Sissy humiliation is my favorite pastime. I can’t believe I get paid to laugh at losers and deny them the pleasure of cumming. I love making fun of pansy ass losers like you. The moment you pull down your boxer briefs I am in tears from laughing so hard. First, everyone knows that if you have a teenie weenie, it belongs in panties. You need something you will not get lost in. Your dick and balls are swimming in boxers or boxer briefs, right? I can’t believe you thought I would fuck you with that itty bitty nub. That means you are stupid as well as tiny. How sad for you. I mean really sad for you. No way you get much pussy. Any pussy you get, you must fall out of too. Even a tight pussy can’t keep an inch worm! Some women are just too nice. They will lay there counting ceiling tiles, praying for it to be over soon. I am going to snap some photos of your little clit stick because my girlfriends won’t believe how small you really are between your legs. I will have to use the zoom otherwise they won’t know what they are looking at. They still might not know what they are looking at either. If you are a sexy woman like me or my friends, you don’t see many small dicks, well we don’t see them for long. The moment your pants are down, I am telling you, don’t let the door hit you on the ass as you scamper home. I don’t care how much money you spend on me. All the money in the world can’t make up for bad fucking. Do yourself a favor, if you see a hot woman and you have a shrimp’s dick between your legs, keep walking, unless of course you love small dick humiliation.
Phone sex therapy is for men and women. Some women need it just as badly as you guys; especially if they suffer under the delusion that cock size doesn’t matter. Of course it matters. Size always matters. I have this one cuckold I have been seeing for almost a year now. I use the word cuckold loosely because he cannot get his wife to fuck another man. He is a cuckold wannabe. All my suggestions to get her to cheat on him so she would see the light, failed. I was out of options, so I told him to bring his wife with him to our next therapy session. He had to trick her because she didn’t know he was seeing a phone sex therapist for his small dick issue. She is that delusional woman we all know who thinks being a good wife means blowing smoke up her husband’s ass about his sexual prowess in the bedroom. When they arrived, I had a surprise for them both. Zach was there as a live aid of sorts. Zack is 24 with a 9 inch, thick cock. My client’s wife was in shock to see a hung, naked handsome guy waiting for her and her husband. My client knew what to do. He stripped naked and stood next to Zach so his wife could see the stark contrast. It was stark too since my client is 2 inches hard. When he is soft, you can’t see anything but hair and balls. Seeing is believing. Fucking is believing too. I seduced his wife, which was easier to do than I thought. She was super wet. I knew she noticed the huge cock size difference. I had her right where I needed her, so I guided Zach’s cock into her shaved wet pussy while her husband rubbed his nub. Finally, his wife was getting the cock she deserved and he was getting to be a true cuckold. I am not above trickery, eating pussy and using hung assistants to help make a client’s fantasies cum true.
Exhibitionist sex is in full swing now that summer is here. I love being out in the summer sun masturbating or exposing my sexy female parts. Funny, guys never say, “hey lady don’t show me your tits.” I was at a concert last night in a different city. I was drunk, horny and looking for some fun. Everyone wants to see concert boobies. I got on the shoulders on my male companion and flashed everyone my nice tits. Not exactly appropriate behavior for a classy woman or a school teacher, but it’s summer. MILFs just want to have fun. I made the big screen with my boobs. Other women started showing their boobs too. I started a trend. Men were thanking me for getting the party started. My drunk ass fucked my companion like a horny teen in our hotel room. I was all pumped up and drunk, which always leads to good fucking. I woke up, however, wanting more of the hair of the dog that bit me. My friend was passed out still. I went down to the pool wearing a tiny bikini. Sexy women maturating by the pool seemed like something that should happen, so I made it happen. There were only adults in the pool anyway. If guys don’t mind seeing boobs, they sure as fuck don’t mind seeing pussy either, right? I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side and played with my wet cunt while the sun beat down on me. The sun makes me so horny. I think it does everyone. Just not every woman plops down on the concrete and plays with her kitty so others can watch at a hotel pool. But, I am not just anyone. Life is too short not to have all the fun you can, right? You know you want to enjoy some summer fun with me.
