Guys ask me all the time what makes the best phone sex. I know they are expecting some simple answer like “me.” But the truth is that lots of factors go into a great phone fuck. Yes, you want a hot sexy MILF like me with a sultry voice, hot body and a no limits creative mind. But I also want a few things. A horny man who knows how to please a woman. A vocal man who knows how to tell a woman what he wants. An open mind to explore our fantasies and kinks together. And honesty about your dirty little secrets.
The best phone experiences are collaborative. I fancy myself a phone sex therapist. I’ve been teaching sex education for so many years now, that even my family and friends come to me with all their sexual questions and dilemmas. I help them; I can help you. I love to help folks of any age and gender come to terms with their kinks and fetishes. If we deny ourselves what we really want it causes sexual frustration, which leads to unhappy folks, which is the root of stress, divorce and chaos in this world.
Sometimes, I am lucky and that my real life therapy helps one of my callers. Tony is a long time colleague of mine. He has a pretty strong foot fetish. Foot fetishes are actually very common. In fact, I keep my feet pampered with regular pedicures so I can indulge a guy who loves an old fashioned foot job. I like the feel of cum between my toes just as much as you like cumming between my toes. Tony likes to suck on toes. There are lots of reasons why guys like feet, but for Tony, it is their resemblance to little cocks. I am not saying all foot fetish guys are closest homosexuals, but some are and they need to know it is okay to suck cock.
Tony just needed a little sex therapy to realize he is bisexual. Honestly, I believe we are all bisexual. I fed Tony my little cocks and told him to be a good little cocksucker. He got so excited, he came in his pants. He happened to be over when I was taking calls. Lucky for him, I got a call from Mike, who he was getting some side cock that his wife didn’t know about. It has been consuming him, making sex rather lackluster with his wife. Sorry men, if you aren’t getting hard for your girl, if you can’t cum inside one of her tight holes, then she will take it personally. I gave him some tips on how to keep it hard with his wife while thinking of cock.
Suck her toes I told him. Imagine each toe is a little cock growing in your mouth. Fuck her ass. Lots of women love anal sex, and a nice tight ass might make a bi guy think of a man’s fuck hole. Encourage her to make you her cuckold husband. Cuckold sex is a great way for a bi or even gay husband to get cock without looking like a total fag. Wives every day tell their tiny dick husbands to suck on some real cock and just think they are being size queen bitches in charge, when actually they are unknowingly catering to their husband’s need for cock.
Tony was hard again listening to me tell my caller how to save his marriage, get hard and have cock. He started slurping on my toes and beating his dick again. My caller came so hard as we did a cuckold scenario where he fluffed some huge cock for his wife, and Tony shot a creamy load of jizz on my toes as I told Mike to down that thick shaft.
Whatever your fetish or secret desire is, I can help.
I might be a naughty teacher. It is summer so technically I am not teaching. When I saw two hot former students at the pool yesterday, I invited them back to my place to catch up. They are half my age, but no longer my actual students, so I don’t think I violated too many school policies. When I saw how well their bodies filled out, I got horny. I like girls too. I am mainly a cock whore, but I dabble in pussy.
I poured some wine and we got caught up on what they’ve been up too since graduation. After 4 bottles of wine were gone, things got interesting. They admitted to being hot for teacher. I admitted to girl crushes. I had a bowl of apples on the coffee table. I took a bite out of one very seductively, trying to tempt them. Worked like a charm. Their clothes hit the ground in less than a minute and we were frolicking naked on my couch. I explored their hot teen bodies with my fingers and tongue. I love the taste of teen spirit.
Suddenly, I felt something large penetrating my ass. Not there was anything wrong with that. I’m an anal whore, just caught me off guard. One the girls was putting an apple up my ass. Once I had an apple snug in my asshole, my other guest started eating it out. I returned the favor. I was quite impressed to discover that their asses could accommodate a cherry red apple. I have more years of experience putting things up my ass then they do. But my apple bottom girls were doing far better than I ever could even with two decades on them.
One girl could actually shot the apple out her ass like a cannon. It was one of those freak show acts. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, but I couldn’t turn away. I sat their rubbing my clit as I watched them take turns spitting ass juice coated apples in and out of each other’s mouths. When they left, I got their numbers for future play dates, then made myself an apple walnut salad with special dressing.
Sexy breasts should look like mine. Not too big, not too small. Just right. More than a mouthful is a waste, right? Now that school is officially out for the summer, I have been going to the pool or the park, even taking a run. I love to be outdoors, but the heat kicked up this week; been in the 90s. That kind of heat makes me super horny. I think because anytime I am hot and sweaty I think of myself fucking! If this is any indication of the summer temps, I’m gonna be horny a lot!
