I love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?” It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever. It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater. Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.
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Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies
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When you enter you will strip down to nothing and get on your hands and knees. Slowly you will crawl over to me. I will be sitting on the couch wearing nothing but my black thongs. You will kneel before me I will spread my legs. You see my kitty, glistening wet waiting for your tongue and fingers to give me pleasure. You slide my thongs aside bringing your tongue to my clit. Flickering at it as your 2 fingers find my sweet hole and push on in. I moan and my back arches. I place my hand on the back of your head and push your face into me. Your tongue going buck wild. I clench my ass moaning even louder. My hips rocking on your fingers. Feeling my orgasim building. You push your fingers in deeper and bite on my clit. I explode into your mouth. Digging my nails into you. My body trembling, my kitty squirting and squirting. Giving you all my sweet nectar.
Phone sex therapy
Sometimes helping people can really help you out. I have this guy friend that was expressing to me all the problems him and his girl had. She was always not in the “mood”. I got really horny talking about how his cock was always so full of jizz. I guess he could tell, because when I looked down I saw his shaft growing super huge in his pants.
I leaned over to him and grabbed his cock out of his pants. I needed to feel his cock in my mouth. He swelled up so big after I got it soaking wet. I know a way to fix all of his problems. I straddled his cock and shoved him right inside my wet pussy. I bounced up and down his cock, grinding my pussy really hard into that cock. I am going to take some of that build up away from him.
Cuckold Phone Sex with a Size Queen
Cuckold phone sex is what you get when you lack the equipment to satisfy me. Not everyone gets to enjoy my pussy. My days of acting like every dick is the best dick for me are over. I enjoy turning tiny dick losers into my cuckolds. I met Adam on Tinder. I knew he had a small dick. Normally, I would have swiped left, but he was acting all macho like he was god’s gift to women. He had 4 inches tops. Last time I checked, 4 inch dicks don’t make women scream and shout. They also don’t make women wet. You don’t see 4 inch dicks in porn for a reason. Women were bantering with him on Tinder. Calling him out for having a shrimp dick, but he called them blind whores. Adam needed a reality check and I was just the phone sex therapist for the job. I had no doubt, I could give him a wake up call. I invited him over to fuck. I just wasn’t clear about who was doing the fucking. When he walked in, he found me riding a 10 inch cock. Stupid man thought the cock I was riding was simply the warm up to the main act. A four inch cock is never the main act. Never. He wanted in my pussy, but he was rejected. My hung lover and I took turns shaming him for his lack of manhood. He was struggling to understand that this was real and not a joke. “My pussy is for big cock only and a 4 inch nub is not a big cock,” I said sarcastically. I invited him to watch the real man in action, but he threw a hissy fit. Reality is a hard pill to swallow, but I least I gave him a healthy dose of reality.
As a Phone Sex Therapist, I Love Cuckolds
As a phone sex therapist, I talk to all sorts of men with a slew of kinks, fetishes and issues. I must be honest, however. Cuckolds are my favorite. Why? Because it takes a special kind of man to be so pathetic he would suck cock and take it up his back door to please a woman. I have a theory on cuckolds. I think many cuckold men are just gay for cock and either in denial or in the closet about their cock desires. I know the saying, “anything for love,” but does love make a man swallow another man’s cum or is it homosexuality? A real man has limits, even for the love of his life. I cuckolded two ex-husbands. If they didn’t want to suck dick and offer up a warm hole to keep a big cock hard, they would not have done it. They took cock because they had either latent or blatant homosexual tendencies. Under the guise of pleasing their cock size queen wife, they sucked dick and got fucked in the ass. Men with small dicks are just as curious about big cocks as women. Admit it; cuckold phone sex, being a cuckold, fascinates you too. You want to know what a big cock feels like in your mouth and back door pussy as much, maybe even more, as your wife or girlfriend. I get it. You don’t have to lie to me about just wanting to please the goddess in your life. I will have just as much fun with you as a submissive man as I will as a gay man. Think back. I bet there has been a time or two when you checked out the men in the locker room and realized one of these things was not like the other. You got a little chubby looking at all the real dick that surrounded you. Phone sex therapy can help you embrace your gay side. You don’t have to lie to me or yourself any longer.
Sexy Women Masturbating: My Wet Cunt is for Real Men Only
Sexy women masturbating is a guarantee when you call for phone sex. I love letting men hear my wet pussy. The operative word is men. Little sissy bitch boys and tiny dick losers are not men; therefore, they don’t get to hear me play with my pussy. They may not even get to cum depending on my mood. My cunt only gets wet for real men with big cocks. I am a cock size queen. I am a bitch in charge type. I have yet to encounter a sissy or a cuckold with a worthy cock. Even if they had one, it is doubtful I would want any part of it because a sissy or a cuck is hardly manly. Real men not only have big working cocks, but they know how to please a woman. They don’t want to be humiliated or shame. They don’t want cock and ball torture. They don’t want to suck dick. They don’t want to watch a woman take a big cock while their little dick is throbbing in a chastity cage. They don’t want to wear my panties or my clothes. Real men take control. They romance a woman. They eat pussy. They keep a hard cock. They cum a lot. They get hard easily for the second time around. They are the ones who get to hear a sexy babe like me toy with her cunt on the phone. Make sure you know the difference between a man and a sissy bitch cuck. It never fails. After talking to a sissy or a cuck, they start begging to put their tiny dick inside me or on me. No fucking way. I am too hot. All you losers get is phone humiliation and sex therapy for a per minute charge. Feel lucky if I let you cum.