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Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are for great cocks. Period. I do not waste my oral skills on pathetic or even just average cocks. I even tell this to men in therapy when they complain that their wives no longer go down on them. Most women go down on men and swallow when just dating. I will argue that once they have that ring on their finger, they no longer feel the need to give obligatory head to loser cocks. Most of the time when I have a male client complaining about his wife’s cock sucking skills it is because she is underwhelmed with his dick. Not every time, but 9 out of 10. I get it. I will not suck a cock if I can swallow the cock and the balls and still sing opera. Not all men get it. Patrick who I met last night did not understand why I would not go down on him in the club. My days of going down on men with small dicks are long gone. So are my days of doing what men tell me to do. Patrick was a tool with no tool to back it up. How do I know? Because this asshole pulled it out in the club. He was more amused with his dick than me or any other woman in the club. He needed small dick humiliation. I was not the only woman who thought so. I saw one woman pour a drink on him. I was not so upset about him exposing himself to me. I was upset that he had that kind of bravado with nothing to back it up. I took a picture of him with his dick out and immediately uploaded it to this rate my prick site knowing full well that women would be giving him a bunch of 3’s and below. He had an average rating of 1.5 in an hour and I showed him. He called me a cunt and I called him a priceless prick. Sorry men, you want to fuck a sexy babe, you better have something she can feel or keep it in your pants.

Naughty Teacher Farah Loves Cunt Too

naughty teacherThis naughty teacher hates that school is out for the summer. I am missing those coed cunts and frat boy cocks. Maybe I should have taught summer school, LOL. I got on Facebook and looked up some former students. I was trying to see of any were in town. I found this hot coed I tutored a few years ago. She was never my student, but she struggled with her Psychology courses and her father paid me to tutor her. He was the kind of man who thought a C was failing. He put a lot of pressure on his daughter. She just was not a rocket scientist. She was never going to be the doctor he wanted her to be. I was her phone sex therapist for awhile too, helping her explore her sexuality and what she had an aptitude for. She was a skilled cunt licker. She is now a popular influencer. Last I heard she was making more than a doctor would, so her father should be proud of her. I reached out on messenger, and she was so excited to hear from me. She came over that night. She told me I helped her live her dream. She also said I was the best cunt licker. She is openly bisexual now thanks to me. I hate to see young girls pigeonholed by their parents’ dreams for them. Every young girl and boy should find themselves their own dream and pursue it. She came over last night. Brought me a huge gift basket of beauty supplies. She is a brand ambassador for many high-end lines. She begged me to eat her pussy. She has a boyfriend now, but I guess he goes down on her begrudgingly. I told her to send him my way. A mature phone sex slut can teach a boy how to eat pussy. It was great to see her again. It was definitely good to eat that sweet box of hers again too. I do love cock, but nothing beats a young bald pussy.

Best Phone Sex Therapy

best phone sexThe best phone sex is with a mature woman. I know it might sound egotistical, but I am a therapist and a psychology professor. Mature women have more life experience for certain kinks. We also are better prepared for conversation. I am not dissing young girls. They have their allure and their purpose. But if you have done a call with an 18 or 19-year-old girl, you know that they mostly giggle and jiggle for you. In my therapist capacity, I see all kinds of men, but mostly they are 40 and over with some form of sexual dysfunction or kink. Now, a typical therapist may take a Freudian approach to try to get to the root of the problem to cure you. Not me. I may explore the root of the issue, but my goal as your phone sex therapist is not to cure you. I just want to get you to a point of acceptance and feeling shameless about your kink. There is no shame in whatever your kink is. I talked with a closeted cross dresser last night. I was pretty sure about the root of the issue. With panty boys and crossdressers, even pantyhose fetishes, it all goes back to mommy. He used to spy on his mother getting ready for dates. She would be in the bathroom standing in a garter belt and thigh highs putting her face on while he would jack off. Of course, 40 years later he would like to wear women’s lingerie. We discussed some of the potent images he had in his head, and I encouraged him to jack off for me. I can be a phone sex mommy too. Men often need a little nurturing and encouragement. His assignment was to wear women’s undergarments under his work clothes all next week. I love a crossdresser. I will encourage you, support you and nurture your fetish because as a mature woman I understand what is going on even if you do not.

Great Blowjobs

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are for great cocks. I am a size queen. I am no one’s bitch either. If I suck your cock, it is because I deem you worthy enough to experience my oral skills. I can suck the chrome off a doorknob. Sometimes, I think my middle name is Hoover. I went clubbing with some girlfriends last night. It is something I rarely do these days. I am a little old for the club scene. If I need dick, I can get on Tinder or call up one of many fuck buddies. In the past, the club scene has been full of pretentious assholes who think their money is more important than their cock size. No fucking way. I am a sexy mature phone sex slut. I do not need a guy’s money. I just need his cock.  I have found some nice cock in the club, but often it is a drunk dick or a coke cock. Neither of which can get fully hard to fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked.

