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Happy Fourth of July Backyard Orgy

mature phone sexI love 4th of July, but sadly it has just become a holiday to drink and party. Few folks know the significance of Independence Day. I’m a teacher, so when I had my little holiday soirée, I thought I should give a little history lesson to my guests first. Well, they didn’t want anything to do with history lesson. Made me do shots to loosen me up; take the stick out of my ass. I know how to have fun, I just get a little worked up when folks forget the meaning behind holidays.

best phone sexMy guests had me doing shots of Tequila. I’m always joking that Tequila makes my clothes fall off. After 6 shots I stopped reciting the Declaration of Independence and started guzzling cocks. Thirteen cocks I sucked, representing the original American colonies. So maybe I was still a teacher, just a naughty teacher. This was a mixed party, but initially, I was the only one on her knees chugging cock. A guest brought fireworks so we moved the party to the patio.

naughty teacherFolks were getting wild, finally. Some of the young coeds, former students of mine, started stripping and giving male guests head. Drinks were flowing, hormones were raging, and well, somehow those coeds ended up on lawn chairs with sparklers in their asses. Dangerous I know, but what a freaky hot thing to see. I started rubbing my pussy, guys started jacking off and cock rockets were shooting cum off like fireworks. People were fucking. I know you aren’t suppose to mess with fireworks drunk or high, but we were having fun. My little cookout to wish my friends and neighbors a Happy Fourth of July, turned into an orgy. A red hot, patriotic fuck fest.

Best Phone Sex Workouts

best phone sex mature slutI’m a very anal woman. But, I’m the good kind of anal. I love cock up my ass. I didn’t always enjoy it, but now I do. I have my own personal anal trainer at my gym. We have been working out together for months now, and my ass gets the best training ever. We start with squats on a cock. I love squatting down over my trainer’s rock hard cock. I can do 50 of these now. I work my ass from the inside out.

After our workout, I invited him to my place for some more training. I needed to train him too. Every man needs to know how to rim an ass and lick pussy. Basic survival skills. After dinner, I did squats on his tongue with my ass and pussy. He has a nice long tongue that can probe my fuck holes deep. Once he got the hang of it, I tilted my pelvis back and forth so his tongue licked my entire taint. My musky odor made him rock hard. That’s the true scent of a woman. That smell her taint has after fucking or working out.

ass fetish hot milfHis cock deserved a good work out after all the time he spent worshiping my pussy and ass, so I worked his dick out with my mouth. I give a mean blowjob. His pre cum was oozing like a volcano out his dick. I slid my pussy down on his hard shaft and bounced like a pole dancer. His fat cock filled my cunt up. We fucked for hours in a ton of positions, some very challenging too. I came to the conclusion I don’t need a gym to stay in shape. I just need plenty of cock to ride.

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The Best Phone Sex Can Be the Cheapest Phone Sex

best phone sexLooking for the best phone sex for your cock and your wallet? You are in the right place. Quality doesn’t suffer when you save a few bucks with the cheapest phone sex specials around. I love making guys cum knowing I am not assaulting their wallets. I’m a teacher, so I understand about limited funds. I moonlight as a phone sex slut so I can live the life I want. The decision to be a part time phone whore was actually quite easy, despite the fact that I could lose my teaching career if it ever came out.

I have been teaching sex education to horny teens for decades now. So, I have seen and heard it all. I spend a good portion of my mornings counseling younger ones about the feelings they are having; the urges they are developing. So, I take my day time experiences and apply them to talking dirty at night. Do you know how many young boys have mommy issues? It really is common to have thoughts of your mother. A hot MILF like me can help you work through your issues.

cheapest phone sexI have done that for a few students. A mother I’d like to fuck is the next best thing, right? Especially, one that looks as good as me. I’m in my 40s, have some grown offspring of my own. I know their friends certainly seemed to enjoy coming over a lot! Last week I hooked up with one of my daughter’s former boyfriends. All grown up now, and filled out in all the right places. He wanted to call me mommy. I knew what was going on in his brain. I let him suck on my tits as I stroked his hard cock. What a beautiful cock he had too. If I only knew that when I first met him!

