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Phone Sex Therapy for Cuckolds

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy sessions are much cheaper than going to psychologist or psychiatrist. Plus, they want to cure you. Not me. I want you to embrace your kinks and fetishes. I want your freak flag to fly high. When guys call me because they suspect their wives are cheating on them, I encourage them to embrace it and become a willing cuckold. Here is the honest truth men. Women cheat primarily for one of two reasons. Either you suck in bed or you are an asshole. Women will stay with assholes if they have big dicks. But they will not stay with nice men with small dicks. Many women will overlook an average dick if the man makes up for it in other ways, like using sexy toys in the bedroom on her, eating pussy and finger banging her. If your wife is cheating on you, you might be an asshole with a small dick. You can change that, however. You just need some cuckold phone sex therapy. Let me tell you what that means. If you have a cheating wife, let her have her cake and eat it too. You vowed to make her happy. If you suck in bed or are a selfish lover, how is that making her happy? As a cuckold, you are celebrating your wife’s sexual satisfaction. I mean if your wife gets sick, you take her to a doctor, right, because you are not one. If you cannot make your wife cum, you give her to a man who can. Women who are sexually satisfied are happier and nicer women. Think about it. When you cum, don’t you feel grand? Why would it be any different for a woman? Get your head out of your ass. Do not let your ego and pride land you in divorce court. Call a phone sex therapist and get your wife the dick she deserves.

Cuckold Phone Sex: Two Kinds of Men: Lovers and Losers

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is a way of life for me. In my world there are two types of guys. The ones you fuck and the ones you do not fuck ever. Lovers and cuckolds. I have both in my life. I’m the whole package: beauty and brains. I have the body to get the cock I want and the brains to know better than to settle for cock I do not deserve. Size matters. I have this fellow professor who wants to fuck me. He is good looking and smart. Qualities I like in a guy. But, he has a 3- inch dick. That isn’t even something worthy of being called a dick. It’s a clit stick. He has been persistent. He has been a bit cocky no pun intended. He insists he will be the best fuck I have ever had. Such bravado needed a lesson in humility. I invited him over for dinner. I let him think it was a date.

I poured us some drinks, suggested we move things into my bedroom. I asked him if he had ever experimented with bondage? I tied him to my bed. In walked the neighbor guy naked. He has 9 hard inches. I pointed out the difference between a man and a sissy; between a cock and a clit; between a lover and cuckold. I got the real man on the bed with me, next to my unwilling cucky. I swallowed the neighbor’s shaft, struggling to get every inch of him in my mouth. If you are sucking a real man’s cock, you almost never can get it all in your mouth. It is one of the measures of true manhood. Another measure is when he fucks you, you feel it. His cock is so big that it stretches your pussy and ass out. If your woman has to ask if you are in yet then you should realize you are not lover material. I fucked my lover in front of my reluctant cuckold. Let him fuck my ass too. He did all the things to me my cuckold thought he was going to do to me.  

He didn’t enjoy the show. He struggled to accept the reality of the situation. When my holes were filled with cum, I squatted over the loser’s face and made him my clean up bitch. All he is good for is fluffing cock and cleaning up messy cunts. It was a great night for me. I doled out some small dick humiliation; got fucked by a well hung boy; and fed that loser my cream pie. My cuckold did not enjoy his evening, but guess what? I don’t give a fuck. Do not try to fuck me if you do not measure up. There are only two kinds of men in this world. Lovers and cuckolds. Which kind are you?

