I know I am bit old for princess phone sex, but as a sex education teacher, I often find myself in the role of the fairy godmother. I consider myself a fairy cock mother. I school the young girls in the art of cocksucking. Oral sex is an important life skill to possess. I tell all my princesses that the best way to find their prince charming is by deep throating a cock like a whore. It is bullshit that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The way to get a big ring on your finger and your happily ever after is by taking a cock down your throat and a load of cum in your face. Don’t you agree guys?
So to ensure that every girl under my tutelage gets her fairytale ending, I conduct cocksucking 101 classes after school at my house. My neighbor Tony is always willing to offer up his short pecker as a test cock. Girls just learning the art of dick sucking, need a more average size pecker to practice with before graduating to the kings of cocks. Tony is just a mouthful, plus he cums really easy. He is the perfect test subject for beginners. My young princesses are novices. They don’t yet know what big cock is. That comes in my Advanced Cocksucking classes.
I teach by example. Show them how I master Tony’s cock in my mouth. Once they observe my technique, I let them practice sucking his dick. Today, Jasmine made this fairy cock mother so proud. Not only did she suck Tony’s dick and get it bigger than I had ever seen it, but she took a load in the face. Every prince charming loves a princess who will let him blast his crown jewels in her face. She may be ready for my advanced class already. A sex ed teacher’s work is never done. I have lots of little princesses needing schooled in everything from cocksucking to ass fucking. I am happy to help my girls find their happily ever after with their well hung prince charming.
This weekend I was asked to partake in a charity golf event. I’m an okay golfer, so I decided to participate. The event coordinator thought it would increase attendance if strippers, both male and female, served as cart drivers to escort the players around the course. Pretty smart idea. The ladies were driven by beefcake male dancers, and the men, exotic dancers, both from Big Al’s Gentleman’s Club. I had been drinking pretty liberally so I was pretty horny. Having a muscle bound, oiled up stud driving me to my next hole, only increased my desire to fill MY holes.
When we happened upon the next green, there was a group of guys swarming the area. As we approached, I saw what the men were gawking at. Two of the female strippers escorting the men around the course were so drunk, they forgot they were at a charity golf event, and not the club. They had offered up their asses for golfing practice. The men were practicing their puts with their rosebuds. It was a freak show, but a hot one at that. Those girls were on their backs while some male golfers practiced getting a hole in one in their butts. Golf balls were putted into their gaping holes, then they somehow pushed them back out. Pretty sure I spontaneously came in my pants watching that. My male escort for the day had a similar issue.
I suggested we go to the 19th hole and have some drinks. He suggested we go to the 18th hole and fuck. I liked his suggestion better. I grabbed some golf balls with no thought to wear they had been, and we found a secluded area off in the pines. I got grass stains on my knees giving him head. By this time I was a tad inebriated. I had some wild notion I could compete with a bunch of young dirty strippers. I put the golf ball in my pussy and practiced my own form of a hole in one. My stud would catch it in his mouth and spit it back in my cunt. Couldn’t believe I was being so nasty in public with a stranger at a charity event. I consider myself a classy gal, but between the tequila drinks, the sun, the studs and the dirty strippers, I was wanting to get my freak on too.
After demonstrating my skill with a golf ball, I fucked the shit out of that male stripper. He stretched my pussy out more than that golf ball did; he was so big. We went back to the course oblivious to the grass stains on my back and the grass matted in my blonde locks. I’m sure I had that freshly fucked look too. The strippers sure added a certain element to the event. Hey, whatever works right? I mean it was for charity. Lots of money was raised; lots of fun was had; and I got to be a dirty whore for a few hours. Plus I scored free passes to the gentleman’s revue at Big Al’s on Wednesday nights. Looks like I have a new hump day activity!
