I hope this leads to some hot mutual masturbation stories. My neighbor likes to sit out on his porch and watch me mow the lawn or wash my car. He’s always out there staring at me. The way his wife glares at me, I know it pisses her off. That makes me want to do it more. I wear the tiniest little bikini, leaning way over to scrub the rims. I make the lather fly, looking up to shoot him a wink now and then. Why don’t you come over here and give me a hand? I bet you have something that needs a good lathering too. I know that whiny bitch of yours can’t give you a hand wash like this. I hear her yelling at you for looking at me. It gives me a sudden urge to pull out your cock and give you a spit shine right here in this driveway.
You’re smiling now as if you’re reading my mind. I bend down, pick up the hose and let the water soak the front of my shirt. You can see my nipples for sure. Why don’t you come over here and do something about it?
Your wife was telling me over coffee that you’ve been having a little erectile dysfunction problem. She said that your poor little dickie just can’t cut the mustard anymore. I suggested some phone sex therapy.
What she doesn’t know is that you’ve been giving me all of your sperm. Oh yes. As soon as she leaves to go sit for your daughters brats, you head over to my place. I welcome you with open arms and open legs. You may be old and gray but that fat cock gives me a thrill. You look like a kindly grandpa but wasn’t I thrilled to find out that you had skills in bed. You fuck me so much better than my husband does.
I feel kinda bad for your wife though. I even gave her a new vibrator for her birthday and suggested that she find some young dick. Meanwhile, I am teaching you all kinds fo things that she never did for you. Like licking the tender underside of your balls. Or your puckered hole. Or the way I tickle that prostate when I need you to cum just one more time for me. This is some good therapy. If you are older and need some special attention, I’m here for you, too.
Some women just get sensual phone sex. There’s an art to being classy-trashy. It’s not about cursing and being crude. It’s a slow sexy build up that leaves you wanting more. That’s the way I love phone sex.
I’ve been your neighbor for years. You’re a lot older than me and I’m guessing that by all of the grandbrats hanging out, that you aren’t getting your needs met. I guess with your wife getting older, those balls aren’t getting emptied regularly. You better use it before you lose it, daddy.
I saw you hanging out in the yard while I was washing my car. I smiled at you and walked into my garage. You followed me, pushing me against my work bench, kissing me. I put my finger to my lips. “Ssssshhhh.” as I dropped to my knees and unzipped your pants. I took just the head of your cock into my mouth, slowly teasing you. I cupped your balls, feeling their fullness and need. I took your poor old penis to the hilt, then looked up at you with big blue eyes. “You taste so good, daddy.” I purred. I feel your hands stroking my hair as I pull a load of creamy cum from your dick. Your whole body shudders with pleasure. “Thank you, sweetie.” I hear you whisper as you walk away, your silver hair making feel like I did something good. I know you will be back. Even classic cars run like new ones with the right lubrication. I have a feeling you just got an STP Gas treatment. You just need a little tune-up now. Hurry back, sexy. My engine is purring….
I had this sexy dream that I was Erotic roleplaying in the Wizard of Oz. It seemed so real that I woke up with wet panties. Ever since I was a girl, I fantasized about how I would play Dorothy in the movie.
My Dorothy would be sweet but slutty. She would wear thong panties and her skirt would blow up in the wind, flashing everyone. The tin man with his shiny cock would get this pussy first. I’d rust that tin can for sure and then give him some KY to lubricate himself with. Next ,I’d unstuff that scarecrow fast and hard and leave his straw soaking wet. I’d be cumming like a tornado.
Who’s afraid of the wicked witch? I’d lick that pussy until she melted into a puddle and she’d be the smiley witch.
OMG, I’m such a dirty girl to make a brat’s movie into a sexual fantasy. And that damn wizard and his smoke and mirrors tricks? I’d fuck him all the way back to Kansas. Give me any innocent tale and let me make it into something sexy and naughty for you.
Small dick humiliation is what you get when you mess with this naughty neighbor. Don’t let me see you in plain sight jerking an itty bitty excuse for a dick. I will laugh and take pics to share.
I see you every night in your bedroom window. You married men are the worst, trying to get a peek at these tits. Oh, it’s true. I like giving you a show. I slowly side out of my shirt and unfasten my bra. My nipples harden in the breeze as I let my bra slide off these big mams. I let it drop to the floor and turn to face you.
I see your mouth form a Big O as you take a look. It’s obvious that you have your cock in hand, beating your meat. I know your wife isn’t home. I reach for my phone and call you. “Show me your cock.” I whisper. I’m getting excited now, waiting for the thick cock that I’m craving.
My jaw drops as I see the pic on my phone. It’s the tinest fucking penis I have ever seen!!! It can’t be more than 3 inches long. I fall on my bed laughing. “You fuck your wife with that?” Your masculine voice drops several octaves as you answer. “Put your panties on and come over here. The old man is asleep.”
I hear your soft knock at the door. Oh, we are about to have some humiliation here. I’ll be sharing those tiny dick pics in my next blog. Right after I make you beg for some relief. Those full balls have obviously made you lose your mind. What WILL you do for the right to cum?
In my racist neighborhood, Ebony phone sex is completely taboo. These perfect white housewives would never dream of sharing their precious, coddled little pussies with a chocolate stud like you. So when you stopped by to see the house for sale next door and the realtor was running late, I did what any good neighbor would do. I invited you into my yard for a glass of iced tea. I think you could tell that I was checking your body out. Your lean cocoa frame, muscular legs. and a large package in your jeans. My pussy twitched a bit just thinking about what was underneath.