I don’t know what came over me, but I started flashing guys at the park my nice perfect boobs. Some guys returned the favor and flashed me their cocks. One guy was bold and walked right up to me and started sucking on my tits; he also put his hand up under my dress and fingered my pussy. I certainly was asking for it. He had me up against a tree in the park. We were in public, but not direct view of folks. I was so horny I didn’t care that he was a complete stranger. He was a handsome hung one and that’s all I needed to know.
My skirt came up, my panties went down, his cock came out, I went down. I gave him a hot blowjob before he fucked me standing up against a big oak tree. It didn’t last long, and I got bark in my ass, but it was a wicked hot random encounter with a stranger. I like public fucking. I think the risk of getting caught is pretty exciting. Never been busted, well not by the law at least. Where is the wildest place you have fucked?
Mature phone sex sluts make great phone sex therapists. Not a day goes by that I am not a caller’s personal confidant. My years of experience as a sex education teacher and a mother have given me insight into all sorts of things. And, nothing shocks me. I talk to adult babies, sissies, black cock lovers, cuckolds, panty boys, shoe fetish guys, pantyhose wearing dudes, perverts, chronic masturbators, mommy’s boys, exhibitionists, cross dressers, voyeurs, swingers… I do not judge, no matter how taboo your fetish may be.
I’m fucking this young guy right now who loves to wear pantyhose and heels. He has a very strong shoe fetish he picked up from spying on his single mom masturbating when he was younger. She always came home from work, slipped off her clothes, left her stockings and shoes on, sat on her bed, spread her pussy and played with herself, clueless that her son was looking at her through the key hole. Now he likes to masturbate with women’s shoes and walk around in heels sometimes wearing a pair of silky hose.
I don’t shame him for his fetish. I encourage it. He gets to raid my closet before we fuck. It’s our foreplay. I get naked, play with my pussy and watch him strut around in a pair of my heels. Sometimes I even let him fuck me with a heel. Not going to lie. When I was young girl, I raided my mother’s shoe closet. I’d spend hours masturbating with them and smelling the scent of musky leather. So my new boy toy, brings back fond memories of my early masturbatory years. We fuck so good after a little pantyhose and heel foreplay.
If you like pantyhose and heels, you can raid my closet any day. I have over 500 pairs of shoes; all top end shoes too. Whatever your kink may be, pretty sure I will enjoy it too. Mature women like me make the best phone sex therapists. The doctor will see you now.
Have you ever had a hot date go awry? I finally snagged a date with this young stud who use to be a student of mine. He just graduated college, got a great job that pays way more than my salary. He looked me up to thank me for being such a great teacher. He admitted he had a crush on me for years, and now that he was a college graduate and no longer my student wanted to take me out. I had masturbated to this hot boy for years.
We had a great dinner. Came back to my place for wine and fun. We are getting busy on the couch. His cock is trying to escape his jeans so I unleashed his trouser snake. I’m giving the greatest blowjob of my life, he is moaning so sexy and his cock is responding to every touch with a throb. He flips me over to fuck me. I’m bent over the ottoman with his balls slapping my ass when I hear a meow. The kitten I am fostering has obviously strolled out of my bedroom to say hello. I don’t think anything of it, until Trey was like, “Umm that feels good, how you reaching your hand around to my balls?”
Before I could respond, he lets out a scream and leaps off me. When I turn around, I see my little fluff ball, claws out, clinging to his testicles. It looks like she is swinging from a vine. He is running around the house trying to dislodge her without losing a nut. I’m trying to calm him down, so I can remove the tiny pussy from his ball sack but he is in panic mode. He trips over the ottoman, falls backwards, and finally kitty scurries off, but his balls have some collateral damage. I administered first aid to his nuts and apologized profusely for the mood killer. I had hoped to drain his balls, not bandage them.
We had a good laugh actually. He was not angry, just a bit stunned. His cock was unharmed, so I gave it some TLC with my mouth as he fingered my cunt. We both came hard and laughed some more. My pussy twat blocked me, but once his nuts heal, he promised me a second date. Just I had to promise we would fuck at his place.
A few weeks ago I had one of the best phone sex calls ever. I did a 2 girl call with a sexy shemale. As a sex education teacher, I am very open minded. But that hot call had me thinking I needed to try the real thing. I have been with my share of chicks over the years, but never a chick with a dick. It dawned on me that trannies are the best of both worlds. Hot bodies, nice tits, and a big cock to fuck me with all night long. No strap on needed. If a strap on could fill me up with cum, I could go full time lesbo. I Googled shemale dating and found all sorts of online dating sites geared just for hooking straight folks up with horny t-girls.
