What is the best phone sex to you? I get asked that question daily. Guys want to know what turns me on; what gets me off. A lot of things actually turn me on, so it is hard to pinpoint one thing. It depends on my mood that day. I can tell you this, however, if I wouldn’t fuck you in real life, I won’t phone fuck you either. What do I mean by that? Size. If you have a small dick, do not think I am going to have mercy or pity on your pathetic cock. I was married, twice. Both of my ex husbands had small cocks, so I have endured tiny dicks half my life. No more. I will be wearing my phone sex therapist hat if you call me and whine about your tiny dick. If you call me complaining about how your wife is cheating on you with a man with a big dick, I am going to be on Team Wifey. I am all for other women getting the pleasure of big dick. In fact, I have a Big Dick Club I run. It is sort of like a book club. I invite a new big cock to my place every Friday night, along with some women married to men with small cocks. Getting the picture? My deprived female friends get to experience sex with a real man. They get to see for themselves how much size matters, especially to a mature pussy. It is my way of giving back to women everywhere. I enjoy turning unsatisfied wives into cheating whores and cuckolding mistresses. Maybe you should call me with your wife so I can give her the wakeup call she needs too. This is the 21st century. The era of us laying there like good little wives counting ceiling tiles is long gone.
Mature phone sex women make the best sex therapists. I have decades of experience counseling young boys and girls about their developing sexuality as a school sex education teacher. It seemed logical that I would take a part time job as a phone therapist. It started off with me doing this only during the summer months and winter break. I loved doing it so much I never quit; even though my bosses at my school would fire me for working in the adult industry. My students have the normal kinds of sexual issues. Girls want to know about birth control and how to tell if boy really likes them or is just using them for sex. Boys want to know how to make a girl orgasm and how to prevent themselves from cumming too quickly.
As a phone sex therapist, I encounter far more complex issues from men, which I enjoy. Guys call me because their wives are cheating on them, usually with big black cocks. Once I ascertain that they have little dicks, I make them realize that they owe it to their wives to supply them with big dicks since they aren’t man enough to take care of their women properly. Some guys call me because they are in the closest and desire cocks of their own. I make them realize there is nothing wrong with being gay. I encourage them to swallow cum and suck cock. Some men call me because they like pantyhose, shoes and or feet. I help them explore their fetishes and embrace them. If you like panties, you should be wearing panties. If you like pantyhose, you should be stroking your cock in a pair of silky nylons. If you like feet, you should be sucking toes and getting foot jobs. I love phone sex therapy. Only a mature woman understands your need to be cuckolded; turned into a sissy and or forced to embrace your various fetishes.
Cocksucking phone sex is something I really enjoy. I suck a lot of cock in my real life, so a virtual blowjob is hot too. With one exception, however. Any cock I suck, has to be a big cock. I don’t suck shrimp dicks. I know girls who do. I am not one of those girls. I am a woman. A mature woman knows size matters and she cares about her own sexual pleasure. What is the point of sucking a cock if you know you will never feel that cock in your pussy? No point whatsoever if you ask me. I am going to save my cock sucking energy for worthy cocks I want to fuck like the pizza delivery boy I met last night. He was just a college boy, but I greeted him in a flimsy baby doll teddy. I like to tease the animals. He clearly enjoyed what he saw because he got wood in his pants.
I had been drinking wine all night so by the time he arrived, I was tipsy to say the least. I have no impulse control on wine. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his stiff dick and lead him into the living room like his cock was a leash. I think he would have followed me around the mall like that. He was putty in my hands. I heard that cheesy 70s porn music in my head, you know what I mean right? I have never seduced a delivery boy before. I don’t eat much pizza, but it was the day after a blizzard so I had no food in the house. I had pizza and cock. Literally at the same time. I put his cock through the pizza and blew him so I could have some special sauce.
We fucked all night. He called his boss and told him he had a car wreck leaving my place. He spent the night. He had a nice cock, so he got the pleasure of my company. If you don’t have a nice cock, all you get is small dick humiliation.