You stood up from the wicker chair you were sitting in and walked over to me. “The realtor isn’t coming, is she?” I laughed. “No sir. You wouldn’t want to live in this racist neighborhood anyway. I say we give them a show. You know they’re watching. ” I giggled as I unfastened my blouse. I stood up and kissed you full on the lips, reaching for your zipper. “Fuck my tits.” “NO. Let me fuck that pretty white pussy.” you growled in your sexy low voice. I spun around, bending over the chair as you pulled my panties down. I screamed out loud as you shoved 10 inches into my pink slit.
Knowing every person on the block was watching made me so hot. I yelled. “Fuck me, you big sexy stud.” as I creamed on that big black cock. Mmmmm, my pussy is still sore. My husband is getting a real treat tonight. A very special chocolate mousse. Shall I save some for you, too?
There’s something about a pair of sexy breasts. Lucky for us women, men love all kinds of tits. Small perky ones, big floppy ones, ones with tiny nipples. Headlights glaring in the cold. A nip poking through a wet t-shirt or some giant stripper tits. There’s a man for every kind.
Look back to your own fantasies. Sucking a milky nipple while Mommy touches you. That first time a MILF let you slide your teen boner between her globes. Peeking at the neighbor girl while she undressed. Her tits were so beautiful. Your auntie in a bikini with her DDs poking out, right in your face when she hugged her. Your daughters new buds just starting to sprout. Titties make the world go round. From that first time you peeked at Playboy and your young cock hardened, you knew those fleshy lumps were something to be worshipped.
My 42EEs are dying to be sucked, fondled, and squeezed around a thick cock. Come do a breast exam while my poor cucky husband has to watch. Just explain that you are doing it for my health. Regular breast exams save lives. Squeeze away!!!
Best Naughty neighbor phone sex ever. I have to share while my asshole is still smoking from the fucking I just got. My neighbor’s son is home from college for the summer. I saw him outside last night. He was fighting with his girlfriend. She jumped into her car and peeled out, leaving him standing there. I called him over. The poor boy was almost in tears.
I eyed him up and down, checking out his nice package and muscular ass. “So, no pussy for you tonight, then?” I laughed. “Fuck that bitch. Have a drink with me.” His eyes lit up as he looked me over. I was wearing my fuck uniform of tiny denim shorts and a bikini top. “Aren’t you married?” you asked. I laughed and laughed as I told you about my tiny dick hubby and our arrangement. “It kinda turns me on. Him eating my cum out of you.” Your face was red and your bulge was growing.
“Come on in. Let’s get that drink.” You followed me into the kitchen. I felt your body heat as you pressed against me. I bent over to get the bottle, giving you a nice pussy shot. You grabbed my tits as you pushed that fat young cock right into my puckered shithole.
“Fuck my ass.” I moaned as you thrust into me over and over. I heard you grunt and felt you explode. I can’t wait until my toilet paper cuckold hubby gets a taste. And I really can’t wait until your cock gets hard again. We’ve got all night, lover.
The best thing about cuckold phone sex is the control I maintain over my husband. He is an old fart and he knows that his wrinkly old cock just can’t satisfy a woman like me. He’s a smart man who wants the world to think that he is still a virile old fucker who can pump a young pussy like mine. He and I have an agreement. I make public appearances with him and make him look like a stud muffin. In turn, he approves of me getting some fine, thick cock. Of course, I must share the stories and the juicy leftovers with him.
Today, while he was napping, one of the neighbor boys dropped in. He is a handsome college hunk who I deflowered in his teens. (Mmmmm, that’s a story for another blog.) I was so glad that I was wearing my cute denim short and bikini top. It made for such easy access. He was so excited that he just flipped me over on the couch arm. He pounded me hard and quick with his big black cock. Right before he blew, I grabbed a glass from the nearby end table and asked him to cum it it for me. He jerked his monster fuck meat and filled the glass with a creamy froth.
When my hubby wakes up, I’m gonna surprise him with an extra creamy chocolate milkshake. I think he’ll love it!!!
Who wouldn’t want a GFE phone sex lover like me. I’m the kind of girl you take on vacation when you need something spicy in your life. You see, I’m an exhibitionist. I love for people to see us fucking. I mean, who doesn’t like watching sexy bodies slapping together on the beach.
The first time I ever had voyeur sex, I felt a bit nervous. “Someone will see us.” I whispered. “That’s the point. I want everyone to see your smoking body, your firm tits, that waxed pussy. I want them to be jealous that I get to stick my cock in that tight hole. I want to know that they are forced to jerk off and watch.” you explained.
That made me kinda hot. After a few times of public sex, I was addicted too. Playing with the voyeurs was fun. I’d pull my shorts leg aside and rub my pussy. I knew I was fanning those flames. I grew bolder. I’d straddle you on a public beach with a towel around my waist. I’d squat right on top of your cock, easing down on it. I’d slowly gyrate in a slow, sensual circle. As you got harder, I’d pull up the towel, letting the nearby strangers see your cock gliding in and out of my smooth slit. Beach sex was my favorite.
Watching men all around me with their hands under those towels, stroking and watching my show just took me over the edge. After I came, I’d flop down on the ground, squirming so that the sand would cling to my juicy bikini bottom right where your cum was slowly leaking out. I wonder how many loads of fuck sauce soaked into the sand that day. I am such a slut, and you love it.
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