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Phone Sex Therapist Dr. Farah

phone sex therapistDr. Farah, your phone sex therapist is in. I love talking to guys with any kind of fetish, but cuckolds and cuckold wannabes and should bes are my favorite. There are two types of cuckolds. The ones that know their woman is fucking around on them and the ones that don’t. If your wife or girlfriend is cheating on you covertly, it doesn’t make you any less of a cuckold than if you were rubbing your nub watching her take a big black dick. In my opinion, however, it is better to know and encourage your woman’s slut behavior. Men know when their women are cheating; just like women know when their men are cheating. You can embrace it or bury your head in the sand. In phone sex therapy, I will tell you it is better to confront her and encourage her to cheat in front of you. Why not celebrate being a cuckold? If you have a small, worthless dick, she is never going to fuck you the way she fucks a man with a big cock, if she even fucks you at all. At least you can watch a real man do what you cannot do for her. Being a knowing and willing cuckold has dignity at least because you accept that you can’t please your woman. Instead of trying to keep her miserable and sexually frustrated, you are encouraging her to get what she needs. The doctor is here to help.

Teaching Great Blowjobs

great blowjobsI love teaching young girls the art of great blowjobs. Head skills are underrated. Nothing feels better on a man’s dick than a woman’s mouth. Yep, I implied it. Most boys prefer head over fucking pussy. Many men will say even bad head feels good, but great head feels amazing. So, when I have a male student who tells me his girlfriend won’t go down on him, I know I must intervene. I had an office meeting for them both. I made her watch as I sucked her boyfriend’s dick. She was shocked that I could handle his dick. He is about 9-inches rock hard. I don’t have a gag reflex, young girls gag on a pinky. She explained to me she didn’t want to puke on his dick. It happens and when it does men are usually proud because it means they have a cock so big it makes a girl puke. Anyway, I was the naughty teacher showing a cute coed how to suck her boyfriend’s big cock. She started masturbating as I slurped on her boy’s raging hard-on. I reached a finger over to rub her sweet bald pussy. Young girls have such pretty cunts, don’t you agree? What started out as a head lesson, turned into a hot threesome. I like coed pussy as much as I like frat boy cock. She was a natural cunt licker. So good it made me wonder if she didn’t want to blow her boyfriend because she prefers pussy! I had fun, but I would love to eat that coed cunt some more.

Phone Sex Therapy

phone sex therapyHe called for phone sex therapy. His problem is not uncommon. He can’t satisfy his wife because he has a small dick. I hear that daily. Now, for whatever reason, some men like to pretend their cocks are smaller than they are, but this guy I knew was small. He sent me pictures and to prove it was him, he had the credit card he used to pay for the service in the pic next to his dick. His dick was smaller than his credit card. I know right? Pathetic. He called the right woman. I was not going to attempt to save his marriage, at least not the traditional way. He was cuckold material if there ever was cuckold material. He had a turtle dick. If the room was chilly, he was all balls. No way his wife was sexually satisfied. My Barbie doll as a young girl wouldn’t be satisfied with his turtle dick. I told him his only option to stay married was cuckold phone sex. His wife needed a sexual surrogate; one with a worthy cock. That means a cock about 5 times the size of her husband’s little nub. He needed a wakeup call. He knew he was small, but he still wanted to fuck his wife. With what???  You can’t fuck a Barbie doll with a one-inch nub. After an hour on the phone, I think he realized he lacked the equipment to satisfy his wife. He lacked the equipment to satisfy an ant. Hopefully, my brutally honest therapy worked, because I felt so bad for his wife. Not even my worst enemy deserves a dick that small.

