I got to spend some time with Mercy this past weekend, and it led to some of the best 2 girl phone sex I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing. Mercy is a seriously classy lady, and she certainly loves her men, but she also certainly knows how to please another woman!
Mercy is very sensual and erotic, and she started by giving me a slow massage, which I returned. We ended up spending a long time stroking each other’s bodies, running our hands over each other’s arms, legs, breasts, thighs, and everywhere. I ran my hands through her hair; she rubbed my feet better than any man has ever done.
But when Mercy crawled between my legs and started sucking on my clit, then as Carol King says, I could feel the earth move under my feet and I swear I felt the sky tumbling down. Definitely, if you’re looking for the best phone sex you can have, you should give her a call!
Yesterday, I had simply the best phone sex with a traveling salesman! A young man knocked on my door, selling fruit baskets. He had an uncommon accent for around where I’m from, so I asked if he was from Australia.
“No, ma’am, I’m a Kiwi.”
“Ah, New Zealand, then?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, why don’t you come in and get out of this heat for a moment. I just made some lemonade.”
“You’re a peach, ma’am, that would be great. It’s fucking hot out here. Whoops! Beg pardon.”
I laughed, and invited him in. Once in the kitchen, I poured him that lemonade, and I started peeling a banana for myself. He started eyeing me speculatively.
“I don’t mean to be rude, ma’am, but it’s been a long time since someone has popped your cherry, am I right?”
“You could say so.” I began eating the phallic fruit. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me.
“Would you, um, be available for a date sometime?”
“When?”
“… now?”
I put down the banana, knelt down before him, and began removing his shorts. Inside, I found a lovely cock, much thicker than the banana I’d been gobbling moments ago. I reached underneath and began massaging the balls the size of small plums as I sucked and stroked away. Soon, a currant of pleasure shuddered through him, and I felt his orgasm before he shot his load into my mouth.
“Wow, you’re as hot as a chili pepper, ma’am.”
“Chili pepper? Wait, what? I thought we were doing fruit!”
“Eh, tomato, tomahto.”
Belle heard I gave the best phone sex in the neighborhood, so she came over for some cocksucking lessons. She said her boyfriend Joe wasn’t happy with the way she’d been pleasing him, and she asked if I would give her some pointers.
So, I invited Belle over, as well as Eric, a young man I’d met at the grocery store who had been kind enough to, um, check me out. They came over, and I started teaching Belle how to properly blow a man.
I showed her how to properly hold his cock, how to place it in her mouth, how to wrap her tongue around it, how to suck on it, how to deep throat it. How to suck it, how to swallow it, and how it was okay if she had to gag occasionally while she took it way down her throat.
Soon, I’m sure Belle will be doing cocksucking phone sex as well as the rest of us here. Until then, though, I gave her a little gift….
They usually say that the best phone sex is the tantric type, where you spend the whole conversation fucking. But I have a caller, James, where we end up simply chatting the whole time, sometimes for hours, with not even a hint of flirting involved in our conversation. Okay, well, maybe a HINT. 🙂 But it was weeks of chatting, every few days, before we ever had sex.
We’d simply been chatting as usual, when suddenly it was as if a fever came over him. He interrupted me in the middle of a sentence by simply saying, “Whitney, I want you. I need you. Now. Please.” And he grabbed me by the back of the head and kissed me hard, grabbing my left tit as he did. His sudden passion overcame me as well, and I grabbed him back, left hand reaching behind him to pull him to me, right hand reaching down to find his hard cock, straining in his pants, aching to burst loose.
We couldn’t get our clothes off fast enough. We tore them off, and he impaled himself into me, driving that thick shaft of his, so full of need and longing, into my throbbing, juicy pussy. We both came in almost an instant, crying out for each other and screaming each other’s names.
A total surprise. But it ranks up there among the absolute best instances of phone sex I’ve ever had.
We hear it all the time – another friend has been caught out and got an STD, took it home to his or her spouse/S.O., and it broke up the relationship and ruined their life. Now that friend has to deal with not only putting the piece of their life back together, but also the pain of trying to find a partner who they can fuck without spreading the disease further.
STDs are running rampant in the streets, and if you’re not careful, one will find you! And condoms, let’s face it, are such a pain in the ass (or dick, or cunt, you name it). But if we don’t use them, we are, quite literally, screwed.
Yet there is hope! My dear sweet boys, there is a method of steamy sex that allows you to fuck with abandon and yet requires no protection whatsoever! And that is calling your friendly neighborhood mature phone sex operator. The ladies here at Sophisticated Hotties are here to service your every whim and desire.