Last night, however, surprised me. I took home a 20 something stud who was only in the club hoping to find a sexy cougar. He has a thing for mature babes. He was confident but not cocky. I like that. Too much bravado sends the message that you are overcompensating for a small dick. I have zero time for small dicks. This boy was cute and articulate, which is important to me. I am an intelligent woman. A college professor too. I like smart cock. I will fuck a dumb guy if his cock is big, but I am a sophisticated hottie. I like more out of my big dicks, LOL. I got it last night though. Boy, his cock was thick and long and ready to drill this cunt of mine. We talked politics and current affairs, even some literature too. All the while as we were fucking. He made me squirt. That almost never happens. That is because his cock was just big and thick enough to hit my special spot. This is the kind of boy I can fuck over and over again. This mature sexy babe has a happy pussy. I am glad I gave the club scene a second chance.

Phone Sex Therapy with Farah

phone sex therapyMany couples come to my phone sex therapy sessions. Now, it is true that I am mostly pro woman. That means that 9 times out of 10 if a man tells me his wife is lousy in bed, I blame the guy. It does happen to be that most of the time when a man complains about his wife between the sheets, it turns out he has a small penis. Hard for a woman to muster the excitement to suck a puny dick. This couple who came to see me last night was an exception to the rule. The husband had a nice cock. He was at least 9-inches long. He appeared thick and stiff as well. No blue pill was needed to get this man hard. I had to see them both to ascertain what the problem was. I know if either of my ex-husbands had cocks like my client, they would have gotten great blowjobs from me many times a day. The issue was not his cock. The issue was a woman who had never had an orgasm or been taught the art of good head. She was with the right sex therapist though. I am hands on with a man has a nice, working cock. And he did. I asked her permission to show her a few things. I hopped on his cock and took him for a ride. He filled my pussy up perfectly. I had her licking his cock as it slid in and out of my wet pussy. She was coming out of her shell. He came quickly in my pussy, but I pushed her face in my wet pussy, so she would be forced to lick his cum out of my cunt. She was a great cunt licker. I wondered if the problem might be she is bisexual. I do love me some lesbian phone sex therapy. I told them that I needed to work with them both further. Therapeutic threesomes would awaken her sexuality and it would certainly arouse the husband. If you think you have a frigid wife, maybe a therapeutic threesome is what you need too?

Foot Fetishes with Farah

foot fetishesFoot fetishes are common. Now that spring is here and summer is around the corner, I am back to regular pedicures and wearing strappy sandals that show off my pretty toes. I can always spot a foot guy. They just cannot take their eyes off your feet. Plus, you can see the bulge growing in a guy’s pants as he checks out your pretty feet. I cater to a lot of fetishes for guys as a mature sexy woman. There is the foot fetish, but I love stockings, shoes and pantyhose, so men like me for those things too. Sometimes, I meet a man like Peter, who is an all the above kind of guy. Peter was at the mall when I was. I became acutely aware that I had a stalker. He was handsome and dressed professionally. I figured he was at the mall after work running some errands. He followed me everywhere. When I knew he was a foot guy was when he stared through the glass window as I got a pedicure. He was genuinely in awe of my pretty feet. I am a sexy babe with sexy feet. When I came out of the spa, he followed me again. This time I decided to confront him. I could have scared him off, but I did not. I invited him home with me. He went shoe shopping with me before we headed home, however. He paid for some expensive new shoes that I modeled for him when we got to my place. He was rich too; those are the best kind of foot fetish men to know. Back at my place, I gave him a foot job. He sucked every toe I have first though. His cock was bigger than my foot which meant he could fuck me too. Married man. I could not get him to fuck me, but I did get him to cum on my pretty feet with a foot job. It is not cheating right? He just came on my feet. Mature phone sex women understand fetishes better than young girls. I cater to just about any kink you can think of too. My pretty feet are waiting for your cum.

