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Cuckold Phone Sex with My Loser Ex-Husband

cuckold phone sexMy ex-husband needs cuckold phone sex. Do you? I can’t explain it. He has the most pathetic little cock I have ever seen. Seen is the wrong word to use because I need to squint to see it. Minuscule is a better word for my ex-husband’s private parts. Hence why he is an ex-husband. His teenie weenie couldn’t please me ever, not even once. It didn’t help that he was a chronic masturbator too, so he couldn’t get his nub hard for me. I no longer fuck him. Although I am no longer married to the loser, he keeps on trying to fuck me. I learned quickly with him that a hot bitch like me deserves to fuck a man she can feel inside her pussy. A man with a cock worthy of a sexy woman. Yet the delusional fucker still thinks our shared past somehow will make me have pity sex with him. He came over last night begging for my pussy again and I laughed. Normally, I just shut the door and be done with him, but I wanted to play tease and denial games. I teased him with my hot pussy. I let him watch me play with my sex toys that were bigger than him. I got the loser all excited, then slapped a chastity cage on his worthless pecker denying him any pleasure. He doesn’t deserve to cum. No man who can’t please a woman deserves to cum. And any man who prefers playing with his own junk over his lady’s pussy, doesn’t deserve to cum either. It is a privilege to be in a pussy as fine as mine. So, don’t for a moment think I won’t put your shrimp dick under lock and key too if you think fucking is all about you or you don’t meet my size requirements.

 

Mature Phone Sex Babe

mature phone sexA mature phone sex slut is like fine wine. We only get better with age. I don’t fuck many men my age. I am a fan of college boys. They have hard cocks that always work. They don’t need down time and they have no baggage. They are horny all the time. And, they don’t want to marry me. They just want to have hot sexy fun with a mature sexy woman with mad sexual skills. I have been fucking Pete for a few weeks now. He is in my introduction to Psychology class. He became teacher’s pet quickly. He hit on me and showed me his big dick the first day of class. During our first office meeting, his cock was down my throat filling my belly up with his hot boy seed. So, it should be no surprise that yesterday I decided to entertain him and a few of his frat brothers. The only thing better than college cock, is three college cocks. I am happy to be a gangbang whore to a bunch of frat boys. I invited them over to use the pool. We skinny dipped because no swims suits allowed in my pool. I tested out my underwater skills. I can hold my breath longer than an Olympic swimmer, especially if sucking cock. After getting those hung college stud dicks hard, I bent over the side of the pool and told them to fuck me.  A mature sexy babe like me lets frat boys entertain all her holes. I had three cocks in me at once the entire day. One in my mouth, one in my ass and one in my pussy. I guess you could say it was a MILF gone wild pool party. I think Pete is going to be the teacher’s pet for awhile if he can bring me more hung studs like he did yesterday to fuck.

Cum on Boobs for the Neighbor Girl

cum on boobsI had cum on boobs when my neighbor showed up. I had just fucked her stepfather. He is married, so we fuck discreetly. He is one of the few men my age I do fuck. His stepdaughter goes to college with my daughter. They are best friends, have been since high school. My neighbor girl has a key to my place because she house sits when I travel and checks on the animals when I get stuck at work for longer than anticipated. We have had some storms lately and I guess a text I had sent yesterday never went through until today, so she thought my pups needed a potty break today. Her stepdad heard the front door, thought it was my daughter and escaped out the bedroom window. When Casey walked in my bedroom, I had cum covered boobs. She looked embarrassed at first, but then she started showing some curiosity. I didn’t dare tell her who’s cum was all over me. I had no idea this young coed was such a dirty freak. She crawled over to me and started licking the cum off my boobs. I wanted to stop her because she was eating her mom’s husband’s cum off me, but the more I thought about it, the hotter it was to me. I didn’t know she was a bisexual hottie or a cum guzzler. I guess most coeds are both these days. She licked every bit of cum off me then ate my shaved wet pussy.

Small Dick Humiliation was Warranted

small dick humiliationHe needed small dick humiliation and he got it. I was on a date. This was a man with a big bank account. He had everything I love in a man except the one thing that matters most, a dick. It was so small I thought he was born a girl and living as a man. My own clit was bigger. I was hopeful that he was the whole package because he was over 6 feet tall. Handsome, athletic and rich. Only problem was he was hung like a hamster. When he took his pants down, he was expecting a blowjob. That is not what he got, however. He got shamed. I laughed so hard I thought I would pee my panties. How could I be so wrong about a man? Normally, I am great about sizing up a man. He gave off no vibes of having a small dick. From his reaction, it was clear he had no clue he was small. Small is being generous. This was the most non-existent dick I had ever seen. The biggest disappointment too. He honestly thought I would fuck him because of his money. I looked him straight in the eyes, trying not to laugh and said, “I would not fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Not even if you paid me.” I walked right out of his place and went home and masturbated. I will never lower my standards. Dildos were made because of small dick losers like him.

Erotic Roleplaying Student Teacher

erotic roleplayingI love erotic roleplaying.  Often, art imitates life in the bedroom for me. I have a new lover. He found out I am a professor and his mind went wild with role play ideas. He is younger than me, but older than a college boy. I think he said he was 31. We met at the gym a couple weeks ago and have been fucking ever since. It is a friends with benefits relationship. It works for us both. He saw my Ph.D. framed in my office the other night and asked if I was a professor. He had a major crush on a college professor when he was at UCLA. She was not the naughty teacher I am, at least she was not with him. I was happy to spice up an already hot sex life. He dressed to look younger. I dressed like I was teaching a class not fucking a boy toy. I put my glasses on too. He loved that. We pretended he wanted extra-credit to keep his scholarship. I arranged for him to eat the teacher’s pussy and fuck her on her desk, so he could keep his football scholarship. Little does my boy toy know that I am making all sorts of special arrangements just like his fantasy.

