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Erotic Roleplaying: I Can be Mommy or a Therapist

erotic roleplayingI love erotic roleplaying and not just on phone sex calls either. I think couples should do sexy roleplays to spice up their love lives. Too many couples get stuck in a rut, doing the same thing over and over or not doing anything at all. As a therapist, I enjoy helping couples make their sex lives better. Even though I go through men like water, I still like variety in the bedroom. I have this college aged neighbor boy I see from time to time who loves naughty little role plays. The other day he asked if I could be his mommy. As a mature woman, I know younger men are often attracted to me because I represent a maternal figure to them. I went in my bedroom, put on a sexy but mom looking nightgown and went into phone sex mommy mode. We pretended that he woke up in the middle of the night with a hard cock and could not get back to sleep. Mature sexy women love to take care of young hard cocks. I was giving him head, when he decided he wanted to cum in my pussy. He bent me over my bed and pounded me hard with his throbbing cock. He called me mommy with every thrust inside my pussy. He said he had never cum harder. Truth be told, I thought it was pretty hot too. My pussy squirted all over his cock as he came deep inside me. I think the reason mature women like me are so popular with callers is that we can fit all kinds of roles from mommy to therapist.

Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy sessions are much cheaper than going to psychologist or psychiatrist. Plus, they want to cure you. Not me. I want you to embrace your kinks and fetishes. I want your freak flag to fly high. When guys call me because they suspect their wives are cheating on them, I encourage them to embrace it and become a willing cuckold. Here is the honest truth men. Women cheat primarily for one of two reasons. Either you suck in bed or you are an asshole. Women will stay with assholes if they have big dicks. But they will not stay with nice men with small dicks. Many women will overlook an average dick if the man makes up for it in other ways, like using sexy toys in the bedroom on her, eating pussy and finger banging her. If your wife is cheating on you, you might be an asshole with a small dick. You can change that, however. You just need some cuckold phone sex therapy. Let me tell you what that means. If you have a cheating wife, let her have her cake and eat it too. You vowed to make her happy. If you suck in bed or are a selfish lover, how is that making her happy? As a cuckold, you are celebrating your wife’s sexual satisfaction. I mean if your wife gets sick, you take her to a doctor, right, because you are not one. If you cannot make your wife cum, you give her to a man who can. Women who are sexually satisfied are happier and nicer women. Think about it. When you cum, don’t you feel grand? Why would it be any different for a woman? Get your head out of your ass. Do not let your ego and pride land you in divorce court. Call a phone sex therapist and get your wife the dick she deserves.

Cuckold Phone Sex: Two Kinds of Men: Lovers and Losers

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is a way of life for me. In my world there are two types of guys. The ones you fuck and the ones you do not fuck ever. Lovers and cuckolds. I have both in my life. I’m the whole package: beauty and brains. I have the body to get the cock I want and the brains to know better than to settle for cock I do not deserve. Size matters. I have this fellow professor who wants to fuck me. He is good looking and smart. Qualities I like in a guy. But, he has a 3- inch dick. That isn’t even something worthy of being called a dick. It’s a clit stick. He has been persistent. He has been a bit cocky no pun intended. He insists he will be the best fuck I have ever had. Such bravado needed a lesson in humility. I invited him over for dinner. I let him think it was a date.

I poured us some drinks, suggested we move things into my bedroom. I asked him if he had ever experimented with bondage? I tied him to my bed. In walked the neighbor guy naked. He has 9 hard inches. I pointed out the difference between a man and a sissy; between a cock and a clit; between a lover and cuckold. I got the real man on the bed with me, next to my unwilling cucky. I swallowed the neighbor’s shaft, struggling to get every inch of him in my mouth. If you are sucking a real man’s cock, you almost never can get it all in your mouth. It is one of the measures of true manhood. Another measure is when he fucks you, you feel it. His cock is so big that it stretches your pussy and ass out. If your woman has to ask if you are in yet then you should realize you are not lover material. I fucked my lover in front of my reluctant cuckold. Let him fuck my ass too. He did all the things to me my cuckold thought he was going to do to me.  

He didn’t enjoy the show. He struggled to accept the reality of the situation. When my holes were filled with cum, I squatted over the loser’s face and made him my clean up bitch. All he is good for is fluffing cock and cleaning up messy cunts. It was a great night for me. I doled out some small dick humiliation; got fucked by a well hung boy; and fed that loser my cream pie. My cuckold did not enjoy his evening, but guess what? I don’t give a fuck. Do not try to fuck me if you do not measure up. There are only two kinds of men in this world. Lovers and cuckolds. Which kind are you?

Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs need great cocks. I will not waste my best oral skills on a small cock. Hell, I will not waste my lips on a small cock. I was on a date last night. The guy appeared to have a nice cock in pictures. I met him online. He is a fellow professor just at a different university. It was nice to have an intellectual date. I am a smart and sophisticated woman. Brains are always a plus with a lover. Honestly, the best lovers have brain, bran and cock. Turns out my smart date catfished me. It was not his cock picture. I did a reverse image search online and found no stolen pictures off the Internet. Once I saw him naked with his little dick, I knew it was not his body because he had no tattoos. Then his son came home. I saw the tribal tats on his legs, and I knew whose dick was in that picture. This guy either snapped a picture of his own son’s cock to get laid or stole an image off his phone. I called him out. I told junior since I thought I was going to be blowing the cock in the pictures, he was the lucky guy tonight. I am a bold woman. I know what I want and who I want. I was not being catfished. I gave my date a dose of what it is like to do a cuckold phone sex call with me. I made him sit in the corner while I sucked the real man in the house. My date’s face was so red as I sucked his son’s worthy cock. Junior got into shaming his father too. I mean it is pathetic to steal a picture of your son’s dick and try to pass it off as your cock. I still got to fuck and suck a nice cock. It was just that my date did not get the pussy he wanted. He never will with his tiny nub either.

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.

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Sexy Babe Farah and the Delivery Boy

sexy babeI was bored at my part-time gig yesterday. My lawyer friend was tied up all day in virtual court. This sexy babe was not motivated to work. I thought I would give myself a manicure and pedicure at my desk. We had no clients coming to the office. All I had to do was answer phones and accept deliveries. I pulled out the toenail clippers and trimmed up my toes and my fingers. Then I filed them down and painted them. I love keeping my nails long so I can run them down a man’s back. Guys love long nails on a woman! And, I love having manicured feet for foot jobs. I had finished doing my toes when there was a knock on the door. I hobbled to the door because my toes were still drying. Amazon delivery. While signing for the packages, I noticed the huge bulge in the delivery guy’s shorts. He saw me ogling his crotch. He asked me if I wanted to unleash his beast. His cock was huge. I did not give a fuck that I was twice his age. And he sure did not mind either. He apologized for rushing me, but he said he was on the clock, so we did not have much time.  I can get naked in 30 seconds or less. I bent over the desk and he entered me from behind. He played with my sexy breasts as he fucked me. He last 5 minutes in my mature pussy. Damn he was quick. He could see the disappointment on my face. He apologized for the quickie and insisted on my number so he could do me right later. I said what the fuck. He was quick but he was hung. That deserved a second chance. Glad I took that chance. He fucked me for hours last night. He ate my pussy and made me cum like a dozen times. I scratched the hell out of his back too like a wild cat in heat. It really was just the time constraint. Helping my friend out for a couple months is helping my pussy out.

 

This Hot Sexy Woman Has a Part Time Gig

hot sexy womanThis hot sexy woman has a part-time job. School is on hold and although I am drawing my salary still, I need something to do with my free time. My best friend is an attorney. She is working still but her paralegal is out sick taking care of her mother who has COVID. She pays me well to sit in an office chair, look pretty and fill out the paperwork before she sees the client. She is not seeing many clients and no man has come into the office I would fuck. Most of the men are losers whose wives are leaving them for other men. This morning, I was helping her for a couple hours and I was glad I got my ass up early too. Right before I was going to leave, the Amazon delivery guy had some packages I needed to sign for. He was half my age, but I wanted his package. I could see the outline in his khaki shorts, and I was impressed. He had a face mask on, but I saw his baby blues and could tell he was smiling at me. I grabbed his cock through his shorts and felt the hard cock he was hiding. He did not flinch when I fumbled to unzip his pants. I started stroking his cock and he flipped me over the desk, hiked up my skirt and peeled down my panties. My hot shaved wet pussy pulsated for him. Before he fucked me with his young cock, however, he worshiped my pussy for a long time. His tongue spelled out the alphabet on my clit, making my pussy drip. It has been too long since someone devoured my pussy. I was glad my hot wet snatch was good enough reason to remove his mask. He buried his face, tongue and fingers in my twat. When he came up for air, his face looked like a glazed donut. My juices were everywhere. I started to wipe his face clean, but he stopped me. “I wanna smell your scent all day,” he said. His cock was still rock hard, so I guided it into my drenched pussy. I fucked him on the office desk while my friend was seeing a guy about his divorce. I think this part-time gig is going to be just what I need.

