Tag: phone sex therapist

Phone Sex Therapy?

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is what every married man needs. Face it men, if you are married you are not satisfied. Maybe your wife has stopped giving head or putting out since you put a ring on it. Perhaps as she has aged, she has become less adventurous in the bedroom and you have developed some kinks you do not feel safe sharing. Some women are so uptight about things, I can understand why you may not want to delve into them with an uptight prude. You could end up in divorce court. That is why this phone sex doctor is always in. I love being a non judgmental phone sex therapist. I hold the dirty little secrets of many married men. I spoke to a guy today who likes to wear women’s panties. He is too afraid to even steal his own wife’s panties, so he sought my advice on what to do. Way too many women think their husband is gay or a pervert just because he likes the feel of something feminine wrapped around his pecker. Panty boys aren’t all sissies or latent homosexuals. We all posses a duality within us. I would even say we are all naturally bisexual. Societal norms  push us to be one way or the other. I encourage bisexual behavior in men and women. So when I speak with a panty boy, not only do I send him shopping for a pair of his own frilly panties, I encourage him to seek out a bisexual experience. My caller today I sent to Victoria Secret’s to purchase a pair of pink panties, then I sent him to his local adult book store to suck some dick at the glory hole. Turns out he really enjoyed sucking a random cock. I told him men at glory holes are usually married men on the down low. He never thought of himself as bisexual just because he likes to wear panties, but my philosophy is always how do you know you don’t like something if you don’t try it? A good therapist explores your boundaries, even pushes them. Just like wearing panties doesn’t make you queer, neither does sucking cock. I can help you explore your bisexual side too. Maybe even push your boundaries.

I know that you have foot fetishes!

foot fetishesI know that you have foot fetishes sweetheart, why else would I have worn these sexy ass stockings and gorgeous sky high black heels to your therapy appointment?  I know that you can’t hardly keep your eyes off of them… I know that you are imagining that you are removing these shoes right now so that you can caress my beautiful feet… aren’t you? Yes, I can see the desire on your face right now, your foot fetishes are taking over and all that you can even think about is putting my perfect toes in your mouth right now right? It’s ok sweetheart! Really, foot fetishes are nothing to be ashamed of! You aren’t hurting anyone at all! So come over here sweetie,  take these shoes off of my feet and do what you have been wanting to do since you walked in here! Suck my toes, rub your hard cock all over them, make yourself feel good! There is nothing wrong with giving in to temptation!

Do your phone sex therapy with me!

phone sex therapyDid you know that I am not just your favorite girlfriend, I also do phone sex therapy. It’s true! Anytime you want, you can call me and just pour out all of your troubles to me, I will listen and never ever judge you, I promise. You can tell me about anything, it could be work pressure your feeling or maybe your wife is upsetting you… whatever the issue is, we can fix it. I will have you come in and get comfortable, you will tell me all of your problems while I slowly undress, I know looking at this beautiful body is going to be distracting to you… but that is kind of the point. Your problems will all fade away the more you look, all you will want to think about are the dirty things you could be doing to me… don’t worry, we’ll be doing all those things very soon. I will make everything all better, I promise…Now… shall we get started?

Phone Sex Therapy is Perfect for Sissy Humilation

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is a very popular form of phone sex. Think about it. It makes perfect sense to talk to a sexy mature woman about all the things you cannot share with your wife. We have a company sissy. Perhaps you have seen her page. We all blog about her. She is a money pig who craves attention but is so pathetic she has to pay for her sissy humiliation. I had the pleasure of speaking with her and her goddess, our bitch in charge here at WBMT, Levi. You think you have a good idea how shameful and pathetic a sissy is by reading blogs about her and seeing  pictures of her, but trust me none of that does our sissy any justice. Our company sissy is the biggest sissy I have ever spoken to in my career as a phone sex therapist. She has her dresses and bunny outfits specially made for her. Makes sense in hindsight. One cannot just walk into a Lane Bryant store and expect that they have a playboy bunny outfit or a baby doll dress in a size 18. Sissy doesn’t exactly have a girlish figure. She has to pretend to be a man for her wife and her day job. I teased her that she must have gone to acting school to be able to fool so many people into thinking she is a normal red blooded middle aged man. She sings little songs. I just about peed myself hearing her sing Sissy Girl to the tune of Barbie Girl, that cheesy 90s song. She is quite creative. But, she is a real sissy. She is not pretending on the phone. She is pretending at her day job. The one she needs to support her Goddess and those who work under her. I talk to a lot of sissies on the phone, and few are career sissies like our company Sissy Fairy Fag. She is pathetic and shameful, but also honest, creative and genuine. I am glad that she feels comfortable in her own skin to be outed and shamed by this company. Are you so brave? I doubt it. I have never been sent a sissy picture by one of my other sissies that shows her face. I have never gotten the sense that my other sissies are still sissies when not chemically altered. Sissies you have some big pumps to fill. Are you up for the challenge?

