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Let me tell you all about Steve

cuckold phone sexI talked to a real loser today, his name is Steve and he is just about the biggest loser I have ever seen in my life! He is wearing a cock cage on his tiny little penis and he’s not allowed to cum ever! Who made this rule you ask? Well it wasn’t me! It was a girl that he wanted to date and instead of dating him she locked him up and humiliated him! Isn’t that hysterical?? He’s such a loser he couldn’t even get his pathetic lil dickie touched. Hahahaha all I could do was laugh at this guy, he was ridiculous! Now he calls for phone sex and can’t even jerk off… oh AND he pays that chicks bills too! Can you believe that shit? What a loser!

Tease and denial is all you’ll get from me!

tease and denialLook at me; perfect body, beautiful face and a pussy men would die to get into… now look at yourself; pasty white and pudgy with a dick so small I can barely see it! Did you really think a man like you could get a woman like me?? Bitch please! There isn’t enough money in the world to get a woman like me to fuck a man like you! No tease and denial is really the best you could ever hope for because honestly, I don’t really give a shit if you get off or not! I only care about real men, men with giant cocks that really fill me up! You have to go sit over there in the corner and watch while I fuck a real man or two… and if you are a very, very good boy I may just let you stroke your pathetic little clit… but don’t expect me to let you cum!

He gave me what I needed

best phone sexHe gave me just what I needed, even tho it pissed off his wife, isn’t that great? Lets face it, that bitch deserved to be cheated on anyway, she was always so bitchy to him, always nagging and complaining and never fucking him what else could he do? Was he supposed to just suffer blueballs in silence? No way! Instead he came over to my place and and fucked this pussy all night long! I knew his wife was a bitch so I made it extra special for him. I sucked that cock until it was rock hard then I bent over and let him fuck this juicy pussy until he exploded! It was totally selfish on my part tho, I was going thru a dry spell and needed to get fucked so bad! Now we’re all happy… except for his wife of course.

He just had to have me!

best phone sexHe just had to have me… all of me and he wanted it now! I knew that I should resist him but he was just too sexy and his bulge was just too big, I wanted it bad! He was rough with me when he shoved his cock in my mouth but it just got me wet, I love when a man takes what he wants. I worked that cock like a pro, even after he fucked me, I love the taste of my own pussy! I thought that I had found a hot new man to keep around for a while but that definitely didn’t happen. He just came all over my face and walked away, I don’t even have his number! Ugh why do all the hot sexy guys have to be so mean?

I was so naughty for my hot neighbor!

naughty neighbor pornMy new neighbor is hot as hell and it makes me want to be oh so naughty! Today he was outside shirtless mowing his lawn and I was so turned on I thought I was gonna die! I had to do something so I put on a tiny pair of shorts and a really thin top and went over to his place to ask for his help. I told him that I couldn’t get my car to start so he came right on over to help like a true gentleman. Once we were in my garage I dropped all pretenses of needing help and dropped right to my knees so I could pull out that cock. He was a little surprised but he didn’t tell me to stop so I sucked that cock and made it rock hard! That’s when he grabbed me and roughly bent me over the hood of the car and shoved that rock hard dick balls deep inside me. He fucked me so hard that I almost screamed! I came over and over and now he knows that I will be his naughty neighbor any day of the week!

He wanted it bad!

best phone sexHe wanted it so bad it was funny! I almost felt sorry for him in a way, I mean he is a married man and shouldn’t be looking at me like that anyway but his wife is such a bitch I really can’t blame him for looking elsewhere. This poor guy literally never gets laid, I know because I live right next door to them and I hear them fighting about it almost every day. I decided that I was going to be extra nice and invite him over when she left for work. He was surprised when I called him but when I told him that I was horny as hell and wanted to fuck he was at my house in seconds! Poor guy was so hard up for it that he practically came as soon as I put my mouth on that neglected cock of his! We fucked all day long while his wife was gone, he went home with a huge grin on his face too, I guess I could call that my good deed for the day huh?

Sexy chicks need big black cocks!

sexy chicksNothing makes me happier than big black cock. I turn into a real bitch if I have to go without it for more than a day or two. My boyfriend learned this really quickly, and he found out the only way to appease me is to let me fuck all the big black cocks I want. Nowadays, my boyfriend brings them home for me as a surprise, he is totally resigned to the fact that only superior big black dick can make me happy. He loves to see the pleasure in my eyes as they roll back in my head when a black dick pushes as deep into my pussy as possible. My boyfriend isn’t allowed to cum inside me, but I take all the black cock spunk I can, in every hole. I make my boyfriend sit and watch while he jacks his tiny, pathetic cock. These big bulls get to fuck me as much as they please and in every hole, something he could never dream of. I love telling him how much better these big black cocks make me feel than he ever could. Sometimes I’ll take two or three at once, the thickest, most veiny, blackest cocks I can find. Hopefully one day I’ll be able to smile as my boyfriend stands and watches me have a black baby and the proudest mommy. Oops, gotta go now, he’s home with another big black cock for me.

He was watching me all day long

naughty neighbor pornMy neighbor was watching me all day long yesterday, I could feel his eyes on me no matter where I was! It started when I was outside getting some sun, he was in his backyard too staring at me. And when I went inside he did too, he went from window to window in his house, changing rooms when I did, I could see his curtains twitching! I wasn’t even doing anything sexy, it was crazy! I figured if he was gonna spend the whole day staring at me, I might as well give him something good to look at so I went upstairs and put on something sexy. When I came back down, I opened all the curtains wide and started stripping, his curtains were shaking, at one point he almost pulled them down! By the time I started masturbating he gave up all pretenses of hiding and just flung his curtains open so that I could see he was masturbating too. We even came together! I’m hoping next time instead of just watching me, maybe he will come over for some real fun!

I got a discount!

best phone sexI went shoe shopping yesterday and found so many different pairs I wanted to buy but I just didn’t have enough money for all of them. I was struggling to pick which ones I liked best when the salesperson came over and asked me if he could help me. He was staring at my feet practically drooling over them so I wasn’t very surprised when he offered me a special discount. He said if I let him cum on my feet he would give me a huge discount and even give me some of them for free! Well, how was I supposed to resist an offer like that? I followed him to the back room and sat down, he pulled out his cock and rubbed it against my shoes at first then took them off and rubbed it against my bare feet. I didn’t have to do anything, he did all the work! It didn’t even take that long either, he came all over my toes and I left it there and put my shoes back on with all that cum still dripping off my toes. He loved it so much that he gave me 90% off all my shoes and promised to bring me more tomorrow!

Sorry not sorry, you needed that phone humiliation!

phone humiliationSorry not sorry sweetheart, you needed that phone humiliation even if you don’t think that’s what you really need. You came to me to hear the truth, you asked for my advice… just because you are unhappy with what I gave you doesn’t mean that I am wrong. Did you expect that I would just tell you that you were a real stud? That your girl was cheating on you just because she was a heartless bitch? Sweetheart, she is cheating because you have a little tiny penis, there is no other reason at all. Just look at that pitiful thing! Did you really think that any woman would be satisfied by that? Look, the thing you need to realize now, is that you are just a worthless little cucky boy with a tiny, unsatisfying cock. Taking girls shopping and maybe cleaning up their cum filled cunts are all you are really good for! It’s really time for you to realize that!