The best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.
Category: Phone sex therapy
Phone Sex Therapy Might Just Be What You Need
Hey baby. How are you? If you answered with anything other than “great” it’s time for some phone sex therapy. I know you might not think jerking off over the phone will cure what ails you, but that’s because you haven’t talked to me before. I am instinctively good at figuring out what kind of things you need and giving them to you without any hesitation or judgment. It doesn’t matter what gets you excited. I’ll give it to you with a smile on my face. I have often said that if everyone in the world got what they needed sexually, then the entire world would be different.
So tell me what I can do for you today. Do you need to talk to me about that girl you wish you’d gotten to fuck when you were younger? A lot of men call me to talk about the one that got away. I know that might not sound like something you’d need phone sex therapy for, but if she’s someone like a cousin, sister, auntie, or even your mom – well, chances are you haven’t gotten to talk to anyone about it before. But I’m here for you – ready and willing. All you have to do is call.
Domination Phone Sex Therapist
You are a loser with a little dick and no woman would ever consider letting you put that thing near her. You have been a sort of exiled all your life because you are too small, and are so pathetic. I’m here to help you realize that you should just accept you have nothing a real woman wants. You are either doomed to being a p daddy needing that tiny pussy because that is the size your pee pee fits best or you are a cuckolded bitch that cleans up the dick and pussy after it’s gotten real pleasure. Maybe you are a sissy slut wearing pretty panties on that little clitty of yours and you just aim to please with your mouth. I need to know where to place you and you need me, this much we both know already.
How I Became a Cuckold Phone Sex Expert
Sometimes, I miss being married. I was a slut wife to both husbands. They were the reasons I got into cuckold phone sex. One husband had a small dick and the other had a dick that rarely worked. I wanted to be a good faithful wife to them both, but I hit my sexual prime and they both rejected alternative lifestyles. Pride and ego came before my sexual satisfaction. Both husbands thought that the size of their wallets made them the boss of me. At the time, I was just starting out as a professor. I was not tenured yet. A beginning professor’s salary is not much. But my sexual appetite was large, and my needs were not being met. I cheated on husband number one with a guy I met at the gym. Once I had a big cock in me, cheating became easy. My gym lover had a huge cock. The kind of dick porn stars wish they had. He was four times the man my husband was with his 13-inch cock. With husband number two, I thought I had married up. He had a big dick and it worked great until we said our I do’s. Once we were married, it never got hard and he was never in the mood. By that time, I was teaching and being a naughty teacher brought me lots of young cock. I tried to have my cake and eat it too. I liked being married. The status, the comfort, the extra income…but neither husband would make my sexual needs a priority and neither wanted to be cuckolded. Each gave me ultimatums and it backfired on them both. Mature sexy women do not need to put their sexual needs on the back burner because there are plenty of younger men with working cocks to take care of them. I might marry again, but if I do, my husband is going to know what he can expect if he ever stops fucking me the way I deserve.