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Voyeur Phone Sex on the Freeway

voyeur phone sexLooking for voyeur phone sex? I got stuck in horrible traffic today. I was not expecting traffic because there is stay at home orders still in effect for my state. I was just going to the store. I hate being in a standstill. I tried calling some friends to help me pass the time, but no one answered. I decided since I was not moving anytime soon, I would surf my phone for some porn. Porn Hub has been my best friend on quarantine. Can you relate? I found a hot video of a man worshiping a woman’s pussy. I love seeing a man eat a woman’s pussy. I forgot I was not at home until I heard a guy yell take it off.

I started finger fucking my cunt watching porn in my car. There were 2 cars on either side of me watching me masturbate. The guys in those cars were stroking their dicks. I was their porn. I took my clothes off, spread my pussy wide and started rubbing my clit with one hand, fingering my pussy with the other. Sexy women masturbating is something all men like to see, right? My pussy drenched my car seat. I took my fingers out of my shaved cunt and licked my pussy juice right off my fingers, then I plunged them back into my twat. I was giving my fellow stranded drivers a hot show on the freeway. It was social distancing. We were all in our cars nice and safe. Next, I started fingering my ass and cunt at the same time. The juice from my pussy was running down my ass crack, making it easy to get a finger up my tight asshole. I entertained the men in the cars next to me by masturbating for an hour. I think I came about a dozen times. When traffic started rolling again, I was a little sad. I enjoy masturbating for others to see. Plus, it was the most social interaction I have had in weeks.

Phone Sex Therapy on Quarantine

phone sex therapistPhone sex therapy has been a popular lately. I think guys have so much time on their hands that they want to discuss their fetishes and fantasies. I am happy that this side gig of mine is busy because I cannot return to campus until Fall. I miss my hunky students. I am tenured, so I am still getting paid. I just miss human interaction. Right now, I need my callers as much as they need me. I enjoy masturbating on my calls. I get a variety of callers. Some fantasize about mature sexy women. Some just want a sexy gfe to talk too. Some need to discuss their small dicks and their cheating wives. I just enjoy being a phone therapist regardless of what my callers want to talk about. This morning, I got off on a small dick humiliation call. Truth be told, I love shaming little dicks. I am not getting off thinking of the little dick. I have no use for shrimp dicks. I get off on humiliation. I like putting small dick losers in their place, especially the ones that beg to fuck me. Sorry, shrimp dicks. I am not desperate yet. I will never be that desperate. That is why I have garden vegetables and sex toys. If I cannot get quality cock, I will masturbate. I will masturbate every day if no big cock is around to play with. It is funny because short dick losers in my neighborhood think that the quarantine has lowered my standards. If the Zombie apocalypse hit tomorrow, I would pack my sex toys and flee the house. And I would still only fuck worthy men. This quarantine I suspect is not going the way some small dicked men hope. They think women will become desperate for cock; but I think the more they are stuck at home with Internet porn and sex toys, the more they will realize they do not need men. This phone sex therapist only needs and wants big cock. I will never be desperate for your loser dick.

The Best Phone Sex is Any on Quarantine

best phone sexThe best phone sex is any sex on quarantine. I am finding myself getting calls all over the board lately. Normally, I get mostly cuckold and milf calls. I have been getting lots of ass sex call lately. Not sure if that is a consequence of quarantine. My guess is more guys are watching porn and porn always has hot ass sex scenes. I was watching it last night with a caller and started craving a good hard ass fucking. It has been too long since a guy bent me over and rammed his dick up my backdoor. This quarantine shit is hurting my sex life! When I was married, my husband would not fuck my ass. He thought it made me a whore. Lucky for me, many guys love hot ass sex. I hooked up with a young stud I met online this morning just for an anal encounter. You would think a sexy woman like myself could get any guy to shove his dick up her ass, but it is harder to find than you would think during this health pandemic. Even horny boys want to stay home. This one young stud agreed to meet me for drinks and ass sex. Of course, the drinks were at my place. After a few drinks, we were making ass sex porn. He fucked my ass down and dirty just how I like it. At first, I was on all fours, with his balls slapping on my ass as his dick pounded in and out of my rosebud. Then I got on top of him reverse cowgirl style, so I could see myself in the mirror. It enjoyed seeing this young guy’s cock slipping in and out of my tight ass. When he came in my ass, I could feel his hot young spunk shooting deep inside me. My ass clenched down hard on his cock. I was doing my best to keep that cum inside me. I love the feel of cum in me. Eventually, I knew I had to part with that boy seed, so I bent over and pushed it out. I could see his spunk running out of my gaping asshole. I started playing with my pussy as I watched it drip down my taint and down my thighs. I scooped some cum from my ass and used it to finger fuck myself. I have a strong ass fetish. It made me horny all over again. Apparently, it did my boy toy too, because when I looked at him, he had a rock hard cock again from watching me play with his cum in my ass. We fucked again. The nice thing about a young stud is he needs almost no down time!

