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Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks

great blowjobsI give great blowjobs, but I need a great cock. To get the best head from me, you need a cock that makes me gag and struggle. If giving you head is easy, then you do not have a cock I want. I finally met a man during this pandemic who had a cock that made me gag. I am a big dick sucker and a cock size queen. It is hard to make me gag. I am a dominant woman. That does not mean however that I do not get skull fucked. You have a big dick, bring it on. I am not a bitch, but I like it rough with a worthy cock. Tad has an 11-inch cock. He is 24-year-old grad student at my university. A few years ago, when he was an undergrad, he took my Intro to Psychology class and became my pet for the semester. That was because of his big cock. The boy is smart too. We ran into each other by chance at Barnes and Nobles. My pussy got wet seeing him again. He was always one of my favorite pets. I know he has not had such a hot and naughty teacher since me either. I suggested he came back to my house. He followed me home. In the few years since I saw him last, he changed. Not in looks. Not in cock size, but in confidence. I like to think I helped him develop some swagger. When he was in my class, he was a nerd. A smart boy with no game. He did not even know he had a big cock. I had to guide every move. Now, he had me on my knees, skull fucking my face and begging for his cock in my cunt. Tad fucked me better in 30 minutes than all the guys I have fucked during this pandemic combined. I am so glad he live local.

Naughty Teacher Farah

naughty teacherThis naughty teacher may not be teaching right now, but I can still get coeds. I have a phone full of the numbers of cute coeds hot for teacher. Many of them expert cunt lickers because I taught them. I was feeling a little lesbian yesterday, so I went through my phone to decide which coeds were nearby for the summer. I texted Olivia. She was happy to hear from her sexy professor. We had brunch, took a yoga class in the park and came back to my place to fuck. Normally, we just ate each other out on my school office desk. Now, she was in my place and we had beds and sex toys. We took a Jacuzzi bath together to relax. She felt amazing in my arms. I massaged her clit in the tub, and she came so hard. We continued the fun in my bed. What an amazing body she has too. I licked every inch of her. I know all her erogenous zones. This hot teacher made her favorite student cum a dozen times. I mean with my fingers hooked inside her pink pussy, and my tongue on her clit, I had her begging for mercy. I still smell like her pussy. We spent all of Saturday together. I love cock. It is no secret I am a cock size queen, but sometimes a woman just needs some young pussy and lesbian phone. I am just lucky that I have access to all that coed cunt.

Sissy Humiliation: You Cannot Catfish a Size Queen

sissy humiliationSome men need sissy humiliation. I got cat fished on Tinder. I thought that only happened to men, lol. The guy I swiped right for was a 22-year-old beef cake boy with a 9-inch cut cock. What showed up was a 42-year-old loser. He thought I would not catch that bait and switch? Even blind, I would know he was not what I wanted. He made the mistake of assuming because of this virus, that I was somehow desperate. Never. I am a sexy woman. I have standards than have not changed just because of this virus. I lured him upstairs. He thought we were going to fuck, but I had other plans. He needed some tough love and some phone sex therapy. I put him in my closet. He needed to be in girly clothes. He was no man. I was taller than him. He was like 5’3 tops because I am 5’5. He told me big things come in small packages and I called bullshit on him. He whipped out a clit. He had a three-inch nub. My pinky finger could give me more pleasure than his pickle. I laughed so hard; I almost peed my panties. I told him to put on a pair of pink panties. Small dick humiliation was not his thing, but I did not care because he duped me. He was in MY house under false pretenses and I was mad. I was disappointed and pissed off, and he felt my wrath. I made him prance around in panties. I even put him in heels and gave him a make-up lesson. Fucking pussy. He was better looking feminized. He was not a man. Once I got him liquored up, he lost the bravado he had. I think he just gave up trying to fuck me because I stood my ground. Maybe he was just indulging me or perhaps he just needed some forced fem fun. Either way, he has a whole new image now.

