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Mature Phone Sex Fourth of July

mature phone sexMature phone sex on the Fourth of July puts some bang in your day. My neighbors were being obnoxious with fireworks last night. My dogs were freaking out, so I had to pay them a visit. I don’t like being a bitch to my neighbors, but it was after midnight and they were being drunk and obnoxious. I put on something sexy to get their attention. Turns out it was my neighbor’s college son and a bunch of his friends. His parents are on a cruise and he is house sitting for them. I was offered a beer. I took it to be neighborly. I asked them if they could cease the fireworks because the noise was giving my pups anxiety. One of the boys said, “What do we get in return?” I paused for a second, surprised by that response, then said, “What do you want?” They gave me that look of lust. I know what boys like. Boys like a mature sexy babe who knows how to handle a cock. They unzipped their trousers. I inspected the merchandise because I am a cock size queen, after all. They were each ample to say the least. I walked around the fire pit stroking their cocks. We were in my neighbor’s back yard. If the other neighbors were awake and looking out their windows, they would have seen some college boys rocking with their cocks out. I made out with the boys as I delivered each one a mind altering hand job. Feeling their throbbing shafts in my hands made me wet; very wet. Feeling each boy cum to my expert stroking, made me cum in my panties. My pussy was so thick and creamy from all the stud cock surrounding me. I gave into my desires. They all fucked me up against the garage like a paid whore. I loved it. Talk about naughty neighbor porn! I started my Fourth of July with a bang; a boy gang bang. How you spending your day?

Phone Sex Therapist Farah is In

phone sex therapistPhone sex therapist Farah is in. I love helping you come to terms with your short comings. I did couples therapy this morning. My client has a hot slut wife. He has been seeing me because she has been cheating on him. Most guys that come to me trying to save their marriages have one thing in common. A small cock. The key to successful therapy is getting the client to understand he can’t save his marriage with a little dick. You can’t miraculously grow several inches overnight. You can, however, support your wife’s sexual pleasure. That is why I had to have the two of them together for some phone sex therapy. He needed to hear from his wife’s mouth that his cock was unsatisfactory and she was supplementing with other cock to get the sexual pleasure she deserves. I validated her actions. A hot woman deserves sexual pleasure. If you can’t deliver that, she has every right to make you a cuckold. His wife discussed in detail how his two inch cock does nothing for her. He was in shock when she showed him pictures of the cocks that were getting the job done for her. They were more than three times his size; way thicker too. I suggested that if he gave up trying to be the man in the relationship, their marriage would be stronger. I even went as far as to encourage my client to watch his slut wife with one of her well endowed lovers. Men with small dicks are much happier once they accept the fact they cannot satisfy women; at least not sexually. Cuckolds grow to accept that they don’t get to fuck their women; they learn to get satisfaction from their women fucking other men. My client and his wife agreed that tonight she would bring home a lover and he would watch a real man do what he cannot. Do you need some therapy to accept your short comings too?

Best Phone Sex for Me!

best phone sexBest phone sex? Are you asking yourself what that entails? If you need to ask, you have not had it yet; likely because you have not spoken to me or one of my fellow lovely phone sluts. I work for this site because we cater to men with sophisticated tastes; men who demand more than giggles and moans. I am a mature sexy woman. College educated and I have been gainfully employed outside the adult business. I do this because I have a certain skill set and certain interests that aren’t always fulfilled in my personal life. I enjoy cuckold phone sex. That is something younger girls have little experience with in my opinion. I have been married twice. Once to a man with a small dick and once to a man with a broke down cock. Either way, I didn’t get dick literally. Now that I am single and I command a certain cock size, I find that I miss cuckold humiliation. I don’t get too many small dicks in my life because I separate the boys from the men quite well. Phone sex allows me to talk to cuckolds all over the world. My pussy won’t get wet fucking a small or limp dick, however, it will get wet heaping humiliation on small dick losers. I masturbate making you lick the man seed out of my well fucked pussy. I might even squirt laughing at your little nub in panties when I give you a healthy dose of forced feminization. Boys belong in panties; men get to wear boxers or boxer briefs. I certainly get wet making you suck cock. Your job is to fluff cock, clean up the mess a real man leaves me and amuse me. You have no fuck value whatsoever. Maybe this won’t be the best phone chat for you, but it certainly will be for me and that’s all that matters loser.