I love Spring. It is my favorite season for many reasons. I think as a sex ed teacher, I have always associated spring with mating. Goes back to those silly archaic sex education videos they showed me when I was young about flowers and bees and pollination. Sex education courses have advanced since my school days, thankfully. I am not afraid to teach students about fucking, breeding, copulation, fornication….but the days of talking about pollination are long gone. I don’t sugar coat my health classes, and I don’t bury my head in the sand and ignore the fact that abstinence is not realistic with young horny students in their sexual awaking.
Every now and then, I get a disgruntled parent who doesn’t approve of my direct and honest conversation about sex with their student. Yesterday, once such parent came to see me. Pretty handsome for a conservative guy. He feels sex education is best handled in the home. Even went as far as to say sex is something that should only happen between married couples when they are trying to conceive a little one. Is it 1950 I asked him? This parent needed a wakeup call. I seriously doubted his son was a virgin. In fact I knew he was not. I have caught him fooling around in the gym on more than one occasion with a fellow student.
I stripped naked in front of him to test his beliefs. A married man with such strong convictions about sex and marriage would not be tempted by my body. He blushed, tried to tell me to get dressed as I was debasing myself, but his cock was bursting out of his pants. “You can’t keep it in your pants and you are an adult and married. How do you expect Tyler to show restraint when young hot women, maybe even a few MILFs like me, are throwing themselves at him?” I suggested he go back in time and remember when his cock had a mind of its own. Then I slid between his legs, yanked his pants off and gave him a much needed blowjob. Poor guy. Pretty sure his wife has not touched his dick since before she had Tyler. She is likely the reason for his old school views. My mouth was slobbering all over his rock hard, neglected cock. My hands twisting as my mouth worked up and down his shaft. Even used my tits to jack him off.
Spring was in the air, because I could show no restraint. He talked a mean game, but he was not resisting me in the slightest. I straddled his cock, teased my pussy with the swollen head for a bit, before I lowered myself completely down his rod. Thick, long cock. Certainly took the winter chill out of my puss. Didn’t take long for his stamen to pollinate my tulip lol. May have been the largest load of cum my pussy has seen from one man this century. “See, you can’t resist a sexy woman; Tyler won’t be able to practice abstinence, so better he is informed with the facts of life.” As I was cleaning the jizz off his cock with my tongue, he asked if I did any private tutoring. I giggled, smiled, and said, “for you, school is always in session.” If his wife isn’t going to take care of him properly, I have no qualms about being his mistress. A throbbing hard cock is too beautiful of a thing to waste. Ladies take care of your husbands. Women like me are everywhere!
When I was married, my husband was obsessed with ass sex porn. He watched girls getting fucked in the ass for hours a day. Now, I’m a sex ed teacher, so I am very liberal with my booty. I know how good ass sex can feel. But, my husband for as much anal sex videos he watched, would never fuck me in the ass. He had this Madonna/Whore complex about me. Thought as the mother of his brood, fucking my ass somehow made me a dirty whore. Religion killed our marriage because all the nasty things he got off on, he would not do to me, even though I liked them. Ass fucking, ass licking, creampies, creamy facials, threesomes… I started cheating because I just need fucked.
As a mature woman, I no longer deny myself what I want just because some guy thinks it makes me a whore. I love anal fucking. I’m seeing this guy now, who loves to fuck my ass. It’s amazing ass sex. I love it when he calls me names as he fucks my ass. Slaps my ass, gets a little rough, pulls out and lets me taste my own ass juice on his dick. Rough anal sex gets my pussy wet. My ex hubby is likely still beating off to ass sex porn when he could have had the real thing. So many guys out there, maybe even you, have a wife who won’t give up her booty to save her life. But don’t you worry, my ass is always up for grabs. And I don’t care if you are married or single. You can do whatever you want to my sexy tight ass. I’ll be your classy anal whore any day.
One of the benefits of being a teacher is seeing your students all grown up and successful. I had a doctor’s appointment this week. I was pleasantly surprised to see a former student of mine as the Physician’s Assistant. When we were in the exam room, he admitted he was always hot for teacher. Not going to lie, I was turned on. He asked me if I preferred someone else; he didn’t want to make me uncomfortable. I assured him I was just fine. My pussy was dripping wet. I was more than fine.
