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Mature Phone Sex Fetishes

mature phone sexMature phone sex women get a lot of fetish calls. I think it is because with age, comes experience. I have a lot of fetishes I enjoy. I make it no secret that I love cuckolds, but I have a strong shoe fetish. When I was younger, I learned to masturbate with shoes. I like the feel of leather against my pussy. I like the smell of leather too. In college, I would get older men, professors mainly, to buy me nice shoes. I was always able to spot the professor with a foot or shoe fetish. Men can’t take their eyes off my sexy legs nor my sexy feet. I cock tease them with my feet, which makes them weak, so they buy me whatever shoes I want. I am in my forties now. Even though my sugar baby days are behind me, I still have guys buying me designer shoes. I have an entire shoe closet which contains about 500 pairs of designer shoes. Shoes in my pussy will never replace a big cock, however after a disappointing date or as foreplay before a hot one, I pleasure my pussy with a pair of shoes or boots. Sometimes shoes make my pussy feel better than a small cock. Plus, if I masturbate a few times with some fine designer heels, my pussy will be super wet on a hot date with a hung man. He will think it is all him, but you and I will know the truth. Do you have a shoe fetish? What about foot fetishes? They are all connected: legs, feet, shoes, even pantyhose and stockings. I have my share of fetish boys for all those fetishes. Now, I sit at the front of the classroom dangling my feet in front of the students and see what young stud takes the bait.

Cuckold Phone Sex Humiliation

cuckold phone sexDo you need cuckold phone sex therapy? If you have a small dick but think you are God’s gift to women, you clearly need help. I met a man in total denial of his pin dick last night. Usually, the men bragging about how much money they make and what kind of sports car they drive are overcompensating. That might work on a young girl, but mature sexy women see right through that shit. I called him out. He tried to get sassy with me, even called me a carpet muncher. I made it clear to him that I would eat a million pussies before I would suck one little dick. He kept telling me and my girlfriends that I couldn’t handle his package. I called his bluff. I told him to show us this beast of a dick he was claiming to have dangling between his legs. It was worse than I expected. All we saw was hair and balls. Perhaps with a weed whacker, I could have seen some semblance of a dick, but when you are all hair and nuts, you are a loser with a capital L. My girlfriends and I snapped pictures for Snap Chat. None of us could believe the bravado this loser had. When he tried to pull up his pants, one of my friends grabbed his hand and pinned it behind his back. She is a self-defense instructor, so she has moves like Chuck Norris. She paraded him around the club for all the ladies to see what this big talker really had between his legs. He couldn’t handle the small dick humiliation. He just kept calling us all tuna bumpers and other lesbian insults. I kissed my girlfriends and fingered their pussies in front of him, so he knew I would take pussy over his loser dick any day. I think he left the club crying. I was too busy munching on pussy to notice.

Phone Sex Therapy with a Dominant Woman

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is very popular. Losers, sissies, submissive slaves and cuckolds need someone to talk to because they have wives who just don’t understand.  I spoke to a career submissive t his morning. He is married to a wife who will role play with him in bed, but as soon as she leaves the bedroom, she is back to traditional husband and wife roles. I honestly don’t understand why women who have submissive husbands don’t exploit them. If I was married and my husband begged me to have power over his life, I would run with it and enjoy it. Many men are weak and submissive. They need a woman to control all aspects of their lives. As a phone sex therapist, I advised him to seek a mistress. If your wife won’t exploit you, a mistress will. I love blackmailing my callers, forcing them to tribute me when they expose their dirty little secrets. But as a phone mistress, I am limited in what I can do. I will help subby men find mistresses in their area. Some men should not be married to weak women; women okay with traditional marriage roles. Fuck tradition. If you are with me and you are a submissive bitch, you are getting pegged in the ass daily. You are doing all the housework. You are paying all the bills that are in my name. I am not a weak woman. I have never fit the traditional wife role which is why I am twice divorced.  I am a wife in charge kind of woman. If you are a natural submissive, I will exploit the hell out of you. You will tribute me. You will eat my ass and my pussy. You keep my house clean. You will pay for sexy outfits for me to wear when I fuck real men. You will give me control over all your finances. You will submit mind body and soul. Think you could handle a dominant woman like me?

