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Sweet like a Christmas pie

Best phone sex What are you guys doing for Christmas? You should be sneaking away and calling me. I would love for you to sneak away from your Christmas party and go in the bathroom and make you fucking cum. That turns me on thinking about your wife and lil ones in one room and you cumming to the sound of my voice in another. Of course there is suppose to be family time but you can’t forger about your favorite whore. I am the sweetest you need after Christmas dinner, I am like your favorite pie that you just have to have. You could even have your wife/girlfriend suck you off as I tell you how she is a dirty whore and I am your little tight dirty slut.

The Best Phone Sex is Tranny Phone Sex with Henrietta

best phone sexThe best phone sex is tranny phone sex. Henrietta is a sexy trashy  whore who is the best of both worlds. The only thing masculine about her is her sexy tranny cock. Henrietta is the epitome of a hot woman.  Raven hair, beautiful boobs, pretty face and long legs. Perfection. Best part too is that she is a sexy little switch which means she can be a top or a bottom. So if you want cock up your ass or your cock up an ass, Henrietta delivers. She has excellent cock sucking skills too. Her middle name is Hoover because she can suck better than a vacuum cleaner. She makes an excellent GFE too because she is so passable. No one looks at her and thinks shemale. They see an exotic beauty with a kick ass body. She just happens to have a really nice panty surprise. But that surprise is a pleasant one I bet. Guys never say no. Would you? Of course not. A hot chick with sexy legs is a beautiful sight. Henrietta will rock your world. Don’t be shy. You will never know the joys of shemale sex unless you give it a try. It will be the best ball draining of your life. No one can fuck you better than a sexy shemale. Henrietta is fucking hot as hell.

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The best phone sex to me means a hot sexy woman, giving great blowjobs, who loves erotic roleplaying, and has a good sense of humor! We’ve all had that one friend in grade school who had fun shooting milk out their nose, shooting spitballs from straws and in general causing chaos by being totally fun and goofy. That’s me!

Who said GFE phone sex has to be all serious and shit? I think it’s fine to laugh and smile while fucking each others’ brains out! Why, haven’t you ever put your face between a pair of bit, beautiful tits and motorboated? I have! All epic blowjobs start with giggling and having fun. Like I said about milk coming out your friends nose?

I had a big laugh from having this one massive cock buried deep in my throat, and when he came I tried swallowing every bit, but it was the biggest cum shot I had ever experienced and it came out of my nose and around my lips. And it just got worse cause he started laughing, so I started laughing, then it all came out everywhere. It was hilarious! And one of the biggest orgasms he had ever had!

I am just saying,how do you know if you have a high sperm count ? If I have to chew before I can swallow! So hit me up and tell me what your favorite funny sex story is, and we’ll see if we can’t make some new ones!

For now, I’ll leave you with this bit of advice.

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her!
With love,
Anabelle <3

The Best Phone Phone Sex Stories

best phone sexThe best phone sex stories come from mature babes. I think it is because we are uninhibited and horny. Since I hit my sexual prime, I see a guy that makes me wet, I am bold. I just tell him I want to fuck his brains out and wear his cum. Guys never turn me down either. Not even married men.  I was doing a little holiday shopping at Kohls last night. They are actually open until like midnight now. I hate crowds, so I went later in the evening. I am so glad I did too. I met a tall handsome man. A married man, but I just wanted to blow him, not marry him. He was checking me out. His wife was keeping close tabs on him, but even a kept man finds a way to break loose from a shrew’s  grasp to get some pussy. I ducked into a changing room, signaled him to follow me. I waited patiently because I knew he would figure out how to lose the ball and chain. I only waited a few minutes when he came into the dressing room with his cock out. I wanted to fuck him, but I knew there was not enough time for that so I settled on head. Great blowjobs, especially random ones, always make a man feel good. My last boyfriend said my middle name should be Hoover because I can suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. No doubt his wife was looking for him. I sucked faster, using my hands too. I have amazing oral technique. Within a few minutes, he was dumping his jizz in my mouth. He tasted salty. He gave me a wink, zipped up his pants and fled the scene quickly.  No way his wife wouldn’t know he was up to no good. I went back to shopping with some random man’s cum dripping on my chin.

GFE phone sex

GFE phone sexHave you ever had GFE phone sex? Well basically it is the girlfriend experience baby. It is where you can call me and I will be there for you to talk to and of course we will have amazing phone sex. I will give you more pleasure then you ever had before. You will feel your big fat cock rise up whenever I tell you I wanna put that big meat stick in my mouth and wrap my tongue right around the head of it. I will put it deep down my throat till you can fill my tonsils. I would love to make you cum by just sucking your cock till your cum drips down my throat. Mhm baby pick up that phone and call me!

Mature Phone Sex Women

mature phone sexMature phone sex girls are the best cock suckers. Fuck. We do everything better. I did the family thing last night. After a few hours of family bonding with my offspring and my parents, I needed some adult beverages and cock. Before going home, I stopped by my local watering hole. It is a dive bar, but a bar filled with men looking for women who know their way around a cock.  When I walked in, I felt all eyes on me. Exactly what I was hoping for, actually. The men in the bar swarmed on me like a pack of hungry wolves.  I did what a sexy mature woman does best. I fell to my knees and blew as many guys as possible. A post turkey day celebration involving the stuffing of my mouth with cock and nut sauce. My belly was already full, but I swallowed  cum like I had not eaten in days.  Well, I swallowed most of it. My face got some jizz too. I took some numbers for another day, went home and said thanks for all the men who love a dirty old whore.