Mature phone sex babes just want to have fun. Cyndi’s Lauper’s classic tune Girls Just Wanna Have Fun came on the radio at the gym this morning and I got to reflecting about my college days in the 80s. I wanted to have that is for sure, however, no strings attached fucking fun is not something most young girls want. They are in college looking for their future husband. They are on the Mrs. track! Mature women are the ones who have been married or are currently married but not happy and are ready for no strings attached fucking. Girls don’t just wanna have fun. Sexy MILFs just wanna have fun. I don’t think the term MILF was even around when I was in college. Now that I am a mature sexy babe, I get the concept of no strings attached and it is all I want. I am not looking to get married a third time. I don’t need wined and dined. What I need is uncomplicated fucking with a man with no dick issues, no baggage and no desire to be in a relationship. College aged boys are perfect for giving me what I need. That is why I am on Cougar Life. This past week I fucked 7 different guys. All young, hung and full of cum for this cougar. I had a different fuck toy every night last week. Just the cure I needed too for the winter blues. I wish sites like this were around when I was in my 30s, but I am going to enjoy my 40s and 50s fucking young guys who need no Viagra and play no silly dating games. We can go out for dinner and drinks, but we both know that fucking is a given. If only all things were so uncomplicated. Mature babes just wanna have fun.
Do you enjoy lesbian phone sex? I don’t consider myself a lesbian. I don’t even think of myself as bisexual, but I won’t deny a hot woman who wants me. Normally my bisexual experiences were limited to college coed days or the occasional threesome, but I had a hot encounter New Year’s Eve with my best friend. She is newly divorced. She was not ready to deal with New Year’s Eve festivities as a single woman, so I suggested a quite night at my place. Wine, cheese and fruit plate and movies. She liked that idea. I told her to plan on spending the night so she could drink as much as she wanted. I really did not see the night going as it did. By the time the ball dropped in Times Square, we were drunk on wine. I gave her a small peck on the lips at midnight. This was met by her kissing me back passionately with tongue. She was a good kisser. Women have soft lips. I think they are natural kissers. Confession. Nothing makes me wet as quickly as kissing. It is great foreplay for a mature phone sex woman like myself. So once my pussy was purring, I couldn’t interrupt what was going on between us. I didn’t want too. I started moving my hands all over her hot firm body; she did the same to me. We each discovered the other’s wet pussy about the same time. As I fingered her, I guided her to the kitchen island. She sat on top with her legs spread so I could eat her pussy. She came quickly. I crawled up on the island with her. We made out passionately as we continued to finger fuck each other. It was a very sensual time. We both came a dozen times. She said she was swearing off men for 2017. I, however, will not make that resolution. I like cock too much. I may make a resolution to get more pussy though.
Today was our first snow day. We have had flurries but today I woke up to several inches and those inches were on the ground not in my pussy! I don’t shovel snow. I have a handsome neighbor boy, however, home for college, who is more than willing to help me out with anything I may need. I sent him a text offering him some money to shovel the driveway for me. I swear it didn’t even have time to send when he was at my door all bundled up with shovel in hand. While he slaved away at unburying my car, I made us hot chocolate spiked with some Baily’s Irish Creme. He is not old enough to drink yet, but a spiked hot coco won’t hurt him. When he came in from the cold, he was not interested in hot coco or money. He was all about my ass. Those college boys watch a lot of ass sex porn. I suggested we take a warm shower and make our own home movie. He loved the idea of me filming a Milf gone wild home movie. I set up the iPad and we hopped into the steamy shower. I was so turned on by his rugged buff body. He got a bit aggressive, tossed me up against the shower door and fucked my ass. Pinned my arms behind my back while he pounded me like a porn star-an anal porn star. I begged to have a hand free to caress his cum filled balls. I wanted to feel how tight they were filled with his seed. I also wanted to rub my clit. I love a cock in my ass, but I can’t cum unless my clit is being toyed with too. He pushed me into the door further, refusing to let an arm loose. He rubbed my clit for me until we came together. It was a hot ass sex experience to say the least. I am looking forward to a lot more snow.
My best friend’s son paid me a visit to say Merry Christmas. I know it is wrong to seduce your BFF’s son, but he is legal age, even if he is not old enough to drink, he is old enough to vote which makes him old enough to fuck. Right? I can’t help it if my great blowjobs are so legendary that he got wind of the rumor and wanted to see if it was fact or fiction. Young boys need good head. Sexy MILFs need hard cock. It really is win win. I invited him inside for some cookies. MILF n cookies! We were catching up when I saw the bulge in his pants. I teased him that my cookies must be really good this year.