Cuckold Phone Sex for Loser

cuckold phone sexSome men need cuckold phone sex more than others. Just like some men need to watch a woman suck a big cock more than others. Tony is a colleague. He is nice and smart, but he is a wimp. The kind of man who is a doormat for any woman. I will walk all over a doormat. I will fuck a man. Tony is persistent. He keeps asking me out. I keep saying no. I decided he needed to see me fuck a real man. I invited him over for dinner. The dinner for me was a big fat cock I was devouring. I timed it right so Tony would see me sucking his cock. Holy shit he didn’t react how I assumed he would. He pulled out his little dick and rubbed it. Doormat. He was acting like he thought I wanted. I enjoyed fucking my stud nonetheless. I didn’t care what Tony was saying or doing because I was lost in a big cock. I gave him some small dick humiliation that he ate up too. On the phone, I am used to easy cuckolds; in real life it rarely goes that way. Tony is just so pathetic, he acted like he thought I would want a cuck to act. I love cuckolds, but I prefer them to resist a little initially. 

Best Phone Sex Teacher

best phone sexI always tell guys the best phone sex is with a mature woman. I mean it too. Now that school is back in session full-time, I am seeing young coeds and fraternity boys daily. I am like a fat brat in a candy store on a college campus. I want one of everything. My classes are filled with a lot of young studs. This semester, I have my pick of the litter for teacher’s pet. I am still auditioning students. Right now, I am in between a cute coed and a sexy young Australian exchange student for the pet of the semester. The coed is in the best sorority on campus. She has a sweet tasting cunt. And she is bisexual with mommy issues. I sometimes get calls to be a phone sex mommy, so if some hot piece of ass wants to eat my pussy all semester, I am in. She can even call me mommy as she eats my cunt. The lad is sexy because of his accent. He also has a sizable cock for an 18-year-old boy. Handsome and brooding in a young Russell Crowe sort of way. I had just finished eating the coed’s cunt when I got pounded by the hot exchange student. Maybe I can have two teachers pets. I am in charge after all. 

Phone Sex Therapy with Your Wife

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She called me for phone sex therapy. I occasionally get calls from women. Usually, the women are sexually frustrated with their husbands and need guidance. Your wife came to the right woman because I told her how to cuckold you. Ginger told me about your three-inch dick. She also told me about your limp dick issues and the fact that you refuse to eat pussy. I told her to leave your loser ass, but she likes being married. She likes having you in her life. She just doesn’t enjoy fucking you. Can’t say that I blame her. I told her to cuckold you. I told her to get a lover. I told her that you would either support her need for big working dick, or you would bitch and moan because you are a selfish loser. Listen up husbands. If your dick is less than 7-inches, you can’t do your job as a husband. You can’t do all your job at least with such a small dick. The only way to make your wife happy, is to get her a lover. As a phone sex therapist, I had Ginger bring her husband to see me too. I had a stud with a large cock ready to fuck us both while he watched. Seeing is believing. Once a husband sees his wife moaning and squirting on a big cock, he knows he has been disappointing the woman he loves. Wake up men. The times have changed. If you have a small dick, you need to take a backseat to a man with a big cock.

Great Blowjobs are for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsNot every man deserves great blowjobs. Some men don’t deserve head at all. I am a great cock sucker. Every woman is. So, the question you must ask yourself is, “If I get bad head, is it her fault or mine?” I am here to tell you the issue is not a woman’s cock sucking skills. It is your lack of cock. Woman enjoy giving head when there is a big cock to be enthusiastic about. If a woman is not enthused to go down on you, my guess is you have an underwhelming cock. I am also known to many as a phone sex therapist. Any time a couple comes to me and the man is complaining about his wife’s lousy sexual skills, the first thing I do is ask to see his dick. Almost all the time, it is a 5-inch or less dick. That’s a cock not worthy of a woman’s efforts. I would not waste my energy sucking your pathetic dick. If you are that small and complaining about your sexual dissatisfaction, I am going to ask you the tough questions like what about your wife’s sexual pleasure. Therapy clients are often disappointed with me because I side with the woman. If you have a small dick and you are worried about you, then you need a reality check. Your woman needs a lover. Some one who cares about her sexual pleasure before his sexual pleasure. You deserve to be cuckolded not only because you have a small dick, but because you are a selfish bastard who can’t see past his little dick. Women only give their best moves for the best cocks. If a woman isn’t all over you like white on rice, then you need to look at your dick and ask yourself why because it is a woman’s nature to please.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex takes different forms. Some guys are cuckolds in the sense that they just want their wives to have lovers. They know that they are too sexually inadequate to take care of their spouse’s sexual needs. And some cuckolds are more about the cocks their wives are taking. They want to fluff the cock for their wives. They want to lick the creampie out of their wives’ pussies. They even want to get fucked and humiliated by their wives’ hung lovers. Which kind of cuckold are you? I love cucks. I don’t fuck cucks, but I groom them. I help them be the best cuckolds they can be for their wives and for themselves. I am a phone sex therapist. I specialize in sexual dysfunction, small dick shame and cuckolding. Many men want to be cuckolds but don’t know how to get their wives on board. Some men have small dicks and just don’t know what to do to help their wives get sexual satisfaction. And some men just don’t even know yet that they are incapable of pleasing women. That is my cue. I want to help you help your wife get the sexual pleasure she deserves because women cum first.