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Bush Wacker

hairy wet pussyI go back and fourth from a smooth bald pussy and the retro look with a full on bush. To be honest I find that men enjoy a runway, a landing strip and yes a big hairy bush! I fucking love the way it feels when a man runs his dick over my soft hairy cunt. It really heightens the sensory and when that cock finally touches my wet hole I go crazy. I have this one particular neighbor that I fuck who prefers me to be grown out I nick named him my bush wacker. He knows how to pound this pussy with that big fuck rod and even better he loves to bury his face into my moist hairy muffin and lick it until I squirt all over his face! I am always looking for a good bush wacker…not many around these days…with all these bald cunts. Are you a bush wacker?

The Taste Of Pussy In My Mouth

lesbian phone sexMost people think that I am just out to fuck their husbands but that is completely untrue. If his wife is hot enough I would fucking love to spread he legs apart and lick that pussy better than he man ever has. And that is exactly what happened the other night when I went down the street to a bonfire at one of my neighbors place. It wasn’t exactly my neighbor but some of their company they had over. His wife was smoking hot and I just had to taste her pussy on my tongue. I lured her in by flirting with her man and it worked. He took me out to the bed of his truck and started sucking on my tits. She came over to basically find him latched on to my tits. I pulled her over and ripped her fun bags out of her top and started to pinch and lick on her nipples. The next thing I know we were leaving the bonfire and went back to their place where all fucked until the sun came up! I went home with the taste of her pussy in my mouth and I will definitely be going back for more!

Double Fisted

cocksucking phone sexI love a challenge! My goal this particular time while sucking some cock was to make them both cum at the exact same time! I wanted a double shot of man goo to fill my mouth. I fucking love the way it feels sliding down the back of my throat. Hot and sticky, just filling my stomach up! It was especially fun cramming both pieces of meat into my mouth at once and shoving them as deep as they could possibly go into my throat. Wrapping my lips around both of these fuck rods and pumping them with my mouth until I was covered and filled with their cum was definitely by far one of the most fun goals I have set. Next time it’s going to be a couple of BBC’s!

BBQ Banging

best phone sexOur block had a big party for the 4th of July! You know what that mean’s another reason to dress all slutty and get as much cock as I can. Married or not. You could have found me bent over behind any garage getting the cock just pounded into my wet cunt. At one point I had two of my neighbors husbands side by side while they both deep throated me with their cocks.They had huge cocks too. The is nothing like some black cock let me tell you. I am sure all of their wives will be licking and sucking my pussy off of all their man’s dicks tonight. That is if  did not drain their balls too much already. You can say this slutty bitch went out with a bang this 4th of July.

Peeping Whitney

naughty neighbor phone sexI have quite the reputation here around our neighborhood. Women clutch onto their men when they see me near. That’s okay. Because eventually they come running to Whitney. I always get what I want in the end. Well my neighbors directly next door to me have no clue, but I’ve been peeping in on their lame fucking. If I am not mistaking I think her husband purposely keeps the curtains open so that I can catch a glimpse of his big cock. He does have that much going for him. But his wife is so fucking boring. Honestly I think he is crying out for help. I’m just going to go barging over their right in the middle of their fuck session and grab a hold of his cock and give her a lesson on how to swallow a dick.

Mercy Me! Best 2 Girl Phone Sex

best phone sex MercyI got to spend some time with Mercy this past weekend, and it led to some of the best 2 girl phone sex I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing. Mercy is a seriously classy lady, and she certainly loves her men, but she also certainly knows how to please another woman!

Mercy is very sensual and erotic, and she started by giving me a slow massage, which I returned. We ended up spending a long time stroking each other’s bodies, running our hands over each other’s arms, legs, breasts, thighs, and everywhere. I ran my hands through her hair; she rubbed my feet better than any man has ever done.

But when Mercy crawled between my legs and started sucking on my clit, then as Carol King says, I could feel the earth move under my feet and I swear I felt the sky tumbling down. Definitely, if you’re looking for the best phone sex you can have, you should give her a call!

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Fruit Salad

best phone sex WhitneyYesterday, I had simply the best phone sex with a traveling salesman! A young man knocked on my door, selling fruit baskets. He had an uncommon accent for around where I’m from, so I asked if he was from Australia.