Give us a call, and we promise, you won’t find yourself catching anything but fun times and exhaustion from us. *wink*
Some say a woman reaches her sexual peak at age 35; others say it’s at age 26. But I’m far older than both of those ages, and I can tell you, I’m having the best phone sex and best actual sex of my life right now! Older women aren’t as uptight about their appearances as younger women, but even so, I know I have a bod that most younger gals would die for, and I have the skills in the bedroom to go with it. And if I ever need a reminder of that, I just find a willing partner to remind me.
I went out for Karaoke and wings at my favorite bar this past weekend, and there I met Ethan. He was young, had just finished his first year of college, built for the game of football he played, and was looking to find a gal to spend the evening with. After hearing me sing and watching me devour my wings unabashedly, he decided I was his lady.
I took him home with me. He’d been out working all weekend, doing the jobs his parents had stored up while he was at school – mowing the lawn, weeding the garden, etc. So I started by pulling out the baby oil, laying him down, and massaging his muscles. When I got to his ass, I didn’t stop at the outside, but slipped a finger in his unexpecting asshole, which clearly surprised him, because he started to sit up. I told him to lie down again, which he did, and I continued in further.
Ethan started moaning, and I pulled my finger out and had him roll over. I started massaging his hairy chest, arms, legs, and then moved to his cock, which had softened during the massage. But then when I touched his cock with my oil-slickened hands, it stood right up again. I grabbed it with both hands and started stroking it with long, steady, slick strokes, then reached down and gave the same treatment to his balls underneath. When he began whimpering, I slid my finger back into his ass, and he jumped half a foot off the floor.
When I reached in high enough to hit his prostate, that was the final straw for him. He came, right then, shooting his hot load of cum right up into my face. I tried to catch his salty seed, but I’m afraid I missed a lot of it, and it went all over my face.
The good thing about young men, however, is that they have stamina, and in a jounce, he was up for round two. Between both of us having oil-slickened bodies by that point, and me with my dripping wet baby-smooth pussy, fucking was hot and long and easy. That was far more satisfying for both of us!
Mature phone sex can lead to all kinds of naughty scenarios. I’m that sexy MILF neighbor that you’ve always wanted to get to know better so you could come over and have an excuse to fuck. Well, I’m here, ready to talk whenever you please, dear boy.
For instance, I had one boy come over to visit the other day. He was very nervous, you know, didn’t know what to do with his hands. Well, those hands ended up all over me, stroking my breasts, between my legs, then finger-fucking my hot wet cunt.
When he took off his pants, though, he had the tiniest cock I’d ever seen! I laughed, but I told him to lay down anyway. He was still anxious, but I got him on his back, and that shy little virgin boy got a world-class blowjob from a grown, mature woman. I sucked his little cock with all the experience of my many years, and he didn’t know what luck he’d been blessed with that day.
Eventually, I let him fuck me. His young, itty-bitty cock had a hard time finding its way into my waiting pussy, but eventually he found his way in. It was such a TINY little cock, though, and I barely felt it, but I let him fuck me anyway, because even virgin boys need to have their cherries popped, as it were, and who better than the neighborhood teacher?
When we were done, he said it was the best phone sex he’d ever had.
It was Mother’s Day this weekend (as you should know), so I got to play Mommy to one of my neighbors, Timmy. He told me a few weeks ago that he likes a nice hairy wet pussy, so instead of keeping it neatly trimmed, I let it all grow out.
Timmy loved it. He said it looked so yummy that he wanted to eat it, so he did, and he munched away at my hairy cunt for a good long while.
But mostly he wanted to fuck it. So after eating me out for a while, I climbed on top of him and rode him while he stared at my fuzzy fuckhole.
We had a great Mother’s Day!
Exhibitionist sex will generally get you nabbed by the police! That’s why I went out, dressed in my police outfit, to deter the cops from stopping these fine people from doing what they love to do.
But when I saw what people were doing, my cooch started to hurt in sympathy!
Fucking on the beach! With all that sand? Ouch! Just look at some of these videos of some of the people I saved from the worst brush burns they could ever encounter!
Good thing Police Woman Whitney is here to save the day!
I was outside today doing some yardwork when a shadow fell over me. I looked up to see my neighbor Pete and another gentleman standing there. Pete asked if I could use some help weeding my garden, and I said, Sure, why not? Pete introduced me to his friend Hank, and the two of them helped me out for about a half hour, which was much less time than it would have taken me if I was doing it myself!
When we were done, I invited the boys into my house for some lemonade. Pete confessed that he and Hank had been inside next door watching me, and they couldn’t help but come over and see if they could be of assistance. I said they could be of assistance with my clothing right now, if they wanted. Soon all three of us were naked, and I had two cocks in me, one on either end!
The fun went on for hours, with first one fucking me, then the other, in my pussy, my ass, and my mouth. Definitely a delightful way to end a day of chores!
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