One site even matched women with trannies, so I signed up. I met China. Half my age, cute little bi racial lady boy with the biggest thickest cock I had seen in awhile. At first I thought this was an escort site, but when I met China I was more than pleasantly surprised to discover that she just wanted to date a sexy MILF. I was happy to be her sugar momma too. I was looking forward to a role reversal date. I am so accustomed to being the one who is wined and dined, it was nice to be the one doing the wining and dining.
I was nervous . Online dating can be scary. I did it for awhile in the 90s and swore off it when I met nothing but players and lunatics. But this was different. I just hoped her cock was real and not CGI! After a nice dinner, we went back to my place. She could have been my daughter she was that young. She could vote, but she wasn’t quite legal to drink yet. But that did not stop me from giving her wine. Lots of wine. We made out on my couch. It was weird to be taking the lead, but I liked it. I slipped my hand into her panties and just about pissed my own panties. She was rock hard and huge. Such a big cock on a tiny girl. Fuck, she was bigger than most of the men I have dated, and bigger than my 3 ex husbands combined. The picture she sent me didn’t do her justice.
I channeled my inner dude and took control. Ripped her clothes off, and sucked her beautiful tranny dick. I couldn’t get it all in my mouth, but I got enough in for China to put me in the great blowjobs group. She said she has had very few guys blow her as well as I did. She was not a dominant shemale, so I climbed on top of her and put her tranny dick in my pussy. I was gushing all over her cock. We fucked for awhile. She had amazing staying power. She ended up cumming in my ass. Stretched my ass out too with the girth of her cock. Her cock was so thick my hand would not completely wrap around it. One of the best fucks of my life.
I may never do regular online dating again, but you better believe I will be visiting shemale online dating sites again in the very near future.
I decided to celebrate National Men’s Health Month with some erotic roleplaying. Healthy men equals better fucking. As a sex education teacher, I know a thing or two about the prostate. Too many men neglect this tiny little gland that does so much to the overall performance of the most important male muscle, the cock. Regular prostate exams and monthly milkings can keep men fucking their women well into their 90s with no assistance from that little blue pill. I know I want to be fucking until I’m on my death bed!
One of my favorite fuck toys, Mike, has not had a prostate exam since college. That was about 10 years ago. Bad boy. I suggested we play doctor! I put on a sexy white robe, slipped on my white gloves and had him bend over the table and cough. As I slipped my finger up his ass, I reached around and grabbed his hard cock and started stroking him. My finger soon found that little fountain of health. I massaged it while stroking his dick slow and steady. Semen was flowing out of the head like a facet. I couldn’t gulp the cum down fast enough. The most cum I have ever seen ooze out of his huge cock too. But I was happy to be able to drain him dry.
He said he never came so much in his life. He decided to eat my pussy while he recuperated. As I squirted all over his face, his cock came back to life and he was ready for further health tests. The second most important thing to a man’s health is his ticker. The best way to test the heart is with a marathon fuck session. If a guy has the stamina to fuck for hours without stroking out, you can rest assure he is in good heart health. Mike fucked my ass and pussy for 4 hours with only a few breaks for water and to pee. I’d say he is the epitome of good health.
I wanna make sure you are in good health too. Your sexy doctor is in and will examine you from head to toe to make sure you are in tip top shape.
Do you want to know why mature phone sex is best? Because older women are not afraid to tell you the truth. In my years of experience as a sex education teacher, I have discovered that it is always best to tell a guy the truth. Let’s take cock size for example. How many times have you been with a woman and she has not cum? Or better yet, she has faked an orgasm or worse, just laid there like a dead fish wondering if it is over yet?
The truth in these scenarios is that you can’t fucking please your girl and she doesn’t know how to tell you. So instead of telling you the truth, that you don’t measure up, she lets you keep on fucking, going through the motions and both of you end up sexually frustrated. The best phone sex, hell the best sex, is honest sex. I have no problem telling guys they are inadequate in the bedroom. Now, some of you may just lack skill. That can be taught. But no amount of education can make up for having a tiny pecker.
I find that in the cases where you are physically incapable of making a woman cum with your tiny dick, it is best to put you in your place. There are many things you can do to keep yourself in your woman’s sex life. You can fluff cock. You can be a cleanup bitch. You can be a pimp of sorts and procure your gal real cock. You can be a source of entertainment like a sissy boy or a source of assistance like a sissy maid. Just because you can’t fuck her like you should, doesn’t mean you can’t be of use still. So your cock is underwhelming. Perhaps you can still eat her pussy whenever she wants. Perhaps you can just be a good little cuck.
