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I dreamed about being in Oz.

Erotic roleplayingI had this sexy dream that  I was Erotic roleplaying in the Wizard of Oz. It seemed so real that I woke up with wet panties. Ever since I was a girl, I fantasized about how I would play Dorothy in the movie.

My Dorothy would be sweet but slutty. She would wear thong panties and her skirt would blow up in the wind, flashing everyone. The tin man with his shiny cock would get this pussy first.  I’d rust that tin can for sure and then give him some KY to lubricate himself with. Next ,I’d unstuff that scarecrow  fast and hard and leave his straw soaking wet.  I’d be cumming like a tornado.

Who’s afraid of the wicked witch? I’d lick that pussy until she melted into a puddle and she’d be the smiley witch.

OMG, I’m such a dirty girl to make a brat’s movie into a sexual fantasy. And that damn wizard and his smoke and mirrors tricks? I’d fuck him all the way back to Kansas. Give me any innocent tale and let me make it into something sexy and naughty for you.

 

 

 

I laugh at your tiny penis!!!

Small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is what you get when you mess with this naughty neighbor.  Don’t let me see you in plain sight jerking an itty bitty excuse for a dick. I will laugh and take pics to share.

I see you every night in your bedroom window. You married men are the worst, trying to get a peek at these tits. Oh, it’s true. I like giving you a show. I slowly side out of my shirt and unfasten my bra. My nipples harden in the breeze as I let my bra slide off these big mams. I let it drop to the floor and turn to face you.

I see your mouth form a Big O as you take a look. It’s obvious that you have your cock in hand, beating your meat. I know your wife isn’t home. I reach for my phone and call you. “Show me your cock.” I whisper.  I’m getting excited now, waiting for the thick cock that I’m craving.

My jaw drops as I see the pic on my phone. It’s the tinest fucking penis I have ever seen!!! It can’t be more than 3 inches long. I fall on my bed laughing. “You fuck your wife with that?” Your masculine voice drops several octaves as you answer.  “Put your panties on and come over here. The old man is asleep.”

I hear your soft knock at the door. Oh, we are about to have some humiliation here. I’ll be sharing those tiny dick pics in my next blog. Right after I make you beg for some relief. Those full balls have obviously made you lose your mind. What WILL you do for the right to cum?

Fucking that BBC

Ebony phone sexIn my racist neighborhood, Ebony phone sex is completely taboo. These perfect white housewives would never dream of sharing their precious, coddled little pussies with a chocolate stud like you. So when you stopped by to see the house for sale next door and the realtor was running late, I did what any good neighbor would do. I invited you into my yard for a glass of iced tea. I think you could tell that I was checking your body out. Your lean cocoa frame, muscular legs. and a large package in your jeans. My pussy twitched a bit just thinking about what was underneath.

You stood up from the wicker chair you were sitting in and walked over to me. “The realtor isn’t coming, is she?” I laughed. “No sir. You wouldn’t want to live in this racist neighborhood anyway. I say we give them a show. You know they’re watching. ” I giggled as I unfastened my blouse. I stood up and kissed you full on the lips, reaching for your zipper. “Fuck my tits.” “NO. Let me fuck that pretty white pussy.” you growled in your sexy low voice. I spun around, bending over the chair as you pulled my panties down. I screamed out loud as you shoved 10 inches into my pink slit.

Knowing every person on the block was watching made me so hot. I yelled. “Fuck me, you big sexy stud.” as I creamed on that big black cock. Mmmmm, my pussy is still sore. My husband is getting a real treat tonight. A very special chocolate mousse. Shall I save some for you, too?

Feeling up my boobies

Sexy breastsThere’s something about a pair of sexy breasts. Lucky for us women, men love all kinds of tits. Small perky ones, big floppy ones, ones with tiny nipples. Headlights glaring in the cold. A nip poking through a wet t-shirt or some giant stripper tits. There’s a man for every kind.

