Category: Phone sex therapy

This Phone Sex Therapist Tells You the Truth

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I get to talk to a variety of losers. I see a variety too during my office hours. A colleague asked for help off the record. I knew that meant he didn’t want me to take notes. He thinks his wife is cheating on him. Usually, if a man thinks his wife is cheating, she is because men aren’t as suspicious or as observant as women. Men and women, however, cheat for different reasons. Women either have asshole men and seek affection and affirmation from a different man or they just want a big dick. Men cheat because monogamy scares them, and they are horny toads. My colleague is a good man. I know he could fuck any hot coed he wants, but he doesn’t. He loves his wife. She is way out of his league. She married him I am sure because he is tenured, handsome and a decent guy. I had to ask him about his dick size. He told me he was a little bigger than average.  I feared he had no clue what average was, so I told him to show me. Maybe he was average for a Ken doll. He was not average for a man. He was not even average for a boy. He had a micro penis. I had to give him some small dick humiliation. Of course, his wife was cheating on him. Hell, he was so small, a 4-inch cock was twice the man he was. I told him let her cheat. Let her get what he clearly can’t give her. I talked to him about the benefits of being a cuckold husband. There are some pitfalls, but ultimately, being a willing cuckold is the only way to save a marriage. When I got home, I hit up his wife on Facebook. I need to make sure she is not fucking a 5-inch cock. That woman is a hot. She deserves 10-inches or more.

Do You Deserve Small Dick Humiliation?

small dick humiliationHe deserved small dick humiliation. He had a 4-inch dick and tried to get into my panties. I met him at the gym. I knew he was not lover material. He was more like a stalker than a lover. He would show up at every machine I was working out on, asking if I needed help. I told him to get lost many times. My rebuffs fell on deaf ears. He just wouldn’t take the hint. So, I found this young stud I have hooked up with before and told him I had a situation. The trainer stud was happy to help me put my stalker in his place. We went into the men’s’ locker room and exercised my pussy. I was bouncing on his dick stretching my cunt out properly. I knew it would just be a matter of time before my stalker came in. He was looking for me and he found me riding on a huge dick. He looked annoyed. He said something about me not being allowed in the men’s’ locker room. I just laughed at him and told him he didn’t belong in a man’s room either.  He brought this on himself. He didn’t get it. My young stud lover pulled out his 10-inch, thick cock and showed off. He told my stalker that this is what I deserved and nothing less. It was a hard phone sex therapy lesson to learn for him, but I doubt my stalker will be following me around again.

Phone Sex Therapy for Small and Average Dicks

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is necessary for many men. So many tiny dick losers out there and they need a healthy dose of reality. I have this new Pet who has 6-inches between his legs. Because he is above average for cock size, he thinks he should be able to fuck me. For hot women like me, however, 6-inches is too small. I want 8-inches or more in my sexy MILF pussy. I am in my 40s and my days of small cocks are long gone. I have been training my new Pet to understand he is not lover material. He is average and thinks he is God’s gift to women. Those sorts of men need sissy humiliation. They need to learn they are the equivalent of a pet. I treat my pups better than my pets, however. My pups are spoiled bitches. My pets are just bitches. He wants to be in my company, he needs to learn his place which is on his knees licking my cum filled pussy; by my side putting a big dick into my pussy; being my errand boy. He is slowly learning. Next up, he will learn to fluff cock and clean up my pussy. Do you need some sissy training too?

Slut Of The Town

Fantasy phone sexMy Daddy used to say what Ramona wants Ramona is going to get. I was always daddy little girl. Little did he know I was the towns little slut too. We lived in a small area back then and I am surprised he never found out. I was fucking my teaches in high school to get straight A’s. Daddy thought I was just that smart. I had him wrapped around my little finger. I was even fucking Daddies business partner. I didn’t care he was married with little twats of his own. He had a huge dick and a loose wallet. Sure daddy gave me everything I wanted but a girl can always use the extra money. Daddy still gives me everything I want even tho I am all grown up. And I am still the towns little slut just a different town.

Once upon a time

foot fetishesOnce upon a time before I met my husband, I was doing all sort of things to pay for my rent. My landlord was obsessed with me. I found him pervy and creepy and wanted no parts of him. I knew my sexy Latina body had him going. One day I got so desperate and needed to come up with the rest of the rent I was willing to do it all. I shot him a text, and like lightning speed, he was at my door. I was dreading fucking him. I was not into the idea of having him inside me. When he started to rub on me, I was praying for it all to be over. I wanted him away from me ultimately. Luckily he wanted my sexy feet more than anything. I love foot fetishes. All I had to do was give him a foot job and let him lick off his cum. It was so much fun I didn’t mind making it a regular thing.