“No, ma’am, I’m a Kiwi.”

“Ah, New Zealand, then?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Well, why don’t you come in and get out of this heat for a moment. I just made some lemonade.”

“You’re a peach, ma’am, that would be great. It’s fucking hot out here. Whoops! Beg pardon.”

I laughed, and invited him in. Once in the kitchen, I poured him that lemonade, and I started peeling a banana for myself. He started eyeing me speculatively.

“I don’t mean to be rude, ma’am, but it’s been a long time since someone has popped your cherry, am I right?”

“You could say so.” I began eating the phallic fruit. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me.

mature phone sex Whitney“Would you, um, be available for a date sometime?”

“When?”

“… now?”

I put down the banana, knelt down before him, and began removing his shorts. Inside, I found a lovely cock, much thicker than the banana I’d been gobbling moments ago. I reached underneath and began massaging the balls the size of small plums as I sucked and stroked away. Soon, a currant of pleasure shuddered through him, and I felt his orgasm before he shot his load into my mouth.

“Wow, you’re as hot as a chili pepper, ma’am.”

“Chili pepper? Wait, what? I thought we were doing fruit!”

“Eh, tomato, tomahto.”

Cocksucking Lessons from a Pro

best phone sex WhitneyBelle heard I gave the best phone sex in the neighborhood, so she came over for some cocksucking lessons. She said her boyfriend Joe wasn’t happy with the way she’d been pleasing him, and she asked if I would give her some pointers.

So, I invited Belle over, as well as Eric, a young man I’d met at the grocery store who had been kind enough to, um, check me out. They came over, and I started teaching Belle how to properly blow a man.

mature phone sex WhitneyI showed her how to properly hold his cock, how to place it in her mouth, how to wrap her tongue around it, how to suck on it, how to deep throat it. How to suck it, how to swallow it, and how it was okay if she had to gag occasionally while she took it way down her throat.

Soon, I’m sure Belle will be doing cocksucking phone sex as well as the rest of us here. Until then, though, I gave her a little gift….

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Sometimes, the Best Phone Sex Cums as a Surprise

  best phone sex WhitneyThey usually say that the best phone sex is the tantric type, where you spend the whole conversation fucking. But I have a caller, James, where we end up simply chatting the whole time, sometimes for hours, with not even a hint of flirting involved in our conversation. Okay, well, maybe a HINT. 🙂 But it was weeks of chatting, every few days, before we ever had sex.

We’d simply been chatting as usual, when suddenly it was as if a fever came over him. He interrupted me in the middle of a sentence by simply saying, “Whitney, I want you. I need you. Now. Please.” And he grabbed me by the back of the head and kissed me hard, grabbing my left tit as he did. His sudden passion overcame me as well, and I grabbed him back, left hand reaching behind him to pull him to me, right hand reaching down to find his hard cock, straining in his pants, aching to burst loose.

We couldn’t get our clothes off fast enough. We tore them off, and he impaled himself into me, driving that thick shaft of his, so full of need and longing, into my throbbing, juicy pussy. We both came in almost an instant, crying out for each other and screaming each other’s names.

A total surprise. But it ranks up there among the absolute best instances of phone sex I’ve ever had.

Practice Safe Sex – Call Your Local Sexline!

We hear it all the time – another friend has been caught out and got an STD, took it home to his or her spouse/S.O., and it broke up the relationship and ruined their life. Now that friend has to deal with not only putting the piece of their life back together, but also the pain of trying to find a partner who they can fuck without spreading the disease further.

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STDs are running rampant in the streets, and if you’re not careful, one will find you! And condoms, let’s face it, are such a pain in the ass (or dick, or cunt, you name it). But if we don’t use them, we are, quite literally, screwed.

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Yet there is hope! My dear sweet boys, there is a method of steamy sex that allows you to fuck with abandon and yet requires no protection whatsoever! And that is calling your friendly neighborhood mature phone sex operator. The ladies here at Sophisticated Hotties are here to service your every whim and desire.

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Give us a call, and we promise, you won’t find yourself catching anything but fun times and exhaustion from us. *wink*