sissy humiliation

Get your phone sex therapy here.

phone sex therapy

You might be asking …What is phone sex therapy? How is it different from regular phone sex? Let me tell you. I’m a phone sex therapist. Our ultimate goal is your sexual satisfaction. Most of my clients are men seeking advice or methods to make your orgasm better or more satisfying. Whether it be revealing a deep dark secret or asking for advice on making your erection last longer. We are truly here for you. We’re compassionate, educated, and able to handle any scenario. We do more than just moan. I love developing a friendship with my clients and really get to know them. I want you to be able to call me anytime. You will love my methods of cock control, tease and denial, erotic hypnosis, and treatments to make you last longer. I will have that dick pumping and jumping in no time.

Make an appt or just call me when you are ready for some classy and friendly phone sex. Hey, if you just need someone to talk to, that’s fine, too. We can talk all night if you like. No sense in sitting home all lonely. Make that call now and get the confidential phone sex that you are craving. No limits or taboos.

Midnight Therapy for a hard cock

gfe phone sex

So, you had a few drinks after work tonight and now you’re home all alone. No pussy for you tonight and your cock is quaking. You’ve jacked it several times and you’re still not satisfied. I know you hate the phone sex game but you’d still love to have some sexy talk and someone to treat you like a boyfriend. Have you considered a phone sex therapist? That’s what I am and I’m here all night, waiting to be that sensual, sexy girl you can share anything with. How about a hot roleplay as I pretend to be the one you are lusting for? Or maybe you are a cuddly kind of guy who needs sweet words and romance. Or maybe you are one horny daddy who needs to share his dark secret that his teen daughter is making him crazy. Whatever it is, I’m here for you. I’ll make you slow it down and savor it. Bring it to a boil and let it steam a while before I allow you to pop. I also teach ED methods and training as well as tease and denial.

Join me for a session tonight. No appt needed.

Phone sex therapy for your ass fetish.

phone sex therapy

My new client confided that he is a booty man. He worships ass and loves to lick and kiss a woman’s bottom. He was so passionate that I started feeling wet. I, myself, am a total booty freak. A man who can tongue fuck asshole is usually a great lover. I love to return that favor. Like when I give head, it’s not just bobbing on a dick. I give lots of attention to the balls, especially that backside of the balls that most women neglect to lick. I trail my tongue all the way down that crack to the puckered hole. With the tip of my tongue, I rim it, paying extra attention to every little wrinkle and crevice that just cries for attention. I love hearing a man gasp as I make his fantasy come true. I roll up my tongue and slide it into that dark recess, tasting him. Flicking it in and out, I tongue fuck that shit hole. I know your cock is throbbing uncontrollably. Your ass arches a bit as I slide a finger inside. I wrap my lips around your cock as I press inside to manipulate your prostate. Are you ready for more, little ass boy. Or do I need to bring out the strap-on for some real fun?

Cuckold Phone Sex: Do Yo Need Phone Sex Therapy for Your Dick Issues?

cuckold phone sexBeing a cuckold phone sex therapist means I help men come to terms with their short comings. But, I only got into this sort of phone therapy because I have been helping men realize they cannot please their women for decades off of the phone. I even help frustrated married women understand that is not cheating if your husband cannot satisfy you sexually.  I had a couples session in my house the other night. Dan and Lori have not been married long; they are old school religious types and waited to have sex until they were married. Pretty sure the ONLY reason Dan agreed to wait on sex with Lori is so she would not run for the hills once she saw his tiny willy. How he thought he could consummate his marriage with a 1.5 inch dick is beyond me. He is the one that insists on adding the half inch, like that can make a difference. No women fucks an inch worm then fucks an inch and a half dick and is suddenly squirting all over that extra half an inch. I was honest. I explained that Dan cannot please a woman with what he has between his legs ever. Tough love.

