Category: Phone sex therapist

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

Scratch my itch

Mature phone sex  I’m glad you love mature phone sex so much. Being able to please someone else comes only from being able to please yourself first. Well, honey let me tell you something. I have been pleasing myself for a very long time now. From the way, you give such detail about your dick. I can tell that you have been pleasing yourself for a while too. Well good because that makes what comes next so easy. As if we have been together every second of every day doing nothing but fucking. That would be great. But my time isn’t cheap. Why else would I marry a man with a puny penis like my husbands? My job is my outlet and we fill a craving in each other that no one else can satisfy

I’m not your girlfriend

GFE phone sex GFE phone sex means I’m never going to tell you that I have a headache or say then I’m just too tired tonight. That’s why you call me anyways right cause I do all the things that your real girlfriend won’t do. And that’s what makes our time so much fun. I love the way you suck and nibble on my big fucking nipples. It’s like a direct line to my clit and it makes me want to play with myself. Stroking on your big cock makes my pussy wet. I can’t wait to feel you deep inside of my cunt baby. Fuck you feel so good. I think you’re going to make me come already. Is that what you want baby? To feel my pussy squirt all over your huge dick. My cum dripping off of your dick under your balls as it’s slapping against my asshole while you’re pounding away at me. Cum for me baby. Deep inside me.

Phone Sex Therapy: A Big Cock is No Good if You Don’t Know To Use It

phone sex therapyBeing a phone sex therapist is informed by my day job. I am history teacher and human anatomy instructor, or sex education teacher. Students come to my office hours all the time with sex questions.  I counsel students constantly about their sexual issues. Yesterday, a young girl came to me to complain about her boyfriend. I don’t think she wanted help as much as she wanted to vent. He has a big dick. Size wasn’t the issue, but as I told her, what good is a big cock if you don’t know how to use it. I will take a 7 inch dick over a foot long dong any day if the smaller cock knows how to use what he has for my pleasure. Some men put forth zero effort and rely solely on their big dick. Women need foreplay. We need lubricated with fingers and tongues. Guys who just think women are ready for 12 inches of hard cock in their pussies with no foreplay are as bad as the guys with 2 inch dicks who think they are god’s gift to women. I told her to kick him to the curb because a man who won’t eat pussy or give a woman an ounce of foreplay doesn’t care about her pleasure. He is a loser like the guy with a turtle dick incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. I don’t need a 12 inch dick, but I don’t want less than 7 inches either. Sexy chicks who are size queens, however, will take an above average cock over a monster cock any day if the man that cock belongs too will eat pussy. Smaller guys, average guys work harder in the bedroom. I am willing to reward hard effort with my mature pussy. So, ask yourself if you really satisfy the ladies with your porn star monster dick. If not, maybe you need some phone therapy.

Whats your fantasy

Fantasy phone sex  We have the best fantasy phone sex together. We have been doing this for a while now and I have not heard the same thing twice. I really enjoy that you already have my lingerie picked out for me. Considering that you will soon be ripping it from my flesh it is a nice touch. They way you describe kissing the soft skin at the base of my neck. It really makes my skin tingle and gets goosebumps. The way you gasp at the way I talk about flicking your asshole with my tongue lets me know you like that too. You know that I love it rough and hard. You always make me squirt when you fuck me like that babe. Finally concluding when you blow your huge load inside of me. I put my panties on so I can leave it inside the rest of the day.

The Wife and the Mistress

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When I found out about my ex husbands secret affair, I was livid and fuming. I didn’t say a word I was going to get even my way. I did investigate and confronted the slut. I was shocked she was willing to meet me up. When I saw the sexy babe, I kind of forgot how angry I was. She was gorgeous. I knew I was going to like her. Her name was Denise she was young beautiful and had great style like me. We hit it off instantly, and I just had to take her home. We were tipsy from drinking, and we were excited to have some fun. One thing leads to another, and we were stripped naked, and I reached for my toy chest and begun exploring her body. We were fucking each other with my toys and had been at it for hours. My poor husband made it home to find his mistress and wife fucking passionately. Oh, no loser you can watch, but you can’t touch. He was going to sit and enjoy the view with a chastity penis cage. He wasn’t allowed to cum only we were. His cock is pathetic, and we let him know how we are sugar sluts who only care about his cash flow.

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The Doc is in

Phone sex therapy Just because you come to see me for Phone Sex Therapy doesn’t mean something’s wrong with you. Sometimes you’re just not getting what you need at home. That’s exactly what the doc is here for. I have dedicated lots of time learning every way possible to please a man. That’s what brings most guys in to see me. My reputation proceeds me I guess. I’m more than happy to schedule you for weekly sessions of mood alternating blow jobs. You have to release all of that stress somewhere and my mouth is the perfect fucking place for you to leave it. I love seeing another satisfied client leaving with a huge smile on his face and cash in my hand.

Your so much fun

Best phone sex  I had the best phone sex with you yesterday.  I was laying out by my pool when you called. Luckily I had been trying out my new dildo a few minutes before you called. My pussy got so much wetter from the sound of your voice. I started pushing my toy harder and deeper into my cunt. As I heard your voice change and I knew that you were close to blowing your load, I squirted so much. I wish that you were here and could let that hot cum land all over my big jugs. Just so I could lick it off of course. That’s the perfect end to perfect call. Both of us left with cum on our hands.

Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick.  He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.

My best friends husband has lost his Mind 

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Karla my best girlfriend has a really plush life I mean her husband is so fucking rich, he buys her anything that her spoiled ass wants. Last month he took her on a two-week special vacation and he even invited me and we had a ball to remember. We came back and he treated us to a lavish shopping spree and spa day, it was absolutely amazing. He was acting sort of weird but Karla never pays much attention to him when shopping time happens and I don’t blame her, we shop big and bigger than most. Anyway, her husband had a big meeting with a few hundred shareholders about some kind of multi-billion-dollar deal. He was really acting strange too I tried to bring it to her attention but she was preoccupied so I called him into his private office and told him I was noticing that he was a ball of nerves and I felt that I had to help him or he would fuck up his major money deal. He spilled out to me while I started to unzip his pants and take his throbbing dick out oozing pre-cum, that she hadn’t fucked him the whole vacation. I swallowed his cock to the balls and let him fuck my moist mouth until he filled me with cum. I know the importance of him being on top of his game so I swallowed every drop of his hot salty sweet cum and cleaned everything round with my tongue so he could go get that deal done. My best friend’s husband lost well, almost lost his mind until I saved the day I know I’m the best girlfriend a rich spoiled girl could have because I will make she keeps shopping big.