Sexy chicks need hot men. I am a sexy cougar. I do not settle for unattractive men or men with small cocks. My girlfriend and did something different last night. We went to a strip club. They have opened back up in town with social distancing guidelines in place. Naked girls pole dancing in masks. It was interesting to watch. The club was happy to have two sexy milfs in the club. The club like many businesses is struggling to get back on its feet. My friend and I have money and we wanted some fun too. We have been stuck inside too long. It was time to sow our wild oats. The club was dead. Not at all what I was expecting since it just opened back up for business. The strippers were vying for our attention because we had money to spend. We went into the VIP room with a couple of sexy coeds. They had a surprise for us. A bubble machine. I have seen them in soft core porn movies. Girl on girl action with bubbles. I think it is a fetish for some men. This was just 4 women and bubbles. My friend and I got naked and started to enjoy the fun. Coed strippers fingered banged us until we were squirting on their faces. Bubbles were blowing everywhere and we were lost in the sensation of some horny strippers making us cum. When we came to the club, we were hoping to meet some horny men worked up from the hot show. We were the ones worked up from the hot show, however. My friend and I were not settling. Women are good pussy eaters and when you are my age, you do not pass up a sexy lesbian phone sex experience. We helped some girls pay their rent and we came a few dozen times. Great night all around.
Even women need phone sex therapy, especially now. A girlfriend of mine came over yesterday for wine and whine. That is when women drink wine and whine about the men in their lives. Now my BFF has a sexy husband. I have had my eye on him for some time, but hos before bros. I am not going to let a cock ruin a great friendship. Hot men are easier to find than good girlfriends. After a few glasses of wine, she let loose about her seemingly perfect husband. His problem was not that he did not have a big dick. It was that he had a limp dick. That hunk has had a wet noodle in his pants for 3 years. I guess I dodged that bullet. No wonder she was sad and sexually frustrated. I assured her she could tell me anything. She has not cheated on her limp dick husband and I was in awe. I married two short dicked losers and I was cheating on them both before the honeymoon even started. I get that she loves her husband, but I told her she must love herself first. By this time, we were into the second bottle of wine. I started playing with her pussy and she did not stop me. I mean if she was not going to fuck a hard cock, maybe she would play with a sexy babe who just happens to be her best friend too. We never played together before, but if I had known she was sexually frustrated, I would have licked her cunt long ago. You could tell it had been awhile since anyone had touched her pussy. Poor thing shot a huge load of lady jizzz in my face. I had no idea she was a squirter. I cannot fix her limp dick husband, but I can at least make her cum. What are friends for, right?
Sexy chicks like me need cock. Big cock. Quarantine is making it harder to find big cocks that make house calls. Before this virus, I would get on Tinder and swipe right at the first big cock I saw. An hour later, I was getting fucked. Guys on Tinder now just want to have phone sex. I do that for a living. I want the real thing. I have gone through so many batteries in the past two months I am pretty sure that young climate change girl is cringing. My usual haunts like the café inside Starbucks and the gym are still closed. But when you look like me, you find ways of getting laid. I put on some yoga pants to show off my ass. I wore a fitted t-shirt to accentuate my sexy breasts. I put on my face mask even though I hate it, and I went to the beach for a walk. The beaches are open for exercise, but we cannot be in groups or lay out yet.
I thought I could find a young stud eager to bang a sexy milf. It was my lucky day. As I walked up and down the beach, guys were yelling and whistling at me. Suddenly, everyone is in heat. I had several hunks to choose from, but I went with this guy who lives on the beach. He is a young computer developer. Amassed a fortune designing video games and he is not even 30. He saw me from his porch and came down to check me out. I think he had an ass fetish the way he was looking at my lady humps. I went back to his place. Gorgeous modern home full of cool technology I could never afford. The only gadget I cared about though was the one between his legs. And it worked great. No batteries needed either. I sucked his cock while he fingered my pussy. He fucked me up against a wall. He was strong too. Muscular, hung, handsome, smart and rich? I joked about him needing a MILF sugar baby and he gave me his number. He wants to take me out on a proper date when restaurants open again. I can see myself having a boy toy sugar daddy.
