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Naughty Teacher and the Coed

naughty teacherI am such a naughty teacher. I was driving to the beach yesterday after class. I love the beach. I saw this girl hitchhiking which you almost never see anymore. When I was younger, my parents often picked up strays along the road in the 70s and 8Os. Serial killers sort of squashed that game. I picked the girl up. She looked like a normal coed. Turns out she was a former student. She had a huge fight with her boyfriend, and she got out of the car and said she would walk. I think many women have done that or at least thought about it. She is a senior in college now. I had her in my Intro to Psychology class 3 years ago. She is still a beauty. She has that all-American girl next door look to her. We drove down to the beach. I found a quiet place to park. I finger banged her in my car. She admitted to having a girl crush on me when she was my student. Honestly, I did too. I like pussy and cock. She got closer to me. When she kissed me, my fingers gravitated to her shaved wet pussy. She sat on my lap kissing me as I pulled her cotton panties to the side. Her legs flopped open in consent for what I was about to do. I licked my fingers and slowly worked them into her sweet pussy. I would pull my fingers out and feed them to her. I wanted her to know how good her cunt tasted. I fingered her pussy into a big squirt. She came so hard that her girl juice sprayed my passenger side window. I mean it looked like a hose went off in my car. She collapsed in my arms. I made her legs weak. We continue to kiss and grope in my car for a few minutes before we hit the beach together for some sun and waves. I brought her home with me. She will make up with her boyfriend, but for an entire night this young sexy babe was all mine.

Sexy Women Masturbating

sexy women masturbatingMen love to watch sexy women masturbating. I love to be watched playing with myself too. In my counseling sessions with couples, I always encourage mutual masturbation. One of the best ways for a man to learn how to please a woman is to watch her make herself cum. Guys are a little bit easier to figure out. But mutual masturbation is good foreplay as well as educational for the two lovers. I had a coed pay me a visit during my office hours last week. She was nervous. I could tell something was weighing on her mind. I had her sit in the chair. I gave her a low dose edible to relax her. It would take a bit to kick in, but pot is legal in California, so I pass out edibles like candy because it is a great relaxer. I use edibles for my sexually repressed women, my test anxiety students and my nervous coeds. I was not sure Taylor’s problem, but I got it out of her eventually. She has never had an orgasm. She has been fucking for 4 years now, but no orgasm. I was in shock. I thought coeds were much more enlightened than I was at their age. Her current boyfriend broke up with her because she is frigid. She did not even know what that meant. I keep sex toys in my desk. I know. I am a naughty teacher. Once that edible kicked in, she was putty in my hands. I mean putty. Her problem was she had never masturbated. She did not know how to make herself cum, so I helped her. I showed her how I masturbated. I lent her some toys and she blossomed in front of me. She came like a dozen times. Drenched my chair with her cunt juices. I can get a new chair. It was amazing to watch this girl make herself cum for the first time. She was not frigid. She just did not know how to please herself to tell someone else how to do it for her. This problem had a quick and happy solution.

Mature Phone Sex Women

mature phone sexMature phone sex women know more things than coeds. That is just because with age comes experience. Younger girls are tight and giggly. They may not care about size. Your cock may be a tight fit in a coed’s pussy. But do young girls get your kinks and fetishes? Likely, no. Case in point. I have a therapy client who is a crossdresser. He is my age, in his 50s. He was a 20 something sugar baby girlfriend. She is for appearances. Not that he does not like banging her. Of course, he does. She looks good on his arm at work events and when he travels too. But he cannot be his complete self with her, so where is the fun in that? I do not want to be his girlfriend. That is not what this is about. I believe full hardheartedly in embracing your kinks and fetishes. You like to wear women’s clothes and fantasize about sucking cock? You should go for it. And hopefully you can trust your partner with those deep dark desires. But when you cannot trust your partner, or your big reveal does not go well, you can get some phone sex therapy. My client came out to his sugar baby, and she did not understand. She laughed at him. She shamed him. And she threatened to blackmail him with his employers. She just saw it as an opportunity to exploit him, not support him. So, I told him to find a woman his age that he could share this with because older women are just more accepting of things that fall outside the box. For now, he is without a female companion. As his therapist though, I am helping him explore his bi-side. I am taking him shopping. I am helping him dress. I have even provided some cock for him to practice on. He says he does not need a girl to share his kinks with when he has a phone sex therapist.

