Category: Phone sex therapist

Dirty Little Slut

Hot sexy woman I love being a dirty slut for this man. He knows exactly how to get me to cum. When I know he is coming over for my 3 fuckable I immediately start gushing from my twat hole. I often times play with my dildo right before he comes over to get a few squirts. This way I do not cum so quickly when he is fucking me real nice and sweet. He takes by my hips and thrust deep inside me. Causing me to moan and bounce on top of him. But my favorite is when he lets me grind my pussy on his hard thick cock. That is when I can really explode with cum and the shit flies everywhere. Making my twat a nice slippery soaking wet hole to fuck.

Phone Sex Therapy All Day

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy happens all the time with me. Some guys don’t even know they need it until they call. This morning a new caller discovered me. He got his tax return on a prepaid card and thought it would be a discreet way to have some fun without his wife knowing about it. I encourage married men with curious wives or joint accounts to always use a prepaid card! This was just a horny man calling for a regular vanilla fuck. I love a good phone fuck; however, I still have a size requirement. I am not masturbating and moaning for a small dick. A smart man would just lie to me. Tell me he has a big cock, although I can often tell from a voice how endowed someone is or is not! He didn’t sound gay. He didn’t sound like a sissy, but he told me he had 5 hard inches for me. Now, a 5-inch cock may not be small, but it is hardly big either. It is what I call pathetically average. I don’t fuck average cock. What hot sexy woman yells, “Give me your 5-inch dick stud?”  No woman does. I gave him some tough love. I explained his cock is average. It is not small. It is not big. It’s the Goldilocks of cocks, but not just right for me. Just right for me is big. I will settle for 7 inches if the rest of the package is nice, but 8 is usually my bare minimum in dick size. At first, my caller was trying to assert dominance over me, but I don’t play those games. By the end of our call, he was fucking his man pussy with his wife’s dildo and buying a pair of my panties to keep his nub secure. That is the power of a sexy phone sex slut!

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Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is what I enjoy the most. Making fun of your tiny equipment that couldn’t satisfy a Barbie doll is so much fun. I tease guys in my personal life incessantly about their tiny dicks; especially the losers who want to bang me but don’t pass the length requirement. John is a teacher at my school. Outwardly, he looks like a catch. He is handsome and gainfully employed. He is divorced, but dates. He is a serial dater. He knows I am a sex therapist. He came to me months ago for some personal advice and direction. He wanted to know why he can’t get a woman to commit. I knew that if no woman was wanting  to be in a relationship with him there was something I was missing. I would have dated him if he was not a teacher at my school. I will fuck the students, but the faculty is off limits to my pussy. What is that saying about not shitting where you eat?

sexy babeThis sexy babe is smart. Intra office relationships only cause turmoil. I had dinner with John to tell him we could only be friends. He was cool with that, but he still wanted my help in finding a long term girlfriend. I asked him the tough question. How was he in bed? He admitted what he lacked in length he made up for with enthusiasm. I knew what the problem was when he said that. Women want size: length and girth are important. Since he was in the friend zone, I had him show me his dick. It was a baby dick at best. The tiniest thing I have seen on a full grown man. He was not happy with my brand of tough phone sex therapy at first but understanding why women flee from you is half the battle to happiness. I have been training him to be a cuckold and a sissy. He accepts now that he will never be the romantic lead in a woman’s life. The best he can hope for is to be a sissy or cuckold. Do you need help understanding your role in a woman’s life?

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Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?”  It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever.  It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater.  Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.

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The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex comes with the best phone sluts. I know men often prefer a cute coed over a mature sexy woman, but you can’t go to a young girl for certain things. What I know now, is not a fraction of what I knew as a young woman. I used to believe that if I loved a man and he loved me, the sex would be fabulous. When it wasn’t, I blamed myself. I would tell myself I didn’t arouse him, or he was just tired from a long day at work. All that was bullshit. My ex had a small dick. The only problem in my lackluster sex life was his small cock and his refusal to accept it. When you are young, you believe in love. When you are mature, however, you believe in cock size. Younger girls have a better chance of understanding that size matters because of the Internet. My generation didn’t have Internet porn or even know terms like cuckold or small dick humiliation. I have been teaching younger girls to respect themselves for a decade now. As a sex education teacher and therapist, young girls seek my counsel on how to make their sex lives better. My first question is always, “How big is your boyfriend.” Anything less than 7 inches, I tell them to ditch the guy and get a real man. I would tell your wife the same thing. She can’t begin to have a good sex life unless she makes you a cuckold and takes a lover with a real cock. Perhaps you are more enlightened than my ex husband and know you can’t please your wife. Perhaps, you have found her a suitable lover. If you aren’t so enlightened yet, you need some phone sex therapy. I am a cuckold expert and a size queen trainer. Put her pleasure first.