A Phone Sex Therapist Who Listens to You

phone sex therapistWhen you have a job like this on a site like this, you become a phone sex therapist. Guys call me to share the things they cannot share with others. They fear misunderstanding. They fear humiliation. Mostly, they fear rejection.  I talked with a man last night who likes to wear women’s panties and pantyhose. He has a white-collar, high powered corporate job. He would be shamed and likely fired if his macho work buddies learned he wore panties and hose under his $1,000 power suit. He wanted to know if he was a sissy for wearing panties.  I asked about his cock size. Not all men who wear women’s panties have small dicks, but many do. He admitted his dick was about 3-inches hard. He also admitted to being married and fantasizing about his wife cuckolding him. Now, I knew what I was dealing with. He was in my area of phone sex therapy. I gave him some tough love. He is a sissy cuckold waiting to be owned. He just needed a little push and some advice on how to get his wife to cuckold him. You can be one person at work and someone very different at home. He may already be a cuckold. His wife has zero interest in sex with him. She wears make-up to the gym and hangs out with her girlfriends more than him. Those are all signs of a cheating wife.  We talked for a couple hours. It was the first time he has spilled the beans about his life to anyone. I was glad I was able to help. Many men are not just a sissy or a cuckold or a femboy. Sissies, cuckolds and femboys overlap. A good therapist and a sexy babe can help you discover which is your dominant persona. A sexy therapist like me can help you live your true life.

 

Sexy Women Masturbating for You

sexy women masturbatingSexy women masturbating is happening more and more. Normally, I am playing with myself less because I am taking big cock. These are different times right now sadly. Sex toys will never replace a cock, but they are good for orgasms in the age of a pandemic. I wonder if women played with their pussies during the Spanish flu epidemic. The longer this goes on, the hornier I get. College is supposed to be back in session now. It is, but it is all online. Virtual classrooms do not get me cock in my pussy. I ran through so many batteries; I decide to order some dildos. There is nothing worse than being so close to the edge and your battery operated boyfriend dies. Never a problem with a rubber boyfriend, LOL. Last night I was bouncing on my new friend. I had the suction part affixed to my desk. I was bouncing on it in front of my window cumming so hard. I got busted by a neighbor. I did not care. I will never care if folks see me playing with my pussy. I fancy myself a naughty porn star anyway. The guy signaled to come inside. Why not, I thought. I mean I love an audience. If he had a small dick, he could still watch me. If he had a big dick, he could fuck me. Sure, getting fucked is more fun, but in times like this, I will settle for some real voyeur sex. He had a disappointing cock. About 5-inches was my guess. It was hard, but I promised myself I would not settle even during a pandemic. I let him jack his average cock. He told me how hot I was. That made me more wet as I bounced on my new boyfriend. He came in his hand and I came on my new toy. Maybe the next man to catch my show will have a worthy cock.

How I Became a Cuckold Phone Sex Expert

cuckold phone sexSometimes, I miss being married. I was a slut wife to both husbands. They were the reasons I got into cuckold phone sex. One husband had a small dick and the other had a dick that rarely worked. I wanted to be a good faithful wife to them both, but I hit my sexual prime and they both rejected alternative lifestyles. Pride and ego came before my sexual satisfaction. Both husbands thought that the size of their wallets made them the boss of me. At the time, I was just starting out as a professor. I was not tenured yet. A beginning professor’s salary is not much. But my sexual appetite was large, and my needs were not being met. I cheated on husband number one with a guy I met at the gym. Once I had a big cock in me, cheating became easy. My gym lover had a huge cock. The kind of dick porn stars wish they had.  He was four times the man my husband was with his 13-inch cock. With husband number two, I thought I had married up. He had a big dick and it worked great until we said our I do’s. Once we were married, it never got hard and he was never in the mood. By that time, I was teaching and being a naughty teacher brought me lots of young cock. I tried to have my cake and eat it too. I liked being married. The status, the comfort, the extra income…but neither husband would make my sexual needs a priority and neither wanted to be cuckolded. Each gave me ultimatums and it backfired on them both. Mature sexy women do not need to put their sexual needs on the back burner because there are plenty of younger men with working cocks to take care of them. I might marry again, but if I do, my husband is going to know what he can expect if he ever stops fucking me the way I deserve.