Hot Mutual masturbation stories

mutual masturbation stories

Hot Mutual masturbation stories often start with my cute pink vibes and dildos. But Tonight my boyfriend found out I had My battery operated boyfriend doing all the work. B.O.B.  Is very large and in charge of rippling orgasms throughout my small frame. I was caught ass up, my hair sticking to my face and all ten inches of B.O.B. glistening with my arousal juices. My boyfriend was very upset and I didn’t stop fucking myself. He harshly called out that I never ever made these noises with him! Well If my boyfriend was as fat and long as this very expensive toy, I would make this sound for him. On the night stand he found my smutty romance novel and opened it. He read aloud a dog eared page. “His body was taunt and smelled of the rainwater that had drenched him, She could see the outline of his love meat and her love pot quaked. His trouser snake was the biggest she had ever known and for a prostitute in the wild west that was saying something…” Oh, My boyfriend was appalled but yet here he was being cuckolded by my battery operated friend and the words of my Smut Novel. I was so close to orgasm that I told him to shut up and keep reading as I brought myself to the edge of the most explosive orgasm I had ever had. I swear he makes me want to go find a man like the hero in my book!

Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs need great cocks. I will not waste my best oral skills on a small cock. Hell, I will not waste my lips on a small cock. I was on a date last night. The guy appeared to have a nice cock in pictures. I met him online. He is a fellow professor just at a different university. It was nice to have an intellectual date. I am a smart and sophisticated woman. Brains are always a plus with a lover. Honestly, the best lovers have brain, bran and cock. Turns out my smart date catfished me. It was not his cock picture. I did a reverse image search online and found no stolen pictures off the Internet. Once I saw him naked with his little dick, I knew it was not his body because he had no tattoos. Then his son came home. I saw the tribal tats on his legs, and I knew whose dick was in that picture. This guy either snapped a picture of his own son’s cock to get laid or stole an image off his phone. I called him out. I told junior since I thought I was going to be blowing the cock in the pictures, he was the lucky guy tonight. I am a bold woman. I know what I want and who I want. I was not being catfished. I gave my date a dose of what it is like to do a cuckold phone sex call with me. I made him sit in the corner while I sucked the real man in the house. My date’s face was so red as I sucked his son’s worthy cock. Junior got into shaming his father too. I mean it is pathetic to steal a picture of your son’s dick and try to pass it off as your cock. I still got to fuck and suck a nice cock. It was just that my date did not get the pussy he wanted. He never will with his tiny nub either.

Your Hot Fantasy Phone Sex Destination

Fantasy phone sexYour Darling Darline knows what you need. I am extremely horny this morning. Nothing is helping me get off. That bag of produce from Trader Joes is just calling my name. I have some large Zucchinis and even a few English cucumbers that are phallic in nature. My hunger for food is nothing compared to my lust of a nice dick. I really need to be fucked. I have never done any kind of food play, if you don’t count strawberries whipped cream and chocolate sauce. That was a hell of a mess, but so dirty and orgasmic! I am going to be alone all day, My boyfriend has a meeting all day and I can’t even sext him. I need someone to come over and cum in me. I couldn’t help myself as I looked through the bag and found a nice fat vegetable and began to fuck my hot sweet little pussy. I must have made too much noise and been lost in masturbating myself with my cucumber. Because my boyfriend’s son came in around the corner and dropped his keys and said wow! Fun fact, I used to fuck his son on the regular, I guess old habits are hard to break, but not my sex drive. I am going to get dick after all!

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.

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Princess Phone Sex Pussy

princess phone sex

Beautiful women have power over men, that much I know. Tonight you came home exhausted from work and had one thing on your mind. My perfect princess pussy! But you have been neglecting me! And you know I left your son for you! What is a lonely woman to do, you leave me for hours nad think that a diamond ring will make it all better? I mean it helps, yes, but I need attention. I need my pussy licked and A big fat dick pounding me. You always had stamina in the bed room, but that hot young son of yours can fuck me for hours. Did you think I wouldn’t go crawling back into his bed? Or across the back seat of his car? You try to make it up to me and I spread my legs and you begin licking me. By your moans I know you have discovered the hot cum load left in my pretty shaved pussy. You devour me like Your last meal. We both say nothing as you pull me on top and bite my hard nipples. I taste the cum on your lips and giggle as you impale me with a fever frenzy I have never known from you. Your breath in my ear whispers that with age comes a longing for the taboo, you will be my cheating slut! Yes, My love I can have my cake and you eat it too! I make sure to suck you off before and after work and go find me a hot stud to fuck me, we can discuss it when you are fucking me. Cuckolding is not just for small dicked me you know!