I gave him a great blowjob. He needed to experience awesome head. Why do you think younger men like mature phone sex sluts so much? Because they know we swallow and take creamy facials. When a guy fucks a MILF, he is not only getting the sexual skills that come with age, he is getting a safe arena to explore his thoughts and fetishes too. Dan told me he use to wear his mommy’s panties and heels. Shoe and panty fetishes are common. A silly coed might mistake that as a declaration of homosexuality, but a sex ed teacher knows the real psychology behind such fetishes.

 mature phone sexI let Dan wear some of my panties, even a pair of my designer heels. We both strutted about rubbing on each other. I stroked his cock through his pantied ass. It really was hot sex. When you let a guy of any age be who he really is in the bedroom, you open yourself up to some of the best sex of your life. So if you have a fetish you have to keep hidden from the woman in your life, let me help you. I can be your sexy little phone therapist. Give you the psychology behind your thoughts; help you except your fetishes and enjoy them guilt free. This sexy doctor will see you now.

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Great Blowjobs Make the Best Phone Sex

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are my specialty. I’ve been sucking on cock since the 80s! Longer than many of my callers or fuck buddies have even been alive. Not a day goes by that someone doesn’t call me for a hot blowjob. The majority of my callers who crave the oral skills of a mature woman, are with women who won’t blow them or are stingy with blowjobs. I do not understand chicks who don’t give head. A woman’s oral skills can have a guy by the balls. Guys will do or say anything for a sloppy wet blowjob.

I talked to a guy today, Bill. He has been married as long as I have been alive. And never had a blow job. Ever. Only been with one woman all his life and she thinks putting a dick in her mouth is nasty. I wanted to cry for Bill. How could a man never know the joys of a hot wet mouth on his shaft? Ladies, if you love your men, you will blow them. Nothing says hey I love you like head.

best phone sexSo, I showed Bill how good it could feel to have his cock worshiped. Just talking about my lips wrapped around his swollen head, slurping up and down his shaft made him blow a hole in the back of his head. Poor man. I don’t usually fuck men my daddy’s age, but I would blow Bill just so he knows what real love looks like! Does your girl give head? If she doesn’t, I hope you don’t lick her pussy. Fair is fair.

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Best Phone Sex with an EX with a Twist

best phone sex sexy MILFI went to a lipstick lesbian bar with a few girlfriends last night. One of my besties is a lesbian and well, I’m just straight up bisexual. As a mature woman, I don’t deny myself sexual pleasure in any form. I was down to pick up a hot chick. The club was full of beautiful ladies. I should have brought a change of panties. One woman approached me who looked like Jennifer Lopez. Sexy, sultry Latina knock out. She introduced herself as Mariana. She insisted we had met before, but I would remember a beauty like her. No amount of alcohol would make me forget that gorgeous creature , yet she knew a lot about me.

She was clearly younger than I was, so I figured perhaps she was the sister of one of the many boy toys I have fucked. Maybe even the mother of a student. We danced, drank, made out in a booth. Finally, I suggested we should go back to my place. Mariana agreed, but she forewarned me that she had a special surprise for me. I was thinking she was going to tell me how we knew each other. Likely she was the mother of some young stud I banged for awhile. I often send naked pics to fuck buddies, she probably intercepted a few. She didn’t seem angry if that was the case, so I pushed any bad thoughts out of my head.

lesbian phone sex hot trannyWe were at my house drinking wine and kissing like horny school girls. I suggested we take things to my bedroom . I did a little striptease first; she followed suit. Once she was naked it all hit me. My jaw hit the floor when I saw her cock. I remembered her now. One never forgets a foot long tree trunk cock like that. She use to go by Mario. She was a former student of mine that I dated for awhile right after he finished college. We had a chance encounter then, just like now. Not going to lie, this was wicked hot. I was looking at the boy I use to fuck who was a woman now with a fucking huge dick. She looked way better as a chick than a guy honestly. “Surprised,” Mariana asked. “Pleasantly, so,” I responded.

I always thought chicks with dicks preferred men, but Mariana informed me she was all about the ladies. She was a lesbian with a twist. A very nice, big twist that I gagged on like old times. I crawled into bed with her and let her make love to my mouth with her beautiful twist. Despite having a massive rod, she was a tender lover. We rolled around kissing, fucking, enjoying each other’s bodies all night. Bonus, she made me cum so hard. G-spot orgasm with her. When she was a he, she did the same thing. Some cocks are just big enough to hit all the right places. I think I liked Mario far better as Mariana. Best of both worlds. Pretty face, soft big breasts, a porn star cock.