Sissy Humiliation is a Sport for Me

sissy humiliationSissy humiliation is my favorite pastime. I can’t believe I get paid to laugh at losers and deny them the pleasure of cumming. I love making fun of pansy ass losers like you. The moment you pull down your boxer briefs I am in tears from laughing so hard. First, everyone knows that if you have a teenie weenie, it belongs in panties. You need something you will not get lost in. Your dick and balls are swimming in boxers or boxer briefs, right? I can’t believe you thought I would fuck you with that itty bitty nub. That means you are stupid as well as tiny. How sad for you. I mean really sad  for you. No way you get much pussy. Any pussy you get, you must fall out of too. Even a tight pussy can’t keep an inch worm! Some women are just too nice. They will lay there counting ceiling tiles, praying for it to be over soon. I am going to snap some photos of your little clit stick because my girlfriends won’t believe how small you really are between your legs. I will have to use the zoom otherwise they won’t know what they are looking at. They still might not know what they are looking at either. If you are a sexy woman like me or my friends, you don’t see many small dicks, well we don’t see them for long. The moment your pants are down, I am telling you, don’t let the door hit you on the ass as you scamper home. I don’t care how much money you spend on me. All the money in the world can’t make up for bad fucking. Do yourself a favor, if you see a hot woman and you have a shrimp’s dick between your legs, keep walking, unless of course you love small dick humiliation.

Phone Sex Therapy

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is for men and women. Some women need it just as badly as you guys; especially if they suffer under the delusion that cock size doesn’t matter. Of course it matters. Size always matters. I have this one cuckold I have been seeing for almost a year now. I use the word cuckold loosely because he cannot get his wife to fuck another man. He is a cuckold wannabe. All my suggestions to get her to cheat on him so she would see the light, failed. I was out of options, so I told him to bring his wife with him to our next therapy session. He had to trick her because she didn’t know he was seeing a phone sex therapist for his small dick issue. She is that delusional woman we all know who thinks being a good wife means blowing smoke up her husband’s ass about his sexual prowess in the bedroom. When they arrived, I had a surprise for them both. Zach was there as a live aid of sorts. Zack is 24 with a 9 inch, thick cock. My client’s wife was in shock to see a hung, naked handsome guy waiting for her and her husband. My client knew what to do. He stripped naked and stood next to Zach so his wife could see the stark contrast. It was stark too since my client is 2 inches hard. When he is soft, you can’t see anything but hair and balls. Seeing is believing. Fucking is believing too. I seduced his wife, which was easier to do than I thought. She was super wet. I knew she noticed the huge cock size difference. I had her right where I needed her, so I guided Zach’s cock into her shaved wet pussy while her husband rubbed his nub. Finally, his wife was getting the cock she deserved and he was getting to be a true cuckold. I am not above trickery, eating pussy and using hung assistants to help make a client’s fantasies cum true.

Exhibitionist Sex

exhibitionist sexExhibitionist sex is in full swing now that summer is here. I love being out in the summer sun masturbating or exposing my sexy female parts. Funny, guys never say, “hey lady don’t show me your tits.” I was at a concert last night in a different city. I was drunk, horny and looking for some fun. Everyone wants to see concert boobies. I got on the shoulders on my male companion and flashed everyone my nice tits. Not exactly appropriate behavior for a classy woman or a school teacher, but it’s summer. MILFs just want to have fun. I made the big screen with my boobs. Other women started showing their boobs too. I started a trend. Men were thanking me for getting the party started. My drunk ass fucked my companion like a horny teen in our hotel room. I was all pumped up and drunk, which always leads to good fucking. I woke up, however, wanting more of the hair of the dog that bit me. My friend was passed out still. I went down to the pool wearing a tiny bikini. Sexy women maturating by the pool seemed like something that should happen, so I made it happen. There were only adults in the pool anyway. If guys don’t mind seeing boobs, they sure as fuck don’t mind seeing pussy either, right? I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side and played with my wet cunt while the sun beat down on me. The sun makes me so horny. I think it does everyone. Just not every woman plops down on the concrete and plays with her kitty so others can watch at a hotel pool.  But, I am not just anyone.  Life is too short not to have all the fun you can, right? You know you want to enjoy some summer fun with me.