More men need phone sex therapy now than ever. Several things contribute to this increase in therapy calls. Men are home more. That means more time to think about things and watch porn. Porn often leads to questions. Marriages are being tested too with both people home more. Wives who were getting some side action, cannot fake happiness as much now and husbands ae putting the puzzle pieces together. Guys have little privacy which makes it harder to explore their kinks like wearing panties. Most men can find time for a therapy call. They sneak off in their cars. They turn the shower on and call me while their wives think they are showering. Some just wait until their wives are in bed to call me. I am a phone sex therapist stuck at home too, so I have all the time in the world to help you with your issues. My cuckolds have needed the most attention lately. I think it is because wives cannot bring lovers over or go out to get some real dick. Most cuckolds I know are really cock sucking faggots. Cuckolding is just a cover for the wife. Men want to get some dick for themselves. I am not saying women do not cheat for their own needs. They do all the time. Women, however, are more comfortable cheating behind their husband’s back than right in front of them. When men call me for cuckold phone sex therapy, I am 90% of the time advising them on how to get their wives to cheat in front of them. Sure, men do enjoy watching their wives get a real man’s cock, but they also have penis envy. And they want some cock for themselves too. I love helping men realize that they are more cock sucking faggots than cuckolds. How can I help you?
The best phone sex is with a mature woman. A woman is like fine wine, better with age. I was taking a walk yesterday morning. The gym is still closed, but I need exercise. I was hoping that I might find a younger man to bring home. There were not many people out despite the nice day. I ran into a coed I knew. She took my Introduction to Psychology course last year. Apparently, she is a local girl. She looked great in her little yoga shorts and sports bra. I do love cock, but I do not mind pussy either. I have had a few female teacher’s pets over the years. With stay at home orders still in place, cock is harder to come by. I have fucked all the neighbors worth fucking several times over. Maybe this was a gift horse staring me in the face? I asked her if she wanted to come over. I had no idea she lived in the neighborhood. I have a hot tub in the back yard. I could whip us up some lunch. I know. Only a naughty teacher would seduce a young coed, but I was horny. And there she was in front of me. The only other person in sight. She was happy to come over. She did not have a swimsuit, but that just meant we got naked in the hot tub. I have a privacy fence. We drank some wine and after one glass each we were finger banging in the hot tub. That young coed had a yummy bald pussy. I had her sit on the edge of the hot tub and I licked her into a frenzy. We continued the naughty Sapphic fun in my bedroom. I had no idea what a great lover she would be. Now I know. I do not just have to hunt for cock.
Looking for voyeur phone sex? I got stuck in horrible traffic today. I was not expecting traffic because there is stay at home orders still in effect for my state. I was just going to the store. I hate being in a standstill. I tried calling some friends to help me pass the time, but no one answered. I decided since I was not moving anytime soon, I would surf my phone for some porn. Porn Hub has been my best friend on quarantine. Can you relate? I found a hot video of a man worshiping a woman’s pussy. I love seeing a man eat a woman’s pussy. I forgot I was not at home until I heard a guy yell take it off.
I started finger fucking my cunt watching porn in my car. There were 2 cars on either side of me watching me masturbate. The guys in those cars were stroking their dicks. I was their porn. I took my clothes off, spread my pussy wide and started rubbing my clit with one hand, fingering my pussy with the other. Sexy women masturbating is something all men like to see, right? My pussy drenched my car seat. I took my fingers out of my shaved cunt and licked my pussy juice right off my fingers, then I plunged them back into my twat. I was giving my fellow stranded drivers a hot show on the freeway. It was social distancing. We were all in our cars nice and safe. Next, I started fingering my ass and cunt at the same time. The juice from my pussy was running down my ass crack, making it easy to get a finger up my tight asshole. I entertained the men in the cars next to me by masturbating for an hour. I think I came about a dozen times. When traffic started rolling again, I was a little sad. I enjoy masturbating for others to see. Plus, it was the most social interaction I have had in weeks.
Phone sex therapy has been a popular lately. I think guys have so much time on their hands that they want to discuss their fetishes and fantasies. I am happy that this side gig of mine is busy because I cannot return to campus until Fall. I miss my hunky students. I am tenured, so I am still getting paid. I just miss human interaction. Right now, I need my callers as much as they need me. I enjoy masturbating on my calls. I get a variety of callers. Some fantasize about mature sexy women. Some just want a sexy gfe to talk too. Some need to discuss their small dicks and their cheating wives. I just enjoy being a phone therapist regardless of what my callers want to talk about. This morning, I got off on a small dick humiliation call. Truth be told, I love shaming little dicks. I am not getting off thinking of the little dick. I have no use for shrimp dicks. I get off on humiliation. I like putting small dick losers in their place, especially the ones that beg to fuck me. Sorry, shrimp dicks. I am not desperate yet. I will never be that desperate. That is why I have garden vegetables and sex toys. If I cannot get quality cock, I will masturbate. I will masturbate every day if no big cock is around to play with. It is funny because short dick losers in my neighborhood think that the quarantine has lowered my standards. If the Zombie apocalypse hit tomorrow, I would pack my sex toys and flee the house. And I would still only fuck worthy men. This quarantine I suspect is not going the way some small dicked men hope. They think women will become desperate for cock; but I think the more they are stuck at home with Internet porn and sex toys, the more they will realize they do not need men. This phone sex therapist only needs and wants big cock. I will never be desperate for your loser dick.
