Some men need cock control. Well, maybe more like clit control! I am a sexy babe. Men who think size does not matter do not have cocks that matter. I had this plumber in my house Friday to fix the kitchen sink. He was my age, maybe older, but I had to give him a little wake up call. First, I do not date blue-collar workers. I may slum with them in the bedroom if they have big cocks, but I never date them. He was trying to get me to go out with him. He started bragging about his big dick, so I asked to see it. I told him you need to be bigger than a beer bottle to fuck me. He assured me I would not be disappointed. So many men live in the land of denial. I went to the kitchen, got a beer bottle and did the comparison. The beer bottle obscured his tiny worthless dick. He tried to argue with me that size is overrated. So, I showed him a pic of the guy next door I fuck. He has a 10-inch cock. His cock is bigger than a beer bottle. Men need to stop thinking it’s the motion of the ocean, or how you use what you got that matters. It is all hogwash that only tiny dick losers believe. It was clear the plumber had never had small dick humiliation before. I am laughing at his subpar willy and he still thinks he can fuck me. I am smoking hot, but men need to wake up. This is not the 1950s. Cocks are not created equal, and some are downright superior to others. My lovers are between beer can thick and beer bottle long, but they are never shot glass size, LOL. He eventually realized I was not backing down. I do not care if you are a great guy. If you have a clit stick, I control your cock. If you have a beer bottle for a dick, you get to fuck me. There is no negotiation.
There is no shame in admitting you need some phone sex therapy. I love therapy calls. I no longer have office hours on campus, so talking with men like you helps me too. My specialty is sexual dysfunction. Now, there is so much that encompasses. I get calls from guys who cannot cum. I get calls from guys with small dicks. I get calls from guys with a slew of fetishes too. I talk to cuckolds, cuckold wannabes, cock suckers, panty wearers, sissies, adult babies, feet boys and mommy lovers. There is no kink or fetish I cannot handle. I have the most experience with cuckolds, however. I have two ex-husbands I cuckolded and a slew of other small dicked losers who have come in and out of my life. Cuckold phone sex is huge. It appears to be growing in popularity weekly too. Mostly, I talk to guys who want their wives to cuckold them and I must give advice on how to get their wives to cheat. Occasionally, I talk to a guy who has not yet realized his wife is cuckolding him. I must admit, those kinds of calls give me a perverse pleasure. I think it is because I cheated on my husbands. I had to cheat. They did not want me to cheat but they could not satisfy me. Plus, neither husband was willing to spend the time necessary to make me cum. Listen shrimp dicks. If you cannot make your woman feel good with penetration, you need to compensate someplace else. If you fail to do that, your woman has every right to find some one who will. It will most likely be someone much younger than you too. Sex therapy porn can help you learn the signs of a cheating wife and the reasons she cheats. I can help you save your marriage. I can also help you to embrace your kinks and fetishes. This sexy doctor is in.
It is hard to be a naughty teacher when school is benched. We still have no clue if classes will resume next month as normal or if it will be virtual learning. I am a horny woman. I am in my sexual peak. I need younger men. My classroom is my hunting ground. Virtual classrooms mean no real office hours and that means no real cock for me. I have been struggling to find college boys to fuck. Pools are closed and that was my summer way to meet young men. Gyms are not full, so I struggle to pick up studs there too. Out of desperation, I tried Cougar Life because one of my girlfriends is on it and loves it. First two “cubs” I met were pros. I do not pay a man for sex. I do not need to pay. Sexy chicks like me should never have to pay for sex. The third date was the charm. I met Josh. He is a 23-year-old insurance adjuster. He makes decent money, so he does not need mine. Handsome, educated and he loves older women. At dinner, he explained he lost his virginity as a teen to his best friend’s hot mom. I was getting wet as he shared the reason why he prefers older women. We had a great date too. Been awhile since any guy took me out. Normally, I met men who just want to fuck. Not that I have a problem with that because I love to fuck, and I do not need wined and dined. I do need fucked often, however. I got both last night. I had a wonderful date and I had an even better fuck. Josh had mad pussy eating skills. He licked my ass too. He spent an hour making me cum before fucking me. I can always tell when a younger lover fucked an older woman in his formative years because he needs no guidance to make me cum. I am going to stick with Cougar Life for a while.