Naughty Teacher Summer

naughty teacherNaughty teacher Farah still plays even though school is out for the summer. In fact, it is the best time to play with students. I am Facebook friends with current and former students. I am not supposed to be, but my administrator rarely checks that stuff. He thinks I would never break policy by having inappropriate relations with a student. Plus, I have an account under a different name and picture as not to be detected. This is how I sext with students without getting busted. My inbox was full of messages when I woke up yesterday. Horny boys who were missing their favorite teacher. Charlie sent a dick picture which put him at the top of the list to be teacher’s summer pet. There was no denying this young man had an awesome cock. Long and thick, just what I need. I flirted over instant messenger with him, before I invited him over for brunch. He was going to feast on pussy. A good teacher’s pet wants to please his teacher and earn good grades. Turns out young Charlie is a natural pussy licker. He said I was not his first MILF. That was clear when I came on his face in five minutes. Then about another dozen times afterwards. Even though I could have been selfish as fuck, I had to show him the art of great blowjobs. I had not been working my magic on his cock and balls for very long when I heard the “Oh God.” I got a tasty creamy load of boy cum down my throat immediately afterwards. I refueled him with some food so he could spend the weekend between my thighs. Just because school is over for a few months doesn’t mean the learning stops. Some of the best things are learned in sex summer school.

Mature Phone Sex Women

Mature phone sexMature phone sex stories are something I have a lot of as a sexy mature woman. Younger men love me. Now that I am in my 40s I am a certified cougar. Do you know why I like younger men? Not only do their cocks get hard at hello, but they are uncomplicated and can fuck all night long. I was on a bad date the other night. We were having drinks at this new night club. Zach was our waiter. He saw the look on my face when my date said he forgot his wallet. I had to pay for drinks and dinner. Zach slipped me his number on the check. Underneath his number was, “drop the loser, I’ll take care of you.” I texted him my address. I ditched my loser date and hooked up with a 23 year old waiter and grad student. Zach showed up with a six pack of beer and a hard 9 inch cock. I felt like a college coed again. I blew his socks off. Only a sexy mature woman can give great head. It is something you get better with over time. I have sucked a lot of cock. I have a strong oral fixation. Seriously, he blew load number one down my throat. Load number two in my pussy. Load number three went up my ass. And believe it or not, I got a load number four on my face and tits. Of course that load was the next morning. I was asleep still and he took care of his morning wood himself. I woke up when his hot seed splattered all over me. I licked him clean. I do enjoy the taste of cum. I always swallow by the way. The hell with dating men my age. I am going to just stick with what I know always makes me cum, younger guys.

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex therapists have a sweet job. I get paid to make fun of little dick losers. There is no actual sex. I don’t fuck pathetic cocks. I am a cock size queen. The therapy cuckolds receive is in the form of humiliation and recognition that they are cock sucking faggots. I think men want their women to cuckold t hem just so they have a valid excuse to suck cock. Cuckolds call me all the time to seek advice about their lifestyle and their urges. But it is more than advice. They are looking for validation. Validation that it is okay to suck cock.  Validation that is okay to swallow cum and like it. Every time I hear, “Does it make me gay that I suck cock for my wife,” I bite my tongue. They want me to say no; the majority want me to say no. They want me to say that it just makes them a good cuckold or a good submissive man.  Here is an honest opinion. If you suck cock and you like sucking cock, I don’t care if your sucking your wife’s hung lover’s cock or some random cock at a gay bar; if you like it; if you suck with enthusiasm; if you swallow; if you can’t wait to suck cock, you are a faggot. There is no shame in being one either. Own it; I always say that during phone sex therapy sessions. When you own it, you are free to enjoy it. Think of all the side cock you could have if you admitted to your wife you aren’t just a cuckold but a cock sucking fag too? If you call me for some phone therapy, I will help you come to terms of what you really are, little fag boy.

voyeur beach sex time

Voyeur beach sexI am done with teaching for the summer. It is voyeur beach sex time. The beach near me always has folks fucking. They think they are hiding, but I know where to look. I love to watch and be watched. I walked along the beach in my new red bikini looking for a show. This is the weekend when all the exhibitionists come out. I didn’t have to look long either. Around this big rock, I heard sexy moaning noises. I know those sounds. I love sand beneath my feet because it makes no sound when you walk. It was easy for me to sneak up on the lovebirds. It wasn’t what I expected either. It was two coeds licking each other’s pussy in the sand. Both girls were in great shape. Tight, taught, tan bodies. Shaved pussies. Nice natural sexy breasts. They were using tongues and fingers on each other. I had no idea if they were lesbians or just college girls experimenting. It was hot either way. I slipped my fingers into my bikini bottoms and made some sexy moaning noises of my own. The girls were so lost between each other’s thighs, that they had no clue I was enjoying their impromptu show. I came with them; that was when I got busted. They just looked at me, smiled and said, “Next time join us.” I am so excited for summer.