In fact, I made the first move. Let my gown drop, walked right up to him and said, “I’m ready for my exam, doctor.” He had latex gloves on that made me feel so kinky. I wanted him to finger my ass. At first, his hands just explored my body. “You are very wet Ms. Farah,” he whispered. “You are very hard, doctor,” I cooed back. At that moment, he hoisted me up. I wrapped my legs around him as he carried me to the exam table to check me out more thoroughly.
He checked my pussy first with his tongue, then my ass with the same instrument. But he felt a deeper probe of my ass was necessary, so he inserted a finger. As he was finger fucking my tight little ass, I felt my pussy dripping on the table. I had to have his cock up my ass. I turned around, unzipped his pants, and examined his hard throbbing rod with my mouth. He was really all grown up now. I let him check my tonsils out with that special instrument. This was certainly the best exam my mature body has ever had.
Eventually, we were both naked and my ass was riding his cock. I kept squeezing my ass on his instrument, showing him how good of shape I was in for a woman in her 40s. He assured me I was in great health. His cock filled my ass up. Was a very hot sensation. Or maybe that was the cum running out of me? We were in the exam room so long, his nurse knocked at the door thinking something was wrong. I scurried to get my gown back on, but pretty sure I smelled of sex, and the glow on my face screamed “I just got fucked.”
I was on my lunch break, so I had to go back to class with an ass full of cum. I felt very naughty indeed. I put a small butt plug in my ass to contain that yummy jizz in me until I could get home. I knew I would push that cum right out in to a cup and use it as lube to play with my pussy all night. I love playing with cum, so I savor every last drop I get, for as long as I can. I can’t wait to get sick. If all medical exams were like that, I’d live at the doctor’s office. So do you wanna play doctor? I give a mean prostate exam!
I have a serious case of spring fever. I hate being bundled up under layers of unsexy clothes when I have a smoking hot body for a woman in her 40s. Yes, I am a school teacher, and the powers that be frown upon sexy clothes at work. But guess what? It’s spring break so I can wear whatever I want to this week. I put on a very short micro black mini skirt to show off my sexy lean long legs. I donned a white tube top to show off my large boobs, flat tummy and sun kissed skin. I took a stroll through my neighborhood.
Always boosts my confidence when men of all ages ogle me and cat call. I’m a bit of an exhibitionist actually. I love to be watched; I love to flaunt. Plus seeing that I am a teacher, getting caught is risky to my career which makes me enjoy it more. So on my stroll today, I flashed my perky boobs to lots of men. Bus drivers, truck drivers, joggers, construction workers, dog walkers….all got a taste of what spring fever does to me. If they could feel the wet spot in my panties, they could feel what it does to me too.
The construction guys were very responsive to me flashing them my boobs. They begged to see more. So I lifted up my skirt to flash some ass, but one of them yelled “Why you wearing panties?” Good point. I pulled them to the side, spread my pussy lips, even slid a finger inside my pussy. I fingered myself in front of 6 construction guys who were showing signs of wood in their pants. My pussy juice was coating my fingers. One of the guys walked right up to me, slid his fingers inside me while he sucked my cum drenched fingers. I grabbed his crotch. Massive wood in his pants.
I wanted to fuck him right there, but I knew that was even riskier than what I was doing. He took me around to the back of the building. I fucked him like a dirty whore up against a concrete wall. He filled me up with so much cum. I wiped my pussy with my panties and gave them to him as a souvenir. I then walked back home with cum dripping down my leg. Yes, I got spring fever, which means no dick is safe around me.