My Neighbor Has an Ass Fetish

ass fetishMy neighbor has an ass fetish. We flirt from across the street. I have a big cock fetish, so he shows me his cock when I show him my ass. That is what is called a win win situation.  It was sunny yesterday morning, but cold. When I went to get my paper, my neighbor was doing the same thing. You guessed it. I flashed him my ample ass. I even twerked it. I almost caused an accident when a car drove down the street. I heard the screeching of the tires. I went back inside because it was too cold. He flashed me his morning wood, but he wasn’t fully erect. It was too cold for a full hard on. He is married, so we have not made a naughty neighbor porn together yet. That all changed yesterday. He came over to tell me he is done with his cock teasing neighbor. It was time to bury his cock in my ass and pussy instead of just jacking off to the thought. I would have fucked him the moment I knew he was hung like a horse if it wasn’t for his dedication to his wife. They fuck. She is not a shrew like my next door neighbor’s wife. The problem is she complains that he is too big for her ass. He loves anal fucking. He is not too big for my ass, however. I bent over the couch, spread my ass cheeks and begged him to fuck my ass. He wasted no time sliding his thick shaft up my willing ass. No such thing as too big for me. As I grunted like a wild animal, we fucked in my living room while his wife was paying bills across the street. She thought he was over to help me build a shelf. Sweet, but dumb. Any man in my house is there to fuck. I can’t be trusted with hung men. My ass is still hurting today, but in a hurts so good way.

Naughty Teacher has a New Teacher’s Pet

naughty teacherI try to not be a naughty teacher, but my students are hot for teacher, even the females! Lilly came to my office hours yesterday. She is an average student, so when she asked for extra credit, I honestly didn’t think she had ulterior motives. When I asked her what she was good at to get a feel for what type of project to give her, she bolted out, “pussy licking.” She looked embarrassed about her outburst, but I was intrigued. Girls eat pussy better than boys. I think it has to do with the fact that we know what we like; we know what feels good. I told her I knew exactly how she could get extra credit in my class. I walked to my office door and locked it. I walked back to my desk and sat on the top with my legs spread. I gave her a nod and she went down like the Titanic between my legs. She pulled my panties to the side and slid her tongue in my shaved wet pussy. A few licks and I was moaning so loud I was certain the students walking the halls could hear me. I turned on my music to drown out my moans. She was not lying. If I taught a course in cunt licking, she would get an A plus. She was so good I made her a deal. One I rarely make. I promised her an A in my class for the semester if she ate my pussy a couple times a week. I explained she had to come to class and do all assignments for appearances, but if she kept licking my pussy this well the rest of the semester, she would earn a solid A. She took the deal. I squirted on her face a few times before she had to leave for her next class. She is already teacher’s pet.

Phone Sex Therapy All Day

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy happens all the time with me. Some guys don’t even know they need it until they call. This morning a new caller discovered me. He got his tax return on a prepaid card and thought it would be a discreet way to have some fun without his wife knowing about it. I encourage married men with curious wives or joint accounts to always use a prepaid card! This was just a horny man calling for a regular vanilla fuck. I love a good phone fuck; however, I still have a size requirement. I am not masturbating and moaning for a small dick. A smart man would just lie to me. Tell me he has a big cock, although I can often tell from a voice how endowed someone is or is not! He didn’t sound gay. He didn’t sound like a sissy, but he told me he had 5 hard inches for me. Now, a 5-inch cock may not be small, but it is hardly big either. It is what I call pathetically average. I don’t fuck average cock. What hot sexy woman yells, “Give me your 5-inch dick stud?”  No woman does. I gave him some tough love. I explained his cock is average. It is not small. It is not big. It’s the Goldilocks of cocks, but not just right for me. Just right for me is big. I will settle for 7 inches if the rest of the package is nice, but 8 is usually my bare minimum in dick size. At first, my caller was trying to assert dominance over me, but I don’t play those games. By the end of our call, he was fucking his man pussy with his wife’s dildo and buying a pair of my panties to keep his nub secure. That is the power of a sexy phone sex slut!