Let’s face it. If you have less than 5 inches, the odds are that your woman has some big dick on the side. She is keeping you around for a reason. Maybe it is love, perhaps its financial security. Whatever the reason, you are still around with your dysfunctional weenie. So why not be in an honest open relationship? I am sure if you are being truthful with yourself, you like the idea of your woman being sexually satisfied. And if you can’t do it, then why not find someone who can?
Cuckold phone sex is one of my specialties. I can help you come to terms with your shortcomings. Even help you with ways to get your girl on board with an open relationship to guarantee her sexual satisfaction and yours. Because a good man is satisfied with his woman’s pleasure alone.
I road tripped with some girlfriends this week for a naughty teacher getaway. A little end of the school year getaway to Atlanta. The hotel we stayed in was full of men. I mean total sausage fest. Straight guys too. Come to find out there was a Rush concert nearby. I thought we should try to snag some tickets and go rock out with a bunch of guys. I was liking my odds of getting laid. Sure enough we snagged some tickets and went to the show. About 1 chick to every 500 guys. That is some sweet odds for fucking.
We walked around the venue for a bit before some handsome drunk men hit on us. Likely half our age, but I didn’t care. After some idle chit chat about Rush, we took them behind the bathroom and showed them our cocksucking skills. Been a long time since I blew a guy at an outdoor concert, well one whose name I didn’t even know. We guzzled cum, then went and rocked out on Rush’s final tour. We had a great time actually. I stroked a guy off sitting next to me to Tom Sawyer. We were drinking, having fun, getting wild.
After the show, a group of guys invited us back to their hotel room for an after show party. The three of us and like 30 guys. Hell yes. We drank and fucked. I had a MILF gangbang. A lot of those boys had never fucked a girl up the ass. I was more than happy to be their first anal experience. I let then train my ass. My girlfriends are not quite anal whores, but I am a total butt fuck queen. I loved getting cock after cock shoved up my ass. My ass was dripping with cum. As we got more drunk, my girl friends thought it would be fun to guzzle cum out of my ass.
I had no idea how fun a Rush show could be. Sadly it is their last tour, but certainly I can find another group with a mostly male following. Fuck being a groupie. I will fuck concert goers. Drunk horny men away from their wives for a night equals hot ass sex for this hot MILF.
School is almost out for summer. I can’t wait because this hot MILF spends her summer fucking and sucking poolside. Last year I finally had an in ground pool installed in my back yard so I could have kick ass parties. My pool parties tend to lean towards swingers parties, even downright orgies. I know how to have fun. Sometimes, I just entertain one guy like I did this weekend. But, he had a cock so big, it was like 2-3 guys were there.
This particular stud is the son of my best friend. I have been trying to be a good bestie, but when he is texting me pictures of his rock hard huge cock and telling me he knows I can handle his meat better than any coed, there is only so much I can take. I’m in my sexual prime. No one, not even my best friend could fault me for wanting to fuck a nice hung virile man. I told myself if she found out she would approve.
So, I finally broke down and invited Derek over for a swim. I knew the only swimming that would be going on, would be me swimming in a sea of sperm hopefully. I believe in great blowjobs, so I gave him one that would blow his mind. Show him he was right to pursue me. I got his dick sloppy wet by spitting on it first. Then I took his big balls in my hands and squeezed them lightly as I slid my mouth up and down his pulsating shaft. I could feel his veins throbbing as my tongue wrapped around his cock.
Before long I was riding that boy reverse cowgirl. I love looking down and seeing a young cock get swallowed up by my cougar cunt. His cock was glistening with my love juice. He slid his hands under my ass and started bouncing me up and down his dick. He had the stamina that mature women crave. He told me I was his mom’s hottest friend. Apparently he has been jacking off to me for years. I confessed that I had channeled his cock through my fingers more than once while masturbating. I mean it is so very hard for a cougar to resist the charms of a young stud. Every woman my age knows that men half her age can fuck her like a porn star.
And that is what Derek and I did all weekend. We fucked like porn stars. I’m in great shape for a woman in her 40s. Men my age usually want women half my age or they need little blue pills to fuck me. College age boys are just always hard and always uncomplicated. It was so refreshing to just fuck all weekend. No mind games, no worrying what I looked like, just cock sucking, pussy eating and fucking all weekend. Might be my best Memorial Day weekend ever. Have you ever fucked your mom’s best friend? I bet she has thought about fucking you.
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