Sexy chicks like me and my hot neighbor would rather play with each other than a man with a small dick. We were shopping yesterday, and this guy hit on us. He thought we were sisters and that has always been his thing. How he could think we were related was beyond us. She is Latina and I am about as white as white gets. I think it was just his fantasy, which we were willing to entertain. I mean two sexy babes stuck at home for months need cock. He looked fun. He was handsome. Her and I like to play together anyway. I gave him my address. The problem was when he arrived, we discovered he had a small cock. Honestly, I am not a mean person. I do not like to shame or humiliate men for no good reason. This was good reason, however. We knew he did not come over for small dick humiliation. He came over to fuck two hot chicks. The problem was his cock could not have been more than three-inches hard. Alex and I are mothers. We are mature women with high mileage pussies. A cock that small would not even stay inside our pussies. He did not take the news well. He got all self-entitled claiming since he drove over, he was entitled to pussy. He started taking about being a lawyer. I took the gloves off and laid into him. I even threatened to call the cops because it was in my right to say no at any point. He thought he could out argue me. He may be a lawyer, but I have a doctorate degree. I am no dummy either. Plus, I am a cock size queen and I never lower my standards. Alex slapped him across the face and tied him to a chair. My sexy friend is such a bad ass. Her and I played together, making him watch. He had a little boner and blue balls. When we untied him, we told him he had three minutes to leave before we called the cops. He ran fast with his little dick between his legs. Loser. No small dicked loser fucks with me. I do not succumb to pressure, extortion or anything else. This sexy babe is a bitch in charge.
Do you enjoy watching or listening to sexy women masturbating? I had a hot call last night. It was a vanilla, GFE type call. I enjoy those kinds of calls. They are a nice break from my small dick losers, cuckolds and sissies who often call me. This gentleman was older than me too. I am in my 50s, so it is rare that I find a caller older than me who wants to talk to me. Many older men prefer to talk to young girls. My typical caller is younger than me. This guy told me he does not get to make these sorts of calls often, but when he does, he wants to get the woman off. His sole reason for calling is to make a hot sexy woman like myself cum hard. How could I not be into a call like that? He was a lovely man who enjoys pleasuring women. We watched some porn together too. Old school porn from the 70s and 80s will always be my favorite kind to watch. Why? The women looked real and there were story lines. Plastic bimbos dominate modern porn and most porn is just a series of scenes. Hard core fucking where the men treat the girls like bitches does not do much for me. I am a sophisticated woman. I like romance. I like to be an equal partner in the pleasure. You know, a give and take sort of fuck. I am not a bitch. I never was either. I like big cocks, but I also like men who can put my needs first. My caller was that kind of old-fashioned lover that are far and few between these days. I had a long call and many orgasms with him. We watched porn, discussed experiences and fantasies, and masturbated. It was just what I needed to escape the craziness of the world right now. Want to masturbate with me?
I give great blowjobs, but I need a great cock. To get the best head from me, you need a cock that makes me gag and struggle. If giving you head is easy, then you do not have a cock I want. I finally met a man during this pandemic who had a cock that made me gag. I am a big dick sucker and a cock size queen. It is hard to make me gag. I am a dominant woman. That does not mean however that I do not get skull fucked. You have a big dick, bring it on. I am not a bitch, but I like it rough with a worthy cock. Tad has an 11-inch cock. He is 24-year-old grad student at my university. A few years ago, when he was an undergrad, he took my Intro to Psychology class and became my pet for the semester. That was because of his big cock. The boy is smart too. We ran into each other by chance at Barnes and Nobles. My pussy got wet seeing him again. He was always one of my favorite pets. I know he has not had such a hot and naughty teacher since me either. I suggested he came back to my house. He followed me home. In the few years since I saw him last, he changed. Not in looks. Not in cock size, but in confidence. I like to think I helped him develop some swagger. When he was in my class, he was a nerd. A smart boy with no game. He did not even know he had a big cock. I had to guide every move. Now, he had me on my knees, skull fucking my face and begging for his cock in my cunt. Tad fucked me better in 30 minutes than all the guys I have fucked during this pandemic combined. I am so glad he live local.
This naughty teacher may not be teaching right now, but I can still get coeds. I have a phone full of the numbers of cute coeds hot for teacher. Many of them expert cunt lickers because I taught them. I was feeling a little lesbian yesterday, so I went through my phone to decide which coeds were nearby for the summer. I texted Olivia. She was happy to hear from her sexy professor. We had brunch, took a yoga class in the park and came back to my place to fuck. Normally, we just ate each other out on my school office desk. Now, she was in my place and we had beds and sex toys. We took a Jacuzzi bath together to relax. She felt amazing in my arms. I massaged her clit in the tub, and she came so hard. We continued the fun in my bed. What an amazing body she has too. I licked every inch of her. I know all her erogenous zones. This hot teacher made her favorite student cum a dozen times. I mean with my fingers hooked inside her pink pussy, and my tongue on her clit, I had her begging for mercy. I still smell like her pussy. We spent all of Saturday together. I love cock. It is no secret I am a cock size queen, but sometimes a woman just needs some young pussy and lesbian phone. I am just lucky that I have access to all that coed cunt.