Exhibitionist Sex Got Me Laid

exhibitionist sexExhibitionist sex was called for yesterday. It had been three days since I had cock. That was like some world record for me. It was a sunny day and I was horny. I was unsuccessful on Tinder. I had zero luck sending texts to some local lovers. I have a big back yard with neighbors on either side of me. No privacy fence either. I can sun my hot body and hope to catch a few flies. Masturbating and suntanning caught someone’s attention.  I am a good-looking woman. I stay in shape despite the gyms being closed. My neighbor to the left had a friend over. He leaned against our shared fence and asked me my name. He was old enough to know what to do to a woman like me. I was older than him by about a decade was my guess. He looked like a California surfer dude. He hopped the fence and got closer to me. I invited him inside. I would have fucked him in my back yard if it had not been broad day light. I know. I will layout naked and rub my pussy… I push the boundaries, but I don’t want arrested either. He was a handsome and horny devil. He is the neighbor woman’s brother. He is squatting with them while we are on lockdown. That is a blessing for me. He had a ten-inch cock. I was kicking myself for not realizing he was next door before now. He told me he has been laying low until something caught his eye. We fucked for hours. He had incredible stamina for what I figured was a freeloader lol. He may not be dating material, but he was fucking material. That is all I care about right now. I will make naughty neighbor porn with him everyday until this quarantine is over.

Great Blowjobs are Hard to Give Right Now

great blowjobsTo give great blowjobs requires a great cock. Hell, it requires any cock, great or not. The longer this social distancing goes on, the harder it gets to find good cock. Most of my regular big dicked college studs are back at home since campus closed. The few hung neighbors I have are on a short leash because of the quarantining. I have a horny ex-husband trying to get back in my pants, but I will never be that desperate. He had a 3-inch cock when we were married. He is older now and has shrunk an inch. If I didn’t want 3-inches of worthless dick meat, I don’t want 2-inches of it either. He keeps texting and calling me. Begging for a second chance. I am not dumb. I am a college professor. My income is stable. He wants back together so I will take care of him.  I don’t mind being a sugar momma if a guy can give something back to me. You can’t give back to me with a shrimp dick. I am a cock size queen. Sure, I may shave an inch or two off my minimum dick length because access to cock is harder now, but I am not shaving off 6-inches. Last night, when he called me for the 100th time that week, I had to give him a come to Jesus talk. It was more like small dick humiliation, but I think he got the picture. It took watching me on cam take a huge dildo in my fuck holes, but he understood that my pussy can take big cock. If a pussy is used to an eight-inch or bigger dick, a shrimp dick is not going to do a thing. I was very clear to my ex that we were over. I even quoted Taylor Swift when I added that “we are never ever getting back together.” Hopefully no woman is so desperate right now that she would settle for a clit stick over a cock. When we level the curve, I am go hog wild on great cocks.

A Sexy Babe and Two Cocks on Quarantine

sexy babeThis sexy babe is horny. Quarantine is cramping my style. Luckily, when you are hot like me, you can walk around your neighborhood and pick up men. I never thought my block would be cruising grounds for cock, but it is the world right now. As I was walking my pups yesterday morning, I met two brothers. They checked me out from across the street. I smiled and waved. They came across the street to see me closer. They kept a good social distance, but I could still see the bulge in their pants. We chit chatted for a bit. They are practically my neighbors. They live just two doors down. In fact, I have fucked their father. He is one of my married lovers. He is one of the few men my age I fuck because he has a huge cock. I just kept wondering if his boys had huge cocks too because you know if daddy is endowed likely so is junior. I didn’t act like I knew their father. I can’t fuck him now anyway because he is quarantined with his wife. But the boys, that was a different story. I invited them back to my place and they followed me like a lost puppy. We made an ass sex porn. Homemade video on an iPad. The brothers wanted to tag team my ass. Ass, mouth or cunt, I didn’t care where their cocks went if I got fucked. I just wanted cock. They were even bigger than their daddy. Between both boys, I had 20 inches of hard cock. That was more than I could have hoped for on quarantine. My ass is sore in a hurts so good kind or way. They needed to cum as much as I needed to fuck. They filled my fuck holes up several times before their father texted them wondering where they were at. They will be back tonight.

Sexy and Horny Mature Phone Sex Slut

mature phone sexMature phone sex lovers at least still have access to sexy milfs on the phone. I am jonesing for younger cock. The gym and the college campus I teach at have been my hunting ground for decades. Hell, I have even picked up some men at my local Starbucks. I have been watching porn, talking dirty and masturbating for days. I am going stir crazy. Can you understand? When I got an Amazon delivery yesterday, I heard the porn music in my head. I prayed the delivery person was a young horny stud. I opened the door naked.  He was already scurrying away. I yelled thank you, he turned around and when he saw me, he scurried right back to my door. He called me ma’am. Ouch. This sexy babe quickly forgave him. I pulled him inside with porn music still in my head. I undid his pants praying he had my minimum 7 inches. He was a tad longer than that. Jackpot. I started slurping on his cock and he came almost immediately. Now, I was disappointed. He apologized. He assured me he could get hard again quickly and he did. I understood. Not many of us are getting fucked like we want. One flick of a tongue on your cock and a gal might get a jet blast of cum. I kept sucking his dick and he recovered in less than ten minutes. He bent me over the couch and fucked me. His balls slapped against my ass. His cock filled my pussy And, we both came hard. It was intense. It was what we both needed. Risky, I know. If I am stuck indoors, no delivery man is safe from my lustful needs. I need to get back into the swing of things quickly. This quarantine shit is hurting my sex life.