The best phone sex is any sex on quarantine. I am finding myself getting calls all over the board lately. Normally, I get mostly cuckold and milf calls. I have been getting lots of ass sex call lately. Not sure if that is a consequence of quarantine. My guess is more guys are watching porn and porn always has hot ass sex scenes. I was watching it last night with a caller and started craving a good hard ass fucking. It has been too long since a guy bent me over and rammed his dick up my backdoor. This quarantine shit is hurting my sex life! When I was married, my husband would not fuck my ass. He thought it made me a whore. Lucky for me, many guys love hot ass sex. I hooked up with a young stud I met online this morning just for an anal encounter. You would think a sexy woman like myself could get any guy to shove his dick up her ass, but it is harder to find than you would think during this health pandemic. Even horny boys want to stay home. This one young stud agreed to meet me for drinks and ass sex. Of course, the drinks were at my place. After a few drinks, we were making ass sex porn. He fucked my ass down and dirty just how I like it. At first, I was on all fours, with his balls slapping on my ass as his dick pounded in and out of my rosebud. Then I got on top of him reverse cowgirl style, so I could see myself in the mirror. It enjoyed seeing this young guy’s cock slipping in and out of my tight ass. When he came in my ass, I could feel his hot young spunk shooting deep inside me. My ass clenched down hard on his cock. I was doing my best to keep that cum inside me. I love the feel of cum in me. Eventually, I knew I had to part with that boy seed, so I bent over and pushed it out. I could see his spunk running out of my gaping asshole. I started playing with my pussy as I watched it drip down my taint and down my thighs. I scooped some cum from my ass and used it to finger fuck myself. I have a strong ass fetish. It made me horny all over again. Apparently, it did my boy toy too, because when I looked at him, he had a rock hard cock again from watching me play with his cum in my ass. We fucked again. The nice thing about a young stud is he needs almost no down time!
Exhibitionist sex was called for yesterday. It had been three days since I had cock. That was like some world record for me. It was a sunny day and I was horny. I was unsuccessful on Tinder. I had zero luck sending texts to some local lovers. I have a big back yard with neighbors on either side of me. No privacy fence either. I can sun my hot body and hope to catch a few flies. Masturbating and suntanning caught someone’s attention. I am a good-looking woman. I stay in shape despite the gyms being closed. My neighbor to the left had a friend over. He leaned against our shared fence and asked me my name. He was old enough to know what to do to a woman like me. I was older than him by about a decade was my guess. He looked like a California surfer dude. He hopped the fence and got closer to me. I invited him inside. I would have fucked him in my back yard if it had not been broad day light. I know. I will layout naked and rub my pussy… I push the boundaries, but I don’t want arrested either. He was a handsome and horny devil. He is the neighbor woman’s brother. He is squatting with them while we are on lockdown. That is a blessing for me. He had a ten-inch cock. I was kicking myself for not realizing he was next door before now. He told me he has been laying low until something caught his eye. We fucked for hours. He had incredible stamina for what I figured was a freeloader lol. He may not be dating material, but he was fucking material. That is all I care about right now. I will make naughty neighbor porn with him everyday until this quarantine is over.
To give great blowjobs requires a great cock. Hell, it requires any cock, great or not. The longer this social distancing goes on, the harder it gets to find good cock. Most of my regular big dicked college studs are back at home since campus closed. The few hung neighbors I have are on a short leash because of the quarantining. I have a horny ex-husband trying to get back in my pants, but I will never be that desperate. He had a 3-inch cock when we were married. He is older now and has shrunk an inch. If I didn’t want 3-inches of worthless dick meat, I don’t want 2-inches of it either. He keeps texting and calling me. Begging for a second chance. I am not dumb. I am a college professor. My income is stable. He wants back together so I will take care of him. I don’t mind being a sugar momma if a guy can give something back to me. You can’t give back to me with a shrimp dick. I am a cock size queen. Sure, I may shave an inch or two off my minimum dick length because access to cock is harder now, but I am not shaving off 6-inches. Last night, when he called me for the 100th time that week, I had to give him a come to Jesus talk. It was more like small dick humiliation, but I think he got the picture. It took watching me on cam take a huge dildo in my fuck holes, but he understood that my pussy can take big cock. If a pussy is used to an eight-inch or bigger dick, a shrimp dick is not going to do a thing. I was very clear to my ex that we were over. I even quoted Taylor Swift when I added that “we are never ever getting back together.” Hopefully no woman is so desperate right now that she would settle for a clit stick over a cock. When we level the curve, I am go hog wild on great cocks.
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