Best phone sex is honest phone sex. Guys ask me all the time what is my favorite thing to talk about on a call. I always give a vague answer because variety is the spice of life. I like to talk about all sorts of things, but I keep it real. I have no limits because so many many things get this mature phone sex slut wet. Just today I got off so good, I squirted on my computer screen. What made me so hot and bothered that I coated my laptop in girl jizz? Small cock humiliation. I couldn’t fuck Shane’s small pecker, but I sure as fuck could laugh at it. I did just that. I let out a litany of small dick slams, while calling him worthless and ordering him to go put on some pretty pink panties. A decade ago, I likely would have been nice and coddled a tiny dick loser, but the gloves are off now. And you know what? It is such a turn on to not hold back. As a seasoned phone whore, I give you the honest truth. So, if you can’t handle the truth, then I am the wrong phone sex therapist for you. Brutal honesty makes my pussy drip.
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Best Phone Sex Naughty Neighbors
Best phone sex fun is always had by this hot MILF. I have a hot new couple that moved in next door. Newlyweds. I went over to introduce myself last night, even brought them a wedding gift. They invited me in, very hospitable. Once the wine is uncorked, I know what comes next. I sat next to the pretty wife. We talked about the neighborhood briefly before she told me I was a sexy MILF. I looked at her hubby, who already had his cock out. He was stroking it too. I could see pre cum already leaking from the head and my pussy got wet.
I looked back at her and she gave me the look so I knew it was okay to swallow her husband’s cock. Swingers next door. The PERFECT neighbors for a mature slut. As I was on my knees introducing my new neighbor to great blowjobs, his wife started finger fucking my muff. I was squirting all over the place. Didn’t take long before she was guiding his dick in my pussy.Nice big dick for a young stud. He pounded me so hard, pretty sure their other neighbors could hear his balls slapping on my ass.
I had his bride sit on my face as he fucked me. I licked the alphabet on her clit until she practically hit the ceiling from excitement. She even told her groom he could learn a few things about pussy eating from me. She tasted yummy. When he dumped his seed in my MILF cunt, she immediately cleaned me out. She had some great pussy eating skills herself. We fucked for hours. I am so going to enjoy my new neighbors. I may just enjoyed them daily.
This Naughty Teacher Celebrates Bad Poetry Day with Cock and Cum
This naughty teacher knows how to celebrate Bad Poetry Day. I had a few former well hung male students over for a little poetry reading and cock sucking. I’m a sex ed teacher, not a literature professor, so a lab rat could write better poems. Laugh all you want at my little silly poems, they all got me dick. We turned our bad poetry reading into a drinking game. This one got me several loads of cum down my throat, and I had to do a few shots of Tequila to make up for it being so cheesy.
Hickory dickory dock
This MILF is sucking your cock
When the clock strikes two
She wants your goo
Hickory dickory cock
The boys started calling me Edgar Allen Oh Hell No. We were really just using bad poetry day as an excuse to drink and fuck. Personally, this MILF loves any excuse to party with the college studs. This bad creation got my pussy licked while I sucked cock.
Roses are nice
Violets are fine.
You be the six
This MILF be the nine.
So my poems suck. So does my mouth. The boys appreciated my dirty limericks. They knew I was just a horny old broad needing to get laid. They were happy to help crown me the reigning bad poet of the campus. My prize? Loads and loads of cum.
Mature Phone Sex Slut Loves Public Fucking
Mature phone sex sluts have the most fun! I was at Sam’s Club this morning shopping. This sexy stocker was falling me around like a dog in heat. I loved the attention. I gave him something to watch too. I walked seductively up and down every aisle, frequently bending over so he could see I was not wearing any panties under my wickedly short skirt. I could feel my pussy juice cascading down my thighs as I teased this young stud. I do love teasing the boys.
When I passed a little under construction area, I turned around, looked him right in the eye and beckoned him to follow me into the restricted area. It didn’t look dangerous; just a future display. I pushed him into a desk chair, unzipped his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I gave it a few yanks before straddling the chair to insert his cock deep inside my warm wet MILF muff. He let out a moan that would have awoke the dead, so I muffled him with a tit in his mouth. I love the idea of getting caught, but as a teacher I could sadly lose my job for public fucking.
His hands went down to grab my ass as my pussy muscle latched on to his growing member. I slid up and down his shaft frantically until, he filled my pussy up with cum. I kissed him, hopped off his cock, tugged my skirt down and finished my shopping with man seed dripping down my legs. I love shopping.
Give me that Big Package!
I had the best call today. A guy with a pissing fetish turned me on by stroking his dick very loud and fast as I talked about giving him my golden stream. The sound of him moaning and the splatter of that thick cum made me horny enough to fuck the first dick I saw. When I got to my apartment building there was a delivery man leaving. I saw him staring at my ass and lifted my skirt to show him I had no panties. He followed me in to my place and put his package right in my slot. It was so long and had this bulging vein that rubbed my clit with every thrust. He grabbed my throat and choked me as he long dicked me, never saying a word to me. He just thrust that cock into me like the slut that I am and I loved every stroke of it. After he came on my face he stood beck and put his golden stream on my tits! I was shocked but said nothing because after fucking me like that he could do whatever he wanted, including piss on me.