Did you know that I am not just your favorite girlfriend, I also do phone sex therapy. It’s true! Anytime you want, you can call me and just pour out all of your troubles to me, I will listen and never ever judge you, I promise. You can tell me about anything, it could be work pressure your feeling or maybe your wife is upsetting you… whatever the issue is, we can fix it. I will have you come in and get comfortable, you will tell me all of your problems while I slowly undress, I know looking at this beautiful body is going to be distracting to you… but that is kind of the point. Your problems will all fade away the more you look, all you will want to think about are the dirty things you could be doing to me… don’t worry, we’ll be doing all those things very soon. I will make everything all better, I promise…Now… shall we get started?