Look back to your own fantasies. Sucking a milky nipple while Mommy touches you. That first time a MILF let you slide your teen boner between her globes. Peeking at the neighbor girl while she undressed. Her tits were so beautiful. Your auntie in a bikini with her DDs poking out, right in your face when she hugged her.  Your daughters new buds just starting to sprout. Titties make the world go round. From that first time you peeked at Playboy and your young cock hardened, you knew those fleshy lumps were something to be worshipped.

My 42EEs are dying to be sucked, fondled, and squeezed around a thick cock. Come do a breast exam while my poor cucky husband has to watch. Just explain that you are doing it for my health. Regular breast exams save lives. Squeeze away!!!

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Naughty Neighbor Ass Fuck

Naughty neighbor phone sex

Best Naughty neighbor phone sex ever. I have to share while  my asshole is still smoking from the fucking I just got. My neighbor’s son is home from college for the summer. I saw him outside last night. He was fighting with his girlfriend. She jumped into her car and peeled out, leaving him standing there. I called him over. The poor boy was almost in tears.

I eyed him up and down, checking out his nice package and muscular ass. “So, no pussy for you tonight, then?” I laughed. “Fuck that bitch. Have a drink with me.” His eyes lit up as he looked me over. I was wearing my fuck uniform of tiny denim shorts and a bikini top. “Aren’t you married?” you asked. I laughed and laughed as I told you about my tiny dick hubby and our arrangement. “It kinda turns me on. Him eating my cum out of you.” Your face was red and your bulge was growing.

“Come on in. Let’s get that drink.” You followed me into the kitchen. I felt your body heat as you pressed against me. I bent over to get the bottle, giving you a nice pussy shot. You grabbed my tits as you pushed that fat young cock right into my puckered shithole.

“Fuck my ass.” I moaned as you thrust into me over and over. I heard you grunt and felt you explode. I can’t wait until my toilet paper cuckold hubby gets a taste. And I really can’t wait until your cock gets hard again. We’ve got all night, lover.

 

Making my Hubby drink your cum.

cuckold phone sexThe best thing about cuckold phone sex is the control I maintain over my husband. He is an old fart and he knows that his wrinkly old cock just can’t satisfy a woman like me. He’s a smart man who wants the world to think that he is still a virile old fucker who can  pump a young pussy like mine. He and I have an agreement. I make public appearances with him and make him look like a stud muffin. In turn, he approves of me getting some fine, thick cock. Of course, I must share the stories and the juicy leftovers with him.

Today, while he was napping, one of the neighbor boys dropped in. He is a handsome college hunk who I deflowered in his teens. (Mmmmm, that’s a story for another blog.) I was so glad that I was wearing my cute denim short and bikini top. It made for such easy access. He was so excited that he just flipped me over on the couch arm. He pounded me hard and quick with his big black cock. Right before he blew, I grabbed a glass from the nearby end table and asked him to cum it it for me. He jerked his monster fuck meat and filled the glass with a creamy froth.

When my hubby wakes up, I’m gonna surprise him with an extra creamy chocolate milkshake. I think he’ll love it!!!

Sex on the Beach with a GFE girl

GFE phone sexWho wouldn’t want a GFE phone sex lover like me. I’m the kind of girl you take on vacation when you need something spicy in your life. You see, I’m an exhibitionist. I love for people to see us fucking. I mean, who doesn’t like watching sexy bodies slapping together on the beach. 

The first time I ever had voyeur sex, I felt a bit nervous. “Someone will see us.” I whispered. “That’s the point. I want everyone to see your smoking body, your firm tits, that waxed pussy. I want them to be jealous that I get to stick my cock in that tight hole. I want to know that they are forced to jerk off and watch.” you explained.

That made me kinda hot. After a few times of public sex, I was addicted too. Playing with the voyeurs was fun. I’d pull my shorts leg aside and rub my pussy. I knew I was fanning those flames. I grew bolder. I’d straddle you on a public beach with a towel around my waist. I’d squat right on top of your cock, easing down on it. I’d slowly gyrate in a slow, sensual circle. As you got harder, I’d pull up the towel, letting the nearby strangers see your cock gliding in and out of my smooth slit.  Beach sex was my favorite.