Sexy Women Masturbating Under Quarantine

sexy women masturbatingSexy women masturbating for you on the phone is as good as it gets right now. I am off school indefinitely, so I am working the phones more than usual. I am also masturbating more than normal too. Most women diddle their kitties, but we usually prefer cock. When I can fuck a nice cock, I might only masturbate a couple times a day. Now, I masturbate just about every damn hour I am awake. I can’t get much dick. My town is a ghost town like I assume your town is too. My neighbor and I have been social distancing through our bedroom windows with some mutual masturbation. He jacks off for me and I rub my pussy. He is married. I am sure he wants to kill his wife by now. I can’t stand to be in a room with her for 5 minutes and he is stuck with her for several weeks. Can you relate?  Last night, I said fuck this social distancing crap. I needed dick. My neighbor has an above average cock, but it is no monster cock. When it has been a few weeks since my pussy had cock, I will settle for above average. My pussy felt like a virgin pussy again anyway lol. He snuck out after his wife went to bed and we had a quick, dirty fuck. OMG. It was amazing. It didn’t last long, but it felt good. I would never settle for a shrimp dick no matter how long I go without cock, but 7 inches is not small. Just average for me. And after a few weeks with no dick average did the trick. I came so hard.  I am hoping this quarantine shit is over soon because my pussy needs a big dick. I bet you need pussy too. If we going to be on lockdown, at least we can do it together and create some hot mutual masturbation stories.

Teaching Great Blowjobs During a Pandemic

great blowjobsI can’t teach psychology right now, so I might as well teach great blowjobs. My college is out indefinitely. I am avoiding crowds, but one of my students texted me for some advice. She is still living local in hopes that the dorms open back up. I told her that I think it is unlikely school is returning. She is lonely. She tried to get some Tinder dates. She found a few, but they both told her she gives lousy head. She wanted cock sucking help. I thought to myself she must be awful for a guy to complain during a pandemic. I mean most men should feel lucky to even get head, bad or good right now. I told her to come over. I called up a young fuck buddy. He has a great cock and since he is a college boy, he is around now too. The guidelines for my community are no more than 5 people in a room. I just wanted a threesome. Me and two horny students. Marc is the teacher’s pet this semester, which was cut too early. I made sure he knew he could still fuck me until he went back home for the summer. Alex is my female student. She is a pretty girl but extremely shy. She was a nerd in high school. She never dated before college. I gave her a make over the first month of school and she blossomed. Boys love her. The problem is she lacks sexual skills. Since I am not teaching for a while, I thought I could do some home tutoring. Alex and Marc came over, and I showed her some cock sucking skills. She just needed to relax and watch. Marc was enjoying being the test subject. This naughty teacher got so turned on, I suggested a threesome. I mean we all three have lots of time on our hands. Fucking is a great way to pass the time. I suspect others agree. I predict my female student is going to become a great whore in two weeks, and that in 9 months we will see a baby boom.

Femdom Phone Sex with Mistress Farah

femdom phone sexThis dominant woman was born for femdom phone sex. I went to this fetish club last night. It is a new BDSM club. When I walked in wearing a latex cat suit, all eyes were on me. They usually are. Most of the men in there were dominant. They were there with their submissive whores.  I was there looking for my submissive whore. I saw a few puny looking men. Tiny in stature with what I was sure would be tiny dicks. The kind of men weak for a bad ass bitch like me. They didn’t look dominant. I approached one guy and asked if he would like to get a room. He got on all fours and crawled next to me like an obedient puppy. I pulled a collar out of my purse, put it around his neck and new I found my whore. I was going to have fun with this one. The room had all sorts of equipment for use. Sterilized too. I could smell the fresh alcohol on the equipment. Where to begin with this one, I asked myself. I found a vibrating egg. I wanted to drive him wild, mix pleasure and pain. I lubed it up and shoved it in his ass. Then I handcuffed his hands behind his back, slapped a cock ring on his puny dick and cranked up the vibration speed. He was convulsing around begging for mercy, but his clitty stick was rock hard. I cracked a whip across his back several times too. I edged him for hours until he was a puddle. He couldn’t handle me anymore. Too bad. I pulled out the vibrating egg and replaced it with a strap-on. I never let him cum. He didn’t deserve to cum. He just deserved small dick humiliation and a hardcore ass fucking. Now, my question for you. Is that what you deserve too, slave?