A Phone Sex Therapist Who Listens to You

phone sex therapistWhen you have a job like this on a site like this, you become a phone sex therapist. Guys call me to share the things they cannot share with others. They fear misunderstanding. They fear humiliation. Mostly, they fear rejection.  I talked with a man last night who likes to wear women’s panties and pantyhose. He has a white-collar, high powered corporate job. He would be shamed and likely fired if his macho work buddies learned he wore panties and hose under his $1,000 power suit. He wanted to know if he was a sissy for wearing panties.  I asked about his cock size. Not all men who wear women’s panties have small dicks, but many do. He admitted his dick was about 3-inches hard. He also admitted to being married and fantasizing about his wife cuckolding him. Now, I knew what I was dealing with. He was in my area of phone sex therapy. I gave him some tough love. He is a sissy cuckold waiting to be owned. He just needed a little push and some advice on how to get his wife to cuckold him. You can be one person at work and someone very different at home. He may already be a cuckold. His wife has zero interest in sex with him. She wears make-up to the gym and hangs out with her girlfriends more than him. Those are all signs of a cheating wife.  We talked for a couple hours. It was the first time he has spilled the beans about his life to anyone. I was glad I was able to help. Many men are not just a sissy or a cuckold or a femboy. Sissies, cuckolds and femboys overlap. A good therapist and a sexy babe can help you discover which is your dominant persona. A sexy therapist like me can help you live your true life.

 

How I Became a Cuckold Phone Sex Expert

cuckold phone sexSometimes, I miss being married. I was a slut wife to both husbands. They were the reasons I got into cuckold phone sex. One husband had a small dick and the other had a dick that rarely worked. I wanted to be a good faithful wife to them both, but I hit my sexual prime and they both rejected alternative lifestyles. Pride and ego came before my sexual satisfaction. Both husbands thought that the size of their wallets made them the boss of me. At the time, I was just starting out as a professor. I was not tenured yet. A beginning professor’s salary is not much. But my sexual appetite was large, and my needs were not being met. I cheated on husband number one with a guy I met at the gym. Once I had a big cock in me, cheating became easy. My gym lover had a huge cock. The kind of dick porn stars wish they had.  He was four times the man my husband was with his 13-inch cock. With husband number two, I thought I had married up. He had a big dick and it worked great until we said our I do’s. Once we were married, it never got hard and he was never in the mood. By that time, I was teaching and being a naughty teacher brought me lots of young cock. I tried to have my cake and eat it too. I liked being married. The status, the comfort, the extra income…but neither husband would make my sexual needs a priority and neither wanted to be cuckolded. Each gave me ultimatums and it backfired on them both. Mature sexy women do not need to put their sexual needs on the back burner because there are plenty of younger men with working cocks to take care of them. I might marry again, but if I do, my husband is going to know what he can expect if he ever stops fucking me the way I deserve.

Cuckold Phone Sex Hottie

cuckold phone sex

I get a lot of fun calls, but I have to say that cuckold phone sex is probably my favorite. I guess it’s because I love big cocks and humiliating men who don’t have them. Telling so-called men with teeny white cocks how useless they are really is something that fills me with so much joy. If you’re one of those “men”, call me. If you have the nerve, that is. You might be scared of me since you know you’re just an inferior white pussy boy and I’m the perfect cuckold Goddess that you know you do not deserve.

Can you imagine what it would be like to watch me get fucked by a real man? A big black cock stretching me to my limits while you stand there helpless. Your tiny little penis would be so hard from watching him do something to me that your puny little clit could never do. And you might be doing more than just watching, just so you know.  I might tell you to drop to your knees to suck that BBC. Your cock isn’t useful to anyone, so you might as well use the parts that are to make me and my lover happy!