Watching Sexy Women Masturbating

sexy women masturbatingSexy women masturbating is hot for men to watch. Truth? It is for women too. We like watching other women get off. It gives us ideas and watching a woman orgasm is hot any way you look at it. I have been incorporating guided masturbation techniques into my sex therapy sessions. I find the number one reason why women do not cum during sex is that they do not know to make themselves cum. If a woman does not know how to pleasure herself, how can she tell you how to do it for her? I do a lot of couple’s phone sex therapy sessions. I love helping a woman discover her G spot or just her ability to get pleasure from sex.  When Sally and Kevin came to visit yesterday, it was a struggle to get her naked. She suffers from body image issues like many women. I stripped her naked and pleasured her. Once she felt my tongue on her clit, she started moaning. I slipped a finger inside her and worked both in unison. I could feel her pussy getting wetter with each touch. I could feel her muscles start to contract. I know my way around the female anatomy. I knew how to make her orgasm. She squirted all over my face. I guided her husband between her legs to taste his wife’s arousal. I showed him what she liked, then I sat back and watched as a man married to a woman for 16 years gave his wife her first orgasm. It was amazing to witness. Some women are what we clinically call frigid. It does not mean they cannot orgasm. It just means they might need a phone sex therapist to help them get comfortable enough with their body to receive pleasure. Trust me. Once a woman experiences her first cum, she will spend the rest of her life wanting more. I am sure you can understand.

Phone Sex Therapist

phone sex therapistI am not just a phone sex therapist. I am the neighborhood sex therapist too. Once people discover that I have a Ph.D. in psychology and I teach human sexuality classes, they all want advice, especially now when every is stuck at home. This young couple I met at the beach last week came by last night for dinner and some sex advice. The husband looked like he was hiding a huge cock in his swim trunks, so I was happy to have them over. I was angling for a threesome. The girl, Mindy, is having difficulty accommodating her husband’s cock. This is a common problem with couples. Some girls have a tilted uterus or just a small vaginal opening which makes it challenging to take a big cock. There are things that can be done to help, however. Foreplay and position are key. If your woman is struggling to handle your cock, you better damn sure be making her pussy is wet. A wet pussy makes everything better and easier. Men neglect foreplay when they are super horny. They want to jam their cock into a woman’s hole without making sure she is ready to fuck. If a pussy struggles to take a cock, it is usually because the man has not given her adequate foreplay. I showed him how to pleasure his wife’s pussy. I fingered her tight pink cunt while my wet tongue flicked her clit. Her cunt juices cascaded over my face like a babbling creek. When I had her husband take over between her legs, I told him what to do. He had no clue his wife could get that wet. What a shame. The wetter a girl is, the easier it is for her to take cock. My next lesson was positioning. I guided her hubby’s cock into her shaved pussy reverse cowgirl style. I had her lean into him, so he could massage her clit as she rode his dick. I showed them how to pace themselves, so they could cum together. It was part phone sex therapy part threesome. I was simply happy to help two lovers thrive.

Sexy Chicks, Bubbles and Strippers

sexy chicksSexy chicks need hot men. I am a sexy cougar. I do not settle for unattractive men or men with small cocks. My girlfriend and did something different last night. We went to a strip club. They have opened back up in town with social distancing guidelines in place. Naked girls pole dancing in masks. It was interesting to watch. The club was happy to have two sexy milfs in the club. The club like many businesses is struggling to get back on its feet. My friend and I have money and we wanted some fun too. We have been stuck inside too long. It was time to sow our wild oats. The club was dead. Not at all what I was expecting since it just opened back up for business. The strippers were vying for our attention because we had money to spend. We went into the VIP room with a couple of sexy coeds. They had a surprise for us. A bubble machine. I have seen them in soft core porn movies. Girl on girl action with bubbles. I think it is a fetish for some men. This was just 4 women and bubbles. My friend and I got naked and started to enjoy the fun. Coed strippers fingered banged us until we were squirting on their faces. Bubbles were blowing everywhere and we were lost in the sensation of some horny strippers making us cum. When we came to the club, we were hoping to meet some horny men worked up from the hot show. We were the ones worked up from the hot show, however. My friend and I were not settling. Women are good pussy eaters and when you are my age, you do not pass up a sexy lesbian phone sex experience. We helped some girls pay their rent and we came a few dozen times. Great night all around.

Phone Sex Therapy is for Women Too

phone sex therapyEven women need phone sex therapy, especially now. A girlfriend of mine came over yesterday for wine and whine. That is when women drink wine and whine about the men in their lives. Now my BFF has a sexy husband. I have had my eye on him for some time, but hos before bros. I am not going to let a cock ruin a great friendship. Hot men are easier to find than good girlfriends. After a few glasses of wine, she let loose about her seemingly perfect husband. His problem was not that he did not have a big dick. It was that he had a limp dick. That hunk has had a wet noodle in his pants for 3 years. I guess I dodged that bullet. No wonder she was sad and sexually frustrated. I assured her she could tell me anything. She has not cheated on her limp dick husband and I was in awe. I married two short dicked losers and I was cheating on them both before the honeymoon even started. I get that she loves her husband, but I told her she must love herself first. By this time, we were into the second bottle of wine. I started playing with her pussy and she did not stop me. I mean if she was not going to fuck a hard cock, maybe she would play with a sexy babe who just happens to be her best friend too. We never played together before, but if I had known she was sexually frustrated, I would have licked her cunt long ago. You could tell it had been awhile since anyone had touched her pussy. Poor thing shot a huge load of lady jizzz in my face. I had no idea she was a squirter. I cannot fix her limp dick husband, but I can at least make her cum. What are friends for, right?

