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Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex with always be with a mature woman. Once men find out I specialize in human sexuality, they are full of questions. Usually, they are aroused and want to fuck, but after asking a bunch of sex questions first. It is true that I know more about sexuality than the average woman. For men my age that is often intimidating because they can’t use their old tired moves with me or make me think their short dick is the best thing since sliced bread. For younger men, they are attracted to me more when they discover I am a naughty teacher of human sexuality. That is because younger men want to learn. They are curious about how to make women cum. I don’t care how many Penthouse forums you read or how much porn you watch, no two women cum the same way. The best way to know how to make a woman cum is to listen to the woman. Mature sexy women like me will show you how to please us. You just must be receptive to what we are telling you. I don’t just kick short dicks to the curb. I also kick men who won’t listen to me when I tell them how to make me cum. So, not only do you need a big dick to fuck me, you need listening skills.

This Naughty Teacher is Excited to be Back on Campus

naughty teacherThis naughty teacher is glad to be back on campus. Classes start next week, but I went to my office this morning to set up my grade books and look over my class roster. I was surprised that a student knocked on my door, because most students won’t return to campus until the weekend. When the student entered my office, I was happy to see a good looking stud. Tall, blonde, muscular blue-eyed hunk. He looked like something out of an Abercrombie and Finch magazine. In my college years, he would have been a preppy. I licked my lips and felt my panties get wet when he walked up to my desk. He wanted to introduce himself before class started. After the first couple weeks of class, I pick a teacher’s pet for the semester. I decided right then and there I was picking a pet before I checked out the other contenders. This boy was smoking hot. He was flirting with me too. I got up from behind my oak desk, walked to my door and locked it. I tuned around and started unbuttoning my blouse. He stood up, took his shirt off and came closer too me. It was actually kind of romantic. He picked me up, sat me on my desk and kissed me passionately. My legs wrapped around his waist as my right hand unzipped his pants and pulled out his big cock. I was pleasantly surprised. I guided him into my pussy, and we started to fuck. My favorite student and class had not even started yet. He had stamina too. He managed to find my clit with his finger, massaging me to an orgasm on his cock. We came together, which rarely happens with lovers. Fucking my student before the semester on my desk felt like erotic roleplaying, but this was all real. Damn, this may be the best semester ever.

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Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks

great blowjobsI give great blowjobs, but I only give them to great cocks. School is back in session in another week, which has put a damper in my sex life. On campus, I have access to all sorts of young studs with hard cocks. When school is out, I am forced to make some effort to find young studs. The mall, the gym, Starbucks and Barnes and Noble have been great hunting grounds for this cougar. Men my age rarely can get hard and stay hard to keep up with me in the bedroom. College boys, however, never have that issue. I was feeling very oral last night. It was 9 pm and I was not sure where to go, so I went to Starbucks. They close at 11 pm. I met a hunky barista name Beau. He flirted with me. He put “Sexy MILF Farah,” on my latte. I told him to come over after his shift. He was so excited to fuck this mature sexy babe, he left sick. I guess a raging boner qualifies as a sickness, right? He was knocking on my door not ten minutes after I returned. I could see the bulge in his pants. I knew he had a big cock. I unzipped his pants seductively, licking my lips in eager anticipation. I swallowed his rod better than an army of coeds. I deep throated him balls deep. He had a cock worthy my cock sucking skills. He came in my mouth. I swallowed and chased his jizz with my latte. Not long after, he was hard again and ready to fuck me properly.

Phone Sex Therapy in 2020

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy should be one of your 2020 goals. There is no harm confessing your dirty secrets to a stranger. I highly recommend it because I can’t hurt you and I am cheaper than a regular therapist. Plus, I have an extremely open mind.  Like to wear panties? You can buy a pair of mine! Like to watch interracial porn? I will watch with you. Are you a closeted sissy? I will be the best sissy trainer for you! Do you want your wife to fuck men with bigger cocks? Maybe even big black cocks?  I will serve you up some cuckold phone sex therapy. Are you a quick cummer? I can help with edge play and guided masturbation techniques. Maybe you want to suck cock? We will visit a glory hole together. Is it small cock humiliation you crave? Well, I am an expert at small cock shaming. I don’t do little dicks. I gave them up in 1990.  Let 2020 be judgment free. Let this be the decade you get to explore all your fantasies, fetishes and kinks.

Give Yourself the Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is what you deserve for the holidays. I have been a phone sex slut for decades. I started doing it when I was in grad school. Once I completed my Ph.D. I switched to part-time because I love phone sex. I won’t go back to teaching until mid-January, which means you will find me around a lot more than usual. I will even be here on Christmas for a few hours. My family is small. My daughter will come to visit, but she knows what I do. She loves the idea of me making extra money talking dirty and giving men some much needed phone sex therapy. Holidays are ripe for phone sex counseling too. I understand. Seeing your family again; seeing your ex-wife again can stir up old fetishes and feelings. I am here for you. Maybe you wore panties or nylons as a younger boy. Perhaps your ex-wife left you for a hung man and that hung stud is now your son or daughter’s step daddy. Maybe being around your family means you must hide who you have become. I am not here to judge you. I am open-minded. I think you should wear the panties and buy the dress. I think you should be the cuckold or sissy you want to be. This phone therapist is always here for you.

