was hard again. I rode Roy’s cock for hours. I was so satisfied. My pussy was drenched. After we collapsed in my bed, he admitted he took 3 Viagra’s at the club. I think I need to keep Viagra in my medicine cabinet from here on out.

Phone Sex Therapist Farah Loves Weak Men

phone sex therapistAs a phone sex therapist, I hear all kinds of things from my callers. I talk to submissive men, cuckolds, sissies, tiny dick losers and a variety of fetish guys. I don’t judge. Now, I cannot promise not to laugh. I spoke with a subby loser this morning who enjoys being exploited by dominant women. He acted at first like he didn’t like it, but he does whatever a woman wants. He will drain his bank account; wear a chastity belt; fuck his ass with a dildo; wear panties and ladies’ clothes. I bet he would even suck cock if a woman told him too. As a sexy dominatrix, I love submissive men.  Men who are too weak to say no and too pathetic to fuck, will do anything to be in the presence of a strong, hot woman. I have had many men like my caller in my life. I see to it to always have one handy. My current weak link is Harry. He is a 58 year old banker. Makes a shit ton of money, but is neither masculine or handsome. He has no options with women. Mature sexy women won’t fuck a man with a limp dick. Sexy coeds don’t want to fuck an old, ugly man. So, what does a man like Harry do? He finds himself a dominant woman and he tributes her. Harry pays me for my company. I’m not an escort. He is not paying to fuck me. He is paying simply for my company. I go to work functions with him. I play the part of the too hot for him girl, then back at his place he is getting small dick humiliation from me. He pays me to deny him and laugh at his inadequate dick. I know you are thinking to yourself, you would never do that. But, ask yourself a few questions. Are you handsome? Are you hung? If you are neither, I am sorry, unless you are filthy rich, likely all you will hear from a woman is her laughter.

Ass Sex Porn is for Size Queens

ass sex pornGuys mistakenly think that if you like ass sex porn, you must be submissive. Wrong assumption. I love anal sex because guys with big dicks don’t have to worry about hitting my cervix. I am a size queen. I can take every inch of a foot long cock in my ass. I can only get about a third of it up my cunt before it hurts. In my ass, no pain. I won’t let small cocks fuck either hole. Only real men fuck me. I am a whore for big dick only. George was over last night wanting to fuck. He is an old friend of mine that I have known since college. I wasn’t a size queen in college. I didn’t know any better then. Now I do. George has been married for a couple decades, but is newly divorced. He thought the only reason I wouldn’t fuck him was because he was married. Wrong. I wouldn’t fuck him because of his 4 inch dick. We got drunk celebrating his quickie divorce. I could never be drunk enough to fuck a 4 inch cock. I do consider him one of my oldest friends, so I didn’t want to completely emasculate him like I would one of my callers. But, he kept insisting on fucking. When I told him, his dick was too small for my size queen pussy, he suggested fucking my ass. Poor loser thought my ass would be a tighter fit. Not for a 4 inch cock that has the girth of a pencil. I had no choice but to give him some small dick humiliation. He loved it. His cock grew an inch, I swear. Still not enough to fuck me, but I did let him stroke his dick for me. Some of my callers don’t even get to touch themselves. He came hard. I enjoyed humiliating a good friend. He is texting me all the time now. He wants to be my cuckold. My boy toy lover can’t wait to make him suck his young, hung dick. Think you want to be my phone cucky?

The Best Phone Sex is Not What I Thought

best phone sexThe best phone sex for me is with men with working dicks, preferably big cocks. I am a teacher, but everyone knows teacher’s salaries aren’t great. I do phone sex full time in the summer and part time during the school season. I took this job because as a mature woman, I am horny all the time. Men my age can’t keep up. I thought, “It’s always more fun to masturbate with a friend.” My background as a teacher, however, garnered me far different calls than I expected. I get very little true fuck calls. Most guys call me for phone sex therapy. I have excepted that. In fact, I have discovered that I get wet shaming cuckolds or sissies. The older I have become, the more hedonistic I have become. It is all about me. If you can’t please me with a large cock then you best amuse me with just how pathetic you are and what lengths you are willing to go to entertain me. A few months ago, I had a small dick contest. I had all my regular tiny dick losers send me pictures of their turtles. I had some girlfriends come over, along with a few fuck studs to help me judge the winners. The collage I have here are the best of the worst. None of these men could pleasure a snail. They did, however, provide hours of enjoyment to my hot girlfriends and I. Plus, they gave some real men a good belly laugh. I love tiny dick losers for the entertainment value alone. If you send me a pic of your little dick, you are a small dick humiliation junkie if you ask me. I welcome your pictures. Just know I will show them to my girlfriends, maybe even to the world wide web. Can you handle the shame?