He turned red with embarrassment. I assured him that there was no reason to be ashamed. In fact, I invited him to feel my wet pussy to know that the feeling was mutual. He did more than feel! He finger fucked me like we were porn stars. He found my G spot. I was squirting all over his hands. I was a bit embarrassed, but clearly I didn’t need to be because he had a huge hard on. What happened next was the stuff wet milf phone sex dreams are made of. He went down on my sloppy wet pussy, while I contorted my body in the 69 position to down his hard cock while he ate my pussy.
After some mutual oral gratification, we fucked. I fucked a young man I have known since he was a boy. I fucked the son of my best friend. Pretty sure that violates some friend code, but I couldn’t help it. He was handsome and hung. Plus, he made me squirt. No man has ever made me squirt before. I fucked that boy in every position we could physically get in too. We could have illustrated the Kama Sutra! I got the Christmas gift of a hung hard cook. He got the Christmas gift of a sexy MILF pussy.
Some of the best phone sex stories involve cuckolds. I am a sexy mature woman. Size matters. It should matter to all women; especially older women. I have a hot girlfriend whose husband is equally hot. They are swingers who have been trying to get me to join them for a threesome for years. I have nothing against threesomes. My hesitation doesn’t steam from any moral code. We are friends. I don’t ever want to lose a good girlfriend over a man. Good fucks and handsome men are easy to find. A good girlfriend is much harder. I finally caved; agreed to a threesome. I told Sally it was her Christmas gift. I wore a really sexy black and pink outfit I got at Victoria Secret. I was waiting for them with wine in the bedroom.
I was excited as well as nervous. I was making out with Sally to get Mark primed up. When he unzipped his pants to show me his hard cock, I was dumbfounded. Hard he was no bigger than my pinky finger. I was so disappointed. How was my hot girlfriend settling for such a small cock? Why did she expect me to touch her husband’s loser dick? She heard me sigh, felt me pull away. “What’s the matter honey,” she inquired. I pointed to her husband’s dick. She looked at me incredulously. The poor thing had no clue it was too small for me or her. I heaped some small dick humiliation on Mark, while I got out my strap on to fuck his wife. “I’m going to show Sally how good it feels to get fucked by a real man,” I laughed. I licked her pussy for a few minutes to get her sloppy wet, then I fucked her with my 8 inch strap on while Mark rubbed his itty bitty nub. I made Sally moan and purr. I even made her squirt. I own Sally now. I am more of a man than Mark can ever be. Such a waste of a handsome man too. I was not expecting Sally to be with a man with such a small cock, but now that I know about Mark, I am making it my mission to make her a cuckolding woman like me
Mature phone sex women give the best head. I think every young man knows that too. I was using an Uber ride the other day. The guy who picked me up was college age. In fact, he told me he was a first year law student. Being an Uber driver is his way of making some extra money without committing to regular work hours. Makes sense. I wish it was a job option when I was in college. I hated working retail. We were talking, when we came to a standstill. There was a huge pile up on the Interstate that was going to leave us where we were until crews cleaned up the wreckage. He kept apologizing for the inconvenience, but I didn’t mind being stranded with a handsome, smart young man. He put the car in park, turned off the ignition to save the gas. I invited him in the back seat with me to talk face to face. We had an hour or more to kill.
I really just wanted to fuck him. He seemed a bit nervous next to me. Great blowjobs kill nerves so I unzipped his pants. He looked awe struck, like a deer in the headlights. His nerves dissipated once my mouth worked its magic on his cock. A very nice cock too. About 10 inches. Where was a boy like this when I was in college? I was not going to be satisfied with giving him head alone. I masturbated myself as I worked his stiff dick in and out of my mouth. It was a pleasure suck such a big. It was going to be my pussy’s pleasure too to fuck that cock. I was already dripping wet when I slid my pussy down his shaft. He knew how to fuck. His hands slid under my ass as he helped move me up and down his cock. We fucked for a good hour before he came. Stamina is a mature woman’s best friend. The traffic started moving again. I stayed in the back seat with a pussy full of cum. Best Uber ride of my life.
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