When she left, she gave me her number. I have never been the kind of woman to hook up with an ex, but then I never had an ex with breasts. My dating life just got interesting again. mature phone sex slut

MILF Phone Sex Sluts Give the Best Mature Mom Phone Sex

milf phone sexMILF phone sex is very popular. The majority of calls I get fall in to the mom I’d like to fuck category. I’m not complaining. I love younger guys. They have the stamina to keep up with me. So when guys are looking for mature mom phone sex, I know I am going to have a good phone fuck. Today, I spoke with Todd who has been lusting after his best friend’s mom for a decade now. She was the hot soccer mom in his neighborhood. Gave all the boys wet dreams.

I shared with Todd that I was a naughty MILF once or twice with my son’s friends. There was this one boy. Adrian. Yo Adrian was right. This young Italian Stallion pursued me for years until he finally broke me down after a soccer match. I was in my sexual prime, fresh off divorce number 2 and I needed fucked. He helped me bring some crap into the house after a match one day. I left him alone in the living room and when I returned he had his pants on the ground and his cock out. And it was a huge ass man cock. There was no restraint possible on my part after seeing that shaft.

mature mom phone sexI swallowed his shaft till his balls were snug on my chin. He had some skill. He was no virgin. He finger banged my bald beaver until it was creaming all over his fingers. Didn’t take long for him to fuck me. The irony was, he fucked me on my son’s soccer bean bag chair. Pretty fitting I guess. He filled me up with his spunk. I loved every minute of our 8 minute fuck. He was young after all. But, he did fuck me hard. He made this MILF cum. My caller was so jealous. He wanted to be my son’s friend, so we did a little erotic roleplaying.

When you call a mature phone sex slut, you get the mom and MILF experience. If there is anything I am good at, it is being a hot mom.

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Mature Phone Sex Slut Workouts

mature phone sexThis mature phone sex slut believes in keeping her body in good shape. Not that I don’t have a great body, but when you are over 40, you have to work harder to keep it in hot shape. My daughter got me a membership to this personal training studio in town as an early birthday present. Turning out to be the best present ever. My trainer is Sven, a hot young thing who loves cougars. Lucky me.

When we work out it is just us in the studio, so we can get creative with working out my body. He loves to see me sweat; he loves to make me sweat. I have become very fond of squats over his cock. I really feel the burn in my thighs as I am squatting up and down repeatedly over his young hard cock full of cum. Today he had me squatting over his cock while doing arm curls to work my upper and lower body together.

best phone sexI finally asked him, how my daughter came to find him for me. Not that it really matters, I’m loving his brand of total body fitness, but I was curious if I was sharing a cock my daughter has fucked. Turns out they did fuck when in college together, but he prefers MILFs, so she said she knew the hottest older woman in town. And, here I am getting fucked better than I have in a long time thanks to my daughter. Don’t get me wrong, I love cock my own age, just finding one that prefers me over my hot daughter is challenging. She says she has the same issue. The young studs she hooks up with ultimately want me more.

We are each other’s wingman. She gets my hamme downs , and get hers. Win win. Anyone who thinks I am too old for them doesn’t know what they are missing.

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A Mature Phone Sex Slut Gets a Few Pearl Necklaces

mature phone sex whoreI’m a mature phone sex slut, which means I have more experiences than the coeds. You ask a young teen about a pearl necklace, and I bet you, she thinks you are talking jewelry! I had a hot date the other night with an age appropriate man. I was wearing a real pearl necklace when he started singing the ZZ Top tune. I knew what he was thinking and I liked it. Been a long time since a man shot his cum around my neck like that. One of the pitfalls, I guess, of fucking those young studs, they too think a pearl necklace is just that.

I give great blowjobs. So while I was sucking on Sam’s hard rod, I slipped his cock between my breasts. A pearl necklace on top of a pearl necklace would be hot. I’m flicking the tip of his rod with my greedy tongue as my perfect breasts are massaging the length of his throbbing cock. I can feel his nut sack tightening at the base of my breasts, which is an indication he was about to spew a load of white pearls all over me. I tilted my head back and continued tit fucking him until I felt the hot cum splatter under my chin.

great blowjobs hot MILFI was laying their enjoying an old fashioned pearl necklace, when Sam flipped me over, undid the clasp on my necklace and started to insert the pearls in my ass like they were Ben Wa balls. I thought I was going to cum just from the feeling of him slowly inserting bead by bead in my tight pink ass. Once he had them all in, he gave the end one yank and presto, I was convulsing and squirting all over the place. “You got  three pearl necklaces now, babe,” he said with a smoldering smirk. I was in heaven. We played with my necklace all night long, for both his and my pleasure. I need to wear pearls more often.