Watching men all around me with their hands under those towels, stroking and watching my show just took me over the edge. After I came, I’d flop down on the ground, squirming so that the sand would cling to my juicy bikini bottom right where your cum was slowly leaking out. I wonder how many loads of fuck sauce soaked into the sand that day. I am such a slut, and you love it.

Sexy feet in sandals. Big boobs in Bikinis.

foot fetishesFoot fetishes and big boobs are what makes summer fun for a young man. I figure it’s just being a good neighbor to flash as much tit meat and plump polished piggies as I can to keep the boys entertained. The poor things are out of school for the summer and sit in their rooms all day jerking off.

Sitting on my porch, in a pair of tiny denim shorts, a bikini top, and sexy sandals, I knew I was cock bait. I spread my legs slightly so passersby could get a slight flash of waxed pussy flesh. Watching their expressions made me giggle and made me a bit horny as I checked them out, deciding who was gonna get lucky.

I barely paid attention to the cars who drove by, then slowed down for a double take. Men bore me most of the time. I wanted one who was more than excited. Then I spotted him walking down the sidewalk. Young and looking fine in jeans and a muscle shirt. I invited him stop by for a moment. He was so polite and refused to even glance at my charms. This made me want him more.

As usual, I got what I wanted . My young stud was packing some meat. His shyness was gone after the second lick of his rock hard fuckstick. I had to have it. I made him fuck me right there on the porch so everyone could see us. Who would’ve guess that my wicker porch furniture could take that much action. I drained his balls and let it slowly drip onto my exposed pink toenails. I’m sure he won’t forget me anytime soon. Being the neighborhood slut is so much fun!!!

I’m the neighborhood tease.

tease and denial phone sexI’m the neighborhood tease and denial slut.  I love it. Knowing I could have any cock in town makes me wet. I’m married to a local retired businessman who gets off on his wife flirting with other men. He buys me sexy, tight clothes to show off my body. No one knows his kinky secret.

I don’t mind at all. I get to look damn good. Short shorts. Tight tops that show off extra large tits. He pays for me to get my hair and nails done. He loves my soft silkie little piggies. and best of all, I get a pass to all of the cock I want. Oh, I try to be discreet. I hire all of the local boys to do yard and pool work for me. The old man gets so excited when young cock arrives. He has the house wired so he can watch it all from his den.

My favorite thing is tease and denial. Making these boys work for a peek or a touch is so much fun. Knowing that my husband is watching really brings out my wicked side. I seduce these shy young men and drain their balls. Giving them a first blow job or knowing that I’m the first pussy that cock has ever penetrated gives me a sense of power. Afterwards, i join my horny hubs in the den where he is eagerly stroking his old cock and ready to lap some boy batter from my creamy cunt.

Being the naughty wife of a cucky, cum slurping spouse is living the good life for sure!!! I invite you to be my cuck and watch me in action. or fuck me hard and leave me a deposit for my faggot hubby. Call me a slut but you know you can’t resist this pussy!!

Just a nice neighbor….

naughty neighbor phone sexThe sound of skin slapping filled the air.  You fucked me like a well oiled machine. I love the way your tanned skin glistens as you try not to cum. I only met you an hour ago. I’m the local naughty neighbor phone sex celebrity. You were in town to visit my neighbor 2 doors down but he wasn’t home and you were sitting on the porch. I hated to see a fine looking man kept waiting so I invited you in for something cold. What you didn’t know is that I was horny as fuck.

I’m a married woman. My husband is much older than me. He knew when we married that he could never keep up with my needs. So we signed an agreement. I can fuck any man I please as long as I come home and share all of the details. My hubby’s shriveled cock gets hard when he hears that he married a slut like me. He loves to take out his teeth and suck the creamy leftovers from my perfectly waxed pussy. I’ve discovered that he is quite the little cum slurping faggot. It makes him so excited that he squirts his little load all over my tits.

So now that I can get all I want, I seem to want even more. Even my younger neighbor boys are looking pretty good. Just knock on my door and ask if I need any work done.