Some men need sissy humiliation. I got cat fished on Tinder. I thought that only happened to men, lol. The guy I swiped right for was a 22-year-old beef cake boy with a 9-inch cut cock. What showed up was a 42-year-old loser. He thought I would not catch that bait and switch? Even blind, I would know he was not what I wanted. He made the mistake of assuming because of this virus, that I was somehow desperate. Never. I am a sexy woman. I have standards than have not changed just because of this virus. I lured him upstairs. He thought we were going to fuck, but I had other plans. He needed some tough love and some phone sex therapy. I put him in my closet. He needed to be in girly clothes. He was no man. I was taller than him. He was like 5’3 tops because I am 5’5. He told me big things come in small packages and I called bullshit on him. He whipped out a clit. He had a three-inch nub. My pinky finger could give me more pleasure than his pickle. I laughed so hard; I almost peed my panties. I told him to put on a pair of pink panties. Small dick humiliation was not his thing, but I did not care because he duped me. He was in MY house under false pretenses and I was mad. I was disappointed and pissed off, and he felt my wrath. I made him prance around in panties. I even put him in heels and gave him a make-up lesson. Fucking pussy. He was better looking feminized. He was not a man. Once I got him liquored up, he lost the bravado he had. I think he just gave up trying to fuck me because I stood my ground. Maybe he was just indulging me or perhaps he just needed some forced fem fun. Either way, he has a whole new image now.
Sexy women masturbating is hot for men to watch. Truth? It is for women too. We like watching other women get off. It gives us ideas and watching a woman orgasm is hot any way you look at it. I have been incorporating guided masturbation techniques into my sex therapy sessions. I find the number one reason why women do not cum during sex is that they do not know to make themselves cum. If a woman does not know how to pleasure herself, how can she tell you how to do it for her? I do a lot of couple’s phone sex therapy sessions. I love helping a woman discover her G spot or just her ability to get pleasure from sex. When Sally and Kevin came to visit yesterday, it was a struggle to get her naked. She suffers from body image issues like many women. I stripped her naked and pleasured her. Once she felt my tongue on her clit, she started moaning. I slipped a finger inside her and worked both in unison. I could feel her pussy getting wetter with each touch. I could feel her muscles start to contract. I know my way around the female anatomy. I knew how to make her orgasm. She squirted all over my face. I guided her husband between her legs to taste his wife’s arousal. I showed him what she liked, then I sat back and watched as a man married to a woman for 16 years gave his wife her first orgasm. It was amazing to witness. Some women are what we clinically call frigid. It does not mean they cannot orgasm. It just means they might need a phone sex therapist to help them get comfortable enough with their body to receive pleasure. Trust me. Once a woman experiences her first cum, she will spend the rest of her life wanting more. I am sure you can understand.
I am not just a phone sex therapist. I am the neighborhood sex therapist too. Once people discover that I have a Ph.D. in psychology and I teach human sexuality classes, they all want advice, especially now when every is stuck at home. This young couple I met at the beach last week came by last night for dinner and some sex advice. The husband looked like he was hiding a huge cock in his swim trunks, so I was happy to have them over. I was angling for a threesome. The girl, Mindy, is having difficulty accommodating her husband’s cock. This is a common problem with couples. Some girls have a tilted uterus or just a small vaginal opening which makes it challenging to take a big cock. There are things that can be done to help, however. Foreplay and position are key. If your woman is struggling to handle your cock, you better damn sure be making her pussy is wet. A wet pussy makes everything better and easier. Men neglect foreplay when they are super horny. They want to jam their cock into a woman’s hole without making sure she is ready to fuck. If a pussy struggles to take a cock, it is usually because the man has not given her adequate foreplay. I showed him how to pleasure his wife’s pussy. I fingered her tight pink cunt while my wet tongue flicked her clit. Her cunt juices cascaded over my face like a babbling creek. When I had her husband take over between her legs, I told him what to do. He had no clue his wife could get that wet. What a shame. The wetter a girl is, the easier it is for her to take cock. My next lesson was positioning. I guided her hubby’s cock into her shaved pussy reverse cowgirl style. I had her lean into him, so he could massage her clit as she rode his dick. I showed them how to pace themselves, so they could cum together. It was part phone sex therapy part threesome. I was simply happy to help two lovers thrive.
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