Ass Fetish

ass fetishDo you have an ass fetish? I love anal sex. I can have an orgasm from anal sex. I am pretty orgasmic if your cock is the right size. What is the right size for me? For my pussy 8 inches and bigger. For my ass I can go as low as 7 inches. If I meet a guy who falls an inch or two below my size demands, I will offer up my ass if he checks all my other boxes. I am pretty rigid about my size requirements for my fuck holes, but guys like Ian sometimes are worth offering up my back door pussy. We had instant chemistry when we met. I met him at the gym. He was checking me out and I was doing the same. I am a sucker for a handsome man with good manners and grooming habits. He is what I would call a metrosexual. He reminded me of a younger Rob Lowe. A pretty boy. We chit chatted before we decided to grab some lunch. He is 35 so 20 years my junior, but he did not mind that I was a mature sexy babe. Back at my place, our chemistry heated up. I prayed he had a ten-inch cock, but he was short about three-inches.  It is always a delicate situation when you try to tell a guy a guy you are into that his cock is not big enough for you. I do not fake orgasms well. I did a dancing pelvic tilt that put his cock in my ass. Fit like a glove. Since I have a bald pussy, I do not think he even knew he was fucking my asshole. I was wet. I was moaning. I was cumming on his cock. I do not think he realized he shot his load in my ass. He was happy. I was happy. Maybe he never needs to know his cock is only for my ass.

Sexy Chicks Should be Size Queens

sexy chicksSexy chicks love to suck cock, even this mature sexy chick. The thing with me, however, is I only suck big cock. My days of acting like a sardine cock is the best cock I have ever seen are long over. In my private practice and among my friends, I always encourage women to cheat on tiny dick losers. When men bring their wives to see me for couples therapy, they expect me to be anti-cheating.  I am pro woman and only anti-cheating if a small dick loser is cheating on a woman well out of his league in the first place. Tough love, losers. Size matters. I make women cock size queens like me. Women have a right to hear from another woman that they deserve better. Women marry for so many reasons, and never once is a great lover at the top of the list. They sacrifice sexual pleasure to make their parents happy, for financial security and because their biological clocks are ticking. No woman I have met who chose those things over sexual pleasure is still married, myself included. I have been married twice and divorced twice. Now, I am a cuckold phone sex therapist helping women learn from my mistakes. Women do not need men for anything but a nice cock. I am not so cold as to say men are obsolete. But I do not believe in a soul mate. I do believe if a woman can learn to love an ugly guy because he provides well for the family, she can learn to love a man who is not very smart but makes her cum so hard every single time. Women can get their emotionally needs met through good female relationships. They can get their financial needs met by being confident and brave. But their sexual needs? They need a man with a big cock for that. So yes, when you come to me for therapy or call me as a phone sex therapist, I will advocate for your woman to get the cock she needs elsewhere if you have a small dick. You want her happy in every way if you truly love her, right? Suck up your ego and realize that she deserves sexual pleasure too.

Coed Phone Sex is for MILFS Too

coed phone sexAs a professor, I enjoy coed phone sex too. I have a few teacher’s pets each semester. I have mostly boys as pets, but this one coed was so fucking hot, I had to make her my pet. This is chole in the pic next to me. Isn’t she adorable? A barely legal hottie who loves to eat the teacher’s pussy. She spent part of her spring break at my place. She is a townie. That is what we call students who live locally and go to the college in their hometown. She told her parents she was going to the beach for a couple days with her friends. Not our beach, but Santa Monica. That way her parents would not wonder why she was not staying at home. I have met her folks. Super hot couple. Very liberal thinkers. But likely not so liberal to accept that their daughter is having a kinky affair with her naughty teacher. One of the first things we did when Chole came over was play in my in my lingerie drawer. Before our makeover she was a bit of a tomboy. Nothing wrong with that, but she is too hot not to show off. I did her hair and makeup and dressed her in something I would wear. She ended up looking like a mini me, just 30 years younger. We never left the house the three days she was here. We had food delivered. We ate each other’s pussies for days. Played with my large collection of dildos. We tribbed. We played dress up too. She has the yummiest shaved wet pussy. I made it squirt a few dozen times all over my face during our time together. Chole is one of my favorite pets ever. I know she does not have a cock, but she is a great cunt licker, and she loves to be fucked with dildos. And she is hot.

Naughty Teacher Farah Likes Dads Too

naughty teacherDo you have naughty teacher fantasies? If you were in my classroom, I have no doubt you would be hot for teacher! I like men of all ages, but I have a special love for younger men as I get older. Sometimes, during parent teacher weekends, I get to meet a hot dad of one of my students. Last week at a hot dad was in town for his son’s big basketball game. The dad wanted to meet me and thank me for working with his son. I was not sure if dad knew how I worked with his boy or not. At my university athletes must maintain a C average in all classes to play on their team. I did help his boy with his classes, but he helped me with my pussy in exchange. The boy has a huge cock and a long tongue. You know I had to make use of that! The dad hit on me. He said that if his teachers looked anything like me when he was a schoolboy, he would have failed class on purpose just to get extra time with me. I was flattered.  I flirted with him shamelessly. Before long, we were fucking on my desk. Funny, I fucked his boy on the very same desk just the day before. There was no mention of his boy when his cock was going in and out of my wet cunt, so I do not think he knew I fucked his son too. I can keep a secret. I told him that he should not tell his boy about our little tryst because I thought he had a crush on me. That way my ass was covered. Most men are okay with their sons fucking a mature sexy babe because they were hot for some older woman when they were younger too. But some men get jealous of their sons sexual conquests, so I just wanted to quell any potential drama. I still want to fuck junior, but now I know where he gets his big dick from.

