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This Naughty Teacher Celebrates Bad Poetry Day with Cock and Cum

naughty teacher creamy facialThis naughty teacher knows how to celebrate Bad Poetry Day. I had a few former well hung male students over for a little poetry reading and cock sucking. I’m a sex ed teacher, not a literature professor, so a lab rat could write better poems. Laugh all you want at my little silly poems, they all got me dick. We turned our bad poetry reading into a drinking game. This one got me several loads of cum down my throat, and I had to do a few shots of Tequila to make up for it being so cheesy.

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This MILF is sucking your cock

When the clock strikes two

She wants your goo

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The boys started calling me Edgar Allen Oh Hell No. We were really just using bad poetry day as an excuse to drink and fuck. Personally, this MILF loves any excuse to party with the college studs. This bad creation got my pussy licked while I sucked cock.

Roses are nice

Violets are fine.

You be the six

This MILF be the nine.

So my poems suck. So does my mouth. The boys appreciated my dirty limericks. They knew I was just a horny old broad needing to get laid. They were happy to help crown me the reigning bad poet of the campus. My prize? Loads and loads of cum.

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Mature Phone Sex Slut Loves Public Fucking

mature phone sexMature phone sex sluts have the most fun! I was at Sam’s Club this morning shopping. This sexy stocker was falling me around like a dog in heat. I loved the attention. I gave him something to watch too. I walked seductively up and down every aisle, frequently bending over so he could see I was not wearing any panties under my wickedly short skirt. I could feel my pussy juice cascading down my thighs as I teased this young stud. I do love teasing the boys.

When I passed a little under construction area, I turned around, looked him right in the eye and beckoned him to follow me into the restricted area. It didn’t look dangerous; just a future display. I pushed him into a desk chair, unzipped his pants and pulled out his throbbing cock. I gave it a few yanks before straddling the chair to insert his cock deep inside my warm wet MILF muff. He let out a moan that would have awoke the dead, so I muffled him with a tit in his mouth. I love the idea of getting caught, but as a teacher I could sadly lose my job for public fucking.

His hands went down to grab my ass as my pussy muscle latched on to his growing member. I slid up and down his shaft frantically until, he filled my pussy up with cum. I kissed him, hopped off his cock, tugged my skirt down and finished my shopping with man seed dripping down my legs. I love shopping.

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Make me Bounce!

Best phone sexI love walking around with my plastic cock inside me. I wear it to work under my skirt and my callers have no idea that while we are discussing their cock inside of me there is a cock inside of me. My coworkers catch me fucking myself with it and they just laugh because they know the type of slut I truly am. By the time my day is done my pussy is so primed for a real cock that I just have to call some dick over to my house. The feeling of that plastic cock all day makes me really primed to have a real bulging growing cock inside of me. I sit back and suck my day long pussy juices off of the dildo until my flesh cock arrives. And if I am too unlucky to find a guy to fuck me then I just put plastic cocks in my pussy and ass before I go to sleep. I need dick inside me all the time and I will do what I have to in order to get it, real or fake.

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sexy babeI’m not supposed to but I brought my toy to work with me today. It makes the calls so much more fun and the guys love it when I put the phone down there and let them hear my pussy juices. They get so much more into it and they cum so hard that I hear the sperm drops hitting the phone and the floor. One of my favorite guys calls in while fucking his wife. He always slaps her ass so hard that I hear it loudly and she creams so much it is clear that he is deep dicking her just how a man should. He asks me how I want him to fuck her then describes how he is pounding her pussy or how she is blowing his cock. I hear her slurping and moaning and it makes my pussy so wet. I feel bad charging him because I feel like the customer. Then he waits for me to cum on the phone and hangs up. I hope he calls today; I’m going to fuck my pussy with this dildo just like he is fucking her. I fucking love my job.

Fruit Salad

best phone sex WhitneyYesterday, I had simply the best phone sex with a traveling salesman! A young man knocked on my door, selling fruit baskets. He had an uncommon accent for around where I’m from, so I asked if he was from Australia.

“No, ma’am, I’m a Kiwi.”

“Ah, New Zealand, then?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Well, why don’t you come in and get out of this heat for a moment. I just made some lemonade.”

“You’re a peach, ma’am, that would be great. It’s fucking hot out here. Whoops! Beg pardon.”

I laughed, and invited him in. Once in the kitchen, I poured him that lemonade, and I started peeling a banana for myself. He started eyeing me speculatively.

