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He had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen!

cuckold phone sexLook at this dick, just look at it! Who in their right mind would ever want to fuck a dick like that?? No one that’s who! So when I saw it for the first time I just laughed my ass off because I would never settle for a cock like that. The dude was really mad that I was laughing of course, he even threatened to slap me around if I didn’t stop so I just walked right up to him and dared him to do it. He backed down just like I knew he would, men like him could never stand up for themselves in any kind of way. I told him I would show him what a real cock looked like and pulled out a gigantic strap on dick and told him to bend over. He didn’t want to of course but after I slapped the taste out his mouth he changed his mind and did what I said. He put that ass up in the air and I shoved that huge rubber dick in there balls deep while he squealed like a little piggy, it was too funny!

I guess I embarrassed him

cuckold phone sexA little wimpy cucky boy made the mistake of inviting me to a family get together and boy did he end up embarrassed! He was paying for my time of course, it’s not like I was his girlfriend… even tho that is what he told his family I was. How embarrassing for me! I wouldn’t want to admit to being the girlfriend of a tiny little man like that! So I told them all that I was actually his Mistress and that he paid me to humiliate him. I told them all about his tiny little dickie and how it would never satisfy any woman ever… I even told them about how he watches me fuck other men and cleans me up after! When I said that, his father pulled me aside and asked me if I wanted to get fucked by a real man right then and there just to really piss my cucky off and you know I said hell yeah! So he pulled out the biggest dick I’ve ever seen and made his son watch him fuck me. Cucky was so embarrassed for everyone to see that but that’s what he gets for being a little dick loser!

He watched me all day long

exhibitionist sexMy neighbor is completely in love with me, I can’t blame him I am a beautiful woman and his wife is a fat old hag. He watches me all the time, I don’t use curtains really so he can see right into my house and I must confess that I try my best to give him a naughty show almost daily. I feel bad for him, his wife is a bitch, she’s old and fat and I know if I were in his shoes I wouldn’t want to fuck that! So this morning I got all comfy on my couch and gave him a show he would never forget! I slowly stripped off my clothes and fingered my pussy to get it nice and wet. Then I pulled out my vibrators and fucked my pussy and ass till I squirted all over the place. He loved the show, I could tell he was jerking his cock the whole time, I just wish I could get him to come over here and fuck me for real!

Phone humiliation will be your therapy

phone humiliationPhone humiliation is a key part of your therapy with me, I know that you don’t like it but it has to be this way. You have a tiny little penis and a huge ego, those two things just can not go together no matter how much you may want them to. You need to be taken down a peg and I am just the one to help you achieve that goal. Look I know that you think you are god’s gift to women but you are so not at all anything approaching that. You have the smallest cock I have ever seen and you are weak as hell! A real man could pick me up, you can’t. A real man could fuck me for hours, you cum in less than thirty seconds. We are going to start off your therapy by making you watch me with a real man. You will watch him fuck me, you will see what a real man does and how he satisfies me and if I feel like you have made enough progress, I might let you play clean up boy after he is done. We will just have to see how you act.

He thought he would get me for Christmas

cuckold phone sexThis little dick loser really thought that he would be able to fuck me on Christmas, he was even bold enough to ask me for it! Can you believe that nonsense? I was quick to laugh at him and set him straight you can believe that! I don’t care what holiday it is a man like that will never get a girl like me. I am way too beautiful to settle for some guy with a tiny dick, I only fuck real men! I wouldn’t even feel that pitiful little nubbin he calls a dick if he could even get that tiny thing inside me to begin with. No, this Christmas he will be spoiling me rotten, buying me whatever I want and in return he will get nothing at all. That is just what a man like him deserves so I guess he had better start getting used to it now.

You really think you could get a hot sexy woman like me?

hot sexy womanYou really think that you could get a hot sexy woman like me?? Yeah, well you had better think again sweetheart because you are no where near man enough for me! Look at my lover here, he has a big fat cock, he is strong enough to lift me up and he is rich as fuck, what do you have that could possibly compare to that? Yeah, yeah I know you have money too it is the only reason I even talk to you in the first place! Hahaha did you really think I go anywhere with you because I enjoy your company? Bitch please, I go out with you for the money I get! Now go sit down and shut your pathetic mouth and watch while a real man fucks me. He does things that you could never ever do!

You don’t deserve a hot sexy woman like me!

hot sexy womanLook at you, do you really think a man like you deserves a hot sexy woman like me? Your dick is tiny, way too tiny for a woman like me to ever accept it, I only fuck real men. I fuck men that have big cocks, the kind of cocks that will fill me up and stretch me out, I bet I would never even feel yours at all and that’s if you manage to even get it in me at all! Lets be real here, your dick is a micro penis, too small to ever be worth my time at all.You’re just the kind of little bitch boy that gets to clean me up after I’ve fucked a real man and you will never be anything else. You may as well except that now.

Phone humiliation is what he got today

phone humiliationThis loser called me today for some fun times but all he ended up with was some phone humiliation. All I could do was laugh at him when he told me he was going to fuck me so hard with his lil 2 inch wannabe cock… he actually sent me a picture of it too and it was the smallest dick I had ever seen in my life! How exactly was he going to fuck me with that?? That dick was too pathetic for me to even touch let alone fuck! I told him to go sit in the corner and pout cus he wasn’t getting anything from me at all, I made him listen to me fuck a real man and he literally cried the whole time.  He was such a little bitch it was ridiculous! What was he really expecting tho? I can’t be the only girl that laughed when they saw his pathetic lil dickie, he should have known better!

He loved it… even to he cried

best phone sexLittle bitch boy named Daniel called me looking to fuck and I was down with it until I saw his tiny little pitiful excuse for a cock. I had to laugh, this thing was so small that I coldn’t imagine how I would even feel it inside me… if it was even big enough to go inside me that is! He cried like a little bitch and asked me why no one wold fuck him… well duh dummy, it’s that pathetic dick! Girls don’t like tiny penises, we want dicks that fill us up and stretch us out we don’t want to wonder if its even inside us at all. Little dicks are only good for one thing and that is picking on them. It’s high time Daniel actually learned that lesson even if he hated learning it!

You know you want this

best phone sexOh honey you know you want this! That’s what I said to the pathetic little cucky boy that was watching me suck and enormous dick. Honestly I wasn’t sure which he wanted more… me or my well endowed lover! He was lusting over that big cock, begging me to allow him to suck it so that he could get it hard for me but I just wouldn’t let him. I made him watch me play with that cock and then I made him help guide that massive dick into my pussy and it was amazing! It stretched me out bigger than that lil cucky’s dick could that’s for sure, he had a pathetic little 2 inch dick as big around as my pinkie finger. His dick was just as pathetic as he was, that’s why he got no satisfaction at all!

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