Cuckold Phone Sex for Christmas

cuckold phone sexTis the season for cuckold phone sex! There is no better gift for your wife than the big dick she deserves. The one you don’t have. Maybe she has been getting some behind your back. If that is the case, then the best thing she can do for you is to bring you in on the fun. Wouldn’t you like to see your wife getting the pleasure she deserves? The best gifts come from the heart. Let her have lovers without having to sneak around. If she is to devoted to you or committed to the notion of fidelity, then you need to set her straight. Seriously, cuckolding brings people closer. Cuckolding saves marriages. Cuckolding is honest. You are honest about your inability to satisfy your wife. You are honest about getting aroused at seeing her with other men. Perhaps, you are honest about wanting some big dick for yourself. And, she is honest about needing more than you can give her. This Christmas, treat yourself to a better marriage. Call me for some phone sex therapy. I will help you and your wife have a better marriage and a better sex life.

Naughty Neighbor Porn on a Cold Day

naughty neighbor pornWhen it is fucking freezing out, I make naughty neighbor porn. My college stud neighbor is home for the holiday break. He came over to bring me cookies his mother made for me. If she only knew I was fucking her son she wouldn’t be so nice to me. He just wanted the chance to see his sexy divorcee neighbor. It was a fucking blizzard outside too. He had to put on snow boots just to walk next door. He was so cold to the touch that I suggested we take a hot shower. It was foreplay. Warmed us both up quickly. He was so horny for me he couldn’t wait to fuck me in the bed. He shoved me against the shower door and fucked me from behind. It felt good to have a young cock in my ass while hot water beat down on my back. He pumped in and out of my ass in rhythm with the water. He has an ass fetish and I always let him in my back door. His cock is perfect for my ass. Not small, not big. Perfect girth too. It was a quick fuck. It had been a few weeks since we last fucked and he was in water lol. Once out of the steamy shower,  however, we continued fucking on my bed. Welcome home, I told him as I proceeded to drain his balls several times.

Mature Phone Sex Women

mature phone sexMature phone sex women know how to make you feel better. They also know how to make each other feel better. My bestie and I were out having drinks last night. We are both single women. Single hot women. Single hot mature women. We love cock teasing men. We look for sexy eligible men. By eligible we mean men who meet our standards. We want big cocks. We want sophisticated men. We want rich men. Last night at bar we frequent was loser night. Instead of lowering our standards, we took each other home. We would both rather fuck each other than a loser.  If I have a dildo bigger than your cock, guess what I am fucking? Margo and I went back to my place and fucked. We joked about all the small dicks trying to impress us but falling short.  As women mature, they get smarter. They get better at spotting the posers and the losers. Our sexual needs increase but we are less willing to comprise them. Last night was a prime example. Two sexy chicks licked each other’s pussies and used sex toys to get off. That’s right boys. Women prefer pussy to small dicks. I will never give a small dicked man the time of day. I will never be that desperate for cock.

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Cuckold Phone Sex Season

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is always in season. I have this girlfriend in an unhappy marriage. She wants to tell her husband she needs a hung lover, but she is afraid to tell him right before Christmas. I had to talk to her. Her husband has not cared about her sexual dissatisfaction why should she care about his holiday spirit? Cuckolding a man is the best thing she can do for her marriage. I explained to her that cuckolding saves marriages. She can give herself the gift of a big cock and many orgasms. She can give her husband the gift of reality and being a good husband. A good man would want his wife sexually satisfied.  I have two ex-husbands because they could not put me above their egos. I know her husband. He strikes me as a reasonable man. I told her to fuck a guy. Not only did I tell her to fuck a guy, but I called one over for her to fuck. Jason has a nice cock. He is not a monster cock, but he is way bigger than her husband. I thought if I brought her a monster cock from the get-go, she might get scared. Her pussy is used to a 4-inch dick, so a foot long one might scare her. I settled for an ample 7-inch dick from a younger lover. When she saw his cock and how stiff it was, she fell to her knees to worship it. I could see the hunger in her eyes. She wanted that cock in a way she could never want her husband’s dick. I knew what she was feeling. I have been there before. Once a woman has a bigger dick, there is no going back. Call it phone sex therapy, but I helped my friend. I might have just saved her marriage.

MILF Phone Sex Babe

milf phone sexBeing a sexy milf phone sex slut has its benefits. I talk to guys who lust after older women all the time. I have young lovers too. With it being a school break, however, my usual younger lovers were not in town. I decided to go this new club with a cougar reputation. Most younger guys know that is where to go if you want to bang a hot older broad.  I did the Thanksgiving dinner, then ditched my family to find a cub. I was not the only cougar with that same thought there. I was, however, the hottest milf in the place. I sat at the bar. Other women were giving me the evil eye. I think that was only because I had the young bartender’s attention. I don’t have to work hard for attention. I get it naturally. I didn’t have to buy my drinks. The bartender just kept pouring more wine in my glass. I knew who I was taking home. Other women came to the bar to get a drink, but only I was getting the attention. I just hoped he had a big dick, or all this attention was for nothing.  I sat there on that bar stool with the bartender until last call.  I gave him a ride home to my place, but I had to see his cock before going inside. He got to experience my great blowjobs in the car. I had to see if he had what I needed. Luckily, all that conversation wasn’t for waste. He was a hung like a horse. He could have had any cougar in the bar, but he only wanted me. He said he likes mature women with confidence. I like younger men with big cocks and stamina. We fucked all night long. I needed to work off that Thanksgiving dinner and this was way better than the gym.