I say it all the time. Great blowjobs are for great cocks. Personally, when I am presented with a lackluster dick, I am not inspired to give my best head. In fact, I likely won’t give an underwhelming dick any attention. When I see a big cock, I am inspired to give it my all. I want to worship it. I want to make that cock cum so hard that the guy attached to it never wants another pair of lips on it again. When guys call me for advice, I must ask them some questions first. If I hear that a wife won’t give her husband head or her blowjobs suck, the first thing I ask is how big is your dick. When guys call me for phone sex therapy, I don’t always side with them. I know female behavior. It’s not that women are frigid or too proper. It is not that we don’t want to ruin our make-up or that we don’t like the taste of cum. It is not that we have a headache either. The way a woman responds to giving you head is based on your cock. If you have a small or average cock. Or one that has trouble standing at attention for long, you will get excuses from women. But if you have a big or unusually thick cock, you will get the best head of your life. Only tiny and broke dick losers complain about bad head. If women don’t want to blow you that is because you have a dick they don’t want to blow.
This naughty teacher was ready for office hours yesterday. It was a special day. Not an open door but scheduled office visits from some of my hunkiest students needing extra credit. It’s good to be the queen. If I was a male professor suggesting things like trading sex for grades, the female students would be screaming #metoo. Male students high five each other because they got to bang the hot teacher and stay on the football team. My intro to Psychology class is mandatory for graduation. That means I get a lot of jocks who have to get at least a C to continue playing. Hung, teen boys can do a lot of me. I can change a D to a C for some good cock. Yesterday was all about saving the sports teams. I have some of the top players in my class and all but one is failing my. I sat on my big oak desk naked while each failing jock earned his passing grade the old-fashioned way. Not one of them was unhappy to be there either. I am a hot sexy babe and I give great head and I take cock in all my holes. Plus, I swallow and squirt. It was a busy day of “tutoring,” and I have a “hurts so good pussy” to show for it. Are you hot for teacher? I am always looking to help a young student maximize his potential.
I have a dirty confession. I enjoy exhibitionist sex. Being watched masturbating makes my pussy wet. This morning, it was unseasonably warm for this time of year. I have a handsome neighbor. He is married but his wife is not hot. Now, I know some men marry for other things, but my neighbor and his wife never fuck. I can see into their bedroom. Never do they close the blinds. I would say they are exhibitionists, but they never do anything worth watching. They don’t even go to bed at the same time. I figured he was undersexed and would enjoy my show. His wife is not much to look at but I am. No man has looked away when I am playing with my pussy. I sat on my back patio, naked, with my legs spread wide, rubbing my cunt until I caught his eye. Once I did, he couldn’t disengage from me. His eyes were locked on my cunt. Mine were locked on his cock once he pulled it out and started stroking. I had no clue he was packing a big cock. His wife must be a lesbian not to want that cock. I was trying to signal him over to make a homemade naughty neighbor porn, but he just wanted to stroke his cock for me. We both came. It was a hot encounter, but I want more. I want his cock and I will get it.
One of my students this semester is not only hot for teacher, but he also has a major ass fetish. After the first day of the new semester, he wanted to bang my erasers and lick my ass. I always need a good ass licking. Every mature woman wants a young man who will kiss her ass. Zach is a Psych major which means I will have him in more classes over his 4-year college experience. Normally, each semester I pick a teacher’s pet. Zach picked me. He let me know almost immediately that he wanted to worship me all semester. How could this naughty teacher say no to that? I took him for a test run on the first day of the semester. He proved he had great oral skills, so I skipped my normal process and made him my first pet of 2020. Yesterday, he paid me a visit during my office hours. I had to lock my office door and put up a “Not In” sign because I was bent over my desk with a student’s tongue in my ass. Zach takes brown noser to new level. With his tongue up my ass and a finger in my cunt, he made me squirt all over my oak desk. He may be my best pet yet.
Some men need small dick humiliation. Some more than others. Mike was a loser pizza delivery guy. A forty year old man with what I call failure to thrive syndrome. How many 40 year old men who deliver pizza for a living, drive an old beater car, reek of weed, live in their parent’s basement would hit on a woman like me? There was no way this loser had a big dick. He kept telling me that I could not handle him. I ordered a pizza. Nothing else. I told him to get out but he was not leaving. He wanted a blowjob as his tip. Well, the joke was on me for once. He had damn near a foot long cock. I gave him the best head of his life. I could handle his big cock because I only fuck big cock. He just caught me by surprise. I mean a man with a porn star cock could be a gigolo or porn star not a pizza delivery guy. I was slumming fucking him, but a big dick is a big dick. He made my pussy squirt half a dozen times and he ate my pussy too. I may have a new pet project. This man is worth saving. I can help him make a lot of money because I know plenty of sexy hot women who will pay to have a cock that big in their pussy.