Teaching Coeds to Give Great Blowjobs

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs can be taught. I have this coed student who came to me with a problem. She told me she gives bad head. At least according to her college boyfriend, she gives a bad blowjob. She asked me for some help in teaching her how to be a better cock sucker. I am happy to help any coed who seeks my assistance.  I had just the test cock to help her out too. Trey is one of my grad assistants. He is the teacher’s pet because he has a 10-inch cock. That is a cock that can be shared. I showed her a few tricks like using her hands while blowing a cock. Also, I showed her how to use her tongue to rim the head of his cock to tease him. Trey didn’t see anything wrong with her cock sucking skills. I didn’t either. She seemed like a natural. I only gave her a few tips to start with and she took them and added more. My guess was that she was slurping on a small dick and her boyfriend was trying to keep her from leaving him. I asked her a few questions about the boy who was complaining about her dick sucking skills. Turns out she was sucking on a clit, not a cock. Poor girl thought she was a bad dick sucker. She just needed a mature woman to tell her the problem is the dick she has been sucking not her. I won’t let her waste her time with small dicks anymore. She is a great cock sucker with a big dick.

Mature Phone Sex Women Know Size Matters

mature phone sexMature phone sex women are the best for cuckold calls. With age comes knowledge. When I was younger, I didn’t think cock size mattered much. What can I say? I was young and foolish. Those days are over. So are the days of acting like every man was the best lover I have ever had.  I had to visit my ex-husband’s place of business the other day. We share a daughter and I needed his help with her college tuition. He has plenty of money, more than me. He just never had a big dick. He had this nerdy guy fixing his computer when my ex hit on me. He said he would pay for our daughter’s tuition if I fucked him for old time sakes. He has been jonesing for my pussy ever since I cut him off and took him to the curb. I told him once again, size matters and I am not wasting anytime with his 3-inch dick. He kept trying to fuck me. My ex is such a loser. He still insists more than a mouthful is a waste. We had this conversation in front of the tech guy. I could see the bulge in the geek’s pants. Now, he may have been a geek, but he was more than a man than my ex-husband. I made a geek’s day. I fucked him in my husband’s office, in front of my husband. My ex was livid. He tore up the check he wrote for our daughter’s tuition as I was riding the geek’s face. The tech boy even had a better tongue than my loser ex-husband. I got the tech guy fired, but he said it was all worth it because my ex-husband is a total dick. I decided taking out a loan for my girl’s college and small dick humiliation for my ex was way better than fucking his small dick.

Naughty Sexy Babe

sexy babeI was a naughty sexy babe the other day. I was super horny. I was stuck on campus because of the weather. There was a tornado watch and the school has better shelter in case it touched down. I had cabin fever after only a couple hours. One of my favorite students lives in a dorm. I took a chance and walked to his dorm. I knocked on the door and asked if we could weather the storm together. Now, a ton of people saw me going to his room, but they don’t have X-ray vision, so I assumed no one would really know what was going on. I am a naughty teacher, but he is one of my assistants for the semester and we were on lock down because of mother nature. There is a reason there are a lot of little ones born 9 months after natural disasters and severe weather. What else is there to do but fuck? I have not fucked in a twin bed since the 80s. I hate storms. Fucking a college boy with a 10 inch cock and mad pussy eating skills is a great way to forget about the fact that you are in the midst of Wizard of Oz weather. We screwed like horny teens; well I did because he still is a horny teen. After a couple hours of hardcore fucking, we were drenched in sweat and cum and exhausted. Not a few minutes after we stopped rabbit fucking, the sirens stopped. We were safe from Mother Nature’s wrath. Honestly, it was the best way to pass time. I walked out of his dorm room looking unkempt I am sure. I likely had a freshly fucked face too, but no one saw anything. My story would be I graded some papers with my TA while I waited the storm out. There would be no proof I did anything wrong, because my TA will lie his ass off to keep banging his sexy teacher.

Sexy Women Masturbating

sexy women masturbatingSexy women masturbating is what every man wants to see, unless that man was hoping to fuck. I brought home Charlie last night. We met at a bar. Things were going great until we got naked in my bedroom. The problem wasn’t that he had a small dick. He was ample in size. The issue was he had drunk dick. I am not sure what is more disappointing: finding out a handsome guy has a 3-inch nub or that a guy with a big dick can’t get it up.  I tried to get him hard, but I am only going to suck a limp dick so long. Listen up men, drink in moderation. Sexy chicks like me, don’t appreciate a flaccid dick when we are horny. If he couldn’t get it up, he could at least get me off. The jack ass refused to go down on me or even finger me. He tried to order me to get him hard. Apparently, he couldn’t remember the hour I spent getting nothing but a sore jaw. I told him his dick was his problem. If he wasn’t going to man up and get me off, I would take care of myself. I tied his hands behind his back, so he couldn’t touch himself. That is when I used my bed post to get off. I grinded my bald pussy on that wood post and made myself cum while Charlie and his limp dick watched. He wanted to touch himself, but he had not earned that privilege. After I made myself cum a few times, I let him go. I kicked him out. His cock was working now, but I didn’t need him anymore. When I need a man, he better deliver because I have no time for small dicks or broke down dicks.