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Cuckold Phone Sex Therapist

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex keeps me busy. Hands down,  it is what guys call me for the most. I had no idea so many men wanted to be cucks. I cuckolded both my ex husbands. I will cuckold any man with a small dick who thinks he can fuck me with his shameful nub. I think of myself as a bitch in charge, so it was a wake up call to realize many men want to be cuckolded in the first place. When I think back to my failed marriages, I think my husbands were giving me signals that I failed to see. They wanted me to fuck other men. They knew their dicks couldn’t please me, but they were afraid to admit that it was best for me to have lovers. Lovers with big dicks who could make me cum the way I deserve. Each husband was always introducing me to men they knew. Not best friends, but guys from the gym. Guys, who now I understand, had big dicks because they saw them in the locker room. I thought it was odd at the time they each of them would bring home men they just met at the gym for dinner. I was being given the men to cheat with and I failed to recognize what was going on. I was a cheating whore, but I could have been fucking men hand selected by my husbands. I bet you want your wife to fuck other men too. If you are still reading my blog, you are a cuckold or a cuckold wannabe. Women never think their husbands want them to cheat. Many of us will cheat behind our husbands’ back when we could have been cheating in front of them the entire time. If you want your wife to take lovers, tell her. Don’t throw men at her subtly hoping she will take the bait. Trust me, I have years of experience with cuckolds. Phone sex therapy will help you understand how to get your wife fucking men like she deserves.

Naughty Teacher Farah Loves School Season

naughty teacher Naughty teacher Farah is so glad school is back in session. Younger guys are always happy to discover that I am their teacher for a semester too. Although it is frowned upon by the folks who write my paycheck, I still fuck my students. I am in my sexual prime. Every semester these young hunks are in my class looking fine. I know they have the stamina to take me on. I also know their cocks are big, thick and always working. My teacher’s pet this semester is Damien. A rather unfortunate name if you ask me, but there is no 666 tattooed on his body. Trust me, I have combed every inch of his buff body. I would know. On our first encounter, we explored each other’s bodies with a hot tongue bath. My pussy was creaming by the time he fucked me. I gave him head like I was the pupil and being graded. We broke my desk in for the semester. My office hours are by appointment only because I have so many students who are eager to spend some alone time with the teacher. Damien is my Pet for the semester which just means he gets to fuck me whenever he wants. Other students get fucked by appointment and approval. I am a size queen even with the young studs. Are you hot for teacher? Some erotic roleplaying can help make your fantasy a reality.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexDo you need cuckold phone sex therapy? You would not be the first or last man to call me to be  cuckolded. I love cuckold therapy. It helps men understand their lot in life. Not every man was born to be a macho manly man. Not all guys have the equipment to satisfy women. If a guy is lucky enough to have a woman like me in his life early, he will embrace his tiny dick and enjoy being a cuckold. If he has the misfortune of meeting women who were raised to not offend a man’s sense of masculinity, then he will end up not enjoying a woman like me when he meets one. Joe was one of the unfortunate men. He met me at Club Azur last night. He was buying me drinks like he had a monster cock, but sadly, he was hung like a hamster. No woman had given him the 411 on his sad little dick before. He didn’t take the small dick humiliation well. When he tried to push his little dick in my face, I damn near bit it off. That got his attention. He thought I was playing some game with him, but I don’t play games with small dicks. I don’t do anything with small dicks. I had to tie him to a chair with his belt so I could explain his station in life. I showed him pictures on my phone of real men. Swipe by swipe he began to see the pattern. Swipe by swipe he began to understand that he didn’t measure up. While I had him tied up, I thought I could deliver some sex therapy porn. I put in a video I made for the last sad loser like himself. Vince was a guy I met at the gym who had no clue what a small cock he had until I stood him in a naked line up with some black men. Sometimes ladies, you should take the bull by the horns so they understand you need something more for your pussy. Or in this situation, grab the hamster by the peas.