Mature Phone Sex Babe

mature phone sexMature phone sex women stay busy. It is my summer break now. I turned in my grades last week and I said no to summer school. I want to enjoy my summer break. Teaching is fun for me though. I like the interaction with students, I just do not want to grade exams or be stuck inside during prime day hours. I used to surf when I was younger. I was born and raised in California. The beach is a great place to pick up younger men too. Surfer boys are buff and young.  I just had to find one who was hung too. I grabbed my surfboard and went to the beach this morning. Lots of young guys catching some waves as the sun rose. No guy tried to mansplain surfing to me, but many were in awe of my fabulous 50 something body. I am a sexy babe regardless of my age. I took home the 20 something man whose cock was at attention in his swim trunks. Since I could see the large tent, I knew he had a cock that could make me melt. He attends my university, but I have never had him as a student. He was strong too. He lifted me up and fucked me standing up. His cock was a beauty too. One of those cocks that hungry milfs like me can devour. I was horny as fuck for him. He clearly was hot for me too. We fucked for hours. His stamina was what every milf hopes for in a man. He was hung better than most porn stars. I joked that he had a cock for porn. He had never fucked a cougar before, but after our 2-hour fuck session, he had a solid case of milf phone sex fever. That was because I took his massive rod balls deep down my throat and in my pussy. I even let him fuck my ass, which is something he said no girl has let him do before. That was because he was fucking girls. Now he is fucking a woman.

Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I get to lay in my bed, playing with my pussy listening to guys tell me about their fantasies and fetishes. I specialize in cuckolding. I was married twice. I was divorced twice. Each husband had dick issues. I am a sexy woman with a high libido I need at least 8 inches of hard cock to even walk across the room considering giving a man head. When you are sexy and confident, you can find a lot of big dicked men. You can also encounter a lot of men who have a false sense of confidence because no woman has told them heir cocks are underwhelming at best. That was my problem when I was younger. You must understand that I grew up in the days before Internet porn. I did not see a lot of cocks. I thought love was enough for a good marriage. I think a lot of women think like me, but women are getting wiser.  Phone sex therapy helps. Guys call me mostly. And men mostly come to my private practice. But when I can speak to a couple on the phone or in practice, I always ask about the man’s dick size. Well, when they come to me for sexual dysfunction. Most guys who complain about their wife’s lying in bed like dead fish have small dicks. I am never one to blame the wife. You have a woman who does not suck your cock or seems uninterested in sex, the problem might be you. Women want a superior cock to show some enthusiasm. I get it. Small dick? Get your wife a lover. Let her get what you never could give her which is sexual pleasure. If you wife is getting sexual gratification, she will be happier. A happier partner means a happier relationship. Cuckold phone sex is my specialty for a reason. Let me help you save your relationship.

Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are for great cocks. My mouth never touches a dick that is smaller than 8-inches. Not a week goes by, however, that some loser does not try though to get his worthless dick in my mouth or my pussy. I met this guy on Tinder, but he catfished me. He showed me a picture of this handsome man and a close up of his cock. Now, he was the man in the picture. He just was not the cock in the picture. I was not hooking up with a man with a 4-inch cock. He tried to tell me he was average sized, but I laughed. I am not an average woman. Plus, he is not average sized. He is below average. He got all macho with me. He tried to tell me that I would be lucky to have him in bed. Unlucky was more the case. I hate small dicked men. What I hate even more is unsubstantiated ego. He was good looking. That was it. He might be able to get away with a small dick with the younger women, but mature phone sex women know their worth. I sent him home with his clitty between his legs and then I blocked him on Tinder, my social media and my phone. I called up a local lover I met at the gym a few months ago. We are hook up buddies. He has called me more than I have called him, but it is not a contest. He was happy to come over and skull fuck me. He says mature women are the best fucks. I agree. We have no inhibitions. Men find women who are confident with their bodies and sexual skills attractive. No man wants to fuck a wallflower who thinks she is ugly naked. I can get all the cock I want because I am a mature sexy babe. I have zero problem kicking any small dicked loser to the curb, handsome or not. Consider yourself warned.

Naughty Teacher Farah

naughty teacherI love being a naughty teacher. It was finals week this week. Now, I am just grading exams and projects. At the end of the semester, I always have students begging for extra credit. Sometimes, I give extra credit, sometimes I do not. When I do though, it is most often to a hung stud who I know can find my G-spot with his cock. I always can use my erasers banged after class, if you know what I mean. I have a beautiful Cuban boy in my class. He is a bit of a Lothario, but that is to be expected for a handsome boy his age. With his sexy milf phone sex teacher though, he is just a humble boy willing to do anything for a good grade. He is not stupid. He just is easily distracted in class. Part of that is my fault and that is why I was willing to let him eat my pussy for a bump in his grade. I just took him from a C to a B. Now, maybe he deserved an A for his cunt worshiping skills alone, but I do not usually bump grades that much. I do not want to set these students up for failure. That is what happens to the athletes. Teachers are pressured to give passing grades to boys who never study or apply themselves because all their time is spent at their sport. They get an injury in the pros, and they have no career to fall back on. I will not do that to my hung boys. A teacher’s pet still must do the work in my class. My Cuban Lothario ate my shaved wet pussy for hours. I made him lick my ass too. When he is working for a grade, he is on my time, doing what I want him to do. He may not lick a coed’s cunt for hours or lick her ass, but he has the skills. Like anything in life, if you want it bad enough you will put in the time.