Foot Fetishes

foot fetishesFoot fetishes are common. I have sexy feet and I enjoy showing them off. I have no problem encouraging a man with a foot fetish. My girlfriends and I were out last night at a dance club. Earlier in the day, we got spa treatments, which included pedicures. It was a warm night for January, so I wore strappy sandals instead of boots. The security guy at the club had MILF fever. He followed us around all night. He was reserved, didn’t say much, but he didn’t take his eyes off our feet. I knew what was going on. Finally, I was like enough is enough. I whispered in his ear if he wanted a foot job. He got an instant boner. He was not like most men with a foot fetish. He had a nice cock. He just liked feet as well as pussy. He took me to the security room. I had no idea it was there because it looks like a mirror on the wall, but I guess it was like cop stations. It was a 2-way mirror so he could monitor what was going on in the club. I sat in a chair with a bird’s eye view of the club while I wrapped my feet around his 8 -inch cock. I enjoyed watching people dance while my feet caressed his thick boner. His cock felt good against my newly polished feet. He came quickly. He said he forced himself to cum that quickly because he had to get back to work. Maybe that was true, or maybe it was the power of my sexy feet. He gave me a VIP pass to use for the future, so I never have to wait to get into the club. He loves a sexy babe with equally sexy feet. I like a man with connections and a big cock. It was a win-win for us both.

Great Blowjobs are In Need

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are in high demand, especially on a college campus.  Not just from the college studs either. I get a lot of cock. I am a sexy woman, so attracting men of any age is never a problem. When there was a knock at my office door, I assumed it was a horny student wanting a blow job from the best cock sucker on campus. It was a colleague. A handsome one too. He said he needed some advice. I give advice to all kinds of folks, so I ushered him in, and he took a seat. He started telling me about his marriage. It was not the story I was expecting. I figured his wife was cheating or she was a bad lay. What he told me was his wife won’t suck his cock because it is too big. His dick makes his wife choke. I was taller than this fellow professor. I had a hard time picturing him with a big dick. I mean he was a short man. I told him to let me see it. I needed to know just how big his dick was. I mean I have met his wife. She is a sturdy woman. I would think she would be a big dick sucker. Holy crap. He unleashed a snake from his pants. He was close to a foot long. No wondered his wife gags. I might too and I am a seasoned cock whore. I showed no restraint. I just started slurping on his dick in my office. He came quickly. Clearly, it had been too long since lips touched his big dick. He came into my office to find out if he should have an affair or hire an escort to drain his balls. After I swallowed a few loads, I think he understood where he needs to go for those ball drainings.

Cuckold Phone Sex will Save Your Marriage

cuckold phone sexI am good at cuckold phone sex because my ex husbands gave me great practice. I was young and naïve with husband number one. I married for love and thought that meant I would grow to love his 4-inch thin dick. That never happened. Marriage number two I thought I had traded up because he had an 8-inch cock. I mean I doubled the dick size, right? Wrong. He was on so much medication that his nice cock was in a perpetual limp state. I took him to the curb too. The problem with both ex husbands is that neither understood my sexual needs. They thought love was enough. They thought I should forgo sexual pleasure to save their precious egos. True love doesn’t work that way. If you love your wife and you can’t satisfy her, you will lose her if you think she should remain faithful and just over look her sexual pleasure. I am a phone sex therapist and I will tell you that making your woman sacrifice her pleasure is not the way to go period. If anyone should suck it up, its you. Lick it up too. Being a cuckold is the way to save a marriage. Neither of my ex-husbands wanted to be my cuckolds. They didn’t think it was manly. It takes a man to put his ego aside for his woman’s sexual pleasure. If you have a big ego and a small cock, you need my help.

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