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The Best Phone Sex with Phone Sex Therapist Farah

best phone sexGuys ask me all the time what makes the best phone sex. I know they are expecting some simple answer like “me.” But the truth is that lots of factors go into a great phone fuck. Yes, you want a hot sexy MILF like me with a sultry voice, hot body and a no limits creative mind. But I also want a few things. A horny man who knows how to please a woman. A vocal man who knows how to tell a woman what he wants. An open mind to explore our fantasies and kinks together. And honesty about your dirty little secrets.

The best phone experiences are collaborative. I fancy myself a phone sex therapist. I’ve been teaching sex education for so many years now, that even my family and friends come to me with all their sexual questions and dilemmas. I help them; I can help you. I love to help folks of any age and gender come to terms with their kinks and fetishes. If we deny ourselves what we really want it causes sexual frustration, which leads to unhappy folks, which is the root of stress, divorce and chaos in this world.

phone sex therapistSometimes, I am lucky and that my real life therapy helps one of my callers. Tony is a long time colleague of mine. He has a pretty strong foot fetish. Foot fetishes are actually very common. In fact, I keep my feet pampered with regular pedicures so I can indulge a guy who loves an old fashioned foot job. I like the feel of cum between my toes just as much as you like cumming between my toes. Tony likes to suck on toes. There are lots of reasons why guys like feet, but for Tony, it is their resemblance to little cocks. I am not saying all foot fetish guys are closest homosexuals, but some are and they need to know it is okay to suck cock.

Tony just needed a little sex therapy to realize he is bisexual. Honestly, I believe we are all bisexual. I fed Tony my little cocks and told him to be a good little cocksucker. He got so excited, he came in his pants. He happened to be over when I was taking calls. Lucky for him, I got a call from Mike, who he was getting some side cock that his wife didn’t know about. It has been consuming him, making sex rather lackluster with his wife. Sorry men, if you aren’t getting hard for your girl, if you can’t cum inside one of her tight holes, then she will take it personally. I gave him some tips on how to keep it hard with his wife while thinking of cock.

foot fetishes phone sexSuck her toes I told him. Imagine each toe is a little cock growing in your mouth. Fuck her ass. Lots of women love anal sex, and a nice tight ass might make a bi guy think of a man’s fuck hole. Encourage her to make you her cuckold husband. Cuckold sex is a great way for a bi or even gay husband to get cock without looking like a total fag. Wives every day tell their tiny dick husbands to suck on some real cock and just think they are being size queen bitches in charge, when actually they are unknowingly catering to their husband’s need for cock.

Tony was hard again listening to me tell my caller how to save his marriage, get hard and have cock. He started slurping on my toes and beating his dick again. My caller came so hard as we did a cuckold scenario where he fluffed some huge cock for his wife, and Tony shot a creamy load of jizz on my toes as I told Mike to down that thick shaft.

Whatever your fetish or secret desire is, I can help.

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Naughty Teacher Fun Makes the Best Phone Sex

 

 

naughty teacherI might be a naughty teacher. It is summer so technically I am not teaching. When I saw two hot former students at the pool yesterday, I invited them back to my place to catch up. They are half my age, but no longer my actual students, so I don’t think I violated too many school policies. When I saw how well their bodies filled out, I got horny. I like girls too. I am mainly a cock whore, but I dabble in pussy.

I poured some wine and we got caught up on what they’ve been up too since graduation. After 4 bottles of wine were gone, things got interesting. They admitted to being hot for teacher. I admitted to girl crushes. I had a bowl of apples on the coffee table. I took a bite out of one very seductively, trying to tempt them. Worked like a charm. Their clothes hit the ground in less than a minute and we were frolicking naked on my couch. I explored their hot teen bodies with my fingers and tongue. I love the taste of teen spirit.

mature phone sex milfSuddenly, I felt something large penetrating my ass. Not there was anything wrong with that. I’m an anal whore, just caught me off guard. One the girls was putting an apple up my ass. Once I had an apple snug in my asshole, my other guest started eating it out. I returned the favor. I was quite impressed to discover that their asses could accommodate a cherry red apple. I have more years of experience putting things up my ass then they do. But my apple bottom girls were doing far better than I ever could even with two decades on them.

One girl could actually shot the apple out her ass like a cannon. It was one of those freak show acts. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, but I couldn’t turn away. I sat their rubbing my clit as I watched them take turns spitting ass juice coated apples in and out of each other’s mouths. When they left, I got their numbers for future play dates, then made myself an apple walnut salad with special dressing.

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