Thanksgiving history re-written

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Every year this church in town holds a giant reenactment of the first thanksgiving. There are Indians and pilgrims running around everywhere, food to sample, and booths teaching people about how things were made, and so on. So this year I decided to volunteer, I had nothing else better to do, and thought it would be fun. I had the perfect sexy Indian outfit, too! I know it’s not exactly time period accurate, but fuck it, I am going to have fun with this!
So, I’m bouncing around with a platter of flatbread and red corn samples, and I notice this one tall, sexy pilgrim can’t take his eyes off my long legs and fur-trimmed hide mini skirt. And judging by that bulge by his knee, he likes what he sees. I head over by him, and offer my samples. “Hey there, I was wondering, do you want to put your corncob in my tipi?”
His face was fucking priceless as he stammered “What?!” I smiled, and leaned close in to his ear, “My wigwam is dripping down my leg, why don’t you come explore it?”
I didn’t have to repeat myself again, he followed me over to a quiet corner of the festival like a starving, lonely puppy ready to himp my leg at any moment. It was so much more exciting thinking that we could get caught at any given moment! I stripped his costume off, and sucked his cock deep into my throat in one motion. HIs dick was dripping delicious precum already.
He bent me over the picnic table and  threw my skirt to the ground. My cunt was so wet even his massive penis slid into my tight box with a scrumptious ease.
Over, and over again he surged deep into my fuck hole, his balls slapping my clit mercilessly, his fingers digging deep into my hips while he pulled me in tighter and harder with each stroke.
He came deep in my belly, spilling his baby gravy from within me. Once we caught our breath, we noticed we had an audience of tourists staring in open-mouthed awe.
Well, that’s one way to ensure peace between the nations!

My neighbor has foot fetishes

foot fetishesI found out that my neighbor has foot fetishes when I caught him watching me thru my bedroom window. I had just gotten out of the shower and was rubbing lotion all over my skin when I saw him looking at me out of the corner of my eye. He didn’t look like he was perving out on me… until I started rubbing the lotion into my feet. I could see his hard dick pushing out the front of his pants, from the looks of it, it was huge so I decided to take my time and try and get him really excited! I was naked so I spread my legs and looked him right in the eye as I stretched my pretty feet in his direction and started rubbing on my juicy pussy. He loved it! He pulled that monster cock out of his pants and stroked it for me, just looking at it had me soaking wet and it didn’t take long for me to squirt all over the place. Masturbating with him was hot but I’m really hoping that next time he comes over and fucks me with that beautiful cock!

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Tease and denial phone sex

I had a caller beg me for Tease and denial phone sex today. He wanted me to tie him up and tease his cock until he was going to explode. He had a nice big cock and heavy full balls. I started off with my favorite soft pair of gloved. Rubbing them up and down his body, sticking my fingers in his mouth and dragging down his body. I grabbed his cock and squeezed as he begged for more Tease and denial phone sex. I started rubbing his semi hard cock with my soft velvet gloves. Rubbing his cock getting him hard. I licked the head of his cock when the pre cum started dripping out. He moaned as I started playing with his balls and his asshole. I could feel his cock and balls wanting to explode. I started rubbing it even harder and faster getting him closer and closer. Just as he was about to cum I reached over and grabbed a bowl of ice water and dumped it all over his cock and balls. He bit his lip to stop from screaming as I started rubbing his cock again with the ice in my velvet gloves until he couldn’t take it any more! He will be back for more Tease and denial phone sex! 

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Mature Phone Sex with a Naughty Teacher

mature phone sexMature phone sex women have a lot of fun. The older I get, the more I fuck. It is funny. When I was a college coed, I never gave college boys a second thought. I was all about professors and other older men. Now that I am in my forties, college boys look really good to me. Now, part of it is that men 20 years older than me often have dick issues or too much emotional baggage to make it worth my time. Plus, a lot of older men look at me as past my sexual prime. Many men over 40 want a hot young thing. When I was growing up, not much emphasis was put on older women. There were no terms like MILF or cougar. You had Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate. That was about it. A few celebrities married younger men, but the Internet age really validated mature sexy women. I am grateful too because I spend a significant amount of time with the young bucks. I have a dating profile on Cougar Life, plus I am a naughty teacher so I have been known to fornicate with a student or former student now and again.

naughty teacherThis past weekend was Homecoming and a few studs from semesters past returned to say hello to their former hot teacher. One in particular, came by to admit that he use to jack off thinking about me right before class or otherwise he would have a massive boner for 75 minutes. I blew him in my office. He was teasing me by  saying massive boner. That meant he had a huge cock, or at least I hoped that was what he meant! Sure enough 10 beautiful hard inches. He showed the teacher who was in charge too. He fucked my pussy and my ass. Cum was running down my thighs as I sat behind my desk for my actual office hours later that day. I love being a sexy MILF. So glad young men appreciated a hot mature woman. Do you?

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