“I don’t mean to be rude, ma’am, but it’s been a long time since someone has popped your cherry, am I right?”

“You could say so.” I began eating the phallic fruit. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me.

mature phone sex Whitney“Would you, um, be available for a date sometime?”

“When?”

“… now?”

I put down the banana, knelt down before him, and began removing his shorts. Inside, I found a lovely cock, much thicker than the banana I’d been gobbling moments ago. I reached underneath and began massaging the balls the size of small plums as I sucked and stroked away. Soon, a currant of pleasure shuddered through him, and I felt his orgasm before he shot his load into my mouth.

“Wow, you’re as hot as a chili pepper, ma’am.”

“Chili pepper? Wait, what? I thought we were doing fruit!”

“Eh, tomato, tomahto.”

Exhibitionist Sex Slut Gives Great Blowjobs at a Rock Concert Thanks to Legalized Chronic

great blowjobsA friend of mine scored us tickets to see Neil Young this weekend. I am an old school rock chick. Students for years have been trying to get me to listen to Hip-Hop, Rap and modern country, all of which make me want to hurt people. We put on some super sexy hippie dresses, scored some good chronic and went to enjoy the evening with a classic rocker. I have not gotten high in awhile. Now that it is legal, I can’t lose my job. Fuck, the legalized shit is strong.

exhibitionist sexWe both felt like we were on an acid trip, which isn’t bad. Some college hunks were in the pit next to us. They too were toking some strong funk. A sexy cougar like me, attracts young studs everywhere. Now, I’m usually mindful of my surroundings when I decide I want some cock. I like exhibitionist sex, just when cops are in eyesight I tend to be more careful. I was too high to give a fuck about consequences. I blew those boys in the pit of a Neil Young concert. Down on my needs, higher than a kite, giving great blowjobs while I listened to Neil croon “Old Man.”

best phone sexA small crowd had gathered around me, I thought to shield me from the cop, but they wanted in on the action. I figured good taste in music warranted my oral skills. I got blow banged by about 50 dudes at a rock concert. I felt like I was at Woodstock. My girlfriend decided to help when she saw the size of some of those cocks going down my throat. I think I swallowed more sperm than a porn star that night. Hell, I even blew the cop. Any guy within 100 feet of the stage got head from the best phone sex slut around. I slept like a baby when we got home. Still high with a belly full of cum means I sleep well. Of course I woke up, got high again and went searching for more cocks to slurp. I’m on summer vacation after all.

Best Phone Sex Stories with Naughty Teacher Farah

best phone sex storiesThe best phone sex stories are the real experiences we share. Sure, I love erotic roleplaying, but what gets me off the hardest is sharing my real life naughty experiences with my callers and hearing about some of their hot times. One of my callers today wanted me to share a hot teacher memory. I have a lot, but one in particular still makes my pussy purr. I was staying late after school to grade papers when a student stopped by for some clarification on home work. This was a geeky little boy; the kind of student who usually went unnoticed by me.

After a few minutes, it became clear he didn’t want to talk about school work. He unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock and balls, looked at me and said, “I have a big fat apple for you Miss Farah.” He wasn’t kidding. He had the hugest nut sack I had ever seen. It could have smothered my face. I tried to hide my excitement because at that time I was not the naughty teacher I am today. Here was this 4 eyed geek with big ball sack and huge cock to go with it, insisting he could make the teacher scream. I caved. I was recently divorced at the time, so I needed cock in a bad way.

He lifted up my pencil skirt, shoved me against the chalkboard and hammered my pussy doggy style. His balls were so big that they left a mark on my ass. In fact he was fucking me with such a hard rhythmic motion, his balls hit my clit from underneath making me squirt everywhere. I covered my chalk board in teacher goo. I had one of the best fucks of my life from some Pee Wee Herman looking geek. Ever since that hot encounter, I have been a sucker for a big ball sack. I’m crazy for them nuts.

My caller admitted to several hot for teacher fantasies over the years of his own, so we did a sexy little role play; I just suggested that he have a huge ball sack!