Every morning, I start my day off masturbating, followed by breakfast and the newspaper so I can see my horoscope. I love anticipating how my day will go. Today’s love forecast had me looking forward to a random encounter that would leave me breathless. Was I going to meet a tall dark handsome stranger? Maybe a young stud? Was I going to get fucked like an animal? Every guy I met, I kept wondering if this would be the moment. Today was rather disappointing, I never met a stranger that left me breathless. And I so needed a good fucking.
On my way home from school, I stopped by a neighbor’s house to check on her cat while she was at a conference. She had a very large package at her door. I was curious what was inside that big box seeing how it was from Adam and Eve, and everyone knows that is a sex shop. When I opened it, I was speechless. The biggest dildo I had ever seen in my life. I measured it at 26 inches long and 6 inches wide. There was a warning note attached that said for novelty use only. Her sister was getting married soon, so I assumed this was a gag gift for the bachelorette party. I know curiosity killed the cat, but I am a Leo after all, a lioness, so I had to try it out.
I used a hole jar of Vaseline as that was all I could find. I lubed up King Kong and did my best to fuck it. I worked it in inch by inch. My pussy was stretched out further than when I gave birth to my daughter. I felt like a virgin again as it actually hurt to fuck this monster dildo,. But I had to prove I could do it. I grunted, screamed, strained, gripped, until I had about half of it up my pussy. My horoscope was true! I was breathless over a random encounter with the largest dildo I had ever seen.
I don’t give up easy, but that dildo would have ruined my fuck hole and possibly given me a heart attack if I had tried to get it all inside me. I admitted defeat, cleaned up my friend’s “novelty” toy and went home with a gapping sore pussy. But, I went on line to Adam and Eve and ordered me one just like it. With a little practice, I’ll cram every inch of that monster dildo up my pussy. Maybe you can help me?
Seeing as it’s St. Patrick’s Day, I wore some sexy green lingerie for a little luck of the Irish. And, of course to not get pinched at worked. During my free period this morning, one of my fellow teachers paid me a visit. A sexy, older English teacher I’ve been flirting with for months now. I thought to myself, the green is working, bringing me luck. We did a flirty little song and dance of you show me your green, I will show you mine. “Your pretty green bra makes my cock hard,” he said. “Really? Show me,” I retorted.
Apparently, my luck ran out. What he showed me was pathetic. How disappointing that a man over 6 feet tall and so scrumptious looking would have such a little dick. Twig and berries is not what a sexy MILF like me wants or needs. To think that you can enjoy my hot body, and sexy skills with something I need a magnifying glass to see, is worthy of shame, and denial. My pussy has a sign that says “Must be at least 6 inches to ride.” When he tried to insinuate that a mature woman like myself shouldn’t be so choosy because prospects dwindle with age, not only did I unleash a litany of insults, but I tied him to a student desk with my pantyhose, and made him watch as I played with my pussy on my desk.
“I prefer fingers and battery operated devices to a tiny Tim any day,” I laughed. After I was done giving myself a few dozen orgasms, I walked over to where I had him tied up, took my pussy soaked fingers, shoved them in his mouth. “This is the closest you will ever get to my pussy, Loser,” I informed him.
Not only do I know size matters, but I teach all the young girls I counsel through sex education courses to never settle for a Tootsie Roll, when you can have a Snickers.
Last month I had a hot romantic date with a much younger man for Valentine’s Day. He had a limo pick me up, took me to a very chichi restaurant. I was impressed. Most men his age think a pizza and a 6 pack is fine dining. I invited him back to my place to continue our date. I so wanted to fuck him. I lit some candles, slipped into something sexy, prepared for him to fuck me like an animal. We started off on the couch. His body was amazing. Ripped from head to toe, with a nice cock. I started stroking his massive member while he finger fucked my wet pussy.
I stood up to show him my hot body in its entirety, then bent over to devour his cock with my salivating mouth. As I twisted my hand up and down his cock, working my mouth and hand around his shaft firmly to milk some pre cum out the swollen tip, I felt my own juices running down my thighs. He pulled me onto the couch, to sit on his cock. As I lowered my cunt, I gushed juices over his balls. I was so wet and we hadn’t even really started yet. A few bounces on his cock and I was moaning like crazy.