Sexy Chicks and Younger Guys

sexy chicksSexy chicks like me need cock. Big cock. Quarantine is making it harder to find big cocks that make house calls.  Before this virus, I would get on Tinder and swipe right at the first big cock I saw. An hour later, I was getting fucked. Guys on Tinder now just want to have phone sex. I do that for a living. I want the real thing. I have gone through so many batteries in the past two months I am pretty sure that young climate change girl is cringing. My usual haunts like the café inside Starbucks and the gym are still closed. But when you look like me, you find ways of getting laid. I put on some yoga pants to show off my ass. I wore a fitted t-shirt to accentuate my sexy breasts. I put on my face mask even though I hate it, and I went to the beach for a walk. The beaches are open for exercise, but we cannot be in groups or lay out yet.

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 I thought I could find a young stud eager to bang a sexy milf. It was my lucky day. As I walked up and down the beach, guys were yelling and whistling at me. Suddenly, everyone is in heat. I had several hunks to choose from, but I went with this guy who lives on the beach. He is a young computer developer. Amassed a fortune designing video games and he is not even 30. He saw me from his porch and came down to check me out. I think he had an ass fetish the way he was looking at my lady humps. I went back to his place. Gorgeous modern home full of cool technology I could never afford. The only gadget I cared about though was the one between his legs. And it worked great. No batteries needed either. I sucked his cock while he fingered my pussy. He fucked me up against a wall. He was strong too. Muscular, hung, handsome, smart and rich? I joked about him needing a MILF sugar baby and he gave me his number. He wants to take me out on a proper date when restaurants open again. I can see myself having a boy toy sugar daddy.

Phone Sex Therapy is in High Demand

phone sex therapyMore men need phone sex therapy now than ever. Several things contribute to this increase in therapy calls. Men are home more. That means more time to think about things and watch porn. Porn often leads to questions. Marriages are being tested too with both people home more. Wives who were getting some side action, cannot fake happiness as much now and husbands ae putting the puzzle pieces together. Guys have little privacy which makes it harder to explore their kinks like wearing panties. Most men can find time for a therapy call. They sneak off in their cars. They turn the shower on and call me while their wives think they are showering. Some just wait until their wives are in bed to call me. I am a phone sex therapist stuck at home too, so I have all the time in the world to help you with your issues. My cuckolds have needed the most attention lately. I think it is because wives cannot bring lovers over or go out to get some real dick. Most cuckolds I know are really cock sucking faggots. Cuckolding is just a cover for the wife. Men want to get some dick for themselves. I am not saying women do not cheat for their own needs. They do all the time. Women, however, are more comfortable cheating behind their husband’s back than right in front of them. When men call me for cuckold phone sex therapy, I am 90% of the time advising them on how to get their wives to cheat in front of them. Sure, men do enjoy watching their wives get a real man’s cock, but they also have penis envy. And they want some cock for themselves too. I love helping men realize that they are more cock sucking faggots than cuckolds. How can I help you?

Best Phone Sex is with a MILF

best phone sexThe best phone sex is with a mature woman. A woman is like fine wine, better with age. I was taking a walk yesterday morning. The gym is still closed, but I need exercise. I was hoping that I might find a younger man to bring home. There were not many people out despite the nice day. I ran into a coed I knew. She took my Introduction to Psychology course last year. Apparently, she is a local girl. She looked great in her little yoga shorts and sports bra. I do love cock, but I do not mind pussy either. I have had a few female teacher’s pets over the years. With stay at home orders still in place, cock is harder to come by. I have fucked all the neighbors worth fucking several times over. Maybe this was a gift horse staring me in the face? I asked her if she wanted to come over. I had no idea she lived in the neighborhood. I have a hot tub in the back yard. I could whip us up some lunch. I know. Only a naughty teacher would seduce a young coed, but I was horny. And there she was in front of me. The only other person in sight. She was happy to come over. She did not have a swimsuit, but that just meant we got naked in the hot tub. I have a privacy fence. We drank some wine and after one glass each we were finger banging in the hot tub. That young coed had a yummy bald pussy. I had her sit on the edge of the hot tub and I licked her into a frenzy. We continued the naughty Sapphic fun in my bedroom. I had no idea what a great lover she would be. Now I know. I do not just have to hunt for cock.