Sexy Legs and Pantyhose

sexy legsI have sexy legs and I like to show them off, especially in stockings and pantyhose. I am old school. Sure, I do go bare legged on occasion. I am a California girl. But I am also a mature woman and a professional too. I was raised in the generation that believed in pantyhose. I love the feel and the look of them. I am not dumb. I am highly observant, so I know when a guy has a hosiery fetish. I talk to guys with the fetish all the time. I encourage panty hose addictions too. When I am sissy training, I almost always put a sissy in pantyhose. I love the look of pantyhose on men too. And they love the feel. I met a guy yesterday when I was out shoe shopping. I am a shoe addict. My shoes have their own room in their house. It doubles as my sissy closest too. I realized I had a creeper while trying on shoes. I was not sure if he was a shoe addict, a pantyhose fan or a foot fetish guy. Turns out he was all three. I brought him home. He bought my shoes for me, and that bill was over $1,000. I figured the least I could do was bring him home and dress him. He was in awe of my closet. He went for my pantyhose drawer first. He tried on a dozen pair before he decided he was in love with the black fishnets. I put on a strap-on and pegged him in my walk-in closet. He has the carpet burns to prove it too. What a little sissy bitch. She loved my hard dildo going in and out of her tight sissy hole. I gave her sissy maid training because as a sexy mature woman, I need more sissy maids doing my house and grunt work. She is a vison in black fishnet stockings, a French Maid outfit and high heels. Every man has a purpose in my life.

Sexy Women Masturbating for Neighbors

sexy women masturbatingEvery guy likes to watch sexy women masturbating, right? I mean would any man turn away if he saw a sexy mature woman pleasuring her pussy. My neighbor sure did not turn away. In fact, he got out his telescope and pointed it directly into my bedroom. I was up early this morning. I had trouble sleeping. I know it seems weird, but I was upset over the death of the Foo Fighters’ drummer last night. I am a big rock chick, and I have seen the Foos many times since the late 90s. I slept like crap, and I thought a little pussy pleasure might perk me up. I sat in bed, spread my legs and put on some porn to distract me. I started thinking of the young hunk in the milf porn I was watching and how much I needed a hard cock. I looked up at the window for a second and could see a telescope pointed at my window. The pervert next door or his son was enjoying my show. I guess this was some real voyeur sex. I stopped watching the porn and looked out the window. I wanted to focus on whomever was watching me. I could not see behind the big lens. It was either the dad or the son. I was hoping for junior. He is a hunk of a boy. Older teen boy, shy, but cute. Dad, however, is a fat slob and such a pervert. Always saying lewd things to me like he thinks I will fuck him. Hard pass on daddy. I have standards. Anyway, masturbating is not fucking, so if it was daddy watching, he should feel grateful because that was the closest his slovenly ass was getting to my pussy. I came wicked hard. I still have no clue who was watching me. It was hot regardless. I will play with my pussy for an audience any day. I am such an exhibitionist slut.

Naughty Teacher Antics

naughty teacherI love being a naughty teacher. I am on spring break and missing my teacher’s pets right now. They are missing this milf pussy too. I have one young boy who is in Florida with some of his frat brothers currently. He was missing my milf pussy so much that he called me last night. His frat buddies were banging coeds they picked up at a college bar, but he knew no coed was going to fuck him like his mature teacher. I knew that was true too. No coed can hold a candle to my skills. I can suck a cock better. I can fuck better. And I will do things coeds do not even know about yet. He wanted to have phone sex with his teacher while his frat brothers banged drunk coeds. I suggested something better. I am an exhibitionist slut. I told him to Face Time me. That way he could see me play with my pussy not just listen to my wet pussy. I wanted to see his big cock too. The boy is one of the best endowed younger men I have ever fucked. I measured him once. He is almost 11.5 inches. He has a thick cock too. I told him if his career in finance fails, he has a career in porn ready for him, especially with the things I have taught him. We enjoyed some mutual masturbation. Not that I do not prefer fucking him. I would rather fuck a pet than watch him be master of his domain any day. But that was not an option last night. I guess he was making too much noise moaning and some of his frat brothers came to see what coed he was banging. Once they saw that he was on cam with this sexy mature phone sex babe, they started masturbating with him. I got virtually gang banged last night by a bunch of horny frat boys and I loved it. Modern technology at its finest.