We started fucking in every position possible on the couch. When we were side by side on the couch, I was so wet his cock slipped out my cunt and went right in my ass. He tried to apologize, but I love ass sex. I told him to keep fucking my hot ass. Eventually, he flipped me over, pounded me against the couch so hard I actually thought we would tip over the couch. I was feeling like a gymnast, so I sat on top of the couch, spread my legs wide and he stood up on the couch to fuck my ass. Kind of like fucking on one of those exercise balls, we were both a little unstable. But it felt so good. I felt so young and in shape being able to keep up with a 20 something stud.
Then I guess the combo of his thrusting so hard, and me being on the top of the couch, threw my balance off. I started to fall backwards off the couch. He tried to grab me, but leaned forward too far, tipping the couch over with us joined at my ass. I landed on my back, he landed on me, and the couch landed on us both. Nothing like a concussion, cracked ribs and lots of bruises to kill a mood. Despite the pain we were both in, we couldn’t help but laugh. I can’t believe I tried to keep up with him. I’m not as flexible or limber as I used to be. Apparently not as light either. I landed with a thud.
Up until the ER visit, it was one of the hottest nights of my life. But at least now, I have a funny sex story. Do you have a sex gone wrong story? I may have been embarrassed that I over shot my abilities, but once my ribs heal, I plan on fucking that boy again, just next time I’ll wear a helmet and knee pads.
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It’s Irish American Heritage Month and as a naughty teacher, I needed a little luck of the Irish, so I made sure to wear my sexy green lingerie. I love teaching cultural diversity to my students. But so many students lack any real knowledge of anything outside their own culture. I gave a brief history of Ireland to acquaint them with a few of the traditions and customs of the country. I even taught a little James Joyce, one of Ireland’s best known writers. He is a challenging read, even for me, hence I needed a little luck to keep their interest.
I find when I dress proactively, I have a more captive classroom. The boys especially, seem to listen more attentively, which increases comprehension of the subject being taught. For my lecture on Joyce, I made sure to look my sexiest. So, I did not understand why I had so many students wanting to see me after class for some private tutoring. All boys too!
One student, actually of Irish descent, decided I was the one who needed schooling on Irish heritage. He asked me if I knew about the “Irish Way.” I was embarrassed, I did not know what he meant. Being the nice young boy he is, he decided to school the teacher. He instructed me to undress. I know it’s wrong to fraternize with the students, but if it makes me better teacher, it’s necessary. I am all about learning.
I slowly took off my clothes, as he did the same. He had huge, um, blarney stones! I felt myself being submissive to a younger guy, a student no less. I let him fondle my breasts for good luck, as I grabbed his stones. I love Irish tea, so I got down on the floor and let him tea bag me with his huge balls. He was magically delicious! I sucked on his huge ball sac, until he pulled me on to my desk. He ripped off my green panties, crammed a few fingers up my fuck holes, making me spray my pussy juice all over my lesson plans.
His hard cock was pressed up against my back, when he lifted my ass up and pushed his cock deep inside my ass. The “Irish Way” is anal sex. Apparently, getting fucked up the ass was a population control trick used by men during famine crises. His young hard cock gave me a much needed history lesson. I was shaking, quivering, as he fucked my ass. How deep he was inside my ass, made me certain he would find a pot of gold! I like the Irish Way! I’ve always loved a hard dick up my tight ass, but so many men my age think it’s dirty. That’s part of the thrill. But this young student had no problem sharing his culture’s tradition with his naughty teacher. He played with my lucky charms as he schooled my asshole in the Irish tradition. Before long, I gave my map of the world a little luck, as I squirted when he emptied his blarney stones in my ass.
Cum was leaking out my ass on my drive home. I wonder if Liam Neeson would school me in the Irish Way too? Or better yet, you? I prefer a man size cock up my ass.
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