Phone Sex Therapy with the Sex Ed Teacher

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is 24/7 with a woman like me. I have decades experience as a sex education teacher. There is nothing I have not heard.  Trust me, teen boys have more sexual issues than grown men. The new school year as only just begun and I have been taking to boys about all sorts of things: prostate self exams, chronic masturbation, small dicks, panties and cock sucking. Young boys have a slew of sexual fetishes and dysfunctions. On the first day of school, a young boy came to my office to discuss his cock. He was told by his girlfriend that his dick was too small for her. She decided to hook up with one of our school’s black athletes. I knew the boy she dumped him for quite well. He has an 11 inch cock. No woman forgets that. I helped him with stamina. He was a quick cummer. No girl wants a minute man, regardless of his cock size. Anyway, Shawn was crushed at her small dick humiliation. I had to see his dick to help him. I couldn’t see his cock from across the room with my glasses on he was that small. To say he had a turtle was being generous. This young boy has a life as a cuckold or a sissy in his future. Likely, he will be both. No woman is going to fuck his dick unless being paid. I broke the news to him gently. Little freak punked me. He didn’t want therapy or a sympathetic ear. He wanted me to make him my bitch. I forced him to lick my pussy, making sure he knew that his job, his role in life, will be to worship pussy. He lapped up my juices like a good pet.  He is now wearing a pair of my panties under his school clothes every day. This phone sex therapist can handle whatever your problem or fetish may be.

Cuckold Phone Sex with the Neighbor

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex lovers call me all the time.  I bet you love a sexy mature babe who laughs at your small dick and has real life cuckolding experience. I have cuckolded two ex husbands and numerous men who needed knocked down a peg. Ego is only sexy if you have the goods to back it up. I find many guys who are overly egotistical have small dicks. No amount of confidence or charm will make up for a small dick. I have a new neighbor across the street. He is divorced. This is his post divorce house. He has been throwing parties about every night. Saturday night, he invited me over for dinner under the guise of apologizing for the loud parties. He is in his 40s. I assumed he must have a big working dick because lots of hot young girls have been coming and going at all hours. When we were making out on his couch and I felt no boner, I assumed it was how he was tucked. I made two wrong assumptions. He had a turtle hiding in a shell. The girls coming and going had to be pros. No way women would fuck him without payment. Fuck, I would not fuck him even if he paid me. I got up the moment the turtle made an appearance. I told him I don’t do small cocks. He apparently realized his dick was small because he said, “come on Farrah, girls find it cute.” I told him baby ducks are cute and that I was not a girl. As a mature woman, I don’t want cute dicks. I want big manly cocks. Small dick humiliation was all he got from me. It is all he will ever get from me. It is all you will ever get from me too if you have a “cute dick.” Big dicks are never cute. Big dicks are sexy as fuck.

Newly Shaved Wet Pussy

shaved wet pussyShaved wet pussy tastes good. Now, I think all pussy tastes good if a woman is clean, but some guys swear a shaved snatch is tastier than a hairy one. I have always believed in a little fur for mature women. I don’t want a 70s afro looking bush, but a little landing strip or a furry triangle lets a man know you are all woman. This guy I am dating refuses to go down on me with even a little bit of fur on my pussy.  He makes a big deal about it. So, I made him a deal. If he shaved his cock and balls area, I would have my pussy looking and feeling like a bare ass. I didn’t think he would agree. Men like to have some pubes, some more than others. He totally shaved every pube in his crotch, so I had to follow suit. I asked him to shave me. I thought it would be hot and it was hot. He lathered up my pussy mound with shaving gel and used his razor on my cunt. I was dripping wet. Not only was I trusting him, but I was enjoying the lack of control I had. He wanted to test the newly shaved beaver out on his tongue. How could I say no to that? Confession: I came so hard with his tongue licking my smooth snatch. Cum isn’t the right word. I squirted all over his face. We eventually ended up in a 69 position so I could enjoy his clean surface too. We gave each other oral sex and fucked all night long. I am not sure why I find a shaved cunt so sexy, but seeing my pink lips and puffy mound, turned me on. Turned my man on too. At the end of the day, if it gets a worthy man rock hard, whatever it is they want, is worth doing. What do you prefer: a hairy wet pussy or a shave one?

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