Tag: phone sex therapy

I”m a good doctor

Mature phone sex  Mature phone sex is just one of the therapeutic treatments that I offer to my clients. So many guys have such a vanilla life at home with their family that the only time they can let loose is when they are with me. Well, summer is upon us and that means traveling for vacations. But the Doc is always on call for clients on an emergency basis. So they are feeling totally cooped up and they want to scream. They know they call me and we cum together in the most detailed kind of way. Letting all of his frustrations flow onto my beautiful fucking tits. He can now enjoy strolling on the beach with his wifey now thanks to me.

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

Scratch my itch

Mature phone sex  I’m glad you love mature phone sex so much. Being able to please someone else comes only from being able to please yourself first. Well, honey let me tell you something. I have been pleasing myself for a very long time now. From the way, you give such detail about your dick. I can tell that you have been pleasing yourself for a while too. Well good because that makes what comes next so easy. As if we have been together every second of every day doing nothing but fucking. That would be great. But my time isn’t cheap. Why else would I marry a man with a puny penis like my husbands? My job is my outlet and we fill a craving in each other that no one else can satisfy

My Hobby is Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is a hobby for me. For decades I have been shaming small dicks. Too many women won’t tell a man the truth. I am not afraid to deny a guy with a small wiener access to my pussy. I will not lay there like a dead fish counting ceiling tiles until it is over. I won’t fake illness or lie to get out of fucking a man who doesn’t meet my standards between his legs. I am not a ball buster, more of a wakeup call girl. I tell men what they need to hear. What they should have heard from other women. I met Aaron at a party over the holidays. At the time he was in a relationship. We clicked and have been texting. I won’t be the other woman. I demand to be front and center. Once he severed his relationship, we went out. It was a wonderful date. The second date, however, was a disastrous. I was ready to fuck, so was he; but when he took his pants off I saw his small cock. This handsome, educated and great guy had a micro dick. I just couldn’t fuck him. It was a major disappointment. He needed some of the phone sex therapy I give my callers. I like Aaron. He is everything a man should be, accept endowed. I told him we could date, but we could never fuck. He never met a woman like me before. He was in for a treat. I talked about cuckolding him. He was unfamiliar with the term. I guess his prior girls just went through the motions because he is handsome and wealthy. I won’t sacrifice my sexual pleasure for a small dick. After a couple hour debate, he succumbed and ate my pussy for an hour. Men with small dicks have some purpose in my life.

I’m not your girlfriend

GFE phone sex GFE phone sex means I’m never going to tell you that I have a headache or say then I’m just too tired tonight. That’s why you call me anyways right cause I do all the things that your real girlfriend won’t do. And that’s what makes our time so much fun. I love the way you suck and nibble on my big fucking nipples. It’s like a direct line to my clit and it makes me want to play with myself. Stroking on your big cock makes my pussy wet. I can’t wait to feel you deep inside of my cunt baby. Fuck you feel so good. I think you’re going to make me come already. Is that what you want baby? To feel my pussy squirt all over your huge dick. My cum dripping off of your dick under your balls as it’s slapping against my asshole while you’re pounding away at me. Cum for me baby. Deep inside me.

Phone Sex Therapy: A Big Cock is No Good if You Don’t Know To Use It

phone sex therapyBeing a phone sex therapist is informed by my day job. I am history teacher and human anatomy instructor, or sex education teacher. Students come to my office hours all the time with sex questions.  I counsel students constantly about their sexual issues. Yesterday, a young girl came to me to complain about her boyfriend. I don’t think she wanted help as much as she wanted to vent. He has a big dick. Size wasn’t the issue, but as I told her, what good is a big cock if you don’t know how to use it. I will take a 7 inch dick over a foot long dong any day if the smaller cock knows how to use what he has for my pleasure. Some men put forth zero effort and rely solely on their big dick. Women need foreplay. We need lubricated with fingers and tongues. Guys who just think women are ready for 12 inches of hard cock in their pussies with no foreplay are as bad as the guys with 2 inch dicks who think they are god’s gift to women. I told her to kick him to the curb because a man who won’t eat pussy or give a woman an ounce of foreplay doesn’t care about her pleasure. He is a loser like the guy with a turtle dick incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. I don’t need a 12 inch dick, but I don’t want less than 7 inches either. Sexy chicks who are size queens, however, will take an above average cock over a monster cock any day if the man that cock belongs too will eat pussy. Smaller guys, average guys work harder in the bedroom. I am willing to reward hard effort with my mature pussy. So, ask yourself if you really satisfy the ladies with your porn star monster dick. If not, maybe you need some phone therapy.

Whats your fantasy

Fantasy phone sex  We have the best fantasy phone sex together. We have been doing this for a while now and I have not heard the same thing twice. I really enjoy that you already have my lingerie picked out for me. Considering that you will soon be ripping it from my flesh it is a nice touch. They way you describe kissing the soft skin at the base of my neck. It really makes my skin tingle and gets goosebumps. The way you gasp at the way I talk about flicking your asshole with my tongue lets me know you like that too. You know that I love it rough and hard. You always make me squirt when you fuck me like that babe. Finally concluding when you blow your huge load inside of me. I put my panties on so I can leave it inside the rest of the day.

The Doc is in

Phone sex therapy Just because you come to see me for Phone Sex Therapy doesn’t mean something’s wrong with you. Sometimes you’re just not getting what you need at home. That’s exactly what the doc is here for. I have dedicated lots of time learning every way possible to please a man. That’s what brings most guys in to see me. My reputation proceeds me I guess. I’m more than happy to schedule you for weekly sessions of mood alternating blow jobs. You have to release all of that stress somewhere and my mouth is the perfect fucking place for you to leave it. I love seeing another satisfied client leaving with a huge smile on his face and cash in my hand.

Your so much fun

Best phone sex  I had the best phone sex with you yesterday.  I was laying out by my pool when you called. Luckily I had been trying out my new dildo a few minutes before you called. My pussy got so much wetter from the sound of your voice. I started pushing my toy harder and deeper into my cunt. As I heard your voice change and I knew that you were close to blowing your load, I squirted so much. I wish that you were here and could let that hot cum land all over my big jugs. Just so I could lick it off of course. That’s the perfect end to perfect call. Both of us left with cum on our hands.

Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick.  He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.