Phone sex therapy

phone sex therapySometimes helping people can really help you out. I have this guy friend that was expressing to me all the problems him and his girl had. She was always not in the “mood”. I got really horny talking about how his cock was always so full of jizz. I guess he could tell, because when I looked down I saw his shaft growing super huge in his pants.

I leaned over to him and grabbed his cock out of his pants. I needed to feel his cock in my mouth. He swelled up so big after I got it soaking wet. I know a way to fix all of his problems. I straddled his cock and shoved him right inside my wet pussy. I bounced up and down his cock, grinding my pussy really hard into that cock. I am going to take some of that build up away from him.

Best Phone Sex

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I will give you the best phone sex. I am the girlfriend experience you desire. I am great at pampering and roleplaying.  I will give you these big breasts to fuck as I suck the end of your cock. I can be your sexy nurse giving you a naughty sponge bath. Soaping up your cock and cleaning it with my mouth after we rinse. I can be little red riding hood being eaten by your big bad wolf self.  I am the mature girlfriend that is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. I have but one purpose in life, and that is to please my man, however, I can. I promise to milk every last load of cum.

Just ask

Milf phone sexMilf phone sex with this sexy curvy Latina. So I love going out to the mall dressing like a hot slut. I just love getting all men’s attention! I love how I walk right by them, and they undress me with their eyes! I bend over in front of them to let them know I’m not wearing any panties. I love getting all those men hard wondering who will be the lucky one with balls to ask me to fuck. They should know I want to fuck; I wear see-through mini dresses with no bra no panties. Bending over showing my pussy to the horny sexy men. Hint hint Papi this sexy Latina is craving your dick! Take me to the mall restroom and pin me against the wall lift my little skirt up and ram your cock into my tight cunt. Fuck I start moaning squirting all over your cock begging you for your load of cum in my pussy!

Do You Need Phone Sex Therapy?

phone sex therapyDo you need phone sex therapy? This sexy therapist is always in. I love talking to men about their kinks and fetishes. My favorite type of therapy is cuckold therapy. Some men just need to pay money to hear that they are a loser. In my opinion, nothing says you are a tiny dick loser more than paying a phone whore for a phone fuck and she thinks you are too small even for a virtual fuck. I know you are paying for a service, but phone sex with me is not a guarantee.  I need big dick. It is not possible for me to say, “Fuck me hard and deep with your two-inch wiener.” I can’t say it with a straight face. I can give awesome small dick humiliation, however over the phone. I believe men need a wake-up call if they think I will be happy with their little dick just because they are paying me. Consider yourself warned.  I will not fuck you if you possess a shrimp dick. I will help you come to terms with your glaring shortcoming, however. Sometimes, men need just one woman to tell them the truth. Let me be that woman. I won’t give you the excuses you have heard before, like “I don’t feel well,” or “something came up.” I don’t lie to a tiny dick man. He needs to hear the truth. Do you need to hear the truth? Do you think you can handle it?

Sweet Pampering GF

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I am that Mature sexy girlfriend material that will pamper you and drain your sweet load. I am a sweetheart when it comes to you but you can bet your ass I can be sexually fulfilling any day of the week. Don’t you need a sweet massage with a happy ending. I will rub you down with oils and stroke your cock until you are very hard and throbbing for me. I will put my mouth on that beautiful blood engorged member and suck and lick till I have a throatful of sweet stick cum.  I will stroke and lick till you are hard again and climb on top of your oiled-down body. I will slide my pussy down and work my hips until you explode once more.