Some Men are Meant for Cuckold Phone Sex

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is what some men just deserve. I have this new neighbor who has been chomping at the bit to get into my panties. He is a handsome bachelor in his mid-30s. Good looking, has a nice sports car and a nice bank account based on the way he dresses, where he lives and what he drives. I am a mature woman, however. I have my own money, a nice house and a mid-life crisis sport’s car too; so, all I need from a man is his big hard cock. I am a perverted voyeur. I have been spying on him for a few weeks now. I need to know if a man is worthy of my pussy or not. I know he doesn’t have the kind of cock that I need or want. I was in a bitchy mood yesterday. It was Easter and my holiday meal plans fell through. I thought I could at least have dinner with Russell my horny neighbor, but not fuck him. But the moment I texted him about dinner plans, he sent me a dick pic. I didn’t need to see his average dick. It pretty much ruined my appetite.  I am a sexy woman. I can get better than average cocks. I know I deserve better than 5 inches. Most women do deserve more. I went over to his place, stripped naked and cock teased him. It was more like small cock humiliation than teasing because I was telling him he could never fuck me as I played with my pussy. I didn’t get an Easter meal, but I did get my point across. I doubt my neighbor will be trying to fuck me anymore. His ego was bruised. He is the kind of man you cuckold. He is not the kind you fuck.

Phone Sex Therapy for College Boys

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is in high demand lately. I think more and more guys are realizing they are sissies or small dick losers. Guys are starting even younger these days too. I have a 19-year-old student who came to me on Monday with a problem. I listened to him intently. He told me of one failed relationship after another. He told me of numerous coeds going out with him, but not wanting to fuck him once they saw him naked. I had to ask the tough question. I asked him if he had a big, average or small cock. He told me he guessed it was average. That meant he was small. My guess was he was under 4 inches. Boy, was I wrong. This unassuming college boy didn’t have an average or a small cock. He had damn near a foot-long cock. He was a white boy with a black cock. I was blown away. It was unexpected. I explained to him that he was not average. He was huge. He asked me what was wrong with him then. I looked at him and told him that coeds were afraid of his cock. He was too big for their inexperienced pussies. They were afraid of ruining their pussies. I told him he needed a mature phone sex woman. A mature woman wants big dick. Perhaps it was in bad forum to fuck a boy coming to me for therapy, but he needed laid. None of the coeds were taking care of him, so I needed to do it. It was unfair for him to be in college with a huge cock and not getting laid. Part of the college experience is fucking. If silly coeds were going to send him away, I sure as hell was not. This hot teacher knows how to handle big dicks. I told him to come see me daily for some ball draining therapy.

Sexy Women Masturbating in Front of You: Watch and Learn

sexy women masturbatingEvery man loves to watch sexy women masturbating. I enjoy being watched playing with my kitty. It feels good to be watched, but also, I think it is educational. I encourage all women to masturbate in front of their men. This is the best way for a man of any age to see how his woman likes to be pleased. Men, you should never turn your head when a woman is playing with her pussy for you. Watch intently. Take notes and learn something. I got tired of men fumbling around between my legs in need of a map to find my clit, so I started masturbating in front of them. While I touched myself, while I made myself cum, I instructed men to take note on how I like to be pleasured. If your woman has not yet given you a guided masturbation lesson to her pussy, ask for one. There is no shame in admitting you don’t know how to please your girl. There is only shame in never pleasing her, especially when you have been instructed on how she likes it. Guys make the mistake all the time of thinking every woman cums the same way or to the same things. The female orgasm doesn’t have to be such a mystery if you just watch and learn.

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Its spring time and bling-bling time. I have to admit a girl like me loves to show off and needs to be dripped and drenched with two things. Bling and Cum. My favorite combo. I love putting my hot Brazilian bikini and frolicking in the ocean. Sex on the beach with a well-endowed daddy that makes me happy in every way. I love soaking up the sun. The best part of private beaches is there is no one around. I can go all nude if I’d like.pristine clear beaches and the perfect scenery to be your hot sexy slut. I know sexy chicks will always get your cock rock hard. You need something more. A little hot freak is willing to get it in all her holes. I’m here to show you how to explode like never before.

Great Blowjobs From GF’s Daughter

The hottest thing to me sometimes is hearing about those desires to have a girlfriends or wifes daughter flashing her tits for you to jerk off, or the way she gives such great blowjobs while spreading her legs and revealing how she is not wearing any panties. The idea of seeing that tight young pussy and those pristeen perky titties while you tug away, hearing about how excited it gets you and the way I instigate the cum out of that cock teasing you about her hot little body and that mouth open waiting for that load. What I find hotter is how you set yourself up for getting caught jerking off by a daughter and inviting her in to help.

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