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Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is what I enjoy the most. Making fun of your tiny equipment that couldn’t satisfy a Barbie doll is so much fun. I tease guys in my personal life incessantly about their tiny dicks; especially the losers who want to bang me but don’t pass the length requirement. John is a teacher at my school. Outwardly, he looks like a catch. He is handsome and gainfully employed. He is divorced, but dates. He is a serial dater. He knows I am a sex therapist. He came to me months ago for some personal advice and direction. He wanted to know why he can’t get a woman to commit. I knew that if no woman was wanting  to be in a relationship with him there was something I was missing. I would have dated him if he was not a teacher at my school. I will fuck the students, but the faculty is off limits to my pussy. What is that saying about not shitting where you eat?

sexy babeThis sexy babe is smart. Intra office relationships only cause turmoil. I had dinner with John to tell him we could only be friends. He was cool with that, but he still wanted my help in finding a long term girlfriend. I asked him the tough question. How was he in bed? He admitted what he lacked in length he made up for with enthusiasm. I knew what the problem was when he said that. Women want size: length and girth are important. Since he was in the friend zone, I had him show me his dick. It was a baby dick at best. The tiniest thing I have seen on a full grown man. He was not happy with my brand of tough phone sex therapy at first but understanding why women flee from you is half the battle to happiness. I have been training him to be a cuckold and a sissy. He accepts now that he will never be the romantic lead in a woman’s life. The best he can hope for is to be a sissy or cuckold. Do you need help understanding your role in a woman’s life?

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Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?”  It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever.  It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater.  Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.

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Ass Fetish Explored with My Neighbor

ass fetishMy hot neighbor has an ass fetish. I have a great ass too. I love flaunting it. Yoga has given me a better ass in my 40s than I did in my 20s. I have a better ass than I have tits. All in all, I look great for my age; for any age, but I do love an ass man. I enjoy being spanked and groped, but by the right men. Not everyone gets to touch me. Not everyone gets to fuck me. My neighbor and I have been teasing each other for weeks now. I undress in front of the window. He adjusts his crotch. Its been harmless flirting and flaunting until last night. I was super horny. I had an intense workout which got my blood pumping straight into my pussy. I noticed his wife was not home. She has lots of night meetings for her job. I peeled off my dirty sweaty gym clothes and stood in front of my window until I got his attention. Once I had him at attention, I leaned over my chair to show off my ass. I spanked and jiggled it a few times to drive him crazy. We are friends on FaceBook, so I sent a close-up selfie and told him to come over and fuck my hot ass. I think he flew, because it felt like no time had passed by before his hands were grabbing my ass. He buried his face in my ass crack. Licked my sweaty ass and inhaled my natural scent. Been awhile since a man tongued my asshole because he wanted too, not because he was cleaning out a real man’s cum. I let my married neighbor fuck my ass with his hard 8-inch cock. He finger fucked me to an intense climax. Sometimes a sexy babe just needs it in the ass.

Cuckold Phone Sex Valentine

cuckold phone sexI had a cuckold phone sex Valentine’s Day. What is that? That is when I make all the small dick losers who wish they could get into my panties bring me some real cock. The only thing a small dick loser can do to satisfy me is to bring me a big cock. I love shaming a tiny dick man in front of a real man. It is extra embarrassing for the cuckold to bring me a real cock then sit on the side lines and watch his gift get all the loving. If a cuckold or sissy man wants to be in my life he must bring something valuable to the table like a stud or a large cash donation. I am a mature sexy babe. I can have any man I want. Besides still having a rocking body, I am smart and sophisticated too. I don’t need to settle for small cocks, ugly men or cheap ass losers. Valentine’s Day proved that. Four of my regular cuckolds brought me four hung lovers. Big cock with cream filled balls is better than a box of chocolates. I enjoyed all my big dicks. But, I also enjoyed shaming my cuckold losers. Don’t feel sorry for them. They get off on humiliation. I even dressed one up as cupid in a diaper. They all had to fluff cock and clean me up after cum loads. Real men don’t always like a messy pussy. But a cuckold loser sure does.