The Best Phone Sex Can Be the Cheapest Phone Sex

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I have been teaching sex education to horny teens for decades now. So, I have seen and heard it all. I spend a good portion of my mornings counseling younger ones about the feelings they are having; the urges they are developing. So, I take my day time experiences and apply them to talking dirty at night. Do you know how many young boys have mommy issues? It really is common to have thoughts of your mother. A hot MILF like me can help you work through your issues.

cheapest phone sexI have done that for a few students. A mother I’d like to fuck is the next best thing, right? Especially, one that looks as good as me. I’m in my 40s, have some grown offspring of my own. I know their friends certainly seemed to enjoy coming over a lot! Last week I hooked up with one of my daughter’s former boyfriends. All grown up now, and filled out in all the right places. He wanted to call me mommy. I knew what was going on in his brain. I let him suck on my tits as I stroked his hard cock. What a beautiful cock he had too. If I only knew that when I first met him!

I gave him a great blowjob. He needed to experience awesome head. Why do you think younger men like mature phone sex sluts so much? Because they know we swallow and take creamy facials. When a guy fucks a MILF, he is not only getting the sexual skills that come with age, he is getting a safe arena to explore his thoughts and fetishes too. Dan told me he use to wear his mommy’s panties and heels. Shoe and panty fetishes are common. A silly coed might mistake that as a declaration of homosexuality, but a sex ed teacher knows the real psychology behind such fetishes.

mature phone sexI let Dan wear some of my panties, even a pair of my designer heels. We both strutted about rubbing on each other. I stroked his cock through his pantied ass. It really was hot sex. When you let a guy of any age be who he really is in the bedroom, you open yourself up to some of the best sex of your life. So if you have a fetish you have to keep hidden from the woman in your life, let me help you. I can be your sexy little phone therapist. Give you the psychology behind your thoughts; help you except your fetishes and enjoy them guilt free. This sexy doctor will see you now.

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MILF Phone Sex Sluts Give the Best Mature Mom Phone Sex

milf phone sexMILF phone sex is very popular. The majority of calls I get fall in to the mom I’d like to fuck category. I’m not complaining. I love younger guys. They have the stamina to keep up with me. So when guys are looking for mature mom phone sex, I know I am going to have a good phone fuck. Today, I spoke with Todd who has been lusting after his best friend’s mom for a decade now. She was the hot soccer mom in his neighborhood. Gave all the boys wet dreams.

I shared with Todd that I was a naughty MILF once or twice with my son’s friends. There was this one boy. Adrian. Yo Adrian was right. This young Italian Stallion pursued me for years until he finally broke me down after a soccer match. I was in my sexual prime, fresh off divorce number 2 and I needed fucked. He helped me bring some crap into the house after a match one day. I left him alone in the living room and when I returned he had his pants on the ground and his cock out. And it was a huge ass man cock. There was no restraint possible on my part after seeing that shaft.

mature mom phone sexI swallowed his shaft till his balls were snug on my chin. He had some skill. He was no virgin. He finger banged my bald beaver until it was creaming all over his fingers. Didn’t take long for him to fuck me. The irony was, he fucked me on my son’s soccer bean bag chair. Pretty fitting I guess. He filled me up with his spunk. I loved every minute of our 8 minute fuck. He was young after all. But, he did fuck me hard. He made this MILF cum. My caller was so jealous. He wanted to be my son’s friend, so we did a little erotic roleplaying.

When you call a mature phone sex slut, you get the mom and MILF experience. If there is anything I am good at, it is being a hot mom.

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Mature Phone Sex Slut Workouts

mature phone sexThis mature phone sex slut believes in keeping her body in good shape. Not that I don’t have a great body, but when you are over 40, you have to work harder to keep it in hot shape. My daughter got me a membership to this personal training studio in town as an early birthday present. Turning out to be the best present ever. My trainer is Sven, a hot young thing who loves cougars. Lucky me.

When we work out it is just us in the studio, so we can get creative with working out my body. He loves to see me sweat; he loves to make me sweat. I have become very fond of squats over his cock. I really feel the burn in my thighs as I am squatting up and down repeatedly over his young hard cock full of cum. Today he had me squatting over his cock while doing arm curls to work my upper and lower body together.

best phone sexI finally asked him, how my daughter came to find him for me. Not that it really matters, I’m loving his brand of total body fitness, but I was curious if I was sharing a cock my daughter has fucked. Turns out they did fuck when in college together, but he prefers MILFs, so she said she knew the hottest older woman in town. And, here I am getting fucked better than I have in a long time thanks to my daughter. Don’t get me wrong, I love cock my own age, just finding one that prefers me over my hot daughter is challenging. She says she has the same issue. The young studs she hooks up with ultimately want me more.

We are each other’s wingman. She gets my hamme downs , and get hers. Win win. Anyone who thinks I am too old for them doesn’t know what they are missing.

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