The best phone sex with always be with a mature woman. Once men find out I specialize in human sexuality, they are full of questions. Usually, they are aroused and want to fuck, but after asking a bunch of sex questions first. It is true that I know more about sexuality than the average woman. For men my age that is often intimidating because they can’t use their old tired moves with me or make me think their short dick is the best thing since sliced bread. For younger men, they are attracted to me more when they discover I am a naughty teacher of human sexuality. That is because younger men want to learn. They are curious about how to make women cum. I don’t care how many Penthouse forums you read or how much porn you watch, no two women cum the same way. The best way to know how to make a woman cum is to listen to the woman. Mature sexy women like me will show you how to please us. You just must be receptive to what we are telling you. I don’t just kick short dicks to the curb. I also kick men who won’t listen to me when I tell them how to make me cum. So, not only do you need a big dick to fuck me, you need listening skills.
This naughty teacher is glad to be back on campus. Classes start next week, but I went to my office this morning to set up my grade books and look over my class roster. I was surprised that a student knocked on my door, because most students won’t return to campus until the weekend. When the student entered my office, I was happy to see a good looking stud. Tall, blonde, muscular blue-eyed hunk. He looked like something out of an Abercrombie and Finch magazine. In my college years, he would have been a preppy. I licked my lips and felt my panties get wet when he walked up to my desk. He wanted to introduce himself before class started. After the first couple weeks of class, I pick a teacher’s pet for the semester. I decided right then and there I was picking a pet before I checked out the other contenders. This boy was smoking hot. He was flirting with me too. I got up from behind my oak desk, walked to my door and locked it. I tuned around and started unbuttoning my blouse. He stood up, took his shirt off and came closer too me. It was actually kind of romantic. He picked me up, sat me on my desk and kissed me passionately. My legs wrapped around his waist as my right hand unzipped his pants and pulled out his big cock. I was pleasantly surprised. I guided him into my pussy, and we started to fuck. My favorite student and class had not even started yet. He had stamina too. He managed to find my clit with his finger, massaging me to an orgasm on his cock. We came together, which rarely happens with lovers. Fucking my student before the semester on my desk felt like erotic roleplaying, but this was all real. Damn, this may be the best semester ever.
I give great blowjobs, but I only give them to great cocks. School is back in session in another week, which has put a damper in my sex life. On campus, I have access to all sorts of young studs with hard cocks. When school is out, I am forced to make some effort to find young studs. The mall, the gym, Starbucks and Barnes and Noble have been great hunting grounds for this cougar. Men my age rarely can get hard and stay hard to keep up with me in the bedroom. College boys, however, never have that issue. I was feeling very oral last night. It was 9 pm and I was not sure where to go, so I went to Starbucks. They close at 11 pm. I met a hunky barista name Beau. He flirted with me. He put “Sexy MILF Farah,” on my latte. I told him to come over after his shift. He was so excited to fuck this mature sexy babe, he left sick. I guess a raging boner qualifies as a sickness, right? He was knocking on my door not ten minutes after I returned. I could see the bulge in his pants. I knew he had a big cock. I unzipped his pants seductively, licking my lips in eager anticipation. I swallowed his rod better than an army of coeds. I deep throated him balls deep. He had a cock worthy my cock sucking skills. He came in my mouth. I swallowed and chased his jizz with my latte. Not long after, he was hard again and ready to fuck me properly.
Phone sex therapy should be one of your 2020 goals. There is no harm confessing your dirty secrets to a stranger. I highly recommend it because I can’t hurt you and I am cheaper than a regular therapist. Plus, I have an extremely open mind. Like to wear panties? You can buy a pair of mine! Like to watch interracial porn? I will watch with you. Are you a closeted sissy? I will be the best sissy trainer for you! Do you want your wife to fuck men with bigger cocks? Maybe even big black cocks? I will serve you up some cuckold phone sex therapy. Are you a quick cummer? I can help with edge play and guided masturbation techniques. Maybe you want to suck cock? We will visit a glory hole together. Is it small cock humiliation you crave? Well, I am an expert at small cock shaming. I don’t do little dicks. I gave them up in 1990. Let 2020 be judgment free. Let this be the decade you get to explore all your fantasies, fetishes and kinks.
The best phone sex is what you deserve for the holidays. I have been a phone sex slut for decades. I started doing it when I was in grad school. Once I completed my Ph.D. I switched to part-time because I love phone sex. I won’t go back to teaching until mid-January, which means you will find me around a lot more than usual. I will even be here on Christmas for a few hours. My family is small. My daughter will come to visit, but she knows what I do. She loves the idea of me making extra money talking dirty and giving men some much needed phone sex therapy. Holidays are ripe for phone sex counseling too. I understand. Seeing your family again; seeing your ex-wife again can stir up old fetishes and feelings. I am here for you. Maybe you wore panties or nylons as a younger boy. Perhaps your ex-wife left you for a hung man and that hung stud is now your son or daughter’s step daddy. Maybe being around your family means you must hide who you have become. I am not here to judge you. I am open-minded. I think you should wear the panties and buy the dress. I think you should be the cuckold or sissy you want to be. This phone therapist is always here for you.
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