Naughty teacher Farah still plays even though school is out for the summer. In fact, it is the best time to play with students. I am Facebook friends with current and former students. I am not supposed to be, but my administrator rarely checks that stuff. He thinks I would never break policy by having inappropriate relations with a student. Plus, I have an account under a different name and picture as not to be detected. This is how I sext with students without getting busted. My inbox was full of messages when I woke up yesterday. Horny boys who were missing their favorite teacher. Charlie sent a dick picture which put him at the top of the list to be teacher’s summer pet. There was no denying this young man had an awesome cock. Long and thick, just what I need. I flirted over instant messenger with him, before I invited him over for brunch. He was going to feast on pussy. A good teacher’s pet wants to please his teacher and earn good grades. Turns out young Charlie is a natural pussy licker. He said I was not his first MILF. That was clear when I came on his face in five minutes. Then about another dozen times afterwards. Even though I could have been selfish as fuck, I had to show him the art of great blowjobs. I had not been working my magic on his cock and balls for very long when I heard the “Oh God.” I got a tasty creamy load of boy cum down my throat immediately afterwards. I refueled him with some food so he could spend the weekend between my thighs. Just because school is over for a few months doesn’t mean the learning stops. Some of the best things are learned in sex summer school.
Mature phone sex stories are something I have a lot of as a sexy mature woman. Younger men love me. Now that I am in my 40s I am a certified cougar. Do you know why I like younger men? Not only do their cocks get hard at hello, but they are uncomplicated and can fuck all night long. I was on a bad date the other night. We were having drinks at this new night club. Zach was our waiter. He saw the look on my face when my date said he forgot his wallet. I had to pay for drinks and dinner. Zach slipped me his number on the check. Underneath his number was, “drop the loser, I’ll take care of you.” I texted him my address. I ditched my loser date and hooked up with a 23 year old waiter and grad student. Zach showed up with a six pack of beer and a hard 9 inch cock. I felt like a college coed again. I blew his socks off. Only a sexy mature woman can give great head. It is something you get better with over time. I have sucked a lot of cock. I have a strong oral fixation. Seriously, he blew load number one down my throat. Load number two in my pussy. Load number three went up my ass. And believe it or not, I got a load number four on my face and tits. Of course that load was the next morning. I was asleep still and he took care of his morning wood himself. I woke up when his hot seed splattered all over me. I licked him clean. I do enjoy the taste of cum. I always swallow by the way. The hell with dating men my age. I am going to just stick with what I know always makes me cum, younger guys.
Cuckold phone sex therapists have a sweet job. I get paid to make fun of little dick losers. There is no actual sex. I don’t fuck pathetic cocks. I am a cock size queen. The therapy cuckolds receive is in the form of humiliation and recognition that they are cock sucking faggots. I think men want their women to cuckold t hem just so they have a valid excuse to suck cock. Cuckolds call me all the time to seek advice about their lifestyle and their urges. But it is more than advice. They are looking for validation. Validation that it is okay to suck cock. Validation that is okay to swallow cum and like it. Every time I hear, “Does it make me gay that I suck cock for my wife,” I bite my tongue. They want me to say no; the majority want me to say no. They want me to say that it just makes them a good cuckold or a good submissive man. Here is an honest opinion. If you suck cock and you like sucking cock, I don’t care if your sucking your wife’s hung lover’s cock or some random cock at a gay bar; if you like it; if you suck with enthusiasm; if you swallow; if you can’t wait to suck cock, you are a faggot. There is no shame in being one either. Own it; I always say that during phone sex therapy sessions. When you own it, you are free to enjoy it. Think of all the side cock you could have if you admitted to your wife you aren’t just a cuckold but a cock sucking fag too? If you call me for some phone therapy, I will help you come to terms of what you really are, little fag boy.
I am done with teaching for the summer. It is voyeur beach sex time. The beach near me always has folks fucking. They think they are hiding, but I know where to look. I love to watch and be watched. I walked along the beach in my new red bikini looking for a show. This is the weekend when all the exhibitionists come out. I didn’t have to look long either. Around this big rock, I heard sexy moaning noises. I know those sounds. I love sand beneath my feet because it makes no sound when you walk. It was easy for me to sneak up on the lovebirds. It wasn’t what I expected either. It was two coeds licking each other’s pussy in the sand. Both girls were in great shape. Tight, taught, tan bodies. Shaved pussies. Nice natural sexy breasts. They were using tongues and fingers on each other. I had no idea if they were lesbians or just college girls experimenting. It was hot either way. I slipped my fingers into my bikini bottoms and made some sexy moaning noises of my own. The girls were so lost between each other’s thighs, that they had no clue I was enjoying their impromptu show. I came with them; that was when I got busted. They just looked at me, smiled and said, “Next time join us.” I am so excited for summer.