I encouraged them to get a sexual surrogate for Lori or they would be divorced within a year. There is always some resistance when couples hear this, so I have a hung lover on hand to illustrate how cock size matters. Joel joined our little therapy session. I blew him so Lori could see how he filled my mouth; what a struggle it was to take his dick in my mouth. She was getting aroused. Soon, she was begging for some of Joel’s dick in front of her husband. Seeing is believing, but feeling  is life altering. Once Lori was riding Joel’s fat fuck stick and squirting all over the place, I knew she would never fuck her husband’s shrinky dick again. I gave Dan the advice I give anyone with a small dick. “She is still your wife. Eat her pussy. Watch her fuck. Enjoy her satisfaction. A good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs before his own.” If you call me for phone sex therapy, I can help you accept your short comings too. A tiny dick won’t ruin your marriage. Your pride will, so encourage your wife to  cheat with hung lovers.

I suggest phone sex therapy for you

phone sex therapyOh you pitiful worthless man, you thought that phone sex therapy with a woman like me was going to be a safe place for you to tell me all of your problems huh? Too bad for you that I turned out to me a major bitch with absolutely no qualms about hurting your precious little feelings! I mean come on cucky! Did you really think that I would be on your side when you told me your wife laughs at you in bed? Ummm hellooooo loser! I would have laughed at that pathetic little clitty between your legs too! Your poor wife must be a saint to stay married to a man like you! I hope that you at least spend a lot of money on her since there is no possible way you could have ever satisfied her with that tiny dick. I bet she cheats on you… I know that I certainly would, but I would do it right in your face and make you watch every second of it. My lover and I would laugh at you and when I compare his cock to yours… well cucky, we both know that yours is going to lose. Honestly, I’m the best phone sex therapist that you could hope for because at least I am honest with you! I told you the gods honest truth loser, no one wants to fuck your tiny little cock! You may as well embrace the cuckold lifestyle because you were so clearly born to be one. So my advice to you is to go buy your wife some pretty jewelry or a nice designer handbag, find her a stud or two with huge cocks to fuck, and be her good little clean up boy when she is finished fucking him. Really there’s nothing else you could do…

phone sex therapist

Food fucking Fun

phone sex therapist

One of my college papers for phone sex therapy was on the use of food as sexual objects. I couldn’t believe how many people incorporate food or just use food items as a sexual outlet.

Of course, the usual standards were at the top of the list for couples. Strawberries, chocolate, champagne and whipped cream are all well know fuck-foods and perfectly acceptable.

My findings on woman masturbating with food led me to the conclusion that “root” veggies are the favorite followed by gourds and squash. I think the root part is key as root vegetables are so long and firm and hold up well to pussy juice and lube. Plus they can be eaten after they are fucked. Sliding a long hard zucchini into my pussy is way better than a vibrator. And you can custom choose exactly which size and shape fulfills your needs. So much better than picking a man. And you can tell from looking which one is fresh and which one needs thrown in the trash.

erotic roleplaying

Men prefer mixed veggies and fruit. A nice over ripe melon is prime fuck fodder. Shoving your cock into that sticky sweetness feels amazing, plus it can handle multiple loads. It also reminds you of the round firm melons of women. Men fucking fruits is seen as desperate in men whereas it is sensual and sexy in women.

phone sex therapy

Finally, there are the messy food freaks. Like the virgin who fucked Apple pies in “American Pie.” Warm, sticky, and gooey is what they prefer. They really get into their food and want it smeared all over their bodies, plunging their cocks into it over and over. Or stuffing their pussy full. They fuck and eat with abandon. Never miss sex with a messy eater!!!

So which one are you? Come share your story with me in some hot phone sex therapy.