Small dick humiliation? Is that something you deserve? Most guys realize they have an insufficient package. Some men, however, live in the land of denial. They don’t think size matters. They think a woman will be taken by their wit, good looks or money and that it just won’t matter that they have a pin dick. Other guys are just assholes. Completely in denial, thinking their dick is God’s gift to women. If you are one of those guys, I will put you in your place quickly. I have no time for ego. I have no time for hubris. I certainly have no time for small cocks. I am a hot sexy woman. I can be selective. I have a drawer full of dildos and vibrators. Hell, I can hook up with a woman for a little mutual pussy licking if horny. I would rather eat pussy than suck a small dick. I would rather masturbate than fuck a small dick. Sadly, there are a lot of men with small dicks who think they have what I want. Unless you have a 7 inch cock or bigger, you don’t have what I want. Some women may not be size queens like me, but that’s their own stupidity. I won’t settle, ever. Been there, done that. I don’t care if you call me with a small dick, ore I meet you in person and you have a small dick. You get denied either way. My velvet pussy is reserved for big dicks only. If you call me with a little dick be prepared for humiliation. The only thing my mouth will do for you is spew tiny dick humiliation. The only thing my pussy will do for you is deny you access. The only thing my hands will do for you is point at your tiny wiener and cover my mouth as I laugh. You can call me with a small cock, but you will not get to phone fuck me. Ever. Period.
Sissy humiliation Sunday? It is becoming a real thing with me. I think because yesterday was Mother’s Day, more guys than usual were getting sissified. Did you ever wear your mommy’s panties? One of the many things sissies have in common is a love for panties. On a psychological level, I think sissies know that their package is too small for boxers. The other thing sissies have in common is a small package. Did you try on someone’s panties when you were a little boy? The silk or satin, even cotton, feels good against a little nub. I bet if you tried on panties when you were younger, you popped a little chubby. Panty boys know that the closest they will likely get to pussy is wearing panties. With a little nub and a feminine demeanor, the best a panty boy can hope for is being a sissy. Women like me don’t give men with clits the time of day unless they pay us or we need a good laugh. Sissies do serve a purpose, however. Besides the small dick humiliation, they make great maids and pay piggies. One of the things I love most about being a sissy trainer is the fact that a sissy is so pathetic she will pay to be denied and shamed. Off the phone, I have a few sissies who pay me to clean my house. They also tribute me. I look at all money I receive from sissies as an annoyance fee. I need to be compensated for my time spent with losers. I am a hot MILF who can fuck anyone she wants, so time I spend with guys I wouldn’t fuck for a million dollars is time away from real men. On or off the phone, if you are a sissy in need of training be prepared to compensate me for my time. And, be prepared to do as you are told.
Mature phone sex women give the best head. Did you know that? If you call a young girl for a virtual blowjob, chances are she just makes sucking sounds and moans oh baby oh baby a few times. I have been sucking cock for over two decades, longer than many coeds or hot teen sluts have been breathing. When a guy calls me for head, however, I ask the appropriate questions. The most important being how big is the dick I’m sucking? Of course, the phone call turns drastically different depending on the answer. I am only sucking a cock that is 7 inches or bigger. Real or virtual, a blowjob from this sexy milf is a privilege, not a right, so only the gifted get head. What do the not gifted receive? Small dick humiliation. If you want head from me with less than 7 inches, you are shit out of luck. You get humiliated and perhaps cuckolded too. This is a pay service. I do understand that, however, I’m clearly a size queen. I am clearly a dominant woman. If you call me without having done your homework, I will not take pity on you Loser. I have not sucked a small cock since Bill Clinton fucked his intern with a stogie. Mature sexy women enjoy a certain freedom that young girls do not. That is the freedom of selection. I don’t need a man’s approval. I am never worried that maybe there won’t be a better man to come along. I know that I can be choosey because men with big dicks enjoy a confident, sexy lady; especially one who can handle a big dick better than a coed. Real men want enthusiasm for their big dicks and they want a chick who can swallow a thick long cock and take a load of cum. I will take your call if you are bigger that 7 inches or smaller than 7 inches. Just know that if smaller, you don’t get great blowjobs.
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